I'm a 25 year old young woman, and I live in the U.S. I don't own the avatar picture, I got it from this site: http://www.fanpop.com/spots/huddy

I recently went on holiday (5/28/2008-6/10/2008) to Italy, specifically to Tuscany and surrounding areas (Cortona, Assisi, Sienna, Orvieto, Perugia, Umbria and others) and to Rome. I LOVED it! The people, culture, food, history, scenery, wine, and so much more was just amazing! I plan on moving to Italy in 5 to 10 years.

My favorite war movie is the HBO miniseries "Band of Brothers" starring British actor Damian Lewis and American actor Ron Livingston. http://www.hbo.com/events/bob/index.html and http://www.history.com/minisites/bandofbrothers/ I don't own Band of Brothers, they are owned by Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks. Currahee!

I love to read and J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter" books are some of my favorite books to read. I'm a huge Harry/Hermione shipper! (yes, being a woman in her 20's, I can admit that! ;)) If you're looking for great Harry Potter fic to read, head on over to harrypotterfanfiction.com. I don't own the site, nor the characters in the books. All is owned by J.K. Rowling.

Shows that I have written stories for:

House (Huddy shipper!)

Stargate SG-1 (Sam/Daniel)

Other shows I love:

Law and Order: SVU (O/E)

JAG (Harm/Mac)

Life (Crews/Reese)

The Mentalist (Jane/Lisbon)

I don't write slash nor do I read slash but I make exceptions to reading "The Other Foot", "Never Buy an Old DeSoto" and "Analysis Paralysis" all by Betz88. I think of these stories as very strong House/Wilson friendship, not slash stories. But to each his own.

"Life" is a new show on NBC. Season 2 starts Sept. 29th at 10p.m. Season 1 is now on DVD! I don't own any of the characters, or shows. They are owned by their producers, writers etc.

www.nbc.com/life This is the official website for the NBC show Life starring British actor Damian Lewis

These three sites are Yahoo groups for S/D shippers:

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/Sam-Daniel-Rebellion/

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/sdportal/

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/sam_daniel-gate/

NOTE: THE STORIES TITLED "WHEN LIFE WAS GOOD AND LOVE WAS EASY" (HUDDY) AND "NOBODY DRINKS ALONE" (HUDDY) HAVE BEEN PUT ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THE REASON BEING IS THAT I AM QUITE BUSY WITH WORK AND OTHER NON HUDDY STORIES. HOWEVER, SHE PROMISES TO GET BACK TO WRITING THESE STORIES. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS/COMMENTS PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING. 3/10/2009

NOTE: If you want to be alerted to the stories that are currently WIP: "When Life Was Good And Love Was Easy" (Huddy) and "Nobody Drinks Alone" (Huddy) Please feel free to add me as an Author Alert or Story Alert. I WILL NOT ALWAYS update my profile when I write another chapter for these stories, having me on either Author Alert or Story Alert is the best way to get updates on these stories! Thanks for understanding!

Stories I've written: NOTE: STORIES THAT ARE UNDERLINED AND IN BOLD TYPE PRINT ARE STORIES THAT ARE WIP!!

5/24/2007: added a new one-shot called "Songs About Us" and "Songs About Us-Part 2-Huddy". It's a series of three one-shot's about House/Cuddy.

6/4/2007: added a one-shot called "The Woman in my Life". Huddy.

6/7/2007: added the last part of the "Songs About Us" series called "Songs About Us-Part 3". Huddy.

6/8/2007: added a one-shot called "Find Out Who Your Friends Are". This is a House/Wilson/Cuddy friendship story.

6/10/2007: added a new one-shot called "Stand Still". Huddy.

6/10/2007: added a new one-shot called "Baby, You're Right". Huddy.

6/11/2007: added a new one-shot called "She's Everything". Huddy.

6/12/2007: added a new one-shot called "Like I Never Loved Before". Huddy.

6/22/2007: added a new one-shot called "Tonight I Wanna Cry". Huddy.

6/25/2007: added a new one-shot called "The Hard Way". Huddy.

7/2/2007: added a new one-shot called "Won't Let You Down". Huddy.

7/10/2007: added a new one-shot called "It Did". Huddy.

7/18/2007: added a new one-shot called "I Thought I Never Would Forget". Huddy.

7/25/2007: added a new one-shot called "Some Mistakes". Huddy.

8/22/2007: added a new one-shot called "Fall". Huddy.

9/1/2007: added a new one-shot called "She Likes It In The Morning". Huddy

11/3/2007: added a new one-shot called "Every Now And Then." Huddy.

11/29/2007: added a new one-shot called "Let's Make A Little Christmas Tonight". Huddy.

11/30/2007: added a new one-shot called "I'd Love To Be Your Last". Huddy.

12/2/2007: added a new one-shot called "Advent Challenge, Prompt "Open Fire" S/D.

12/24/2007: added a new one-shot called "Advent Challenge Prompt "Christmas Eve" S/D.

12/28/2007: added a new one-shot called "In Her Eyes". Huddy.

12/28/2007: added a new one-shot called "In Her Eyes Sam & Daniel". S/D.

12/28/2007: added a new one-shot called "Don't Give Up (You Are Loved)." S/D.

12/29/2007: added a new one-shot called "Don't Give Up (You Are Loved)." Huddy.

1/2/2008: added a new one-shot called "Song For Dad". Daniel-centric, but still S/D.

1/2/2008: added a new one-shot called "Tangled Up In Love" Huddy.

1/3/2008: added a new one-shot called "More Than A Memory". Huddy.

1/3/2008: added a new one-shot called "When You Say You Love Me Sam and Daniel". S/D.

1/3/2008: added a new one-shot called "You're Still You" Huddy.

1/10/2008: added a new one-shot called "You're Still You Sam and Daniel". S/D.

1/14/2008: added a new one-shot called "Black and Whites'" Huddy.

1/16/2008: added a new one-shot called "Black and Whites Sam and Daniel" S/D.

1/20/2008: added a new one-shot called "With You" Huddy.

1/23/2008: added a new one-shot called "You're The Love I Wanna Be In" Friendship leading to new romance...Huddy.

1/27/2008: added a new one-shot called "You're The Love I Wanna Be In" Friendship leading to new romance...S/D. (Part 1 in a 2 part series)

2/4/2008: added a new one-shot called "I'm Still a Guy" Huddy.

2/4/2008: added a new one-shot called "Stealing Cinderella" S/D. (Sequal to "You're The Love I Wanna Be In Sam and Daniel") (Part 2 of a 2 part series).

2/8/2008: added a new one-shot called "Something That We Do Sam and Daniel" S/D. (Sequal to "You're The Love I Wanna Be In Sam and Daniel" and "Stealing Cinderella") (Part 3 of a 3 part series).

2/22/2008: added a new one-shot called "What Do Ya Think About That". Huddy.

2/23/2008: added a new one-shot called "My Confession". Huddy.

2/23/2008: added a new one-shot called "My Confession Sam and Daniel" S/D. (Friendship/romance).

3/4/2008: added a new one-shot called "Jeans On" Huddy.

3/7/2008: added a new one-shot called "Tu Compania" Huddy.

3/8/2008: added a new one-shot called "Tu Compania" S/D.

3/9/2008: added a new one-shot called "Got It Right This Time" Huddy.

3/9/2008: added a new one-shot called "Got It Right This Time Sam and Daniel". S/D.

3/11/2008: added a new one-shot called "Come What May" Huddy. (Part 1 of a 2 part series).

3/11/2008: added a new one-shot called "Come What May Sam and Daniel". S/D. (Part 1 of a 2 part series).

3/14/2008: added a new one-shot called "To Where You Are" Huddy. (Part 2 of a 2 part series) (sequal to "Come What May")

3/16/2008: added a new one-shot called "To Where You Are Sam and Daniel" S/D/ (Part 2 of a 2 part series) (sequal to "Come What May Sam and Daniel").

3/17/2008: added a new one-shot called "Scare Me" Huddy.

3/18/2008: added a new one-shot called "Scare Me Sam and Daniel" S/D.

3/26/2008: added a new one-shot called "Wife and Kids" Huddy. (Sequal to "Scare Me").

3/28/2008: added a new one-shot called "Wife and Kids Sam and Daniel". S/D. (Sequal to "Scare Me Sam and Daniel")

3/30/2008: added a new one-shot called "You're My Better Half" Huddy.

3/30/2008: added a new one-shot called "I Saw God Today Sam and Daniel". S/D.

4/5/2008: added a new one-shot called "When You Say You Love Me" Huddy.

4/12/2008: added a new one-shot called "I'll Die Tryin'". Huddy.

5/20/2008: added a new one-shot called "Some Things Never Change" Huddy.

5/20/2008: added a new one-shot called "All The Way Sam and Daniel" S/D.

5/23/2008: added a new one-shot called "If You Ever Stop Loving Me" Huddy.

5/25/2008: added a new one-shot called "When The Sand Runs Out Sam and Daniel" S/D. (Part 1 in a 3 part series).

7/2/2008: added a new one-shot called "When The Sand Runs Out" Huddy. (Part 1 in a 3 part series)

7/4/2008: added a new one-shot called "You Look Good In My Shirt" Huddy. (Part 2 in a 3 part series).

7/12/2008: added a new one-shot called "Crazy Life" Huddy.

7/12/2008: added a new one-shot called "You Look Good In My Shirt" S/D (Part 2 of a 3 part series)

7/12/2008: added a new one-shot called "Nobody Drinks Alone" House centric. Deals with issues of drinking, child abuse and bad words. Read at own risk. (WIP story) (rated M)

7/12/2008: added a new one-shot called "When Life Was Good And Love Was Easy" Huddy. (WIP story) (Rated M)

7/13/2008: added a new one-shot called "Tonight I Wanna Cry" Huddy. (Part 3 of a 3 part series)

8/29/2008: added a second chapter to "Tonight I Wanna Cry" Huddy. NOW COMPLETED! (Chapter 1 was written on 7/13/2008).

9/5/2008: added a new one-shot called "Tonight I Wanna Cry Sam and Daniel" S/D. (Part 3 of a 3 part series)

12/1/2008: added a fifth chapter to "When Life Was Good And Love Was Easy".

12/30/2008: added a sixth chapter to "When Life Was Good and Love was Easy"

10/24/2009: added a new one-shot called "Dreams". Jane/Lisbon

Ships I like:

House/Cuddy (Huddy all the way!) (strong friendship and/or romance)

House/Wilson (FRIENDSHIP ONLY!)

House/Cuddy/Wilson (STRONG friendship between the characters, angst, hurt/comfort, introspection) (i.e. The following stories by KidsNurse: "The More Things Change", "The 'HOUR' Series", "And It All Comes Down To This", "LIFE LINE", "Busted" and "The Devil, You Say-Book 1", "Battling The Demons-Book 2" and "The Devil's In The Details-Book 3".)

Samantha Carther/Daniel Jackson (S/D) (from the show "Stargate: SG-1") (strong friendship and/or romance)

Crews/Reese (Life)

Jane/Lisbon (The Mentalist)

Ships I don't like:

House/Cameron

House/Stacey

House/Wilson

House/Chase

House/Foreman

Wilson/Cameron

Daniel/Jack ("Stargate: SG-1")

Jack/Sam ("Stargate: SG-1")

This a short list of my favorite House stories/authors: (NOTE: Unless otherwise stated, all stories are from the show "House M.D.")

NOTE: stories in italic and bold mean that is a series of stories.

"The More Things Change" By KidsNurse

'The 'HOUR' Series" By KidsNurse

"And It All Comes Down To This" By KidsNurse

"LIFE LINE" By KidsNurse

"Past Imperfect, Present Tense" By KidsNurse (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Busted" By KidsNurse (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"The Devil, You Say"-Book 1 By KidsNurse

"Battling The Demons"-Book 2 By KidsNurse (sequel to "The Devil, You Say")

"The Devil's In The Details"-Book 3 By KidsNurse (sequel to "Battling The Demons")

"Selling It" By KidsNurse (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"And So It Goes" By KidsNurse (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Aiuto!" By KidsNurse (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Snapped" By KidsNurse (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"A Normal Life" By Barbara Barnett

"All In" By Barbara Barnett

"The Broken Path" By Barbara Barnett

"Better People than Pills" By Barbara Barnett

"Of Cabbages and Kings" By Barbara Barnett

"Wonderland" By Barbara Barnett (Huddy Agnst/Hurt/Comfort)

"Pictures at an Exhibition" By Barbara Barnett

"Sons and Lovers" By Barbara Bartnett (sequel to "Pictures at an Exhibition" By Barbara Barnett)

"No Exit" By Barbara Barnett

"Transitions" By Barbara Barnett (sequel to "No Exit")

"Trapped in Broken Maze" By Barbara Barnett (sequels to "Transitions" and "No Exit")

"Stay or Leave" By Enlee

"Waiting is the Hardest Part" By Enlee (sequel to "Stay or Leave")

"The Contract" By DIY Sheep (third chapter added 3/28/2008)

"Lifeline" By TrooperCam (Inspired by "The Contract")

"Exigencies" By Priority (Inspired by "The Contract, and Lifeline")

"Recovery" By wih (Inspired by "The Contract", "Lifeline" and "Exigencies")

"Mysterious Ways or" By wih (Inspired by "The Contract")

"Physical" By Dyingwithdignity (Inspired by "The Contract")

"Lullaby" By Juliabohemian (Inspired by "The Contract")

"Blue-Eyed Angel" By ADASakura

"Walk A Little Straighter" (sequel to "Blue-Eyed Angel") By ADASakura

"Don't You Forget About Me" By Enlee

"It Only Hurts When I Breathe" By Enlee (sequel to "Don't You Forget About Me")

"These Days" By Enlee

"Date Night" By CSI Clue

"1775" By CSI Clue

"Five Fourths" By Namaste

"A House Assessment" By fluffy2001

"Bursting In Air" By Namaste (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Could you watch him die?" By madamwolf (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Personal" By Your Undoing

"Control" By Your Undoing

"Unexpected But Hoped For" By Isabel Juno

"A Fine Vacation" By WETSU (a "Band of Brothers" story) (See links at top of page for more info)

"A Year In Misery Almost Sort Of" By pokeitlikejello

"Clash" By gidget89

"Intermittently" By pokeitlikejello

"NorthNorthWest and Southerly" By merduff (House/Cuddy/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Overreaction" By jirsace

"Married With Children And Badfic" By pokeitlikejello

"Two Americans in London" By Oldmovie

"Control" By Sapphire2007

"Huddy Around the Hospital" By Houddy

"Oh, You And Your Stalker Ways" By skykissedwindknight

"Shifting Equilibrium" By merduff (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Will You Merry Me?" By i lov ewansmile

"Morning Rush" By i lov ewansmile

"Acceptance" By DJTCluva

"Always on my mind" By Oldmovie

"Thank God it's Christmas" By labyrinth38 (House/Wilson STRONG FRIENDSHIP, NOT SLASH)

"April to April" By labyrinth38 (House/Wilson STRONG FRIENDSHIP, NOT SLASH)

"The Best of Motives" By labyrinth38 (House/Wilson STRONG FRIENDSHIP, NOT SLASH)

"Scars" By labyrinth38 (House/Wilson STRONG FRIENDSHIP, NOT SLASH) (sequel to "The Best of Motives")

"Murder in the Clinic" By notlupus (House centric.)

"Solomon Says" By pokeitlikejello

"Fade To Black" By pokeitlikejello

"The Rose Garden" By pokeitlikejello

"You Don't Know How It Feels" By Enlee

"Slide Away" By Enlee (Sequel to "You Don't Know How It Feels")

"Everything Changes" By Sapphire2007

"Fairytale of Princeton Plainsboro" By DD Agent

"Hit The Ground" By Sapphire2007

"Tickets to a Play" By Houddy

"Joy" By McMuffin (AU Huddy).

"Stay" By pokeitlikejello

"Two Days Before" By St-Jimmy1669 (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Surprises" By Lady Merlin (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Bound" By Houddy

"Eight Gifts for Hanukkah" By pokeitlikejello

"A Real Lifesaver" By DJTCluva (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"When You're Mad" By HouseAddiction

"Our Dance" By Sapphire2007

"Share Offices, Not Feelings" By Duckie Nicks

"Things you can tell just by Looking at Her" By Duckie Nicks

"Fantasies and Nightmares" By Duckie Nicks (sequel to "Things you can just tell by Looking at Her")

"War and Peace on the Kindergarten Playground" By Alias424

"I Still Believe" By WorkSmartNotHard

"Tale As Old As Time" By pokeitlikejello

"Bloodstains and Birthmarks" By My Confident Tomorrow (House centric)

"Porridge and Bedtime Tales" By Mint Pizza Queen (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Dark Blue" By HouseaholicM

"Dangerous Liaisons" By pokeitlikejello

"House and the 500 Paper Cranes" By storyranger (House centric).

"Only Three Weeks" By soulswanderer (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"The Tenth Tear" By My Confident Tomorrow (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Not The Last" By Andral

"Cleaning Up" By singsongyylove

"Leave the Light On" By i luv ewansmile

"Blue Roses" By Isabel Juno

"Team MIA Must Call Cuddy" By DD Agent

"Consumed" By pokeitlikejello

"Checkmate" By Alias424

"Just Married" By Mispent Youth

"I'm Still Here" By Mispent Youth

"Cabin Fever" By wheretobe

"Family Portrait" By Kerry-AoD

"Are We Having Fun Yet?" By Houddy

"It Wouldn't Have Come to That" By xox-Shadow's Lament-xox

"Gone For The Weekend" By DJ Dubois

"Back to Orchard Cove" By DJ Dubois (sequel to "Gone For The Weekend")

"Problems" By DJ Dubois (sequel to "Back to Orchard Cove")

"Consults" By DJ Dubois (sequel to "Problems")

"For You I Will" By dancingislife45

"Hit The Ground" By Sapphire2007

"Coitus lazarus" By Sapphire2007

"The Anniversary" By McMuffin

"Break Me" By ang catalonan

"Interlocked" By DancingFirecracker

"Your Promise" By Kerry-AoD (Huddy FRIENDSHIP)

"Not With a Bang, but With a Whimper" By DIY Sheep

"January" By Armchair Elvis

"Her New Life" By XXxxLeighaxxXX

"The Life of Natalia House" By XXxxLeighaxxXX

"Minor Setback" By SweetSauce

"Minor Setback Part II" By SweetSauce (sequel to "Minor Setback")

"Minor Setback Part III" By SweetSauce (Sequel to "Minor Setback Part II")

"In The Mood For A Melody" By leiascully

"Oh Christmas Tree" By notlupus

"For All of Time" By pokeitlikejello

"Love WILL Find A Way" By Sinister Scribe

"Punishment" By medicgirl (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP!)

"Not Again" By bedbugz

"Old New Friend" By malutka.100

"Never Buy an Old DeSoto" By Betz88 (House/Wilson STRONG FRIENDSHIP, NOT SLASH)

"The Other Foot" by Betz88 (House/Wilson STRONG FRIENDSHIP, NOT SLASH)

"Analysis Paralysis" By Betz88 (House/Wilson STRONG FRIENDSHIP, NOT SLASH)

"Let's Try" By Shae4Michael

"Anything Is Possible" By Shae4Michael

"Home" By Tidwell

"A Long Slow Fade" By Tidwell (House/Medium Crossover)

"Rest Stop" By Tidwell (AU Huddy)

"Whirlwind" By Namaste

"Doctor House Takes A Vacation" By Tidwell (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"Beauty and the Snark" By HouseAddiction

"A Moment of Madness" By HouseAddiction

"Blinded By The Light" By HouseAddict16

"Blue Silence" By St-Jimmy1669

"Unexpected Date" By bandgeek111

"Rediscovery" By Eleanor J.

