Gender: Take a wild guess.

Age: None of your damn business. Actually, I'm fifteen. ...Universe hasn't imploded yet, so I guess that was safe to say.

Location: A paradox. Right. Like I have a reason to tell you. I'm not in Britian, though. And my nation's flag's got red and white and blue in it. Just in case that may or may not give you a hint. Got a buncha stars, too. Sparkly ones. 'Case you didn't know, I mean. Or if you're psychic. Or something.

Likes: Well-written fics, well-written books, fanvids, philsophical debate, mercy, faith, love (heh, wot can i say, I'm a sicker for softies), darkness (or not), freedom, rock music, material comforts, feedback, pizza w/ bacon ranch, corn dogs, raisin bread, pecan nougat logs, rambling, and English muffins w/ grape jelly & butter. Other stuff, too, of course, but then you could be here for hours and I could be here for eternity and if anyone's actually reading this then they have time to waste anyway and I guess I'll just move on now.

Dislikes: Liars, cheats, cowards, politics, pointlessness, irresponsibility, disloyalty, lack of honor, lack of integrity, people who should die (terrorists, molesters, rapists, murderers, etc.) even if I don't have the right to judge them, cruelty for the sake of cruelty, vengeance, laziness and unproductive activity, thoughtlessly written works (except poetry, 'cause sometimes that's actually cool), botched karaoke, dependence upon anything or anyone, the stamping of free wills/dictatorship, lack of tact, lack of taste, feedback with no meaning, mushrooms, asparagus, heavily-saturated-with-vulgarism rap, blind followers, beets, okra, and cooked onions and carrots. But lima beans are okay.

Favorite Quotes:

"...Dark-winged Night,
Into the bosom of Erebus dark and deep
Laid a wind-born egg, and as the seasons rolled
Forth sprang Love, the longed-for, the shining, with
wings of gold." - Aristophanes

"For love to live, yes, there must be evil and sinning and debauchery and the like; yes, for there to be happiness there must be sorrow; yes, for there to be pleasure we must have first experienced pain. But it has to end somewhere, all the violence and hatred and aggression, otherwise...it'll go on forever, an eternity of despair. But there is hope - and dreams, and laughter, and life. And that hope, those dreams and those laughs and those lives, all teeter on the precipice of a destination to which the journey means more than anything. A long journey of infinite love begins with one choice. Just one. Love, after all, is not only something worth dying for: it's something worth living for." - A. N. Williams

"Math is a pain, no matter how necessary it is. Definition of life, that." - A. N. Williams

"Life goes on. Tomorrow, I'll wake up, take a shower, eat breakfast, water the yard, and get some homework done. Come Monday, I'll wake up, shower, go to school, go to karate class that evening. And Tuesday, and Wednesday, and so on. The world doesn't stop turning; roses don't stop growing. As I long as I live, I can say, 'And life goes on.' No matter how much I hurt, no matter how I fail or succeed or grow old and helpless, the world keeps turning under my feet, and life goes on." - A. N. Williams

"Perfection is found only in the imperfection discovered while in pursuit of it." - A. N. Williams

"If I die tomorrow, who's going to think about all the great things I wanted to do, say, seven years from now? Who's going to hear my name and think of anything but a tragedy, or a satistic, or a silly little girl who probably didn't watch where she was going? Who's going to walk by my grave and see something more than an aging rock? My parents? Friends? Hell, seven years after I die, the friends I have will have forgotten me. My family wouldn't, of course, but they would live; they would move on. The sun won't stop shining and mankind won't stop being stupid. Death just means I won't get the chance to experience any of it anymore." - A. N. Williams

"Humanity is like a jigsaw puzzle. Every piece is unique and can fit in only one place to match the images of those around it. Thing is, the pieces have to move, so they're always changing, always growing, always brightening or darking or something else I can't think of right now. Together, they create a picture so breathtakingly beautiful no one can see it, but we love and we hate it because beauty hurts and we're all masochists just for living. Even the worst, most hideous pieces are amazing." - A. N. Williams

