| Kelitzo |
Author has written 7 stories for Artemis Fowl. Hi. Sooo...welcome to my profile... Name: Kelly Age: 16 Nationality: Australian Current Location: New York About me: I have never seen any of the Star Wars movies. I don't think this is terribly interesting, but it is a fact that consistently amazes people around me. And also tends to prompt plans of kidnap and subterfuge to force me to see them. :D So maybe you care. Favourite Books: Pride and Prejudice and Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys, followed almost in a tie by Artemis Fowl, and Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony. I also love Jeffrey Archer, Feeling Sorry For Celia and Finding Cassie Crazy by Jaclyn Moriarty. And the Mediator series. Plus some classics we read in school (I know its sacrilege to enjoy an assigned book, but whatever) The Picture of Dorian Gray, Lord of the Flies, Crime and Punishment, Sun on the Stubble and Brave New World. Favourite Movies: The Princess Bride, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Jurassic Park, Kill Bill, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Treasure Planet. Favourite Bands/Singers: Dropkick Murphys, Enya, Bon Jovi, Bowling For Soup, Three Days Grace, The Pettit Project, All American Rejects, Nightwish, Tripod, and Billy Joel. I realise Billy Joel stands out a bit there, but what can I say? He's a classic. Favourite TV Shows: Stargate SG-1, Doctor Who, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Silversun, Danny Phantom and MacGyver Favourite Fanfiction: Reality TV Lower Elements Style by athleticsrulz Achilles Heel: Romance. Anything remotely romantic, be it in real life, in writing, or on TV, and I melt into a little puddle that does very little except for make fangirlish "EEE!" noises. Pet Hates: The cold, and conspiracy theories. And the Black-Eyed Peas. And people who are angsty when they don't really have anything to complain about. So THANK-YOU for reading my profile. It's been nice having you, have a wonderful day, hope your life is fulfilling, don't do drugs. Over and out. CIAO!! Last Updated: 27 May, 2007 | |||||||||||
1. The Eve of Destruction » reviewsA computer error that Foaly can't fix, an unfinished LEP mission from Ancient Egypt, and Captain Short's sexist new Section Eight partner? What couldn't go wrong? HollyxOC...maybe. This could get complicated. Please R&R!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,323 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 5-1-07 - Published: 2-12-07 - Holly S. & Artemis F.2. Welcome to Drabbledom! » reviewsA series of Artemis Fowl drabbles, mostly centering on conversation and characters doing and saying stupid things. 100 to 200 words. Please R&RArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 383 - Updated: 4-17-07 - Published: 6-19-06 - Artemis F. & Holly S.3. Wear Iron Shoes » reviewsArtemis’ mother finds out about the school dance and says Artemis has to go. Then Holly turns up. I rewrote the last chapter, so please read the new ending!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 4-20-06 - Artemis F. & Holly S.4. Saturday Night Fever reviewsHow would you react to Artemis in a onepiece purple disco suit and pink plastic dancing shoes? Let's just say Juliet hates to be scared, and nothing is scarier than Artemis' Saturday Night Fever. Please read and review! WARNING: OOC, fluffish, and ridiculArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-27-06 - Artemis F. & Juliet B. - Complete5. If This Isn't Love » reviewsFoaly is messing with Cupid’s Magical Love Karma, so Cupid takes matters into his own hands. FoalyxOC ArtyxHolly JulietxTrouble RootxVinyaya GrubxLili. Need I go on?Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,694 - Reviews: 235 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 6-3-06 - Foaly & Holly S. - Complete6. The Old Religion reviewsOkay, this is a poem about the fairies being kicked off the surface. Its supposed to be a bit sad, I guess. You'll have to read and tell me if it is. Rhyming!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-18-06 - Complete7. Love of Fire reviewsArtemis has gone to London without Juliet or Butler, and when a shipment of recovered fairy technology is intercepted from London, Holly is sent to see what Artemis knows. From Holly's POV. Rhyming and cryptic. Please R&R.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-19-06 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete