| HughesHanajimaHilariaHypocrite |
Author has written 10 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Inheritance Cycle, Naruto, Misc. Books, Catcher in the Rye, Ouran High School Host Club, and Gravitation. Name: The cat is way out of the bag at this point. I'm Michelle, nice to meet you. Language: English. Smattering of Latin, Jewish-upbringing Hebrew, bewildered-tourist French. I can get by in Mandarin. Personality: Very fragmented. My username is pretty old. Like, really old, from the days that Fruits Basket and FMA were my only anime fandoms. Foolish younger self...Hughes from FMA, Hana from Furuba, Hilaria is an age-old alter ego from Latin class, and Hypocrite...well, hopefully I can overcome that part. Things I Like: Fanfiction: Angst is my lifeblood, and I also love wordplay and humor. Highschool!fics are cool, plus the one middleschool!fic which was really great. I love crossovers, especially with Harry Potter (the universal crossover-fodder). Drabbles, dialogue-fics, most AU, deathfics...I love fanfiction. Pastimes: Betaing, knitting (while watching Yu-Gi-Oh), making grand plans, living creatively, overthinking song lyrics, reading, freaking people out (did you know that Procne was a character from a Greek myth who killed and cooked her own son and fed him to her husband for dinner?), math, learning in general, kirigami, thinking about stuff. Music: Michelle Branch, Simple Plan, YUI, Avril Lavigne, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Fall Out Boy, Ayumi Hamasaki, a bit of Linkin Park, All-American Rejects, and My Chemical Romance. Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Death Note, Bleach, Gamerz Heaven, Yu-Gi-Oh, Bakuman, Ouran High School Host Club, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, Azumanga Daioh, Gravitation. Things I hate: Fanfiction: Wangst, referring to characters by their gender, referring to characters by their eye and hair color, people who are defensive, people who get angry about reviews or lack thereof, bad grammar that detracts from enjoyment of the story, people who use stories as their soapboxes or showcases, outline-like stories As for my fics... Yeah, don't expect any more Hawkeye College out of me for now. I'm not good at long fics. That one was last updated a while ago, and the quality mortifies me. I'm still leaving it up there for the benefit of those people who have inexplicably faved it. I had an epilogue written somewhere, but I'm not gonna lie: it's not going up. I really have moved out of the FMA body of fanfic right now, and am concentrating on absorbing the canon. Sorry to disappoint, but that's the truth. I finally got my act together and took down the stuff that I really never should have posted in the first place. This is not negotiable. If and when I revise these and feel they are postable, I will post them. Until then, they are gone. Period. Now I have a few ideas for long fics and a lot for oneshots. I will probably be posting the oneshots, but not the multis until they're all done. I've learned my lesson from Hawkeye College. Expect Gravitation. Lots and lots of Gravitation. If you belong to the Mythical Psychopath Society put this on your profile. (I took off all those stupid copynpasters, but I had to leave this one. MPS FTW) | |||||||||
1. LIFEA loose metamorphosis involving the life and death of a nameless person. Evaporating from the end and finding a new beginning.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Published: 10-17-09 - Complete2. The Melancholy of Suguru Fujisaki reviewsFujisaki has a rather unfortunate song stuck in his head. When it escapes, what havoc will be wrought? Disclaimer: I don't own Haruhi, Hare Hare Yukai, or Gravitation.Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-7-09 - Suguru F. - Complete3. I Will Be There reviewsA drabble from Hiro's perspective on the ups and downs of Shuichi.Gravitation - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-26-09 - Hiroshi N. & Shuichi S. - Complete4. Solitude reviewsKaoru isn't jealous of Haruhi, not really. But that doesn't mean he isn't lonely. Music-inspired drabble set in the future. HikaruXHaruhi.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-09 - Hikaru H. & Kaoru H. - Complete5. Holden's Experience at XXXXXX XXXXXXX High School reviewsFor an English project, I had to write Holden into my high school. The results are before you. Note: talking like Holden is REALLY FREAKING HARD. Rating because of Holden's potty mouth.Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-08 - Complete6. A Scene From Naruto's Summoning! reviewsThe aforementioned HPNaru has been jettisoned, with notes included by the author as to how it would go. Some of the notes inspired me to write out a bit of the story. This is a scene from br0kenxchains' "Naruto's Summoning," Hilariafied with slight changeNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-08 - Naruto U. - Complete7. Hawkeye College » reviewsWhat has Riza done on break? Roy and co. will soon find out...Chapter 8: Girlfriends for dummies. I have a crazy updating schedule. RoyRiza, but no romance. Just a crush that we can poke fun at for humor purposes. Mild language. Reviews craved. PLEASE RnRFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 4-8-08 - Published: 1-14-078. The Ice MeltsReady, Okay! Jerem watches a news broadcast on the Ilium High School Massacre.Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Published: 2-9-08 - Complete9. A Series of Top 12 Bad Ideas For Naruto N00bs » reviewsAnd everyone else, for that matter. Parallels, if any, are purely coincidental. Because 12 just wasn't enough. R and R, please!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete10. How to Sic A Gaggle of Bloodthirsty Geese on Arya reviewsUs fans need to take out our anger on her somehow. NO GEESE WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FIC. Refer to a certain hack in a certain faux-Mary Sue story for a demonstration. Remember to review!Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-26-07 - Complete