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since: 04-19-06, id: 1031543
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Brokeback Mountain, X-Men: The Movie, Boston Legal, Final Fantasy VII, and Doctor Who.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world." ~ Albert Einstein

Or, my personal favourite:

"Pitbulls love the taste of children." ~ Chris Cope

Still lacking anything entertaining to say -What's this? It doesn't make sense! The world must be coming to an end, right? It is indeed, and so let us spend these last few moments together reading, writing, and occasionally being chewed upon by viscious animals.

Phantom of the Opera phans, check out my RP Livejournal, concrit is always very welcome ~

http://a-deaths-head.livejournal.com/

Check out my original work at FictionPress:

http://www.fictionpress.com/~gutterart

(Which would be great, if I had anything posted).

And for those Harry Potter fans out there, and I know there're plenty of you, check out this forum for a great community of like-minded people and be sure to say who referred you during the Sorting Ceremony (GuTTerArT, for those of you who may be less astute):

http://thirdcorridor.proboards60.com/index.cgi?


Completed Stories A-Z

A Sweet Exchange of the Acidic Kind - I've had kudos for the title of this one, so thanks very much! A fun piece which helped me get out my frustrations with Umbridge. I hate her. She must die... Death might be a little strong. Instead we'll get our own back and have Snape's devilish tongue and quick not-quite-wit do the job for us.

Beautiful People - A Boston Legal ficlette to test my skills. Writing Alan Shore certainly isn't easy and, personally, I don't feel I really achieve what it was I wanted to with this one, but meh. Every little helps to expand the fandom.

Gratitude of Time - Another short ficlette who's only purpose in life was to help Ravenclaw earn more House Points on the Third Floor Corridor forum.

Hindsight is Always 20/20 - Ficlette without much of a purpose really, but I thought I'd post it anyway.

Here is Gone - Drabble-ish fiction that's rather ... faded away now that the story arc involving Novice Hame seems to have come to an end. Though I am still rather fond of her - bring back Hame!

It's Like Saying 'Please' By Way of My Cane - Quick ficlette inspired by the chemistry, or lack thereof, between Brad Chase and Alan Shore. I was quite pleased with this one. Alan was in my head. Triumph!

Solitary Confinement - My baby is complete! I finally finished it, and it can now be considered the first completed multi-chapter fic ever written by yours truly. It's quite sad really. There'll be a short, upcoming sequel soon, so look out for that. (Postponed until I get Barty Crouch Jr. out of my head and Snape back into it).

Now available in Spanish! A massive thank you to Snape White for translating! Read the Spanish version here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3230190/1/

The Missing - An AU "What if?"one-shot during the Goblet of Fire. Title refers to Moody's absence in this scene, and then deals with the results of said disappearance. I was quite chuffed with the result, especially the mushy ending that has a specific meaning in my life and helped to shape me as a person today. I don't mean to get all soft on your asses, but meh. Call me butter. A tribute to a great friend and relative.

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Poetry

Dirty Deeds - Written for the sole reason that I'm greedy and want my House on Third Floor Corridor to win the House Cup. Entered in the contest without a hope of winning but 20 House Points for participating. Hey, it's better than nothing! And I was in the mood for Simon Armitage, so I thought I'd give it a go.

Love's Labours -This gem of strangness was written to enter the poetry contest on Third Floor, the subject of which was to write a love poem to a selection of characters. A friend challenged me to write one to Winky. I, as you can clearly see, answered. shudder

Lyrics of the Late - More of a song then a poem, inspired by Daniel Bedingfield. I wrote this without anything in mind, hence the randomness but a friend mentioned that it sounded like something Dumbledore might say ... if he sang pop music. Might be a problem.

Moon Jive Jazz - I don't care that it's strange and eccentic! I like it! I think it's pretty damn cool! If only you guys could here the tune for it. The best thing to do I suppose is to listen to the jazz number in the Corpse Bride and add the beat to the words. A fun little ditty to spice up the fandom a bit.

To Breathe A Life Anew - An X-Men poem. For Logan. Strange, huh? Well, not really but still. An attempt at a poem with a deeper meaning, written without an accent. Huzzah!

