Name: behappy101

Reason: Because I was waiting for someone to write the story I dreamed of. Lesson learned, don't wait for people to do what you expect them to, because they won't. You have to do them yourself. Hence why I have four stories listed below. Because no one wrote them for me, I will write them for you.

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Stories:

Ponytail: (Harry Potter)

Fluffy in everyway, shape and form. Draco has a strange obsession which comes to be the recieving end of poor Hermionie. Hilarity ensues. (T)

Period: (Twilight)

NOT fluffy! In fact, its the equivalent of hugging a cactus. The idea came to me one night... and it just pooped out that way. Reviewers have informed me that Stephanie Meyer has adressed the subject and the period blood is dead blood. I wasn't aware. Anywho, its just the way I thought of it and I'm disregarding the dead blood thing. Sowwy.

DARK EDWARD. I love Edward but in this he just goes wonkey. Mature themes. Read if you dare. (M)

The Finest Wine (Twilight)

SEQUEL TO PERIOD. You read Period right? Ho ho ho. I dare you to read this one. Mwahahaha! DARK. What did you expect? (M)

Forgive (Twilight)

Originally posted as brain fart but has turned into perpetual gas and will continue. (Analogy for the win!) Everyone and their mothers has posted a story like this but I decided to do my own version. Bella is attacked by a familiar and all hell breaks loose when Edward realizes who.

POSSESSIVE EDWARD. (Do I write any other?) DARK THEMES. (M)

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Quotes: (I love them and want to share them with the world. Tell me some of yours.

"We're both in barrels. That's the extent of my knowledge."
-Miguel The Road to El Dorado

“Why do my eyes hurt?”

(Pause)

“You’ve never used them before.”
-Neo and Morpheus The Matrix

“The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about the waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout-

‘Save us!’

“And I’ll whisper-”

‘No.’
Rorschach, Watchmen

“It must be nice to have all the answers.”
-Cunningham

“It must be difficult to have only questions.”
-Mother Teresa, Last Days of Judas Iscariot

“Dying is the day worth living for.”

Capt. Barbosa, At Worlds End

“What are we holding onto Sam?”
-Frodo

“That there is some good in this world Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.”
-Sam, The Lord of the Rings Two Towers

“All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.”
-Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings

"We are only as good as the people we choose to be."
-behappy101 (Kelsey)

Read and Enjoy