My name's Amelia and I have an unhealthy addiction to the fallowing:

Erik, Twilight (not the guys), cars, books, fanfictions, fanfic.net, Christine Feehan, the dark series, Gergori Daratrazanoff, Mikhail Dubrinksy, punjab lassos, Maximum Ride, Aiden, AFI, Paramore, Gerard Butler, Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Harry Potter Puppet Pals, Labyrinth, barn owls, snakes (even though they scare me to death), Carpathians, musicals, Rent, We Will Rock You, Moonlight, Bones, House, Jareth, As the World Falls Down, Within You, Phantom of the opera, Down once more/Track Down this Murderer, Point of no return, No one would listen, 300, Van Helsing, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Evenesence (sp check?), Dracula 2000, my boyfriend, school, chemistry, Stargate Sg-1, Stargate Atlantis, Tin Man, Cain, Glitch, DG, Az's wardrobe, dark chocolate, Jason Isaacs, Hook from the 2002 Peter Pan, Hook's wardrobe (yay!), Underworld:Rise of the Lycans, Lucian, Selene, Sonja, Sims 2, fencing, Fable 2 (good way to waste time), Unmasqued (READ IT, Phantom of the opera romance novel and CHRISTINE ENDS UP WITH ERIC! Raoul dies!) and many more things that my brain won't spit out.

I am a horrible procrastinator who should be burned at the stake for neglecting my fanfics for so long. I AM SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!

I read these fanfiction genres because:

Phantom of the Opera gives my life perspective as well as purpose (I live one day at a time just so I can read new chapters) sad but true.

Labyrinth I read just for shts and giggles as I do love the awesome (if gender challenged (DO NOT KILL ME!)) Goblin King

Christine Feehan because the Carpathian men are HOT! and I like them all

Van Helsing because Dracula is awesome and is about as power hungry as I am

Maximum Ride because I like reading about the wonderful mutant children facing interesting (and occasionally odd) adventures

Moonlight for no other reason other then I LIKE IT

Bones because I've actually READ Kathy Reichs's books and LOVED THEM and I love the show with a firey passion

Twilight because I only read the odd crackfics which are awesome

Stargate SG-1 + Atlantis because I like people (and guys) who are smart, hot, and completely capable of taking down a massive enemy ship with only a (seemingly) tiny weapon. I was also raised on these two shows.

Tin Man because I loved the miniseries and I thought the ending sucks and it needs a sequal.

Peter Pan because HOOK IS HOTTTTTT, and Pan should die. :D

Vampire Academy because I can't wait until the fourth book, Blood Promises is out.

and the rest because I'm usually bored to tears.

Hobbies:

Being an nerd (but a fun nerd who seems like they're on crack 24/7)

Reading Phantom of the Opera and Phantom a million times just to swoon over Erik (I am a steadfast phangirl, Raoul can just drown)

Reading in general

Watching anime my friends force me to (like Bleach, Naruto, and Princess Tutu)

Watching anime I actually like (FMA and Ouran High School Host Club and Fruits Basket ONLY)

Writing (poetry that sucks, poetry that's disturbing, fanfics, fiction I've made up, screenplays (I'm working on my own screenplay based on something my Bio teacher said one day), and emails to my friends)

Playing on the XBox 360 (only at my dad's though) and crushing opponents playing Overlord and Assassins Creed

Surfing the web (fun stuff, like Gerry pics :P)

Being a total freak, but a loved freak

And being a okay girlfriend to by wonderful boyfriend who understands and helps me with my Phantom obsession

Mottos:(Because I saw this and liked it)

I have an obsession, I know it's unhealthy, but prepare for hell if you try to 'cure' me.

Normal is only a setting on the dryer.

Live life like no one's judging you, and sing like no one can hear.

It's not an obsession, it's just an intense form of love. (me in a discussion with my parents)

What obsession? (says this as she hides Labyrinth, Phantom of the Opera, and her notebook full of fanfic ideas)

Fictional Boyfriends (AKA: My testosterone filled harem):

Erik - I love him to death, even the book versions, because he is just so intelligent and who doesn't like a man who would take charge and 'take care' of that fop, Raoul?

Jareth - Even though the glitter would bug me to no end, and the fact David Bowie's 61 right now, I love Jareth to the ends of the earth (but only on the earth Erik doesn't exist)

Lucius Malfoy - the man foisted upon me in a group written fanfic (look for in later months when the beginning is written) but is still smexy without a shirt on.

Dracula (Rich Roxburgh one) - He's hot, his accent was amazingly sexy, and he is so...fascinating.

Dracula (Gerry Drac) - I would willingly trade my internal organs to be in several of the scenes in the movie. I give you one hint: the ones where he has no clothes. ;)

Cain - He is FINE and he protects those he loves. I love his fedora and his coat.

Hook - He needs a hug, and he's played by Jason Issacs so he rocks

Temaki - He's fun and is REALLY FUNNY.