"The Heart Asks Pleasure First" By 10milesfromnowhere (House/Wilson/Cuddy FRIENDSHIP)

"The Fall of Saint Jimmy" By medicgirl (House/Wilson FRIENDSHIP)

"The Right Kind Of Wrong" By chaty1

"A Love Story House MD Style" By mychakk

"I am in the dark Beside You" By Duckie Nicks

"Birthday Cards" By SnowySleigh

"Summer Heat" By NoAlibi

"Beautiful Mess" By Sapphire2007

"After the" By Cath Cuddy

"The Naked Truth" By Sinister Scribe

"The Godmother" By Sinister Scribe

"Temporary Insanity" By Sinister Scribe

"A Dog's Life" By Sinister Scribe

"House Calls" By Sinister Scribe

"Family Secret" By Sinister Scribe

"Family Ties" By Sinister Scribe (sequel to "Family Secret")

"This Thing Between Us" By missparker85

"One Fine Mystifying Dance" By Angelfirenze

"Steam" By Angelfirenze (sequel to "One Fine Mystifying Dance")

"Sneak" By Angelfirenze (sequel to "Steam")

"Wonder" By Angelfirenze (sequel to "Sneak" and "Steam")

"Thoughts on a Graduation" By The Madhatter2

"We Always Find Eachother" By The Madhatter2

"Always There" By HouseLover

"Merry Christmas" By McMuffin

"Seducing Mr Perfect" By ang catalonan

"Time in Technicolor" By Alias424

"The Witching Hour" By wrytingtyme

"And A Happy New Year" By tvandmusicfan

"All You Need Is Love" By tvandmusicfan (sequel to "And A Happy New Year")

"I'll Get You" By tvandmusicfan (sequel to "All You Need Is Love")

"They Say It's Your Birthday" By tvandmusicfan (sequel to "I'll Get You")

"Going To Kansas City" By tvandmusicfan (sequel to "They Say It's Your Birthday")

"It's A Family Affair" By tvandmusicfan (sequel to "Going To Kansas City")

"I've Seen Better Days" By tvandmusicfan (sequel to "It's A Family Affair")

"My Hometown" By tvandmusicfan (sequel to "I've Seen Better Days")

"Such A Holiday" By tvandmusicfan (sequel to "My Hometown")

"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year" By tvandmusicfan (sequel to "Such A Holiday")

"Falling For You" By chaseluv4ever

"Twenty Minutes of a life Never Lived" By Duckie Nicks

"A Prank 2 Far" By Sinister Scribe

"Temporary Insanity" By Sinister Scribe

"Music of the Night" By Sinister Scribe

"Unfriendly Skies" By Mispent Youth

"40 Years Ago Today" By Mispent Youth

"Summer Holiday" By Mispent Youth

"Ghost Writer" By Houddy

"From Way Back When" By Lady Merlin (House centric)

"Flying and Falling" By Lady Merlin (House centric)

"I Will Buy You A Garden" By pokeitlikejello

"Where Your Flowers Can Bloom" By pokeitlikejello (sequel to "I Will Buy You A Garden")

"I Will Buy You A New Life" By pokeitlikejello (sequel to "Where Your Flowers Can Bloom")

"A Thanksgiving to Remember" By Houddy

"A Hanukkah to Remember" By Houddy (sequel to "A Thanksgiving to Remember")

"A Wedding to Remember" By Houddy (sequel to "A Hanukkah to Remember")

"A Honeymoon to Remember" By Houddy (sequel to "A Wedding to Remember")

"Past Mistakes" By JD11

"The Color Red" By ADASakura

"Child of the Ancients" By Marcus S. Lazarus ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"A Tale of Spilled Coffee" By Jess13 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. AU. S/D.)

"Five Times the Charm" By Jess13 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"An Old Tradition" By Jess13 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"New Beginnings" By Jess13 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Resolved" By Jess13 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"A Life In Ruins" By pough and sazz ("Stargate: SG-1" story. Daniel centered.)

"Christmas Snow" By angeltryst ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Getting Past the Pain SD Version" By dreameralways ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Finding Sam" By fyre-anjel ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Falling Past Friendship: Twelve Days at Christmas" By aislara ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Chemical Awareness" By Amaranth Traces ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"StargateFic100: 100 ficlets featuring Sam & Daniel" By Amaranth Traces ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Tortured Soul" By Amaranth Traces ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"A Silken Thread" By Mara-DragonMaster ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

Jackson Junior Series: By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 1: I'm Right Here" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 2: Threads" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 3" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 4: Nuptial Preludes" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 5: Alternates" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 6: Commanders" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 7: Fight the Past" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 8: Lonely this Christmas" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 9: Separated" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 10: Past and Present By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 11: One More Time" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 12: The Doctors Dance" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 13: Ode to Samantha" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Jackson Junior 14: Lost and Found" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Life Is Short" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"One Weekend" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Finding Grace" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.)

"Saving Grace" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story. S/D.) (sequel to "Finding Grace")

"Blissful Ignorance" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story AU. S/D)

"Earth Angel" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"So Close" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Goodbye, Hammond of Texas" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"What I Should Have Told You Series" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"What We Should Be Doing" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D) (sequel to "What I Should Have Told You Series")

"One Ripple in Time" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Blue Jello" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"The Long Road" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"I'm Sorry" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"You Needed Me" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Song for a Sick Samantha" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"From This Moment" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"The Question" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Back Home Again" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Desire" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"You're Still the One" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Seven Degrees of Separation" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Echo" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Forgotten" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Ring of Fire" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Poems, Prayers and Promises" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Neurosis of a Caffeinated Archaeologist" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Us Against The World" By drgemini86 ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Autumn of '73" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D Friendship)

"A Matter of Power" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"The Power of Words" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"A Fiery Night" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Sleeping Handsome" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Confessions" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"If I Could Find The Words" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Stay" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"Deep" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate: SG-1" story S/D)

"What You Already Know: Ship Version" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"I Will Remember You: Part 1: Meridian" By Maureen T ("Stargate SG-1" story. S/D)

"I Will Remember You: Part 2: Metamorphosis" By Maureen T ("Stargate SG-1" story. S/D) (Sequel to "I Will Remember You: Part 1: Meridian")

"I Will Remember You: Part 3: Full Circle" By Maureen T ("Stargate SG-1" story. S/D) (Sequel to "I Will Remember You: Part 2: Metamorphosis")

"I Will Remember You: Part 4: Fallen: Mature Version" By Maureen T ("Stargate SG-1" story. S/D) (Sequel to "I Will Remember You: Part 3: Full Circle")

"A Pretense to Romance: Mature Version" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Guilt Undone: Mature Version" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Bless The Children: Ship Version" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Awake" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Confessions of a Mother's Diary" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1 story" Daniel centered)

"Intrument of Torture" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1 story" Daniel centered)

"Inherited Emotions Mature Rated version" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Unrequited" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Requited: Mature Version" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D) (sequal to "Unrequited")

"Incidents Series Part 1: The Squirrel Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. Daniel-centric.) (2 chapters)

"Incidents Series Part 2: The Zoo Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. Daniel-centric.)

"Incidents Series Part 3: The Interview Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. Daniel-centric.)

"Incidents Series Part 4: The Bathtub Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. Daniel-centric.)

"Incidents Series Part 5: The Museum Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:1" story. Daniel-centric.)

"Incidents Series Part 6: The Kidnapping Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG-1" story. Daniel-centric.)

"Incidents Series Part 7: The Area 51 Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG-1" story. Daniel-centric).

"Incident Series Part 8: The Stone Tablet Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG-1" story. Daniel-centric).

"Incident Series Part 9: The Idaho Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG-1" story. Daniel-centric).

"Incident Series Part 10: The Capt Horton Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG-1" story. Daniel-centric).

"Incident Series Part 11: Rescue Mission Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG-1" story. Daniel-centric).

"Incidents Series Pt 12: The Ex Boyfriend Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG-1" story. Daniel-centric).

"Incidents Series Pt 13: Alien Doohickey Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG-1" story. Daniel-centric).

Incidents Series Pt 14: Drunken Daniel Incident" By MaureenT ("Stargate SG-1" story. Daniel-centric).

"Wounded Hearts: Mature Version" By By MaureenT ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Four Days to Celestino" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Christmas Eve" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Cassie's Gift" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"All That I Need" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Christmas Eve" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Right Time and Place" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Indecision and Other Short Stories" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Memories of the Heart" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Never Ending" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"The Wedding" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"A Matter of Power" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Unexpected Effect" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Right Time and Place" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"A Different Kind of Pain" By Betty Bokor ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"The Looking Glass" By Phoenix-cry ("Stargate SG:-1" story. Daniel centered)

"One Night in Bangkok" By Phoenix-cry ("Stargate SG:-1" story. Team-centered)

"A Time and Place For Us" By mamapranayama ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Same Time Next Week" By mamapranayama ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Ending Before We Begin" By mamapranayama ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Reconnections" By mamapranayama ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"A Midnight Clear" By mamapranayama ("Stargate SG:-1" story. S/D)

"Caught Out In The Rain" By Phoenix-cry ("Stargate SG:-1" story. Daniel centered)

"When It Rains" By By Phoenix-cry ("Stargate SG:-1" story. Daniel centered) (Sequal to "Caught Out In The Rain")

"Redeeming Olivia Series" By Chronicleofabutterfly ("Law and Order: SVU" AU. O/E.)

"Asphalt" By NettieC ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Winter" By Chronicleofabutterfly ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Picking Up The Pieces" By NettieC ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Bits and Pieces" By NettieC ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.) (Sequal to "Picking Up The Pieces")

"Year To Year" By NettieC ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Fighting Back" By NettieC ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Fire" By MaryWhite ("Law and Order: SVU story" O/E).

"Time Brings Change" By Nettie C ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Songbird" and "Elliot's Songbird" By NettieC ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Keep It in the Family" By Bensler ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Matters of the Heart" By Bensler ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"The Tenth Year" By Bensler ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Side By Side" By Bensler ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Deluge" By Bensler ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"An SVU Christmas" By NettieC ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Accidental Findings" By MaryWhite ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Emotional Ride" By MaryWhite ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.) (Sequal to "Accidental Findings")

"Asphalt" By NettieC ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E.)

"Innocence" By NetticC ("Law and Order: SVU" story O/E).

"Joy Cometh in the Morning" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Don't Wait 'Till Tomorrow" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"A Nickel Trumps a Dime of Fate" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Nothing Stays the Same: A Dog's Perspective" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) (Sequel to "A Nickel Trumps a Dime of Fate")

"Hickory Dickory Dock...The Cat Ran Up the Clock" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) (sequel to "Nothing Stays the Same: A Dog's Perspective")

"Recipes for Life's Special Moments" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) (sequel to "A Nickel Trumps a Dime of Fate" and "Hickory Dickory Dock...The Cat Ran Up the Clock")

"Over the Rainbow Bridge" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) (Sequel to "A Nickel Trumps a Dime of Fate" series)

"What Goes Up Must Come Down" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) (Sequel to "A Nickel Trumps a Dime of Fate" series)

"You're All I Want For Christmas" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) (sequel to "What Goes Up Must Come Down" and "A Nickel Trumps a Dime of Fate" series)

"Pouts, Kisses and Valentines" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) (sequel to "A Nickel Trumps a Dime of Fate" series)

"Turkey Bowl JAG Style: Navy vs Marines" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) (Sequel to "A Nickel Trumps a Dime of Fate" series)

"Trick or Treat" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) (Sequel to "A Nickel Trumps a Dime of Fate" series)

"Freedom" By doc100 ("J.A.G" story Harm/Mac)

"Bunny Kisses" By doc100 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"I Surrender Series" By Gibs ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Full Throttle" By Nix707 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Stopping" By NettieC ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Beyond Blue" By NettieC ("J.A.G." story Harm centered)

"Come Dance" By NettieC ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"From Russia With Love" By JulieM ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Making A Family" By JulieM ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Home Is Where Your Love Is" By mp111275 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"A moment in life" By Staz ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Home" By keru.m ("J.A.G." story AU Harm/Mac)

"Once A Marine" By AirborneGirl ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"The Battle" By NettieC ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Home Is Where Your Love Is" By mp111275 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Home Is Where Your Love Is Chapter II" By mp111275 ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) (Sequel to "Home Is Where Your Love Is")

"Blind Justice" By NettieC ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Obeying Orders" By Syrae ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"The Beginning" By Syrae ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) (Sequel to "Obeying Orders")

"It Never Happened" By NettieC ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"Moments in Life" By NettieC ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"It Started With A Kiss" By NettieC ("J.A.G." story Harm/Mac)

"My Father and Me" By NettieC ("J.A.G." story Harm centered)

"Can We Ever Get Back To Before" and "Lets Be Us Again" (Sequal to "Can We Ever Get Back To Before" "J.A.G." story Harm/Mac) By She'sAShipper

"The Princess of Tides" By Divinia Serit ("The Mentalist" story. Lisbon-centric).

"And The Mighty Will Fall" By Divinia Serit (Prequel to "The Princess of Tides". "The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Hay Fever" By Divinia Serit ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Shutterbug" By Divinia Serit ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Shattered" By Divinia Serit ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Unforgivable" By LilSmiles ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Terracotta" By LilSmiles ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Regrets" By Ebony10 ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"In Nomine" By Kalistrata ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Keeper pf Secrets" By Arcadya ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Blood Red Sins" By FloatingAmoeba ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"To Begin Again" By CaterinaCarmela ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Take Away" By CaterinaCarmela ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Calm" By CaterinaCarmela ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Fixed in Flux" By tromana ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Better" By tromana ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Scarlet Shorts" By tromana ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"50 Things to Say" By tromana ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Unbound" By tromana ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon AU)

"Flashing Crimson" By Nidhoegg ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Two Red Roses Across The Moon" By SpaceAnJL ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"What if?" By kathiann ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Nothing Else" By kathiann ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Temptation" By NellietheItalian ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon AU)

"Minisodes: Lisbon Edition" By NellietheItalian ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Minisodes: Jane Edition" By NellietheItalian ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"One in a Million" By ch19777 ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Coconut Kiss" By ch19777 ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Term of Endearment" By ch19777 ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"The Love Thieves" By ch19777 ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Scars Are Beautiful" By Random Dice ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"SelfDeception" By .x.x.Cordelia.x.x. ("The Mentalist" story Jane/Lisbon)

"Robbery" By silversurf4 ("Life" story Crews/Reese)

"The Christmas Party" By silversurf4 ("Life" story Crews/Reese)

"Blurry in Fine Focus" By silversurf4 ("Life" story Crews/Reese)

Sorry to any authors I may have forgotten. If I'd continued with this list, it'd be pages long!

