lD I hate grammer. Seriosly, I hate it... I'm lazy, big time and how the f do you turn off reveiws

Me B-day

May 29th

My Hobbies

Drawing, video games and writing

Favorite Movies

To many most Disney

Favorite TV Shows

Pokemon, Peter Pan no Boken

My Sexy Charters List

Silver, Daren, Red(Brawl), Claus, Riku, Sora, Cloud, Ice.

SILVER!! Tehehe... He's so hot... ////

Favorite Couples

Pokemon

Anime:

PaulxDawn - IkariShipping: Im not sure, but it seems really cute.

MayxDrew - ContestShipping: This was like the first Shipping I fellin ove with, the two really like eachother but... they just wont admit it...~

Game:

SolanaxLunick - RangerShipping: It's a very good couple and their are SO many hints that that lik eachother in the game.

RhythmixJoshua(I like this name better than Kellen(PMRanger2)) - OperatorShipping(Made up, dint know the real name): It's actuly really cute~ i dint like it at first I like NeoRangerShipping (HimikoxJoshua), but then it just grew on me. It seem soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute.

Himiko(Female ranger from PokeRanger 2)xKeith - CrystalRangerShipping (I dint know the name so I made one up): It wasnt very fond of it, cuz Keith was an ass. But after the whole best friend scean and how they goffed off durring after school hours at night, and in the third temple witht he moon crystal, i loved it. it just became so lovable

Manga

RedxYellow - SpecalShipping: ITS MOTHER FING CUTE, but thier so oblivious to eachother love

GreenxBlue - OldRivalShipping: Opposits attract? I mean, he totally digs her. X3 he acts like a three year old with a playground crush.

GoldxChrystal - MangaQuestShipping: Gold and Crystal look so cute together, And in the last few chap. of the GSC series they spent so much time together che cried tears of joy when she found out he was still alive. JOY!! And joyness!

RubyxSapphire - FranticShipping: It's just plain cute, Opposites attract, ya know? Jungel girl and prissy clean boy.

PearlxPlatinum - HaughtyShipping: I'm not sure why... I just like it so, maybe cuz i'm a sucker for Love/Hate relationships?

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Gas-CanxBeauty: It's cute, and so odvius,

Kingdom Hearts

SoraxKairi - SoKai: Odvious, and I love it, I need more SoKai >_>

RikuxNamine - RiMine: It's cute, too bad she returned to Kairi's body...

Yaoi

RikuxSora

Mother/EarthBound

NintenxAna

NessxPaul

LucasxKumatora

DusterxKumatora

Yaoi

NessxLucas

ClausxLucas (Wait whut?)

Extra(OCxOriginal or OCxOC)

SilverxKhrystie(oc) - BakaHeartShipping: I LOVE him, he's such a beautiful disaster, and I love him, the little jungel girl and the tough punk boy. I dig it so,

DiamondxKhrystal(oc) - PrettyScarfShipping: It's rather cute, he cheered her up since her first lover dies and she realized she loved him but was afraid to confess afraid to lose him too.

EmeraldxAia(oc) - CrystalJemShipping: Aia, the rich Hyalina (yes Loz refrence) girl, that Emerald meet in Hoenn, the two fell in love with eachother and puplicly show thier affections.

Nick(oc)xGewn(oc) - FriendShipping: Nick, the Half-breed, and Gewn the Lilicove German, the two fell in love as Nick taught her English, being her translator, they were always together. and so love bloomed, just like flowers after the winter.

Angel(oc)xDevil(oc) - LunarMoonShipping: The two Eevee that never left Khrystie or Silver's side till the faithful day that tore them apart, through a vurtual trainer program the two Eevees meet again, and they were always together goofing off they evolved, and Devil confesses and love (and an arm of babies befell Khrystie and Silver) bloomed Besides their cute.

MaxxYuki(oc) - MaUi: After Yuki waited from Khrystie's Retuen the two meet and fell in love.

RikuxGrinny(oc) - RiNny: It's kinda cute ya know, Yoshitaka's Daugter and Riku. It's just cute, wait, how will they have kids? lol

Yoshikawa(oc)xKhrystie(oc) - YoKis: It's hopless but Kinda cute...

