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| Handsome Awkward |
Author has written 23 stories for Gilmore Girls, Friends, and House, M.D.. Hello hello. This is the part where I describe myself right? What PEOPLE think... I don't like to do that. Basically I'm what ever you make me out to be. I've been called weird, freakish, a loser, a nerd, a geek, a goth, a band geek (which is ironic because I can't play any musical instrument) and crazy. I've been told I was funny, annoying, and mellow. I evidently remind people of Ellen Page in Juno because of my attitude and I've infuriated many people with the fact that I'm very blunt. I don't care if you don't like me, I probably don't like you either. I've been accused of being a lesbian (I'm not- but i don't have anything against them), a pothead, and a caffeine addict. I'm none of the above...except the last two. I'm kidding, pot is illegal and say no to drugs. What I think... I don't have friends, and I stress this, they are acquaintences (is that how you spell it?)- you get too close, you lose 'em. I float around and I hate labels. Literally, I hate labels put on people, and products. I mean seriously, does GAP really need to put it on their shirts? What is that? I love music, Art, television, games, and movies. I try to get movies and shows that are hard to find, just so i can enjoy something different. I feel I'm unique but in a boring way...for God's sake I live in Kentucky. I want to write a book. I want to learn about people's minds and how they work. I want to be a physiologist or biologist. I want to act. I want to be on stage all the time. I'm sarcastic and nerdy. I read all the time, write all the time, do my homework, and try to get so-so grades. I'm not a genius but I'm not a moron. I have common sense and I don't need BS from anyone. I'm tired, a lot. Like now? I'm tired. 'Tis why I drink coffee. Even though scientists have proven that it only makes you addicted- it doesn't really speed you up. Ah well...it tastes good. Music: Huge F-ing music fan. I love Matchbox Twenty, The Used, Linkin Park, MCR, Barenaked Ladies, The F-ing Beatles, Say Anything, Green Day (Old albums), Brett Michaels, --> Poison, One Republic...A lot more that i don't feel like naming. TV I'm a die hard House fan. 'Tis the best show on television. Family Guy, Friends, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Who's Line is it Anyway, Nip/Tuck, and a bunch of others... Movies Eli Roth Rocks, he and his sick sick mind are wonderful... Cabin Fever, Hostel 1 and Hostel 2, Martian Child, Amityville Horror- (The new one with Ryan Reynolds is the best but I have seen all of them), Friday the 13th- The first one is the best but again, I love all of them,Nightmare on Elm Street- He may look wimpy but bitch you will get cut with him in the room, Halloween (Rob Zombie)- only the first fifty minutes though- the rest was bad acting and plain crap, The Omen- all of 'em, The Shining, The Pirates Trilogy, Sweeney Todd, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Secret Window, Clerks 1 and 2, Jay and Silent Bob, American Pie, Ace Ventura (the first and second MOVIES- the animated series sucked ass), Shawshank Redemption, The Butterfly Effect, Juno, Waiting, Hatchet, Final Destination trilogy (Still confused though, It didn't show Alex dying but it did show Clear dying...why wouldn't Alex be in the second one wasnt' he supposed to die AFTER Clear? and what about Whatsherface and the cop?...didn't the kid throw it off and the cop would be next? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE INCONTINUINCE?-- just patoned that word by the way), umm...Die Hard Quadrilogy(?), Saw Quadrilogy, Hellraiser series, IT, umm. I can't think of anymore... Actors/Actresses/comedians. Hugh Laurie(ALL THE TIME), Lisa Edelstein, Robert Sean Leonard, Stephen Fry, Olivia Wilde, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lauren Graham, Scott Patterson, Ellen Page, Tim Allen (sometimes), Dane Cook (Sometimes), Ryan Reynolds (ALL THE TIME), Johnny Depp (ALL THE TIME), Anna Farris, Demitri Martin, Christopher Titus, Jesse James (From Butterfly Effect and Amityville Horror), Ashton Kutcher, Amy Smart, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, So many more... so that's it about what I like...and here are some quotes- if you don't want to look through 'em don't, I'm sure you're eyes are burning by now... House Quotes: "You avoid work like it's the plague...unless it actually is the plague."Stacy to House "This ship has sailed." Cuddy to House "Your legs, in the security light, they look good." House to Cuddy. Stacy- You're a jerk. House- My patient is about to have a heart attack- It's gunna be massive! Foreman- You wanted to see me? -Wilson waves hand as he tries to straighten the label- Pretty sure the label is straight. A Bit of Fry and Laurie. Hugh- You give me a spoon I'll give you ze whole verld. Friends: "How you doin'?" repeat line. Ross- You're moving to Paris? "My hugs are saved for people staying in America!" Joey. Ross- Do you wanna go eat? Rachel- Chandler, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest resident of that room. I'll add more quotes later...maybe...i'm tired now. | |||||||
