TA-DA! if you're reading this, you must really be bored XD this is my mahvelous profile, i made a new one the other day but it got deleted (GGRRRR!) and made me angry. the voices in my head were saying bad things... lol, no matter what you say i'm straight off the drugs, so all of my hyper-ness is aaaaaaallll me. joy for you! or it may be fun-dip induced, as the last time i updated my profile my friend and i were on such a sugar high, it should be illegal XD don't worry, my friends know i'm crazy already. it's part of my charm. in case you wondered, the picture goes: kathryn, me (the squashed fishy!! sorry, inside joke, it's why i'm making that face...) and kelly, the crazy people :D hahaha i stole kelly's glasses, it makes me feel evil >_

ok, i'm sure everyone is DESPERATELY wanting to know about me. not. well, too bad. i'm ummmm...hmmmm...ah, 14 and a lowly freshman that was it! silly me O.o i'm brunette with blondey streaks, i think it made me even more mentally unstable. i'm so freaking tall, almost 5'10", and am a giant hyperactive thing among emo midgets at my school...SNIFF i have a thing with fun dip shifty eyes the name is just so suggestive!! hahaha, the sniff before was not me taking a hit of fun dip XD and the other day in the cafeteria i discovered "fun FRUIT" they've invaded everywhere! i'm also frotortuguese (french and portuguese, lol) and speak random words all the time...(YO!! A MENINA!! vamos, vamos!) and such crap, i'm like greek and a zillion other european things, but very little, the frotortugui rules all! hahahaha i like smiley faces, prepare to see a trillion billion million zillion. bajillion.

overall i had a crap load of music, i'll like update later...its lots of like, oldies and rock and kewl crap...like same with books...and twilight is one of my absolute favorites, of course! what kind of stupid question is that? i've gotten my friends addicted...muwahaha anyways, updating like later because i'm, like, too lazy to type right now...and like feel free to talk with me about books, i, like, love them ever so XD ha, now that i've annoyed the crap out of everyone with my 'likes'...i hate it when ppl do that, i can't resist the urge to make fun of them...can't...re...SIST!!

um, and sometimes i'm not on for forever because i have the torture invented that is colorguard...at least we're pretty dang good, if i do say so myself...we've won first place at five of our competitions so far, we are undefeatable! muwahahaha SNORT right, you didn't need to hear that...unless you liked it XD jk slight bragging done, except for our ski costumes shudder and i'm in orchestra, and dance, and the hell hole that is high school that so many of us get stuck in...if i don't answer a PM or message or something, don't take it too personally

i have...multiple personalities...one minute i'm all emo like LIFE IS SUCKISH!! and then i go, FUN DIP FUN DIP FUN DIP!!AAAAAAH! don't be alarmed that is the natural nature of the creature known as silver. and yes i know my name is weird, but i like it...it's pretty! lol, if you want to know my real name PM me or something, i don't really care...i like the name silver better than my real name, it is an awesomefultastic color _ and i ramble. i'm a rambler. i'll be on one topic, then be all "a fish!" and start talking about something entirely...to quote finding nemo, there's nothin' in my noggin. i shall name him squishy and HE SHALL BE MINE!!

and i make a lot of portugui jokes...where i'm from, everyone is portuguese so we like to make fun of ourselves...and we say random words

example: "ooooooooh, voce inveja, voce inveja!" (oooooooh, you jealous, you jealous!" haha i love this one) and "well...seu o aqua de buffalo!" (well...you're a water buffalo!" and i realize there are no buffali on Portugal :D)

overall, i think we all know this conclusion: i'm crazy. in a good way, right? RIGHT?

some random crap, i love all those quotes and question-thingies, they are bomb XD

this is taken from all-hail-the-jello's profile, she is a totally awesome person =D it's, uh... October 11, 2008

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
?? wouldn't 1be on top of eight? unless eight was feeling feisty...wiggle eyebrows suggestively haha, my friend ashley and i got such a kick out of this...

2. What is your favorite possession?
ummmmmm...tie between laptop and ipod...

3. Do you own a gun?
if i did you may just see me starring in america's most wanted... it would shoot even if i was on the other side of the room not touching it

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
um, one problem. no ex. most of the guys at my school are jocky-jerk type, urgh. and the totally awesome ones are taken T_T gay guys are perfect for girls, but we can't have them! they even go, "girl, i know. she was such a BITCH! hey girl hey!"

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
yes, i HATE my doctor. she always pokes me with needles.

(There's no number 6! Aaaaahhhh!! 8 already took care of it)

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
totally "what child is this?" or "deck the halls" i blast them at the randomest times and sing along sliding on the floor in my fluffy socks XD

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
milk. in my cereal. with syrup. MAPLE.

9. Can you do a push up?
i'm actually proud to admit i can. i can do 10!! victory dance which is surprising, my arms are like limp noodles

10. Is your bathroom clean?
uh. no. it's a toxic wasteland. it has hair products, makeup jewelry and laundry everywhere

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

dammit, my weakness! i have so many... i guess my absolute favorites are my rubber bracelets, my thick chain with two hearts (one says "i love you" and the other "je taime" which means i love you in french, it's kinda rocker looking i LOVE IT!!) and my chain with the metal anchor and rhinestones...in general most funky necklaces or bracelets, alos my brother got me a unique copper necklace that looks like a riptide...am wearing it...right now

12. Do you take painkillers?
um, no...do orange tic tacs count? when you eat them all pain goes away stares dreamily

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
hahahahahaha! falls down flight of stairs laughing oh, that's a good one. my devilishly goood looks (totally kidding)

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

hmmmmmmm...i don't think so. but it seems that way, no?

