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Elephantian
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since: 04-18-06, id: 1031158
Author has written 38 stories for RENT, Harry Potter, Producers, Wicked, Van Helsing, Misc. Books, Odyssey, Twilight, and Finding Nemo.

Well, um hi! Here's a little bit of info about yours truly...

Name: Why the heck should I tell you? You can just call me by one of my many nicknames- Peanuts, Pachydermis, Snowday, Cello Girl, RENT Demon, Andi, Fuzzy Lemon, Turtle, or Shadow.

Gender: Female

Age: I'm a teenager, enough said.

Reviews: I'd just like to thank you all for reading! Writing is my drug, as are reviews. DON'T DEPRIVE ME OF IT!

Contact Me: That's right, you can now instant message me!

AIM: elephantian9

MSN: elephantian9@hotmail.com

E-mail (though you can also PM me): elephantian9@aim.com

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1. Finding Lucifer aka Emo Nemo » reviews
Marlin's gay? Dory's a bird? Nemo is thinking lustly thoughts? What other chaos will ensue in this crazy, insulting Finding Nemo spoof? WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY DISTRUBED OR INSULTED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Finding Nemo - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 8-14-07
2. Bitten Edward » reviews
Sister story to Prototypical Nonconformist's 'Bitten'. Told in Edward's point of view. “I...I'm bleeding.” I stutter. “Yes, you're bleeding. It tends to happen to people when their skin is broken.” She snaps. But vampires aren't supposed to bleed!
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-18-07
3. Spring Fever reviews
There's something wrong with Roger in the spring of 1990, but Mark's not sure what. So, like any friend, he asks the other bohemians for help. However, they're not so sure either... [oneshot] [rated for slight language]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-13-07 - Published: 3-13-07
4. Sins of the Father
A forgotten chapter that Homer forgot to add to his famous story. Odysseus is finally on his way to Ithaca from King Alcinous' island, but becomes stranded. A stranger aids him, but is this man more familiar than Odysseus initially thinks?
Complete - Odyssey - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-27-07 - Published: 1-27-07
5. My Mark » reviews
The story of Mark Cohen...through the eyes of his beloved scarf.
RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 43,352 - Reviews: 740 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 4-23-06
6. Fifteen » reviews
Sometimes you have to give up what you're comfortable with in order to get what you believe in. [for challenge 32]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-21-06 - Published: 12-16-06
7. Ancient Bohemia » reviews
Roger dreams he is in ancient Egypt. However, the other bohemians seem to be there, too. [Aida.RENT crossover] [for challenge 35] [you don't need to have seen Aida to understand this]
RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 11-12-06 - Published: 11-10-06
8. Brainwashed reviews
The inhabitants of Animal Farm have been brainwashed by Squealer, but none as much as Boxer. How has Napoleon altered the horse's feelings about his friends and his death? [Animal Farm]
Complete - Misc. Books - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 10-28-06
9. Seeing is Believing » reviews
Just back from Romania, Van Helsing and Carl tutor young Wilhelm and Jacob Grimm. [Van Helsing.The Brothers Grimm crossover]
Van Helsing - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 10-8-06
10. Fantastically RENT » reviews
Roger Davis and Sue and Johnny Storm are cousins? Uh oh... [RENT Fantastic 4 crossover]
RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 9-25-06
11. I Hate Squirrels reviews
Roger has a weird phobia...he's afraid of squirrels. But what did these fuzzy little rodents ever do to him? [oneshot] [for challenge 34]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-30-06 - Published: 9-30-06
12. There's More to her Than Meets the Eye » reviews
Harry finds out he has longlost relative. But where has she been all these years? And what's the big secret she's hiding so well? There's definately more to this girl than meets the eye... ON HIATUS UNTIL ANY READER SAYS OTHERWISE
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-13-06 - Published: 5-16-06
13. Santa Fe » reviews
What would've happened if the rest of the bohemians had followed Roger to Santa Fe, instead of him moving back to Alphabet City?
RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,597 - Reviews: 182 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 5-13-06
14. In Your World » reviews
A man gets stuck in the world of RENT, and Mark gets stuck in the 'real world'. Can they find their way home, and if they can, will they even want to go back?
RENT - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-28-06 - Published: 5-11-06
15. Songs » reviews
We all know the names of the songs in RENT, but what if you changed the scene? It makes more sense if you read it, trust me!
RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-23-06 - Published: 6-5-06
16. Too Deep » reviews
Leo and Max want their kids to become producers. But will they agree? Are the kids more than just friends? Are Leo and Max good parents? And can you get in too deep when parenting?
