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Someone has had a brilliant idea!!

Go here: Kenadie FlameBuster

Read the genius-ness! Then copy/paste the link into your profile! Stop the spreading of the flames! :P

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ABOUT ME/WHAT I WISH WAS ABOUT ME

Name: Kelsey/Alexa, Alia Lynn, or Sam

Age: 15/I'm good with 15, thanks.

Hair: Brownish-redish, shorter than most guys/Neon pink, waist-length. No, really. I'm serious about that.

Eyes: Dark blue/I'd rather they were neon sapphire blue. I'd also accept neon green or lavender. Again, I'm being totally serious.

Height: Um... I think it's 5"5', I'm not sure/I'd rather be about 5"3', so I'd be shorter than the guys at my school.

Skin Shade: Super-freaky, scary pale/coffee with 2 teaspoons of cream

Gender: Female/Now, this brings an interesting question. If the question is "Would you have rather been born a guy?" then the answer is "I guess I really don't care. I suppose it would make things a lot easier." If the question is "Do you want to be turned into a guy?" the answer is "No! I like being a girl." If the question is "If you could magically be turned into a guy for one week, would you want to?" the answer is "Yeah, 'cuz I could pull some awesome pranks on people!" But no, seriously, I'm good with being a girl.

Orientation: Straight/Straight.

Other: Well... hmm. Let's see. I swear I'm not a homophobe. Lesbianism freaks me out a LOT, but watching two guys make out, particularly emo guys, makes me all happy inside. Is that creepy? If so, sorry!

Fav-

Pairings? Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Sirius/Remus, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, Hermione/Draco, Lily/James. Twilight Saga: Bella/Edward, Jasper/Alice, Angela/Mike, Jacob/Leah, Charlie/Rene, and I've never read one, but if you know of one, PM me: I'd like to see a good Edward/Jasper or a Bella/Jasper.

Usually, I don’t do copy/paste things, but this is important! AND IT’S NOT ONE OF THOSE STUPID CHAINMAIL THINGS! SO PLEASE READ IT!

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. Bold any that apply to you, leave ones that don’t in normal.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports (actually, I (Alia) suck at all sports, boy or girl)

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE.

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One by one, the penguins steal my sanity...

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