ClausxMinawa(oc) - ClaWa

Characters I Can't Stand

USA Naruto who say's 'BELIVE IT!'

Complete Storys

How To Spend Summer Vacation In KH Land

Post KH2: What do you think would happen, if someone, from the world we all live in and play the game, suddenly, found herself, falling through her TV, and on Destiny Islands? That happens to be me, and this happens to be my adventures in Kingdom Land.

Complete - Kingdom Hearts - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor

MOTHER4 - Precious Jewles

The year? 2219, 218 years after Ness defeated Giygas, 18 after Lucas Defeated the 'King' and summoned the Dark Dragon to craft a peaceful word. Someone starts fooling with what no mere mortal should, the only way is to stop it with the Precious Armor.

Mother/EarthBound - Rated: Teen - Adventure/Humor

My Stories

Paused Storys

Gamer Gamer Queen

Khrystie, aka the Gamer Gamer Queen, trys an new vurtural reality helmet and is stuck in Shining Force till she beats the game with the SF cast,whe the game is over then what?She and Max is arrested by the IGSP,Why! You'll have to read. MANY GAME WARNING SPOILERS!

Game X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor

Need a Vacation?

Azu Maria Rose aka Khrystie, invites about twenty peole to her house for a vacation, Her house or mation is full of angels in-traings, her own comic book charters, she's a mom, insane friends, and family, oh and I forgot to mention she lives in on another Planet. I smell doom...

Crossover - Rated Teen - Romance/Humor

Reapers Of Dark Hearts

Sequel to How to Spend Summer, Khrystie reruns to earth and questions what happened over the summer. Suddenly a new foe appeared the Reapers of Dark Hearts. Can she stop them? Where are the others when needed! OcXSilver plus many other parings.

Game X-overs - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor

PokeSoul's Unite Book One Kanto

Long time friends Gary, Brass and Steel leave pallet Town to enter the pokemon leaguge, will this adventure be more than they bargend for. Authors Note: I've always wanted to do a story where human an pokemon become one. then, this story come to being.

Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure

Transfomers: Time and Space

She was clumsy,very clumsy.She was shy, but could care less about what others said,aswell helpful.But with an unfortunet insident,her life intertwined with the Autobots.Thus he was sent,to keep that one girl,with the key of life.But can she save the human

Alot okay?! I'm Lazy...

Future Stories

Current Works

MOTHER5 - Black Oblivion

Mother/EarthBound - Rated: Teen - Adventure/Humor/Anst/Friendship

Imperial Poke Academy

After three years after the deadly Team Rune Explosion, Amethyst Khrystie has returned, but now she must face the ultimate darkness, HIGH SCHOOL! How will she explain her three year disappearance? Wait whos that with Silver!? Whos that dude that looks like Nick!? HOLY SH-! THAT CANT BE HIM!!

Pokemon - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor

Well what do you guys think of my future stories? And no stealing my stories! That's enough of this profile buisness for now, later.

Now for somethin' random

Spread the Stupidity

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Pit

2. Fox

3. Link

4. Ness

5. Kirby

6. Red/Pokemon Trainer

7. Zelda

8. Peach

9. Lucas

10. Ike

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
Me: Huh, what?

Pit: …I’m scared. D: Hug plz

Me: Sure… Hugs

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
WTF!! GET OUT OF HERE!! GIRLS BATHROOM!! ARE YOU A GIRL?!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: Yer gonna marry Lucas?

Ness:… Yes…

Me: OMFGBBQWTF!! I NEED A NEW DRESS I CAN’T MISS THAT!!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: D: You dint cook any one, right?

Kirby: Poyo!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Spray him in the face with his own Squirtle! Ha!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
I would be happy to be part Hylian… that’d be awesome!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
donno. Jumped off or tripped on something?

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Lucas? Make fun of someone? I’d stand and stare with a WTF face for hours.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
I wouldn't mind. It’s Ike….

