Oh and just as a note even though my stories are posted under the incredibles catigory (YUCK!)_doesn't really mean anything. I'm not a fan of them (I actually sorta HATE them) I just didn't have anything else to post it under. I based them more off real life and I changed the names so they fit that catigory

It's meeee...

I'm not completely sure what to put here so here you are random junk...

Name: It starts with somethin between A and Z

Age: between between 1 and 1,862,348,712,837,425,841,235,478,189,735,129,812,845

Born: Somewhere freakishly rainy

Live in: a house in the woods (darn near)

I have tons of fish

I have 3 dogs

I have a cat

I had a hermit crab I had 2 actually but one turned terrorist and killed the other one then I got him a new buddy (because i thought the one who died died randomly I didn't realized he was murdered in the night.)who kina fell apart like all his legs fell off ewwww i know. OK so then I got him a new buddy who was ok for like 3 days but then I saw he died and the TK (terrorist killer) crab was attacking an empty shell and it sorta hit me he killed the crabs. Then like a week later the TK crap randomly dropped over dead. So I got a new crab and he's the one I have now. Actually he's dead because my oh so inteliget cousin droped him into the toilet. Loser!

I had a salamanderI found this guy outside like 10 wks ago when I was cleaning out this ditch thing near my house. He loves his crickets! Actually I let him go though ow cause he was BIG

Favorite books: Eragon/Eldest, Watership Down, Inkheart/Inkspell, Wicked Lovely

Favorite actors: Johnny Depp (all time faverite! and I'm not one of those loser fans who only likes him in Pirates I love him in like 20 movies so ha!), Orlando Bloom (again not a loser fan who only likes him in Piratesor lord of the rings I actually like him in quite a few things.) other guys

Actresses: Kiera Knightley (only in pirates) other people I'm drawing a blank

Favorite movies: Pirates of the Caribbean!!!!!! ( I love love love all 3)

Other movies I like: Darkness falls, Disturbia, Edward scissorhands, Sleepy hollow, Sahara, The Corpes Bride, If Only, Benny and Joon, notice these are Johnny movies?

(POTC 1&2 are the ultimate BEST though!)

Favorite TV shows: Lost, Gilmore Girls, Wildfire

(Lost is my ultimate favorite.)

Favorite animals: Slugs...no really! They are like soooooooooo cute! This is actually me being sarcastic I really hate them with a passion and wish they would all die a slow and painful death! (hehehehehehe) I actually like white tigers, seahorses, dogs, wolves, cats, fish, horses, birds and lots of other stuff

Hobbies: ACTING (my total favorite), reading, my fish (I breed them...well sorta they manage well by themselves), and volleyball, writing (obviously), listening to music, and I'm sure there is more but I'm way tired so I can't think of any more I promise I'm not that boring

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi all the way! Coke is horrid!

"God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" (A.L.)

"I have a shotgun and a shovel and I know no one will miss you." (C.H.).)

"With a passion unbeknownst to man except by me" (me) I usually hate soething when I use this.

TV show quotes

(P1)She's nice.

(P2)So is a pitbull puppy right before it takes a bite out of your butt.

From POTC 2

(E.S.) There will one day be a moment when you can choose to do the right thing.

(J.S.) I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass by.

and I have a shirt with this next one

(J.S.) I've got a jar of dirt!

Lost

Kate/Jack

Kate/Sawyer

Ana Lucia/Sawyer

Libby/Hurley

(URRRGGGG! Michael killed Ana Lucia and Libby. DIE MICHEAL DIE! evil Michael I can't believe him I hope he dies!)

Charlie/Claire

Sayid/Shannon

(she died! I hate that! Stupid Ana Lucia killed her. Triggerhappy Mesa cop! Maybe not Mesa but still)

POTC

Will/Elizabeth (sad though he's stuck on the dumb boat)

Brokeback Mountain

Dr. Pepper I hate coke but Dr. Pepper is actually worse

People who steal my words (I'm very posesive of them!)

The number 4 I just don't like it.

Oh and just as a note even though my stories are posted under the incredibles catigory doesn't really mean anything. I'm not a fan of them I just didn't have anything else to post it under. I based them more off real life and I changed the names so they fit that catigory