Edward Elric - Very cool and he can do alchemy, so he rocks.

Fictional 'Homeboys' (my friend Jen's words):

Cal (From Peeps) - He needs some non-physical loving as in the type w/out any romantic attachments involved.

Aro - I hate Edward, I hate Jacob slightly less then Edward, and I think Aro rules all.

Jasper - He has a tortured past and is scared, like Erik, and he always seems to need a hug. I just wouldn't want to take him away from Alice.

Seth - He's like a little puppy you want to take home from the animal shelter, he's just so adorable.

Didymus - He's awesome and is kick ass with his sword

Mick St. John - He's awesome in a depressed vampire sort of way, but still cool.

Josef Konstan - super rich, powerful vampire. need i say more?

Joseph Belendrake - Not a powerful Carpathian, but an outcast in an outcasted society. He's the 'young one' and doesn't like it. I love him for it, but also hate his domineering nature.

Daniel Jackson - Smart, cute in a geeky way, and can (finally) handle a weapon more powerful then a pistol. He's also an expert in many languages and cultures.

Teal'c - needs no explanation and if you need one WATCH STARGATE SG-1.

Jack O'Neill - seems to be not so intelligent, but in fact is a lot smarter then he seems. Also, RDA is amazing! :D

Jack Hodgins - The bug and slime guy at the Jeffersonian, and he's awesome. He's also rich, and paranoid.

Glitch - He is awesome, need I say more?

Al Elric - He's so cute in the hulking set of armor! :D

Hunny Sempai - So very very cute! (Bunny! he he)

Yuki - He can turn into the cutest rat I've ever seen!

Fictional 'Homegirls':

Max - she's a feminist female who can kick anyone's ass anytime anywhere. And she has wings.

Raven Madison - Fellow partner-in-crime even if she's a fictional character, and she has wonderful fashion sense. I also wish she was real, and was my twin since we think so much alike.

Angela Webber - She's understanding, compassionate, and everything I'm not.

Sarah Williams - She's half under this category and half under 'people who should die'. I find her admirable in that she wanted to get Toby back after she wished him away, but WHO IN THEIR RIGHT F-ING MIND WOULD DENY JARETH! God, she's dumb.

Madame Giry - She seemed to understand and truly care for Erik which is admirable, and she helped him escape after he killed the gypsy in charge of his attraction. She rocks.

Anna Valarious - Her outfits rocked my socks, and even though she tried killing Dracula she had some admirable qualities. Though having intelligent shoe sense isn't one of her attributes. High heeled boots, I mean really.

Alice Cullen - Even though she's annoying sometimes, she always is amazing. And insanely cool.

Samantha Carter - smart and can kick any guys ass. She rocks.

Teyla Emmagen - She's AWESOME! no other explanation needed.

Angela Montenegro - She is an amazing artist, and she has compassion (something I sorely lack) and she's amazing.

DG - She's kind of annoying but overall I love Zooey Daschenel

Azkadilia - I love her clothes and I want them.

Hurahi - she's funny

Riza Hawkeye - I love her! In a totally non-lesbian way, because she's very very very very very very cool.

People who should die:

Raoul - He's a f-ing fop who should have been drowned at birth, or by 'accident' in the room with the lowering grate.

Sarah - for reasons I stated overhead

Bella Swan - just to put her out of her misery as she's so WHINY and so very annoying.

Edward Cullen - stupid, emotionally abusive, narcissistic vampire creep.

Jane and Alec - the only two out of the Volturi who should die but only because they're just so dang mean.

Van Helsing - he killed Dracula! (in van helsing) That automatically puts him on my hate list.

Belzanath - creepy cat puppet

Awards (I love this):

Best Vampire Role: Tie between Gerard Butler and Richard Roxburgh

Hottest Vampire: Gerard Butler (out of clothes) Richard Roxburgh (in his clothes)

Sexiest Wizard: Lucius Malfoy (smexy)

Best Acessory: Lucius Malfoy's pimp cane (snake headed cane)

(more will follow)

By reading this you now know:

I'm completely on crack.

I do not appreciate my boyfriend as I apparently love my fictional boyfriends more then my actual one.

My logic is invariably flawed.

I am a phangirl ('cause we rock!) as well as a normal fangirl.

My dream men are completely fictional (and all book/movie/tv characters oddly enough).

I so need to get over these obsessions.

Notes: (aka appolgize to those i disturb)

I also apologize to Gerard Butler if this profile scares him, I just think he's too sexy for words. But I'll probably get over it...eventually.

I'll get the updates out as soon as my little overworked fingers can type. I can't promise anything drastic like 2 chapters in one day, but i'll try.

Thanks to everyone who's read my stuff. Thanks for your support and thanks for hanging in there for me.

Also, vote in my poll. Because there is no other way I can figure out what to write first.

Thanks everyone! :D