"God, I love thunderstorms. If there's a heaven, it must be raining there. And I'll gladly dance for eternity if that's where I'm going." - A. N. Williams

"Sometimes I wish I wish I was in a movie, so I could just speed through all the predictable, cliche, boring bits of the plot. I'd rather not have to endure living through them." - A. N. Williams

"The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame." --Oscar Wilde

"I'm not running, and I'm not walking fast. I'm going where I need to be." --Johnny McEntyre

"There are too many books I haven't read, too many places I haven’t seen, too many memories I haven't kept long enough." --Irwin Shaw

"When you know yourself, you know life." --Fiona Apple

"Everyone makes mistakes. It is what you do afterwards that counts." --Unknown

"Conquer yourself, not the world." --Descartes

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not." --Andre Gide

"The government is best which governs least." --Thomas Jefferson

"If it makes you happy, it can't be that bad." --Sheryl Crow

"To err from the right path is common to mankind." --Sophocles

(in response to the quote directly above) "Sure it's not the left path?" - A. N. Williams

"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work." --Mark Twain

"Our bodies are gardens to which our wills are gardeners." - William Shakespeare

"Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie." - William Shakespeare

"We know what we are, but not what we may be." - Williams Shakespeare

(in response to the quote directly above) "And the most terrifying thing of all is what we may be." - A. N. Williams

"What is a thousand years? Time is short for one who thinks, endless for one who yearns." --Alain

(in response to the quote directly above) "Then what the hell is it for those who think and yearn?" - A. N. Williams

"The principle's the fucking thing, dammit." - me, Eternal Midnight

"Bring to your grave a sense that you've lived a life worth dying for." - me, Eternal Midnight

"The only human failing in the world is humanity." - A. N. Williams

And a few quotes from Doctor Who up through 2005 (I'll update when I'm not so tired):

(thanks to wikiquote, here)

"It’s like when you’re a kid, the first time they tell you that the world’s turning and you just can’t quite believe it because everything looks like it’s standing still. I can feel it—the turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour and the entire planet is hurtling around the Sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour, and I can feel it. We’re falling through space, you and me, clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go...(releases Rose's hand and looks at her) That’s who I am. Now forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home." - Ninth Doctor, Series 1, "Rose"

"Fear makes companions of all of us, Miss Wright." - First Doctor, season 1, "An Unearthly Child"

Jamie: Oh, no, you're not thinking of what I think you're thinking of, are you?
The Doctor: That, I think, Jamie, depends upon what you think I am thinking!
(Jamie and the Second Doctor, season 6, "The Dominators")

"Well, I'll tell you something that should be of vital interest to you. That you, Sir, are a NITWIT!" - Third Doctor, season 7, "Inferno"

"What's wrong with being childish? I like being childish." - Third Doctor, season 8, "Terror of the Autons"

Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: So why don't you consult those all-powerful superiors of yours?
The Second Doctor: Oh, right now they're far from superior. That's why they left it up to me and me and me.
(season 10, "The Three Doctors")

Sergeant Benton: What are we going to do now?
The Second Doctor: Keep it confused, feed it with useless information--I wonder if I have a television set handy?
(season 10, "The Three Doctors")

"Courage isn't just a matter of not being afraid. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway." - Third Doctor, season 10, "Planet of the Daleks"

"A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting." - Third Doctor, season 11, "The Time Warrior"

"Homo sapiens. What an inventive, invincible species. It's only a few million years since they crawled up out of the mud and learned to walk. Puny, defenceless bipeds. They've survived flood, famine and plague. They've survived cosmic wars and holocausts. And now, here they are, out among the stars, waiting to begin a new life. Ready to outsit eternity. They're indomitable." - Fourth Doctor, season 12, "The Ark in Space"

"He talks to himself, sometimes, because he's the only one who understands what he's talking about." - Sarah-Jane, season 12, "The Ark in Space"

"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." - Fourth Doctor, season 14, "The Face of Evil"

"You're a classic example of the inverse ratio betweeen the size of the mouth and the size of the brain." - Fourth Doctor, season 14, "The Robots of Death"

