Hi. I'm A.V.P.

My stories are rather amaturish and unorigonal. This is due to the fact that i wrote all of them in middleschool. If you find yourself needing to show your distaste for my creatively lacking work please feel free to flame all you like. It only helps me to be less shitty. So i welcome your critisism.

Here are some quotes i found.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.(from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid-Halfbreed)

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

"You're afraid of pain, you're afraid of grief. You're afraid of the vulnerability that loving entails."-

"How we feel lonely, sometimes to the point of tears, but we don't let those tears come because we are not supposed to cry. Or how we feel a surge of love for a partner but we don't say anything because we are frozen with fear of what those words might do to the relationship

"Whatever, I'll be in my room reading and pretending not to hear you when you call for me."-

,...I have come to the conclusion that life has a very bad case of acne which it has no desire to lose, because that would mean it couldn't look in the mirror and feel so sorry for itself!"

True courage is not the absence of fear—but the willingness to proceed in spite of it.”

you think ur all that and a bag of chips but I'm all that and a bag of skittles taste the rainbow bitch

Wow, you're even dumber than you look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for you now!!" Prepare yourself by getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger

Oneirogmophobia- Fear of wet dreams.
(Well then...-_-)

If you can't figure this out, we take pity on your soul.

Don’t make someone your everything, cause when they're gone you've got nothing.

"Fur is more actively protested than leather 'cause its easier to harass rich women than biker gangs"

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NOT!

Words i made up.

Spooty- Warm. (reference): my fart felt somewhat spooty.

Burplitude- The level of burp, volume and extent, a baby reaches.