Producers - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 5-20-06
17. Mark Hides in his Work reviews
Individuality isn't a gift, it's a curse. It's an addiction and no one is there to help me quit. [oneshot] [for challenge 2] Why does Mark hide?
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 8-14-06
18. Nicknames reviews
Mark's little sister comes to visit and a nickname battle erupts. [oneshot] [could be slash if you squinted, but it isn't] [for challenge 4]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 8-14-06
19. Family Matters » reviews
The bohemians always talk about being family. Well, what if they really were blood related? [very, very AU] [for challenge 28] [twoshot]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 8-11-06
20. Apples in the Fall reviews
While visiting his grandparents, seven year old Mark meets a new friend. [oneshot] [for challenge 8]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
21. Food Troubles reviews
Roger's having a bad day. A really, really bad day. [oneshot] [challenge 10]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
22. Oops, I Forgot reviews
Roger's sorry but Mark doesn't know what he's sorry for. [oneshot] [for challenge 7]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
23. Fuzzy Yellow Lemon Depression Blanket reviews
Roger and Collins can't seem to understand the comforts a certain blanket brings to a certain young filmmaker. Of course, Mark doesn't seem to know either. [oneshot][for challenge 11]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 8-9-06
24. The Actions of a Lonely Man reviews
A lonely filmmaker loses it one night. It's kind of hard to explain. [oneshot] [for challenge 2]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 8-9-06
25. The Scars of a Broken Camera reviews
Mark's friend keeps a journal through a hard time in their lives. [oneshot] [In response to challenge 19]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 8-9-06
26. Immoral: A Spoof on Wicked reviews
An almost completely random spoof on Wicked! Very rushed, but still pretty funny!
Complete - Wicked - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-8-06
27. Living a Lie reviews
Mark doesn't show his emotion because he has to keep it hidden from Roger lest he reveal the truth. Wait, what truth...? [challenge 25] [slash]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-8-06
28. What Would You Bring? reviews
The bohemians go over what they would bring if stuck on a desert island, but their answers are a bit odd... [for challenge 14] [slash]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-06
29. Chocolate Roger reviews
Roger decides to do something sweet for Mark's birthday. In response to Challenge 1 of Challenge Central. MarkRoger slash.
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-7-06 - Published: 8-7-06
30. The Kings of Broadway » reviews
Mark is forced to meet his great uncle, Max Bialystock, producer extraordinaire. Soon, Mark gets wrapped up in the sweet life of his great uncle and new friend, Leo. When they drag him into a scheme, will Mark be able to escape? [RENTProducers crossover]
RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 5-25-06
31. Today for You » reviews
After seeing RENT, a group of friends are inspired to do something. Little do they know, many hardships may prevent them from completeing their task and may even stop their strong friendship. Not the usual RENTfic.
RENT - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 4-30-06
32. A Very Special Christmas reviews
It's Christmas and Mark has no money for gifts. Can three mysterious little girls help him out? [oneshot]
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-25-06 - Published: 6-25-06
33. Everyone Loves Roger reviews
Everyone loves Roger. No one loves Mark. Mark's sick and tired of that and he decides to take action. slash. oneshot.
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-24-06 - Published: 6-24-06
34. Firsts » reviews
There's always a first for everything... trips to the dentist, first steps, first...everything! Take a look at the Bohemian's firsts.
RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-17-06 - Published: 6-12-06
35. Seasons of Love » reviews
Mark somehow finds himself caring for his younger sister, who's quite a handful. Along with that, he's run into an artist...literally. Mark loves his sister, but he also loves his friends, both new and old. Can he find time to balance both?
RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,236 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 4-21-06
36. Tell Me a Story reviews
Roger is sick and Mark tells him a interesting story about the bohemians. oneshot. could be MarkRoger, but it's not.
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-25-06 - Published: 5-25-06
37. I Promise reviews
Roger makes Mark promise, but will grief drive Mark to break it? Brief summary for a reason. [Oneshot] Could be slash, but it's not.
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-19-06 - Published: 5-19-06
38. Welcome Home reviews
Mark can't take it anymore, so it decides to end it once and for all. But what will Roger think? RogerMark. Slash, obviously. It's better than it sounds. Trust me!
Complete - RENT - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-17-06 - Published: 5-17-06
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