My favorite House-isms: (They're all from fox (dot) com / house ):

"Can we forget my vices and get back to my virtues."
- Merry Little Christmas

"Everything's conditional. You just can't always anticipate the conditions."
- Son of Coma Guy

"Is this an intervention? You're a little late, since I'm not using drugs anymore. I am, however, still hooked on phonics."
- Cane and Able

"Oh, I stuck that primo! How rad am I?"
- Meaning

"Ideas are not soda cans. Recycling sucks."
- Forever

"You're upset that I'm doing clinic hours? Wow, that is so like rain on your wedding day."
- Euphoria, Part 2

"Lungs, skin... skin, lungs... sklungs?"
- Clueless

"Is he in this room? Because if he's not, I don't care what he thinks -- unless he's a she and she was there last night too in which case I care deeply."
- Lucky Thirteen

"Haven't sat on this couch in four months. It still remembers my cheeks."
- Lucky Thirteen

"Oh my god, you invoked your dead girlfriend's name to sell me. You're my hero."
- Lucky Thirteen

"I'm not deflecting because I'm avoiding something deep. I'm deflecting because I'm avoiding something shallow."
- Birthmarks

"I'm a doctor; when someone tries to call you three times, it's code for pick up the damn phone before someone dies."
- Birthmarks

"Are you kidding? She's lucky. We're all screwed up by our parents, but she's got documentation."
- Birthmarks

"But three unproven, untested drugs, it's like the Mod Squad -- no one can stop them."
- Adverse Events

"I know head and heart start with the same three letters, but you've got to read all the way to the end."
- Adverse Events

"Okay, it is a long shot but it's possible I'm an ass. Ironically, we need to do a colonoscopy to confirm."
- Not Cancer

"She's not your type. Your type's much stupider than her."
- Not Cancer

"I respect things that earn respect. This decision, on the other hand, is a dog wearing a cape."
- Dying Changes Everything

"You can't hide from misery."
- Dying Changes Everything

“You gonna trust me? I lie about everything.”- House’s Head

“I need time for my brain to transition so I can embrace my inner monkey.”
- House’s Head

"Wow, can you remove spleens with your mind, too?"
- Joy

"They've explained the return policy, right? It's worse than video games."
- Joy

"What they don't confess to is almost always more interesting."
- Joy

"It's good news. The great news is she insists there's no way she's gonna change her mind, which means she's actually thought about changing her mind, which means she's not sure she's ready to be a mom, which means she shouldn't be a mom, which means she's gonna change her mind, the only question is when."
- Joy

"That's weird. I usually don't get the stigmata until Easter."
- The Itch

"You're nuts. Which makes me nuts for arguing with you."
- The Itch

"Any time you want to stop kissing, I'm there for you."
- The Itch

"Anyone can hate humanity after being shot. It takes a big man to hate them beforehand."
- The Itch

"Went home without ringing either her metaphorical or literal bell."
- Emancipation

"Our job is to find what's killing patients, not treat them for chronic idiocy."
- Emancipation

"Tell her the thing about emotional reactions is they're definitionally irrational or... 'stupid.'"
- Emancipation

"You're an idiot. You'd rather die than face your parents because what? You broke their Faberge egg?"
- Emancipation

"Damn, I left my CT machine in my other pants."
- Last Resort

"I'm trying to decide which is riskier; taking crazy risks, or taking advice on crazy risks from a crazed risk-taker."
- Last Resort

"If you're saying you might have screwed this up because of your non-relationship with me, I don't know how I can help you."
- Last Resort

"Me, I rarely kidnap people unless I've got a serious health problem."
- Last Resort

"Right, you just brush your teeth with coffee grounds."
- Last Resort

(Wilson to Cuddy): It's his process, that ball saves lives."-Let Them Eat Cake

"No point, I'm in an elevator. can't run away."
- Let Them Eat Cake

"Other than throwing off the Feng Shui with her ass that faces all eight sides of the bagua at once?"
- Let Them Eat Cake

"Wow. Muscles and curves. My penis is so confused."
- Let Them Eat Cake

"Can someone please stop back seat differential-ating?"
- Let Them Eat Cake

"My balls. Have you seen my balls? The giant one and the red one."
- Let Them Eat Cake

"Everyone in this room knows exactly how this will play out. I try to make you miserable to make you leave. You deny it's making you miserable and try to make me miserable so I'll stop trying to make you miserable. And eventually you will leave, citing reasons that have nothing to do with misery."
- Let Them Eat Cake

"For evil to succeed, all it takes is for good men to do nothing."
- Let Them Eat Cake

"You're not stopping me for medical reasons. You're stopping me because you have the hots for me."
- Let Them Eat Cake

"Why are you dressed like that? Why are you trying so hard to get my attention?"
- Let Them Eat Cake

"It's almost like you have a sexual interest in someone here. Like, say... Taub?"
- Joy To The World

"I'm physically incapable of being polite."
- Joy To The World

"I hate spunk."
- Joy To The World

"If you can't be nice, why bother being a doctor?"
- Joy To The World

"You keep showing up; you also keep leaving. It's possible you have the hots for me but really, really hate this kid. It's also remotely possible I have that reversed."
- Joy To The World

Cuddy: "House, I've got a DCFS home visit on Friday."
House: "And I've got a W-H-O-R-E visit on..."
- Painless

"Gotta let the phone ring more than four times when you're calling a cripple."
- Painless

"No rush; already bathed once this week, wouldn't want to look elitist."
- Painless

"Yeah, because I'm clearly a guy who likes to knock out a few naked pull-ups before I greet the day."
- Painless

"Scent of a man. I realize you've never experienced it sober."
- Painless

"You want a man to put his finger there, gonna have to marry him first."
- Painless

"He's had multiple EEG's; all cleaner and squeakier than Cuddy's rubber nipples."
- Painless

"Must be somebody's job to keep me from being reckless and irresponsible."
- Big Baby

"We could settle this with rock, paper, scissors. But, unfortunately, there are people who adjudicate these disputes."
- Big Baby

"Our patient loves all things annoying."
- Big Baby

"She's the earth mother, takes in the rejects and freaks of humanity and tells them they're A-okay. What was different?"
- Big Baby

