|The Inimitable Enigma Cypher|
Author has written 12 stories for Spider-Man, and Team Fortress 2.
My real name is classified, but for the time being, just call me Cypher.
I am 21 years old, and proud of it. I am also female, contrary to popular belief. (so stop calling me a guy, damnit.)
I've got a genius I.Q, hidden by a streak of madness. I think it adds to my image, if I even have an image. :P
I find entertainment in writing and breaking codes (as my pen name implies), and discovering the hidden links between seemingly unconnected facts, such as the fact that the name "Otto Octavius" means "eight" in 2 different languages... (Italian and Latin, respectively, and I'm not making this up.)
My likes: Anything involving Dr. Otto Octavius, working on my art/fiction, winter, talking to my friends on the computer, Artemis Fowl, A Series Of Unfortunate Events (Klaus Baudelaire FTW), The Matrix, the Maximum Ride series, Team Fortress 2 (BLU Team and Medic FTW), among too many other things too list.
My hates: the Twilight Saga, all of High School Musical, country music, gangsta rap, people who insult my intelligence, music that sounds like Disney stars sung it, Nazis (and anyone who supports them), summer (too damn hot), and a crapload of other things that I can't remember offhandedly.
Random Stuff About Me:
I have entirely too many usernames online (I count at least eight thus far.)
I'd have to say my 3 favorite bands, in order, would have to be Linkin Park, Disturbed, and My Chemical Romance. However, I can listen to just about anything.
Yes, I am, in fact, a fan of Dr. Carolyn Trainer; the female Doctor Octopus. You can kiss my ass if you disagree. :P
In TF2, I am firmly sided with Builders League United. RED can eat my shorts.
I will kick your ass for insulting my fandoms as a way to get to me. I once beat a guy with my school binder over this so badly the binder was useless afterwards.
I eat Nazis for breakfast. Seriously, though. I can't stand them. At all.
Furthermore, if you're someone who thinks that all Germans are Nazis, feel free to get the hell off my page. Or at the very least, keep this belief to yourself. I will not tolerate it.
I'm the world's only professional smartass. I have a Ph.D in sarcasm.
In real life, I'm:
Going to be returning to college, with the ultimate goal of obtaining my PhD in meteorological science.
DeviantART's resident mad scientist, where I go by the name of
An author on www.fictionpress.com (name there is The Infamous Black Valkyrie; formerly The Streetwise Scientist)
The co-creator of an Ock fan club on dA. It's called, in case anyone wants to check it out.
The co-creator of an OC (Original Character, that is) club on dA;.
A professional BLU Medic in Team Fortress 2 by the name of.
NOTE: The Official (much-improved) version of The Anthology of a Conflicted Scientist can be found here:
Finished Stories (in order of most recently completed, or something like that):
"Unexpected Actions" (a Team Fortress 2 Medic-centric one-shot)
"The Night Her World Went Black" (a one-shot based off of BN:TOR, from a first-person perspective)
"The Women's Supervillain Club" (I have no explanation for this. XD)
"Black Night: The Lab Assistant's Revenge (a one-shot based off BN:TOR, but told from a different point of view)
"Black Night: The Octopus' Revenge" (the 3-quel to ANB and RS:TOR, and probably my best fanfic to date)
"Red Sky: The Octopus' Return" (the sequel to ANB)
"The Man, the Machine, and the Madman" (a one-shot poem-thing based on ANB)
"A New Beginning" (which I consider the death of all verse writing as we know it. XD )
"Staring Into the Night" (an Octavius songfic set to "The Reason" by Hoobastank)
"The Animal Inside Me" (a very short poem, written from the perspective of Doctor Octopus)
"The Escape" (a one-shot with no dialogue)
Current works in progress, in the order in which story is being worked on the most:
"The Perilous Times of Carolyn Trainer" (a story that may or may not be deviantART exclusive; I may post it up here, in time.)
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