"The localised condition of planetary atmospheric condensation caused a malfunction in the visual orientation circuits. Or to put it another way, we got lost in the fog." - Fourth Doctor, season 15, "Horror of Fang Rock"

Mrs. Tyler: How do ye know so much?
The Doctor: I read a lot.
(season 15, "Image of the Fendahl")

"I've stopped the universe. Still, they'll never notice. Just imagine, somewhere someone's just slipped on a banana skin and he'll be wondering forever when he's going to hit the ground." - Fourth Doctor, season 16, "The Armageddon Factor"

Drax: Blimey, it's a dog. Who's a little tin dog then?
K-9: Your silliness is noted.
(season 16, "The Armageddon Factor")

"I suppose the best way to find out where you come from is to find out where you're going, and then work backwards." - Fourth Doctor, season 17, "City of Death"

"An apple a day keeps the... Ah, never mind." - Fifth Doctor, season 19, "Kinda"

"Planets come and go. Stars perish. Matter disperses, coalesces, forms into other patterns, other worlds. Nothing can be eternal." - Sixth Doctor, season 23, "The Mysterious Planet"

"Yes, that's right, you're going. You've been gone for ages. You're already gone. You're still here. You've just arrived. I haven't even met you yet. It all depends on who you are and how you look at it. Strange business, time." - Seventh Doctor, season 24, "Dragonfire"

"Think about me when you're living your life one day after another, all in a neat pattern. Think about the homeless traveller in his old police box, his days like crazy paving." - Seventh Doctor, season 24, "Dragonfire"

"Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way." - Seventh Doctor, season 25, "The Greatest Show in the Galaxy"

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace. We've got work to do." - Seventh Doctor, season 26, "Survival" (last words of the original series)

"I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there." - Eighth Doctor, Enemy Within

"The world's about to be destroyed, and I'm stuck in a traffic jam!" - Eigth Doctor, Enemy Within

The Doctor: You want dominion over the living, yet all you do is KILL!
The Master: Life is wasted on the living!
(Enemy Within)

"You lot, you spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible: that maybe you survive. This is the year 5.5/apple/26... five billion years in your future, and this is the day--hold on... This is the day the sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world." - Ninth Doctor, Series 1, "The End of the World"

Rose: Is that a technical term, "jiggery-pokery"?
The Doctor: Yeah, I came first in jiggery-pokery, what about you?
Rose: Nah, I failed hullabaloo.
(Series 1, "The End of the World")

"You think it'll last forever. The people, and cars, and concrete. But it won't. Then one day it's all gone. Even the sky. ...My planet's gone. It's dead. It burned, like the Earth. It's just rocks and dust. Before its time." - Ninth Doctor, Series 1, "The End of the World"

The Doctor: I'm a Time a Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own 'cause there's no one else.
Rose: There's me.
(Series 1, "The End of the World")

"There's a wardrobe through there. First left, second right, third room on the left, go straight ahead, under the stairs, past the bins, fifth door on your left. Hurry up!" - Ninth Doctor, Series 1, "The Unquiet Dead"

The Doctor: I'm so glad I met you.
Rose: Me too.
(Series 1, "The Unquiet Dead")

The Doctor: Actually, it's my fault. I sort of, uh, employed Rose as my companion.
Policeman: When you say "companion", is this a sexual relationship?
Rose and the Doctor: No!
(Series 1, "Aliens of London")

"Stitch this, mate!" - Jackie Tyler (just before she slaps the Doctor), Series 1, "Aliens of London"

Mickey: I bet you don't even remember my name!
The Doctor: Ricky.
Mickey: It's Mickey.
The Doctor: No, it's Ricky.
Mickey: I think I know my own name.
The Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?
(Series 1, "Aliens of London")

The Doctor: Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world?
Slitheen: Would you rather silent-but-deadly?
(Series 1, "World War Three")

"Mickey the idiot, the world is in your hands." - Ninth Doctor, Series 1, "Aliens of London"

Rose: My mum's cooking.
The Doctor: Good. Put her on a slow heat and let her simmer.
(Series 1, "World War Three")