Trial Men - A piece for Brokeback Mountain, written in the accent. Yes, I know. The horror, right? The movie was wicked, so I just wanted to add my tribute to Jack. Basically, Ennis' thoughts after Jack bites the big one. I was happy with it originally, but now I read through it and cringe.

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WIP's

Lost in the Prescription - UPDATE 24/8/07: Half-way through the next chapter now, will hopefully be finished in a week or so and then it's off to the betas!

Turnabout - HIATUS indefinitely, most likely until I have nothing better to do than revise and beta it ... dedicated, huh?

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Coming Soon

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1. Beware of Greeks reviews
Hopelessly lost in the labyrinthine streets of Knockturn Alley, young Harry Potter runs into the absolutely last person he might ever want to help him. Chamber of Secrets AU. Harry/Snape gen fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-1-09 - Harry P. & Severus S.
2. A Matter of Opinion reviews
Young Harry Potter is in need of some proper discipline and Professor Dumbledore thinks he has just the man to do it. Set after Philosopher’s Stone and spans the rest of Chamber of Secrets. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-6-08 - Harry P. & Severus S.
3. Lost in the Prescription » reviews
Barty Crouch Jr. wasn't Kissed. His soul wasn't sucked out. Instead, what's left of it was kept safely away from Voldemort ... at Order Headquarters. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-17-07 - Published: 6-25-07 - Barty C. Jr.
4. Love's Labours reviews
A poem to Winky from someone who knows what a House Elf really wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-07 - Complete
5. Here is Gone » reviews
A nun prays for a miracle... A collection of ficlettes depicting the life of Novice Hame, past, present and future.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 4-19-07 - Complete
6. Hindsight Is Always 20 20
Don't look back, it might be gaining on you. What does Vincent learn from experience? [Post DOC]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Published: 2-2-07 - Vincent V. & Lucrecia - Complete
7. Gratitude of Time reviews
Who was it that retireved Harry after Quirrel's defeat? In answer to the Third Floor Corridor 'Under 500' Challenge. Set during the Philosopher's Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-7-07 - Severus S. & Hermione G. - Complete
8. It's Like Saying 'Please' By Way of My Cane reviews
Ficlette depicting a random [but always entertaining] encounter between Brad Chase and Alan Shore. [No Slash]
Boston Legal - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-07 - Complete
9. Beautiful People reviews
A game designed to kill time and relinquish boredom gets Alan Shore to thinking and helps him to conclude a trial that would otherwise have resulted in failure. Can one word really affect the verdict?
Boston Legal - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-18-06 - Complete
10. Dirty Deeds reviews
Thoughts of a spy. The user or the used?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-06 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete
11. Solitary Confinement » reviews
In an effort to make them get along, Dumbledore locks Snape and Harry in a classroom for 72 hours. How will they survive one another? [AU] [PreHBP] [No Slash] [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,034 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 6-7-06 - Harry P. & Severus S.
12. Moon Jive Jazz reviews
One of the Marauder's most infamous misadventures and its effect on a certain victim told in a morbidly upbeat jazzy number reminiscent of Danny Elfman.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-24-06 - James P. & Severus S. - Complete
13. Lyrics of the Late reviews
A message from the late Albus Dumbledore to his killer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-06 - Albus D. & Severus S. - Complete
14. Turnabout » reviews
Fudge doesn't take the chance after the Triwizard Tournament and begins emergency procedures to protect the Wizarding World from the threat of Voldemort. Who thought a quarter of said community would be singled out altogether? [AU] [During GoF]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,014 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-7-06 - Published: 5-4-06 - Harry P. & Severus S.
15. The Missing reviews
Moody isn't out that night Harry sneaks under the Invisibility Cloak, gets his foot stuck in the trick step and drops his Golden Egg ... but Snape still is. [One Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 5-26-06 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
16. To Breathe A Life Anew reviews
Logan accepts his memories from Alkali Lake and his position in Xavier's School for the Gifted.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-24-06 - Wolverine - Complete
17. A Sweet Exchange of the Acidic Kind reviews
A moment witnessed between two of Hogwarts' most hated Professors. Snape didn't always obey Umbridge, she was far too low on the primordial food chain for that. [One Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 5-16-06 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete
18. Trial Men reviews
A poem from Ennis to Jack at the end of the movie. Rated for language.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-11-06 - Complete
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