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Try and help cuz that’s how Pit rolls!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
He’d make it worst, cuz half way Peppy would call and yell: Do a barrel roll! Fox would scream and barrel roll and crash.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Uh… Food? Oh! A fairy!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
He’d rush in PK Freeze things and run the heck outta thar with me.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Kirby says “Poyo” then some cake!

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Pit: But I love Ike!!

Me: Orly? Then go ahead, take him. ;D

Pit: Rly?

Me: Yarly!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Zelda would comfort me and give some wise advice. Cuz, she’s wise

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Lucas would make a handmade banner, aw, isn’t he sweet?

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Ike would walk off to find Pit.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Pit is so cute, innocent, sweet and he has wings! but he isn’t the love of my life, he’s Ike’s!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
NUUUUUUUU!! What about Ness?!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
No. Link doesn’t have any parents… D:

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
…………No…………

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Slap him and tell her that’s mean, the btch at him for hour on ends!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
D

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
WTF!? YOU HAVE A FAT ITTALIN PPLUMER SAVING YORE ASS EVERY OTHER DAY!! HE CLEARLY LOVES YOU OR HE WOULD OF STOPPED AFTER THE 2ND WEEK! NOW GET OVER TO HIS GOD DAMN HOUSE AND MAKE BABIES!!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
Aww… Lucas, that’s sweet but I don’t feel that way… sorry, but never forget I’ll always be here for you… let be friends still… please?

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
SQWEEEEEEEEEEEE!! HOW CUTE!! Tehehehe!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
……………WTF?! WHATS GOINNG ON IN THAR?!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Pit and … Red? Maybe…

Would 2 trust 5?
Not as much as Falco…

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Ike gives him a look that makes him want to hide under a rock for a few months…

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Cooking class. Kirby asked Pit and he was all like ‘oh alright…’ now he can cook for Ike!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
It’d be okay… Red can cook and Link cant though…

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Probably a café… Lucas looks cute in a café uniform and Zelda would look pretty awesome…

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
No… he has no hair…

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
If he draw Candy,(mah OC) then he’d be happy…

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Sorry, just cant see that, unless Pit walked down the halls stark naked in the middle of the conversation…

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Pit would babble an apology and Ike would ruffle his hair.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Fox: ……Uh…...

Lucas: I won’t tell…

Fox: Thanks kid…

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Red would staring at Kirby as he trained himself

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
I'd quickly invite him, he’s cool!

7 won the lottery?
She’d would give most of it to charity and her friends…

8 had quite a big secret?
Peach: I’m pregnant…

Me: O.O Rly?

Peach: Yes…

9 became a singer?
Oh, I’d like to see that!

10 got a daughter?
WTH? It thought Pike was a boy? D

What would 1 think of 2?
Pit: Why are you a fox?

Fox: Cuz?

How would 3 greet 4?
Link: ‘Sup?
Ness: Not much, just waitin’ for my match
Link: Cool

What would 4 envy about 5?
Ness: His stakes rock!! I gotta know how he does it!

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Jigglypuff made Kirby Strawberry Shortcake…

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Red and Zelda? Uh… friends with Link!

What would make 7 angry at 8?
That one dint came to the others party!

Where would 8 meet 9?
Brawl stadium/ manor.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
He’s scared of him, like he even hasta say that…

What would make 10 scared of 1?
That he hates him and no longer loves him and vice versa.

Is 3 Gay?
No, he’s got Zelda…

How do you feel right now?
Happyz!

Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions. I’ll be nice and include 12 new characters! –Mother(EarthBound) Edition! -

1. Ninten

2. Claus

3. Loid

4. Jeff

5. Teddy

6. Lucas

7. Kumatora

8. Paula

9. Poo

10. Duster

11. Ness

12. Ana

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Hells yeah!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Jeff is nice looking, but not that hot…

3. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
D: Unfortunately no…

4. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Erm… if yr into that kind of thing (I almost support everything…)

5. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
No, just cant see anything…

6. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
He was a simple kid who live science, he was a thief, it was an accident how they meet then… why did it feel so right?

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Donno, only a few I guess….

8. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Flamed Heart Princess

9. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
…… you don’t wanna know…

10. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I’m gonna Love you, cuz she loves Ness a lot.

11. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Ninten/Lucas/Ana WARNING: Yaoi, love triangle, if you don’t like insane stuff get!

12. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Duster: You know, you should stop hiding that beautiful face with that helmet. PK Thunder’d

13.When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never D:

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

My version:

Ninten and Kumatora are in a happy relationship until Poo runs off with Jeff. Ninten, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ness and a brief unhappy affair with Ana, then follows the wise advice of Teddy and finds true love with Loid.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

15. Name of this fanfic?
Lost in Love.

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1. GANGSTA NAME (First three letters of real name plus 'izzle'): Khrizzle (WTF)

2. DETECTIVE NAME (Colour and animal): Blue Cat…

3. SOAP OPERA NAME (Middle name plus current street name): Michelle Marlin

4. STAR WARS NAME (First three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, last three letters of your Mother's maiden name): Kimkhald

5. SUPERHERO NAME (Colour, drink): Blue Cherry Coke

6. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mother's maiden name, 3rd letter of your Dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your Mum's middle name): Himovd

7. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (Mother's middle name): Ann

8. YOUR GOTH NAME (Black, plus any of your pet's names): Black Brownie (Me being goth is wild..)

9. ROCKSTAR NAME (Fruit, and something that can go wrong): Grape Crash (XD)

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME (colour, pirate accessory): Blue Eye patch

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH(Well, half but still), so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird

c('.'c) Copy and paste Kirby to help him rule the world!

If you really like the original couples (MarioxPeach, LinkxZelda), copy this into your profile. If you've ever tripped while standing still, copy this into your profile.

If you are a self-proclaimed nerd, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to SSBB put this on your profile.

Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Erisna Deathclaw, EeveeCelebi749, Liv-the-WaddleDee, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie, VirgoMaiden, MindSpring, Mewtrainer, Pikana, Mr. Pichu, KhrystieKitten711. If kids were more focused on important stuff, we would've solved world hunger, found alternative fuels, found a new planet (NintendoWorld), and fixed the economy!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit-Gryffindor,Kagome-Loves-Kouga Gryffindor, - Ravenclaw, RipredIsAwesome, Mewtrainer-Ravenclaw, Pikana- Slytherine, Mr. Pichu- Slytherine, KhrystieKitten711 - Gryffindor

If you think High School Musical just plain stunk and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you think that flamers should get a life and stop trying to discourage people, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have a hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa post this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a imperfect perfectionist, copy and paste this on your profile

I need to put this here so you all can see: Most People think Peach can do better... this is WRONG because love chooses who they want. Appearances do not count in love. Mario and Peach are pure souls literally made for each other. Copy and Paste this if you think the original nintendo couple should stay as it is.

If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it (Ha! My gang, new and old do too!)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Rain C. frosty, Pikana, KhrystieKitten711

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! YAY!

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

92 of the teen population would be dead if Aberombie and Fetch decided that breathing wasn't cool!!Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8 laughing hysterically in the background

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, 0x Emo Contestshipper x0, aqua-dragon28 KhrystieKitten711

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and past this to your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If your favorite pairings are the ones that are rarely written, rarely thought of, hated or given a "WTF?!" by others, and you're PROUD of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever...

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Lucas' story

Why do they call me a wuss?

I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves.

Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.

My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me.

I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.

Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.

They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.

I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.

But now everyone calls me a wuss.

They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.

They call me it because I don't want to fight.

Was I being a bad person?

Was there anything else I could do?

If there was, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.

I'm sorry no one loved me.

I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.

I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.

I'm sorry.

After playing Mother3 Lucas touched my heart, as dumb as it sounds, l almost see him like a brother, if he could stand next to me, I'd pull him close to me and I want to protect him. After all he's seen, all he's done, his mother's death, the death of his own brother accidentaly caused by himself. I want him to smile, I want to protect him. I want him, to be him. He's no wuss, he's a true hero. Lucas is what I can become, I am timid, if he could pull the Seven needles and stand up against evil maybe, just maybe, I... I can fight for what's right.