"See you then, Doctor. It wasn't your fault. Remember that, okay? It wasn't your fault. And do you know what? I wouldn't have missed it for the world." - Rose, Series 1, "Dalek"

The Doctor: That thing killed hundreds of people!
Rose: It's not the one pointing the gun at me.
The Doctor: I've got to do this! I've got to end it! The Daleks destroyed my home, my people! I've got nothing left!
Rose: But look at it.
The Doctor: What's it doing?
Rose: It's the sunlight. That's all it wants.
The Doctor: It can't--
Rose: It couldn't kill Van Statten, it couldn't kill me. It's changing. What about you, Doctor? What the hell are you changing into?
(Series 1, "Dalek")

"And over on the Bad Wolf channel, the Face of Boe has just announced he's pregnant." - Cathica, Series 1, "The Long Game"

The Doctor: D'you know how long you can knock around space without having to bump into Earth?
Rose: Five days. Or is that just when we're out of milk?
The Doctor: All the species in all the universe and it has to come out of a cow.
(Series 1, "The Empty Child")

Rose: How much is 'a little'?
The Doctor: A bit.
Rose: Is that...exactly a bit?
The Doctor: Ish.
(Series 1, "The Empty Child")

"Might seem like a stupid question, but has anything fallen from the sky recently?" (during WWII) - Ninth Doctor, Series 1, "The Empty Child"

The Doctor: You're ringing. How can you be ringing? What's that about, ringing? What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?
Nancy: Don't answer it.
(Series 1, "The Empty Child")

Nancy: How did you follow me?
The Doctor: I'm good at following, me. Got the nose for it.
Nancy: Is that why it's so...
The Doctor: What?
Nancy: Nothing. Do your ears have special powers, too?
The Doctor: What are you trying to say?
(Series 1, "The Empty Child")

Rose: (breathless) Hello.
Jack: Hello.
Rose: (still breathless) Hello. (sheepish pause) Sorry, that was hello twice there. Dull, but, you know, thorough.
Jack: Are you feeling all right? You look a little dizzy.
Rose: Me? You're not even in focus...(faints)
(series 1, "The Empty Child")

"1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can stop it, nothing; until one tiny, damp little island says 'No. No. Not here.' A mouse in front of a lion. You're amazing, the lot of you. I don't know what you do to Hitler, but you frighten the hell out of me." - Ninth Doctor, Series 1, "The Empty Child"

Doctor Constantine: Before this war began, I was a father and a grandfather. Now I am neither. But I'm still the doctor.
The Doctor: Yeah. I know the feeling.
(Series 1, "The Empty Child")

The Doctor: You're very sick.
Doctor Constantine: Dying, I should think, I just haven't been able to find the time. Are you a doctor?
The Doctor: I have my moments.
(Series 1, "The Empty Child")

"I saw your ship. Love the retro look by the way; nice panels." - Jack, Series 1, "The Empty Child"

"I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words." (referring to his ordering the children to 'go to their room') - Ninth Doctor, Series 1, "The Doctor Dances"

The Doctor: Sonic blaster, 51st Century- Weapon factories at Villengard?
Jack: Yeah. You've been to the factories?
The Doctor: Once.
Jack: Well, they're gone now, destroyed. Main reactor went critical; vaporised the lot.
The Doctor: Like I said, once. There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good.
(Series 1, "The Doctor Dances")

The Doctor: Go! Now! Don't drop the banana!
Jack: Why not?
The Doctor: Good source of potassium!
(Series 1, "The Doctor Dances")

Jack: Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a triple-enfolded sonic disruptor. Doc, whatcha got?
The Doctor: I've got a sonic... uh...oh, never mind.
Jack: What?
The Doctor: It's sonic, okay, let's leave it at that.
Jack: Disruptor, cannon, what?
The Doctor: It's sonic. Totally sonic! I-I'm sonicked...up!
Jack: A sonic what?!
The Doctor: SCREWDRIVER!
(Series 1, "The Doctor Dances")

"Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooo, this could be a little more sonic"?" - Jack, Series 1, "The Doctor Dances"

"Okay. One - we've gotta get out of here. Two - we can't get out of here. Have I missed anything?" - Ninth Doctor, Series 1, "The Doctor Dances"

Rose: Why don't you trust him?
The Doctor: Why do you?
Rose: Saved my life. Bloke-wise, that's up there with flossing.
(Series 1, "The Doctor Dances")

Rose: I trust him...'cause he's like you...only with datin' and dancing.
The Doctor: (gives her look and shakes his head)
Rose: What?
The Doctor: You just assume...
Rose: What?
The Doctor: You just assume I don't...dance.
Rose: What? Are you saying you do...dance?
The Doctor: I'm nine hundred years old. I think you can assume at some point I've...danced.
(Series 1, "The Doctor Dances")

"C'mon, then. The world doesn't end because the Doctor dances." - Rose, Series 1, "The Doctor Dances"

Jack: Make yourself comfortable. Carry on with whatever you were...doing.
The Doctor: We were talking about dancing.
Jack: Didn't look like talking.
Rose: Didn't feel like dancing.
(Series 1, "The Doctor Dances")

"Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives!" - Ninth Doctor, Series 1, "The Doctor Dances"

Woman: (Just after being healed by nanogenes) Doctor Constantine, my leg's grown back! When I come to the hospital, I only had one leg!
Doctor Constantine: Well, there is a war on. Is it possible you miscounted?
(Series 1, "The Doctor Dances")

"Is that a tribophysical wave-form macrokinetic extrapolator?" - Jack, Series 1, "Boom Town"

Dalek: EXTERMINATE!
Jack: I kinda figured that.
(Series 1, "The Parting of the Ways")

Rose: But what do I do every day, Mum? What do I do? Get up, catch the bus, go to work, come back home, eat chips and go to bed- is that it?
Mickey: It's what the rest of us do.
Rose: But I can't.
Mickey: Why, 'cos you're better than us?
Rose: No! I didn't mean that! ...But it was. It was a better life. And I don't mean all the travelling, seeing aliens and spaceships and things, that don't matter. The Doctor showed me a better way of living your life. You know, he showed you too. You don't just give up. You don't just let things happen. You make a stand. You say no! You have the guts to do what's right when everyone else just runs away!
(Series 1, "The Parting of the Ways")

Emperor Dalek: Then prove yourself, Doctor. What are you? Coward or killer?
The Doctor: Coward. Any day.
(Series 1, "The Parting of the Ways")

Saw this random thing on xkissfromarosex's profile and thought I'd give it a go. Basically, I picked twelve random DW characters and tossed them around in some order with no pattern, then substituted them in the questions below. It's...interesting.

1. Rose Tyler
2. Martha Jones
3. Tenth Doc
4. Donna Noble
5. Ninth Doc
6. Sarah-Jane Smith
7. Jackie Tyler
8. Any Ood
9. Captain Jack Harkness
10. Davros
11. Any Sontaran
12. Any Cyberman

And now for the questions! --

1. Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

Well, looking at the choices...no, I can't say I have. And I've read a lot of fics. Interesting suggestion, though.

Honestly, Sarah-Jane and a Sontaran? Are you nuts?

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Erm...she's all right, I suppose. Not really the right person to ask that, methinks. Sorry, Donna. The hair's cool, though. Seriously.

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Uh...the Ood would get big and then have a robobaby with tentacles and a ball-brain. And the Cyberman would be called Dada. And they'd be on the run forever from the Devil and the Doctor.

4. Can you recall any fics about 9?

Oh yeah. Plenty. Captain Jack all the way, baby. Maybe he should've been 4. Hmmph. Too late now.

5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Okay, hold on, let me take a deep breath and get my 'bearing-down' face on... All right, now let's look at this one objectively.

Martha - gorgeous, engaged, a doctor, and a kick-ass companion.
Sarah-Jane - decent-looking, single, a journalist, former companion.

All in all, it might not go too bad.

