The Angelist of thunder is a legend. Oh yes, a HUGE legend.
Roaming from Fanfic to fanfic. Reviewing those that Deserve it.
She's legally a reader. And a writer too. But this, is barely seen.
Obsessed with anything that has to do with anime,
she has a space in her heart for those that are Harry Potter-ish.
Born in xigbar/xemdem/demlex (xD) she is, in fact, Xion years old.
She tries to learn every language there is (Which... SHE WILL!)
she does her best to learn specially Japanese.

She has only wrote one fanfic in her ENTIRE life, This Fanfic has been deleted. She realized she sucked too much for her own good. And decided to just keep on being a hyperactive, dumb, reader. (Tsk tsk... U_U)
Edit: She wrote another one. Thanx to the awesome, LazybumForever. Thank you Lazy, you have saved us all. xD (not really... but you get my point.)

La angelista del trueno es una legenda. Oh si, una GRAN legenda.
Andando de fanfic a fanfic, ella RR a quien sea que se lo meresca.
Legalmente ella es una lectora. Y escritora tambien. Pero esto casi ni se a visto.
Obsesionada con lo que sea que tenga que ver con anime,
ella le da su poquito de espacio en su corazon a los libros harry potter
Nacida en xigbar/xemaxe/demlex( haha ) y por un facto ella tiene xion años de edad
Ella trata de aprender todos los idiomas (cual.. SE CUMPLIRA!)
Y hace todo lo que puede por aprender japones.

no a escrito historias en español (todavia) pero lo hara momentaria mente.

You know what I hate? Writers that don't update their stories. XD I know I probably wouldn't update either, but at least inform us when you have probably like 8 months without appearing, why in the WORLD aren't you updating. I know people get busy, but don't just leave some things unfinished!

STORIES/HISTORIAS!

Stormy Days: A really really short Larxel one-shot. LazyBumForever style! =D

Animes on the go (and her pairings)no order

Card Captor Sakura: MirrorTouya(BETTER than SyaoSaku XD), EriolTomoyo(Cute...), SyaoranSakura(Obvious and cute..), YueRubyMoon(I cant help it...), YueAngelLightining(xDDDDDD!he is HOTTTTT!!),TouyaNakuru(Touya you WHORE! xD)

Inuyasha: SesshomaruRin(FOREVER AND EVER AND ETERNALLLLL!!), SangoMiroku(Perverts... they just get to you...), KagomeInuyasha(Obvious -_-;;), KikyoNaraku(HE is mean. Like her), SesshomaruAngelLightning, NarakuAngelLightning, MirokuAngelLightning, EveryhotCharacterFromInuyashaAngelLightning. xDDDDD

Naruto: SasukeSakura(Cutest and Sexiest Couple. Ever), NarutoHinata(2nd cutest couple), NejiTenten(-_-'), InoShikamaru(Yeah.. messed up couple. But still cute!), ShikamaruTemari(Shikamaru you WHORE! xDD), InoKiba(Not Ino too! >_IwouldalsoliketonotethatSAIISMINE!Andthat...SOIT'SSASUKE!NottomentionNEJI!SoImprettysureSakuraandTentenaredonefor...

Kingdom Hearts: LAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRXEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
(Axel and Larxene BELONG together, yeah, that whole "no emotion thing"? BULL! They are ALIVE(they faked their deaths) and are living HAPPILY EVER AFTER! Got Memorized??),
DemyXion(So, I guess I'm the only that thinks so, huh? XD This doesn't even makes sense..), NamineRoxas(the less hearts. The better xD), SoraKairi(Obvious -_-;;), KairiRiku(It shall be whenever Riku is alone and Sora's being an arse plus it's cute), YuffieLeon(anyone feels the CRACK in this pair?), AerithCloudTifa(I KNEW cloud was the pimp!)
It should be noted that Sephiroth is AngelLightning and hers ALONE. Unless, of course, she just happens to find a pair for him out of the blue. Which I guarantee will never, ever happen. Deal? And also, Larxel forever. AKUROKU SUCKS!!

.Stuff you should know.