"If I threw up on you, you'd be pissed."
- Big Baby

"Why do you think the elevators would be out to get me?"
- The Greater Good

"Just practicing for my clown college audition."
- The Greater Good

"I'm happy for you. Love so deep you're ready to chuck your medical license to give her powerful, unproven drugs with dangerous side effects. I don't want to make assumptions about your feelings for me...but I do have a birthday coming up."
- The Greater Good

"Oh thank you, RationalizationMan, you've saved the village."
- The Greater Good

"Shocks without shock, an itch that won't stop. She needs Dr. Seuss."
- The Greater Good

"I thought I'd never see you again, little little Greg. You heard me right."
- The Greater Good

"In the meantime, get her a pint of cookie-dough ice cream and a DVD of 'Beaches.''"
- The Greater Good

"You really had no choice. On account of being an idiot."
- The Greater Good

"It's a locker room, how else are they gonna learn?"
- The Greater Good

"Must be my lucky day; new symptom means old symptom was a real symptom and I get to keep our pederast priest after all."
- Unfaithful

"So the man of God who doesn't believe in God had a heart attack that wasn't a heart attack. Do I know how to pick awesome case or what?"
- Unfaithful

"I want to walk out and find myself in a forest of whore trees. But I don't think it's a good idea to tell people to go fornicate with fruit."
- Unfaithful

"I'm incapable of acting like a human being."
- Unfaithful

"Religion is not the opiate of the masses; religion is the placebo of the masses."
- Unfaithful

"The fact that I was wrong is NOT a proof of God."
- Unfaithful

"Way to multi-task impress the boss and humiliate the ex."
- The Softer Side

"Who needs med school when you have WiFi?"
- The Softer Side

"Completely unfazed? You think I'm totally lacking in any fazing? The idea that I'm anything less than half-fazed I actually find offensive and greatly fazes me."
- The Softer Side

"I think my penis stopped breathing; Do you know CPR?"
- The Softer Side

"I'm fine other than the fact that my nurple is now purple..."
- The Softer Side

"Back off; only Thirteen gets to grab my nipples this time."
- The Softer Side

"Okay I admit it. I have bulimia. But I look good, don't I?"
- The Softer Side

"Stupid product: heroin without the high."
- The Softer Side

"I'm not breathing, but that's strictly voluntary."
- The Softer Side

"What I put in my body is my business; I don't give you grief over your vegetables."
- The Softer Side

"This is the only me you get."
- The Softer Side

"You're forty years old and you're the administrator of a hospital. People don't get personal with you -- except for me, and you dismiss me as a jerk who's jerking you around. But this guy can only tell the truth. He prefers your body to that of a smokin' young hottie."
- The Social Contract

"I'm not suggesting that like our patient, you are hiding a dark sarcastic core beneath a candy shell of compulsive niceness..."
- The Social Contract

"Because you know nice bores me. Hence, still nice."
- The Social Contract

"Why do you think the world will end in chaos and destruction if you're not there to save it?"
- The Social Contract

"Never trust a dog."
- The Social Contract

"I'm fully capable of lying to you. I've lied plenty of times."
- The Social Contract

"My standards of fun are not the norm."
- The Social Contract

"The Democrats and their socialized medicine; I'm only allowed to waste useless tests on sick people."
- Here Kitty

"From now on, I'll use two markers -- only the green one will indicate irony."
- Here Kitty

"Have you tried to pee on yourself in public? Not easy."
- Here Kitty

"Cats make terrible doctors. Oh wait, I'm thinking of women; you're screwed."
- Here Kitty

But nutjobs get sick, too. Or Michael Jackson would still be a living human being."
- Here Kitty

"Anything would sound ridiculous if you said it in that voice."
- Here Kitty

"Why didn't we listen to Ted Nugent? He tried to warn us, damnit."
- Here Kitty

"When you don't die tonight, you'll have finally done something good for the world as opposed to your life as a... fireman."
- Here Kitty

"If only there was a 'lawsuit cat' who could warn you."
- Here Kitty

"You'll note how Faster Pussycat Kill has snuggled up to coma guy."
- Here Kitty

"You mean the theory about Cuddy's ass getting bigger at the full moon? I confirmed that one; photos on my blog."
- Here Kitty

"Hey Genius, I think it violates certain ethical laws to rip the organs out of a guy who's still alive. Certain law laws too."
- Locked In

"His doctor's busy teaching him how to blink out 'kill me' in morse code."
- Locked In

"Apparently I underestimated your hubris. Don't worry; people do that to me all the time."
- Locked In

"Found you a late Victorian corset, I'll come by later and we can tie you up."
- Locked In

"If he did, he would have hung a Mission Accomplished banner in my outer office."
- Locked In

"Fact that he stole your idea means he cares -- that's all I needed to know."
- Locked In

"You underestimate the entertainment value of your obsessions."
- Locked In

"Why's our rainbow coalition missing brown and bi?"
- Simple Explanation

Cuddy: "You broke into my files."
House: "I had no choice, personnel files are confidential."
- Simple Explanation

"I prefer the less subtle answer: 'You were right, House,'"
- Simple Explanation

"Since when do you pass on the swine? And wheat toast? Might as well eat a sheet of sandpaper."
- Saviors

"Five functions, including a stopwatch to time how long it takes you to ask if I'm okay."
- Saviors

"His history said the environmental kamikaze was single."
- Saviors

"Meet Mrs. Environmental nutbag."
- Saviors

"Double threat: eco-freak and deadbeat dad."
- Saviors

"Inviting me to search your kitchen. Means you know I'd find nothing... Or you know I'd find something, so you're hoping I'll assume the former and not bother to look."
- Saviors

"I'm losing my mind and all you've got to say is, 'good?'"
- Saviors

"He loves a tree in Oregon more than he loves you. But he can't have sex with it."
- Saviors

"Of the two things I do well, bachelor parties rank towards the top."
- House Divided

"I gave that idiot an implant to prove to him what an idiot he's been. How is that nice?"
- House Divided

"Use the other bathroom; it's in the kitchen, looks like a sink."
- House Divided

"Regular radical, me radical or me out of my mind radical?"
- Under My Skin

"I can feel myself repressing all kinds of icky things."
- Under My Skin

"Time for a celebratory scotch... or three."
- Under My Skin

"See, the problem with speculation is you make a speck out of you and some guy named lation."
- Under My Skin

"You know what would calm the nausea? Vicodin. Marijuana. A coma."
- Under My Skin

"Just warning you; I'm in a good mood and largely pain free so I have no idea how things are going to..."
- Both Sides Now

"Where would junior high be without our ability to judge people on aesthetics?"
- Both Sides Now

"It's a universal daisy chain of peace and love that throws buns at people."
- Both Sides Now

"Isn't that locking the barn door after the horse has put his face between your breasts for an hour and a half?"
- Both Sides Now

"Her lips say no, but her hormones say 'Oh my God, yes, more.'"
- Both Sides Now

"Outcome two is that she kills me. I think it's fifty-fifty right now."
- Both Sides Now