For the few seconds it'll take them to not go ROFL like I just did, that is.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Yeah, like that one isn't obvious. 5/9, of course, because at least it's...normal. 5/10 would...well, what do you think would happen if the Ninth Doctor and Davros got together? DocJack is definitely preferable, I should say. It probably wouldn't bring about the end of the universe, for starters.

7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Let's see...that would be Jackie walking in on Martha and a Cyberman having it on. Personally, I'd stay and watch, 'cos I want to know how that's even remotely possible. But Jackie would probably take one look in the room, screech at the top of her lungs - thereby terrifying the Cyberman so much his emotional inhibitor turns off and he dies, thereby leaving Martha (assuming she wasn't being raped) absolutely distraught - and run away. Far away.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Oh, that is disgusting. Here goes... "Ten finds companionship in another of the last of his kind: Davros. Odd how those sort of things seem to turn out, isn't it? WARNING: Definite character death. At some point. And you're gonna need a hurl bucket."

BUT...if it's a 3/10 fic that doesn't make 3/10 an actual pairing, it might go something more like this: "The Doctor wasn't the only survivor of the War - we all know that. Davros, however, wants to undo everything the Doctor ever did, and now the Doctor's on his own. Will he even want to save the universe anymore after all it's done to him? PostJE."

Hey...that's a good idea.

9. Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?

If there is any fluff between Rose and an Ood, I haven't seen it. And I have no intention to.

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 comfort fic.

"Jackie, Meet Jackie". Seriously, it could work! What if Rose's Jackie met the Jackie from the alternate universe who got converted into a Cyberman?

11. What kind of plot would you use for 4 to deflower 1?

Oh, here we go. Um...let's say Donna's still travelling with the Doctor, they travel to London 2004, following a distress call for something or other super-dangerous and the TARDIS breaks down when they land. Donna's forced to work at Henrick's (though the Doctor doesn't know what store) to support them and meets Rose, then they both hit off like fireworks behind both the Doctor and Mickey's back.

Anyone actually want to write that?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?

It's Ten.

Who doesn't?

13. Do any of your friends write/draw 11?

Probably not. Sontarans are fugly.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Well, I've never heard of it. Martha/Donna/Nine? I wonder how anyone would get that to work out...

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"This is my ultimate victory!" (hehe. Davros. What else would he say?)

16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Devil in the Wishing Well by the Foo Fighters. Think that would fit an Ood?

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Femslash 'n metal bits-a-flyin'.

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?

"You are mine to do as I please." ...poor Martha.

19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Today, I should think. Maybe even a few hours ago. Dunno. They're rather common.

20. What is Six's super secret kink?

Compliments to K9.

21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

You've got it backwards. Forget 11, numero nueve would shag anyone - or thing - that had a hole. Drunk or sober. Even a Sontaran.

Nah, he's gotten better at that. I think. Immortality tends to do that.

22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

(eyes pop out and hit the question on the head) What? (chokes and splutters) I was drinking that! My poor milk...

Tops, huh? That's a toughie. I think they'd take it at turns, actually.

God, I can't believe I just said that. (laughs hysterically and runs off dancing)

23. "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic?

Who the hell came up with this stuff?

Right, so... Rose and Jack are in a happy relationship until Jack runs off with Donna. Rose, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with a Sontaran and a brief, unhappy affair with a Cyberman, then follows the wise advice of the Ninth Doctor and finds true love with the Tenth Doctor.

In some weird, twisted way...I think that could actually happen in a fic. Not too far-fetched. Ish. At least the 10Rose part's right.

The title? How about "Broken Hearts"? Or "Wolf's Enchantment"? Generic, yeah, but it works.

24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Violated. Disturbed. Terrified. I'd be thinking, over and over again: this is not Doctor Who, this is not Doctor Who, I don't need to abandon it; this is NOT Doctor Who!

That was...fun. Now you try, see what ya get!

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong, if you think that stripping away someone's humanity simply because they love somebody who can make them happy ought to be a criminal offense. I do.

If you genuinely only seem to be able to think REUNION! when you write Doctor Who fics, copy and paste this onto your profile page.