15. What's your name?
all you get out of me is silver! muwahahaha...but if you want to know, PM we can chat on Facebook or something, it's under my real name...except then you might be traumatized by some of my colorguard and band friends' pictures...you might want to protect yourself now

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
i want pudding. or someone may die.

my eyes never want to see another hairy football player with his shirt off again

my hair hurts. ow. (today was retro/eighties day in school, i put my hair up on top of my head, now there's a party on my head with people dancing!)

7. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
orange tic tacs, meg cabot's Avalon High (pretty awesome book!), bright pink leggings (for my 80's costume)

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
ummm...sprite, water, arizona fruit punch

19. Current worry?
i'm going to kill myself at the home game tomorrow and possibly decapitate someone with my flamingo pink ski pole (i hate that color! they were going to be neon purple, but nooooooo)

20. Current hate?
football players at my school. i went to watch another band from New York (too cool!) practice after school today for the competition tomorrow and they were practically stripping in front of the cheerleaders...urgh. most are the benchwarmers who only joined to "look cool" and are not that cute at all...the images burned themselves in my brain...MAKE. THEM. GET. OUT!! they're so conceited it makes me puke XP then they try to hit up the colorguard after the cheerleaders ignore them, and we're like "ew." what girl likes getting called out to, "hey baby! nice ass!" ha. ha. NO ONE! must...bitchslap...football players...

21. Favorite place(s) to be?
hmmm...my bed, fort myers in florida (where my dad lives) and dartmouth in massachusetts

22. How did you bring in the New Year?
basically me and my friends made cupcakes that dyed our teeth green and then slapped each other silly with glow sticks

23. Where would you like to go?
to the bahamas again, i went on a cruise and LOVED it!

24. Do you own slippers?
unfortunately, yes. nicky got the fugliest slippers ever for me as a joke...they're ladybugs that look like they're going to attack me and eat me as i sleep

25. What shirt are you wearing?
my neon green retro dance recital t-shirt...it's awesome! i made it look 70's/80's by cutting out the neck and ripping the shoulders and stuff, it's pretty bomb.

26. Favorite color(s)?
blue, green, purple, then black. i really like the color silver (duh!) but there are more important colors

27. Are you gay?

let's put it this way. while the senior guys in my orchestra are a whole friggin picasso, i am a single straight line

28. Do you sing in the shower?
heck yeah. i belt out random crap from my ipod to annoy all other people in my house at 6 am. if i have to get up for school they shall too! muwahahaha, and my voice sucks, which makes it funner XD

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
i saw Chuckie and couldn't fall asleep for weeks, any dolls or stuffed animals freaked me out. i thought chuckie was going to pop out from my closet and eat me. don't ask why. and then my friend alex told me the story of the 8 fingered doll, and her room was full of bratz dolls (we were 6) STARING AT US ALL NIGHT LONG!! aaaah

30. Best bed sheets as a child?
most were suckish with like roses and stuff, but one had blue leopard print, they were AWESOME! =O

31. Worst injury you've ever had?
i broke a knuckle spinning a friggin rifle and couldn't do anything with that hand for a month. hey, senhora cucous (haha, mrs poo! in portguese) I CAN'T FRIGGIN TAKE THAT TEST IN AN HOUR! it took me exactly 7 minutes to write my name with out it being chickenscratch. my friend timed it. SHE thought it was hilarious. glowers

32. Who is your loudest friend?

JENNA. that girl's whisper is a normal person's scream. and nicky, she the craziest, along with alex and kathryn. except i also give the weirdest award to kathryn as well...see why we get along? XD

33. Who is your most silent friend?
vanessa. and brittany is pretty quiet, but that's just with people she hasn't known forever

34. Does someone have a crush on you?
are you serious? i might die of laughter. no one in their right mind, let me tell you that much. me and my friends got a bet on: whoever gets the first kiss from now on gets the AMOUNT WITHELD. we are all broke. soon we will grab a guy and kiss him to get that money! but i know i will lose T_T

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

if i'm feeling lucky _ i wish for a new brain

36. What is your favorite candy?
sour skittles. and nothing may ever change that. they are the king of my sugar kingdom XD

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
i don't know. kinda depends on the guy, i guess. i mean, if i was marrying a crazy guy like me i'd have like aerosmith's "dude looks like a lady" or some other funny shit...or maybe coldplay's "clocks", that's the song nicky's cousin got married to.

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
something totally random and funny, i think some oldies junk. and ppl can disco around my corpse, i would start laughing in death.

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
i checked my facebook and went to sleep.

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
me: 0

alarm clock: 46573

i can never win.

i'm too lazy to put anything else up, i'll update later and stuff, i'm not done but i'm too tired :P

ok, if you stay away from my crazyness maybe it won't affect you...but don't poke it, it hates that. XD

l8tr cheez gr8trs (hahaha! i love this...)

~silver~

and sorry, but i officially made the trip to canada with my wifey ashley. haha, jk! but we do call each other wifey...her bf was like what? XD

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