"That's the breakfast of relationships; most important one of the day."
- Both Sides Now

"I'm sorry, I'm about to lose you because I'm about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone."
- Both Sides Now

"Three wives. And as soon as you build them up to be well, as self-sufficient as they were ever gonna be - they drift out of your orbit. And you get sucked over to a planet with needier gravity."
- Both Sides Now

"Because, in HouseLand, and the rest of the universe by the way, when a question presents itself, it calls for an answer."
- Both Sides Now

"I want to deal with my problems some place where I can get a decent cappuccino."
- Broken

"It's table tennis, not table volleyball, and with no net, it's table nothing."
- Broken

"What exactly is the difference between pretending to cooperate and actually cooperating?"
- Broken

"Hi. It's like hello only shorter."
- Broken

"I started to connect with one guy but then my propensity for screwing things up overtook me. And then my desire to have fun overcame my propensity."
- Broken

"Successes only last until someone screws them up. Failures are forever."
- Broken

"We're all pathetic. It's what makes everything interesting."
- Broken

"Try not to be a jerk. I'm trying. I'm just failing."
- Epic Fail

Bed is for sissies. Unless you're having sex, in which case... no it's still for sissies."
- Epic Fail

"I'm an addict; I turn everything up to an eleven."
- Epic Fail

"I went crazy, not stupid."
- Epic Fail

"Started thinking about what you said; about me obsessing; started obsessing about obsessing."
- Epic Fail

Coping skill number one: total avoidance.
- The Tyrant

You're not actually saying I have too loud a cane?
- The Tyrant

"Right now I'm Kobe, playing the game I love, however the hell I want and Phil Jackson has to listen to everyone else bitch about it."
- Instant Karma

"And if you're telling the truth, you're even more rational than, well, maybe not more, but then again, more sane. You're gonna be a good boss, Boss."
- Instant Karma

"Who said the world was supposed to work?"
- Instant Karma

"He's irrational. So are most people. Unfortunately, doesn't make them sane."
- Instant Karma

"People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get, and there's nothing any of us can do about it."
- Instant Karma

"I doubt we'll ever be treating any genocidal dictators again."
- Instant Karma

"You want to take this case because he's yet another lonely, sad puppy? You should have been a vet."
- Brave Heart

"Now I've done it. There's urine everywhere."
- Brave Heart

"Gosh, the great thing about the teacher student relationship is that the teacher can often learn more from the student. Have you learned anything yet?"
- Brave Heart

"I don't think there's anything I can screw up that we haven't already screwed up."
- Brave Heart

"Was the hospital serving pufferfish last night?"
- Brave Heart

"Let's work from the tenuous assumption that we're not idiots."
- Brave Heart

"What's really scary is I'm hearing whispering while not on Vicodin."
- Brave Heart

"You are a woman, you can do anything."
- Brave Heart

"You sure you're only one woman?"
- Brave Heart

"When I come back I want three new ideas. One of them has to not be stupid."
- Brave Heart

"Who wants to go to the Pillow Fighting Championships? Rutgers has a great team this year; so glad their anchor didn't go pro."
- Known Unknowns

I like to know how much boredom I'm missing."
- Known Unknowns

"Just when you think you've left Flock of Seagulls in the rear-view mirror, suddenly it's up ahead like an undead hitchhiker."
- Known Unknowns

"She's not some floozy in a bar; she's the floozy I work for."
- Known Unknowns

"We've moved on to a new phase. I tell Cuddy I've always been interested in her, she leaves the room."
- Known Unknowns

"I can't convince her my entire personality's changed in a weekend. It would be like expecting you to not sacrifice yourself in a stupid and self-destructive way."
- Known Unknowns

"Pretty sure they don't make Hallmark cards for self-serving power grabs."
- Teamwork

"So what did she say about why she's finishing your sentences instead of finishing her marriage."
- Teamwork

"All four of them want to work for me. But all four have reasons why they don't want to work for me."
- Teamwork

"So his life of filth wasn't the problem. The clean living was."
- Teamwork

"Your husband killed a patient; now you're breaking up with me?"
- Teamwork

“Whoever wore this shirt… hasn’t showered since Sunday. Without the Vicodin, I’d have never been able to remember that.”
- House’s Head

“Your biggest problem is I don’t know what your biggest problem is.”
- House’s Head

Foreman – "His right testicle is almost twice as big as his left."
House – "Cool."
- Sex Kills

Wilson – "Did you know your phone is dead? Do you ever recharge the batteries?"
House – "They recharge? I just keep buying new phones."
- Failure to Communicate

"You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor."
- Spin

"Welcome aboard the good ship ass kisser. Nice day for a sail."
- TB Or Not TB

"Like I always say, there's no ‘I' in team. There's a ‘me,' though, if you jumble it up."
- DNR

Dr. House - "I assume ‘minimal at best' is your stiff upper lip British way of saying ‘no chance in hell.'"
Chase:"Actually, I'm Australian."
Dr. House:"You put the Queen on your money, you're British."
- Poison

Wilson (to House)- "Are we role playing? Am I you? Because I don't want to be you." - One Day, One Room

"Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?"
- Damned If You Do

Dr. House:"Unfortunately, you have a deeper problem. Your wife is having an affair."
Patient:"What!"
Dr. House:"You're orange, you moron. And it's one thing for you not to notice, but if your wife hasn't picked up on the fact that her husband has changed colors, she's just not paying attention."
- Pilot

Cuddy: "Is that Vicodin?"
House: "Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me."
- One Day, One Room

"Loss of free will. I like it. Maybe we can get Thomas Aquinas in for a consult."
- House Training

"First, 'Hector does go rug' is a lame anagram. Want a better one for Gregory House? 'Huge ego, sorry.'"
- House Training

"Ah, my birthday. Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the sun one more time; I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again."

"Are you...comparing me to God? I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree."

"The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth."

"I know your friends with her, but there is a code. Bros before hos, man."

"Never is just reven spelled backwards."
- Act Your Age

Wilson (to House): "I'm not on anti-depressents, I'm on speeeeeed!"-Resignation

"I asked you what two plus two equals and a day later you tell me, 'Not twenty-five.'"
- Act Your Age

“Who here doesn’t have any health insurance? None? None at all? Michael Moore was right. MRI’s, PET scans, neuro-psych tests and private rooms for these patients. Fight the power!”
- Mirror Mirror

“Does the ‘I’ in CIA stand for Irony?”
- Whatever it Takes

“My friends call me ‘The Cane.’ Even before I messed up my leg.”
- Whatever it Takes

and of course...

"Everybody lies"-House

These are some of my favorite quotes:

"The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved."-Victor Hugo (Les Miserables, 1862).
"Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent."-Victor Hugo

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood..."-Dante Alighieri "The Divine Comedy: Inferno"

I love Jesus Christ, He's my Savior and best friend!

See ya!