I am a character in Oathkeepera's The Nymph Defect as Angel-Lightening. Which means I'm one of the J.O.K.E.Rs (Judges Of Kool Exciting Reviewers!) which also means I am special. =D

I am also going to be a show host (disguised as a janitor) in Bright's upcoming fanfic: Interviewing With The Stars I am once again, special. xD (no really...)

THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Mmm... Riku sounds like some sorta hero for a while there...

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene. Because there's nothing better than an electrifying bitch running around.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

I'm gonna have to stick with Xaldin.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Why would I hate the girls? THEY RULE!!

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

O_o Neverland, because it has hella-cracking battle-music, a clock-tower, and flying powers!!

=D

6. Least Favorite World?

Aladdin's world shall die, burn, and dehydrate like the frucking dessert it is!

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Aside form Ultima Weapon? And Oblivion? I'm gonna have to stick with Oathkeeper on this one.

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Goofy's. HOW can you fight with a SHIELD!!

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

BUMBO FORTHEWIN!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

FIIIINAAAALLLLL destination.

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

LARXEL. Because it CAN happen!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

AkuRoku(and SoRiku). Because they are EVIL.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Aside from the Oh-So-Lovely LeonxYuffie? I just heard some XaldinxMickey rumor!

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

The best threesome there can ever be. Mickey x Xaldin x Donald. Oh yeah.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Tha heck is that? Either way, none.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku! >=O

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

As much as it pains me... it makes sense!!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

What the heck? Zexion is funny as hell in the manga(just like the rest of Orgy.XIII), plus, he COOKS. Ever heard of an Emo kid that COOKS? Huh!?

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Not really. But I admit, the pink hair has GOT TO GO!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

KAIRI IS NOT ANNOYING. WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE!!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. It's logic. You can blame it on Einstein if you must.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Terra has some sexy abs! I hope we get to see him shirt-less! =D

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

WHYYYY would you even ASK THAT!? The Card System was ORIGINAL!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Sandy Claws! =D

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

O_o I've... never really thought about it. Oh no wait! There you go, Riku! XD

(not really...)

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I scream unconsciously when one of my sexy KH boys is mentioned. Even in public places.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

I would love to cosplay. ANYBODY. But just... cosplay!

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Riku was like, "How am I supposed to show my face?"(or something like that..) and Sora was like, "Like this!"(Makes one of the funniest faces of all time)

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

>:( Xaldin shall die, burn, and comeback to life so I can repeat that again!!

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The journal! (But this is such a hard question...! EVERYTHING is addicting to no end!)

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Pence. Cause he wears Jordans.

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion.

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku. (Why so hard!?)

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas.(aren't they the same person? >_>)

35. Axel of Demyx?

Demyx. Axel is fucking awesome. But Demyx has no screen time.

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene. Why would you ask that?

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Don't make this harder than it has to be..

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx. Akuroku is my immortal enemy!!

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SOKAI!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu Fruit. I found the formula to make sea salt ice cream. But I don't think there's one for Paopu Fruit.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Le-Cloud. His hair defies all gravity.

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Clerith. Because I saw that one first.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well)

This is gonna take a while ... Sora, Riku, Tidus, SEPHIROTH!!, Cloud, Leon, Hades, Organization XIII(INCLUDING LARXENE DAMMIT!!), Hayner, Pence, SSEEEEEIIIIIIIFERRRR(the pokemon), and ZEETTTZEERRRRR(the fangirl), Kupo! =D

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Naruto would be some hella cracking world. But I think Sora and Naruto would have too much hyper-ness for one day. Besides, who wouldn't want Orochimaru as a boss-battle?

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

This may seem weird. But that Reborn guy(tsuba... was it?) has some freaking Resemblance to Sora!(in my opinion)

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

O_o.. Do I look like I can choose!? ALL OF THEM!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, Because I love rollerskates.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Now, do you seriously think I can answer that question?

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

-Tanner , Bright Lights, Angel.woot,

--That random stuff authors ALWAYS put in their profiles--

Babies come from paramecia and paramecia come from the Petri dish. Another great dish besides Petri is the tuna casserole. So, in effect, babies come from tuna casserole. But that's not all. For the low, low price of 39.95 you not only get the tuna casserole starter kit, but the Shred-O-Matic for making Julian Lennon fries, and the GuessWho knives created by serial killers for serial killers.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college/ middle school/ high school ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!

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