I'm a 16 year old girl. I don't write without inspiration (I'll have to work on that) so please don't get mad at me for not posting. And I have a life, unlike a great majority of you people. (No offense. I didn't have a life until this year.) Therefore, I can't post all the time but, when I do post, I'm sure you will be chomping at the bit to read it. lol. I don't cuss, so don't expect it and don't beg for it because it's not happening.

According to an OkCupid quiz, and some other quiz too, I am Gregory House. Cool, huh? I am also Isaac (Heroes), Jack (Lost), and Gibbs (NCIS).

I'm in German, but just beginning, so if u send me some long German review, I'll get "gut" and "schlecht". That's about it.

People say I'm obsessed with House. I probably am. I can quit whenever I want to. But I don't want to. Like House with vicodin.

I watch House, Heroes, So You Think You Can Dance, Lost, Monk, NCIS, Numb3rs, Shark, Bones, Kid Nation (even though I'm not sure how someone could write a fanfic for that.), Charmed, Jericho (or used to?), American Idol(which is getting very mean in my opinion), Two and a Half Men, Rules of Engagement, and most of those TV land night time specials. Plus the random 30 minute shows whose names you recognise, but just can't remember what they are (they all start to sound the same after a while.) I'm probably forgetting something because I haven't updated in a long time and it's late.

Go read Eragon and Eldest if you haven't (though I suspect you have already.)

One of my best friends is "4everLOST".

My saying is "People are stupid." (Well it's true!)

The best stories EVER are:

Anything by Janie Canuck (she is so awesome. Since I don't acually know her, I am not biased. She is actually the best writer ever.)

Stuff by 4everLOST. (I am biased on this.)

DIYsheep; slashes, that is.

HouseCat has a story about medieval times House and everybody (so funny. It made me laugh out loud: I don't laugh easily.)

(look on my favorites for the exact names of everybody. I can't remember off the top of my head all of the capitalizations)

Go look at my favorites because I probably forgot someone. These are the best though because I remember them and I haven't been here and looked at stories in a long time.

I am a night person and enjoy staying up until my eyes start burning. That may seem random, but my eyes r burning right now, so it really isn't.

My stories which you can see somewhere else on this page are:

Sick; no pairing (use your imagination.)

Childhood; (use your imagination agian.)

Cinnamon; HouseWilson slash.

I LIKE:

HouseWilson slash. HouseCuddy.

As for Charmed... my favorite character is Leo. PiperLeo until the end of the world!

There is too much to keep track of on Lost. PB&J though!

Animals, especially cats. Food. Random stuff. I play the clarinet which, at the moment, is engulfing my life.

I think it would be fun to be able to change into a cat whenever I want to. That's just me. (I don't think I'm a freak. Then again, insane people don't that they are insane...)

I like HouseWilson slash and am not sure where I stand with House and girls. I think I would pick Cuddy for him.

I DON'T LIKE:

HouseCameron, Vogler, dumb popular people, ignorance, most vegetables and hunters! Hunters that hunt for sport are sick and demented! It's one thing to hunt if there aren't any grocery stores but hunting for fun is horrible! How can you kill an innocent animal and watch it bleed to death with a grin on your face because you killed it?

Quotes:

"Even the best fall down sometimes." -"Collide", by Howie Day

"Malicious gleam of potential sexual escapades!" -Person I know...

"Are we role playing? Am I you? I don't want to be you!" -Wilson

"Why does there always have to be a reason?" -Girl from House

"Deep inside Wilson believes that, if he cares enough, he will never die." -House

"I really hope no one dies while I'm sitting here not talking to you." -Foreman to Tritter

"You can't keep him. He's not a puppy." -Holiday in Handcuffs

"She won't be getting close to our boys!!"- my friend (hilarious at the time)

From me and Foreman: "Chase, it's not apples and oranges. They're different colors." (It was funny at the time.).

"She's not nearly as pleasant as she thinks she is." -Cuddy

"All animals are equal, some are just more equal than others."

-Animal Farm (I don't believe this)

The candy cane scene from House.

I'll add more later, maybe.

Please Read and Review!

If anyone knows a good HouseWilson slash (or really any story) please tell me!

Also, I have some great stories under my favorites.

If you think those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken rabbit some Trix, copy this to your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this to your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...:

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the tv.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that,and you know you did.

If u have read this far, do me a favor and RR!