Lorien Urbani
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since: 04-18-06, id: 1030662, Profile Updated: 03-21-13
Author has written 22 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Fairy Tales, Van Helsing, Persuasion, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, 10 Things I Hate About You, (500) Days of Summer, Inception, Thor, and Sherlock.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: You ask me why I did what I did? Ask, rather, why the serpent Nidhogg eats the roots of Yggdrasil --Why, when the tree's death means, in turn, the dragon's ruin? Because, Thor, I keep telling you -- That is what it was born to do -- That is what I was born to do. (Loki, Earth 616)

PRICELESS WORDS: Fangirls: entirely female, hormone driven subgroup of Scarecrow fans birthed by Cillian Murphy's performance and his sad origin story, making them range from oMg sCareCRow iz so HAWT1!!1 to ooohhhh poor baaabyyy!!! Fans: A coed group of fans of the character as a whole for his current mentality and actions, one of the formerly oppressed oppressing right back and en masse in gleefully sadistic fashion. We know he's cruel, intelligent and as grotesque and grisly as the Joker is, we sure as hell wouldn't want to meet the Scarecrow in a dark alley either. Part of why we love him. (by WTFWonder)


1. The Sixteenth Copy reviews
Jim Moriarty is never short of clients, but it is tricky to get to him. There is one rule: you don't contact him, he contacts you. (featuring Sebastian Moran)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-11-13 - J. Moriarty - Complete
2. A Warrior's Lamentation » reviews
Loki has fallen and Asgard mourns, but the Lady Sif is determined not to grieve for the Trickster.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,237 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-11-13 - Published: 11-25-12 - Sif & Loki - Complete
3. Between Two Points » reviews
Sif was only ever meant to love one son of Odin, but she held a deep affection for the one with dark hair, too.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,228 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 11-27-12 - Published: 10-4-11 - Loki & Sif - Complete
4. Ignominy reviews
When Jim Moriarty needed a pawn, Molly Hooper happily provided.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-24-12 - J. Moriarty & Molly Hooper - Complete
5. The Seamstress » reviews
After escaping from Arkham, the Joker is left without his suit. He crashes into a seamstress's store and demands that an exact replica of his suit be made. No romance. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,159 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 10-26-11 - Published: 10-22-10 - Joker
6. Remembrances » reviews
While trying to find out why he keeps on dreaming about falling, Robert makes discoveries about himself and stumbles upon a woman who killed him in his dreams.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,813 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-17-10 - Published: 11-15-10 - R. Fischer Jr. & Ariadne - Complete
7. Pandemonium reviews
The Scarecrow is resurrected from the remains of Jonathan Crane and his prize is - Pandemonium.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-9-10 - J. Crane - Complete
8. Hide and Seek reviews
After witnessing Anders's murder, Taylor is scared of Mr. J and attempts to hide from him, but he does. Not. Like. IT. A tribute fic to Clockwork by HoistTheColours.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-28-10 - Joker - Complete
9. Speechless reviews
Crane finds himself in the company of a nosy and persistent child and he's not exactly happy about it.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-24-10 - J. Crane - Complete
10. In Need of a Shave reviews
He needs a shave, he really does.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-3-10 - Joker - Complete
11. Black, Black Heart » reviews
She came to him as a vision from the past, but instead of letting her torment him for the things that were, he will torment her, punish her, break her, and scare her. But soon, he realizes his plan has a flaw. Is it possible to scare Crane?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,438 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 8-21-10 - Published: 11-12-09 - J. Crane - Complete
12. Reconciliation reviews
Reconciliation is in order, but it is not easy to achieve it. Summer hopes that in the park, on the bench, she and Tom might do so.
(500) Days of Summer - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-31-10 - Complete
13. Life Made of Cards reviews
Everyone is a card. But in the end, it's all about making a choice. So, what's it going to take to make YOU stand out?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-27-10 - Joker & Bruce W./Batman - Complete
14. Happy Birthday reviews
It's Kat's 21st birthday, her big day, but Patrick seems to have forgotten all about it. Kat is very angry and things do not look good.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-10-10 - Complete
15. Genesis reviews
Jack Napier is not born yet. He is still a fetus that his mother wants to abort. In the end, she decides to keep the child. What changes her mind?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-1-10 - Joker - Complete
16. Problematique reviews
An insight into his mind before the fall. He did not remember much, but he remembered feeling things, and this sensation felt like the best thing he had ever felt and experienced in his life.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-21-10 - Joker - Complete
17. Persuaded Heart reviews
A view on how Anne broke off her engagement to Frederick Wentworth.
Persuasion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-18-09 - Complete
18. The Phantom and Dr Freud reviews
Christine has had it. If she and Erik are to marry, he must go to therapy first. Who could be better than the renowned Dr. Freud himself? And this is how the Phantom's therapeutic adventure began...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-28-08 - Erik & Christine - Complete
19. Raoul's Patience reviews
Through Raoul's eyes, the story about the first days after Raoul and Christine were freed by the Phantom is told. She spoke, I cannot marry you tomorrow. I am as good as married to him... Entirely Leroux.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-24-08 - Complete
20. The Captive reviews
Anna is the Count's captive in Budapest. Before the masked ball, Anna has an important conversation with the Count, a conversation that might bring forward a shade of doubt in her.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-21-08 - Anna Valerious & Dracula - Complete
21. Return to Innocence » reviews
Christine is asked to help them snatch our clever friend. But Christine refuses and eventually does another completely unexpected thing that leads to a totally different finale.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,021 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 8-1-08 - Published: 8-5-07 - Erik & Christine - Complete
22. The Ghost Woman and the Hunter reviews
Snow White does not escape her death after all. It is hard to believe who killed her. Her ghost is shaken, but she must take revenge.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-30-08 - Complete