If you can quote a scene from a Doctor Who episode, word for word, at any given time, copy and paste this onto your profile page.

And for the record, Russell T. Davies:
Strike 1: You sent Rose Tyler to a parallel universe
Strike 2: You killed Owen once
Strike 3: You killed Owen again
Strike 4: You murdered Toshiko
Strike 5: You shot the Doctor. WITH A DALEK. IN OUR REUNION!
...You are cruel and twisted, yet somehow brilliant for making the show what is. So, thanks. I guess.
If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile page

If you're the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, copy and paste this onto your profile page.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profile pages, copy and paste this onto your profile page.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile page, copy and paste this onto your profile page.

Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doctor for ditching her and "palming her off on a copy of himself". This is the guy that is now running Doctor Who. If this makes you angry, copy and paste this onto your profile page.

If you have a problem with constantly updating your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile page.

If you think death by laughter would be terrible, but a pretty awesome way to go, copy and paste this onto your profile page.

If, upon seeing the Doctor Who series 4 trailers, you wanted to see Donna Noble exterminated, then her remains jumped on, burnt up, put in a blender, jumped on again, and then flung into the Void, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If, upon actually watching the first few episodes of series 4, you loved her to death, copy this and paste it on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. (And weird is good.) If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories written by people who have no lives whatsoever and enough obsession with something to write a story about it (and you are one of the aforementioned people), copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull—or vice versa—copy this into your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of that 8 percent that would be laughing their bums off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs and/or drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you cannot stand child abuse, please copy and paste this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile.

90 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If you're one of the ten percent who stayed with rock, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.

If you've been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Copy this and paste it in your profile if you are Whovian and PROUD!!

If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what it was like to be a Doctor's companion's companion, copy this and past it in your profile.

If you know facts that not many others know, like in Missouri it's illegal to swear, put this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile.

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If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head and you occasionally have conversations with those voices and take their advice now and then if only because there's nothing else better to do, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever done something heartbreakingly stupid just because you were sick of acting smart, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". Or "too" and "to". (Really, this could go on for a while...) Or "confidant" and "confident". Or "one" and "on" (weird, I know, but frighteningly common). Or "then" and "than". Or "lose" and "loose". Or "chose" and "choose". Or "wonder" and "wander" (don't ask). If you are one of the ones who do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you think plunnies at three in the morning should go to hell, put this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, put this on your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.

If for no reason you've laughed during a part of a movie or show that wasn't during a normally funny part, put this in your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.

If you think fanfic readers/writers (regardless if you are one, which...well, you kinda should be) should get a life, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.

If you're sick of all these "copy this and paste it on your profile" messages, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer.

All your life you are told the things you cannot do. All your life, they will say that you're not good enough or strong enough or talented enough. They will say that you're the wrong height or the wrong weight or the wrong type to play this or be that or achieve anything. THEY WILL TELL YOU NO, a thousand thousand times; all of them, everyone; "No!", until all the no's in the world become meaningless. All your life, they will tell you no, quite firmly and without ever believing, not even for the single most shining moment, that you could possibly defy their way of thinking because that's not life, that isn't the world, and what is reality but all the bad things you are forced to live through by some deity who doesn't give a damn? -- until one time, one time you've had enough, one time and they tell you no, you'll look them in the eye, pretend to think about they've said, AND YOU WILL TELL THEM YES. If you agree, copy this on your profile.

Dear readers,

For the time being, two of my stories, Enduring Flame and Twilight of the Golden Sun, are both on HIATUS. Why? Because I said so. No, really; I just don't have the inspiration or the time for them right now, and they both need reconstruction as well. To be frank, I'm a little stuck in a rut of Doctor Who, so if I come out with anything new, it'll be of that fandom - I have nearly fifty ideas written down, and I'm sure something will become of them eventually. Plus, school's back, so I really only have the weekends to write, and sometimes not even them. So I'm sorry if you're REALLY looking forward to an update to either of the stories I just mentioned, but it will be a while. However, I am not abandoning them.

Get it? Got it? Good.

- BAW