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| Psychotic Female of Many Names |
Author has written 18 stories for Naruto, and Twilight. Last Updated: March 6th, 2012 Name: Psychotic. Or Holmes. Or Bird, Mom, Esme, Ezzy, Dory, House, Sherlock, Hera, PFOMN, Sirius, Ez, Padfoot, James, Prongs, Professor X, Buddha Mama, Donatello. Or Shoe. (Yeah, don't ask.) Age: As of this exact moment, I am nineteen. Favorites: The Picture of Dorian Gray, Jane Eyre, The Truth About Forever, This Lullaby, Small Gods, Peter Pan, Good Omens, "Dorian Gray" (movie), "How to Train Your Dragon" (movie), Godiva chocolate, Coca-Cola, music, Lucky Charms, fanfiction, books, old parchment paper, the Harry Potter series (WOO), and... let's go with clothes. Yeah, I do love clothes. xD Random Facts That Might Interest You: I have a large collie at home that I love and adore. I absolutely LOVE to read all of the fanfics on here (if you couldn't tell already). I adore history. No lie. I LOVE IT. Especially the ancient stuff... like Egypt and Mesopotamia and Greece and such. I am a new member of a sorority - Sigma Alpha Chi! :D Possibly Upcoming Stories None as of yet. Pictures and Other Links My DeviantART Page: Tsuki-no-Shizuku Forever Seventeen: Bella's Sapphire Necklace Turning Japanese: Most Annoying Song My FictionPress Account: Aivine Because I Want to Get to Know My Readers AIM: holmesliceee MSN: xx.birdie@hotmail.com Note: When you message me, please tell me that you're from FF-net. It would be kind of weird having random people IMing me when I'm not expecting it, huh? xD Latest Updates 06.05.11: Um. Well. It's been awhile since my last updates... I just thought I'd let everyone know that I've been pretty busy with school stuff. I'm graduating in six days! 8D Isn't that exciting?! So that's been taking up a lot of my time. Please be patient with me! 02.13.11: So The Poet is well on its way. I'm proud of it so far! I'm liking the plot much more than the old one. Also, check out the possible new story I just added. It's tentatively called "Kiss the Sky Goodbye." It's like... a spy organization-type story. It should be fun to write if I ever get around to it. xD
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1. The Poet » reviewsSasuSaku. AU, Slightly OOC. Sasuke has a secret that only a select few in the school know. Sakura has one as well, but she doesn't have any friends to tell it to. He's cold but faithful. She's shy yet spirited. And when these two collide...Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 281 - Updated: 4-15-11 - Published: 10-5-06 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.2. Kiss the Sky Goodbye » reviewsSasuSaku. AU. A violent explosion went off a few miles east, making the blonde's eyes widen as he stared. There was silence for moment... then, "That. Was. So. COOL! DUDE, DO THAT AGAIN." The girl rolled her eyes. How was this kid a spy again?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-28-11 - Published: 2-13-11 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.3. My Last Breath » reviewsShe used her last breath to say, "I love you." It broke his heart, seeing her unfocused eyes, knowing that she was seeing someone else, loving someone else. And yet he still had to save her. CxE, AU.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-29-09 - Published: 6-17-09 - Carlisle & Esme4. Childhood Innocence » reviewsAll Human. AU. Esme Platt is the adoptive mother to four-year-old twins Edward and Emmett. She never had anyone to be there for her since her sister died. Then she meets a wonderful, blonde-haired stranger in the park who says the perfect thing.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 148 - Updated: 6-11-09 - Published: 8-25-08 - Carlisle & Esme - Complete5. Love, Or Something Like It reviewsBirthday present for Annilaia, two-shot: Bella loves a musician who has his own website. They have become good friends over IMs. When she talks to Alice's brother, she connects with him, and it turns out he writes music, too... AU, AH, slightly OOCTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-26-09 - Edward & Bella6. Esme's Vocabulary » reviewsOOC We don't know much about Esme, but she says some weird words that make the Cullens wonder... series of oneshotsTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-1-077. Three in the Morning » reviewsIt's three in the morning, and a couple of the girls meet some new kids from their school over IM. "HEY PEEPS OF MAH SKOOL! YO WAZ UP IM EMMETT." Well, this should be interesting... AU, All Human, Slightly OOC, ExB AxJ ExR CxETwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-5-088. Dream Boy » reviewsBella has a very odd dream one night. She's in Forks and meets an amazing boy named Edward! She loves him, but he's only in her mind, right? Then she meets the beautiful Alice Brandon, whose half-brother looks a lot like her dream-boy... All HumanTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 3-10-08 - Edward & Bella9. Get Down reviewsBella gets a little package in the mail from her mother. Wonder what could be in that box...? OneshotTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-3-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete10. Forever Seventeen: Topaz Birthday » reviewsIsabella Swan thought that her life would always be lived out as a poor girl in Chicago. She never believed that her sister would be kidnapped and she would end up living with a family of vampires, in danger herself. What had the world come to? AU ExBTwilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,720 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 6-10-08 - Published: 7-2-07 - Edward & Bella - Complete11. Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop reviewsEdward goes to a small, unpopular coffee shop every day at exactly 8:30 A.M. He is always served by the same girl and sits down in the same spot in the corner armchair. He loves that little shop. But is it really the shop he loves, or the girl? All HumanTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-10-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete12. Such Lovely Endings » reviewsThe tragic and romantic story of Esme Anne Platt Evenson Cullen.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 12-9-07 - Carlisle & Esme - Complete13. Turning Japanese reviewsAlice is very hyper one day in the car as they're driving through Japan, and then once more as their unpacking. oneshotTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-12-07 - Complete14. Bella and the Angry Carlisle reviewsAlice and Emmett think it's about time to show Bella what she's getting into when she joins the family... oneshotTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 10-12-07 - Complete15. Eyes Like Hers » reviewsSemi AU SasuSaku "You know what I just noticed, Sachi? You've got eyes like hers." It all started with a newcomer to Konoha City. Or maybe they weren't new at all...? But what effect could this have on Sasuke and Sakura's supposed relationship?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,226 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 9-11-07 - Published: 12-15-06 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete16. Numb reviewsSasuSaku Oneshot "Does Sasuke really love you or did he only marry you for the sake of his clan?" Sasuke never shows any love to his wife, Sakura, but she knows better than to think his love is fake.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 7-4-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete17. Promise for the Waiting reviewsSasuSaku Sakura let out all of the feelings into a small journal, her book christened Letters to Sasukekun. What happens when a stranger comes in at the middle of the night and begins to read them? OneshotNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-17-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete18. The Wedding Ring » reviews[Twoshot] [SasuSaku] [AU] [Slightly OOC] Sasuke's going away for college and leaving his girlfriend, Sakura, behind. What do Sakura's friends plan to do for them?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 11-28-06 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
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