1. Who Are You? » reviewsCuddy finds a friend in her new assistant. Everyone is curious as to who she is and where she comes from...and why she makes House so nervous. It's Cuddy centered at first, but will delve deeper, I promise.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-9-11 - Published: 4-19-11 - G. House2. Deprived » reviewsCuddy once had a husband and a daughter years ago...what'll happen when tragedy strikes and she's forced to face a past that she not only regrets but has desperately tried to forget? Dramatic and disturbing- you've been warned.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,851 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-19-11 - Published: 5-22-08 - L. Cuddy3. Elvis House » reviewsA kid is left in the hallway of House's building. His mother is nowhere to be found his dad didn't want him. What's a House to do?-chapter nine and up moved to the M rating.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,901 - Reviews: 208 - Updated: 4-17-11 - Published: 12-5-07 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete4. Without You » reviewsEveryone is seeing dead people. Dead person. House.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,314 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-17-11 - Published: 1-28-08 - G. House5. Hypnosis » reviewsHow would it feel to be hypnotized? Do you believe? Coult it actually happen?House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,878 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-7-10 - Published: 3-18-07 - G. House6. The Nerve » reviewsBecause of an "assignment" from his therapist House sits in the psychiatric ward contemplating his life on paper. It may not be good, but read and give me a heads up that you like it. :D. rated T for now but i'm not sure how it will end up.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-19-09 - G. House7. Merry Christmas, Dr Cuddy » reviewsAs the holidays quickly approach, Cuddy realizes her feelings for House. Or does she? Is it all just another mistake, brought on by the heat of the moment? Will be a series of holiday smut. Good times.House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 2-3-09 - Published: 12-14-08 - G. House & L. Cuddy8. Baseball Diaries » reviewsDecember 12th brings back old memories for House. Hard to explain. 'Tis a sad story. HW FRIENDSHIP hurtcomfort but not really...Edited...read A/N on the first chapter if you've read the story before- if not then it doesn't really matter now does it?House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-27-08 - Published: 8-4-07 - G. House9. A Prank for a Prank » reviewsJust a stupid idea i came up with while bored out of my mind. What if after Wilson sawed through House's cane they pulled more pranks on each other from then on out? R & R please.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-7-08 - Published: 1-2-0710. Spinning » reviewsA terrible drug can get you to the highest plateau, But it can also bring you down to the lowest plain. Pick and choose. Thanks to the one loyal reviewer. hehe.-Read and Review- even if you don't like it. That's not a question...it's a demand.oh yeah.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 4-2-08 - G. House11. Moment of Truth » reviewsThe hospital is attacked. Everyone is going mad. House is the savior? What the hell is going on? NOT A ZOMBIE FIC. more of an epidemic type thing.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 2-13-0812. How Could I Forget You? » reviewsWhat would go down if Luke actually left when he said he would...in the episode 5.03 he said he would go far away...wellthis is what i think would happen if he was gone then came back...Last chapter involves Mish qualities...:Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 6-5-06 - Lorelai G. & Luke D. - Complete13. You're Dead » reviewswhat if Luke got murdered but came back? What secrets are there? How did he die? Who killed him? A murder mystery sort of thing…RRplease don't be too harsh on me...be honest though.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 7-9-06 - Luke D.14. GreenEyed Monster » reviewsThis is not for the faint of heart. Involves rape. Don't like don't read.pretty dramatic enjoyHouse, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-14-07 - Published: 9-10-07 - L. Cuddy15. The Butterfly Does Affect » reviewsHouse is going into the past. What will a small little twist in a small little scenario make of his future?House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-29-07 - Published: 8-22-07 - G. House16. Does it Hurt? » reviewsHouse gets hit by a car. Everyone thinks he's dead...but what if its just a drug making him seem like a corpse, when really, he can hear, see and feel everything that is going on? Will he survive? Finally it's ALL over...good times! ENJOY..House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,267 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 7-3-07 - Published: 2-25-07 - G. House - Complete17. Dead! » reviewsHouse gets a new patient. Who is she? What is she hiding? Will the hostpital be at risk because of her actions? Please read and review...House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-21-07 - Published: 12-22-06 - G. House - Complete18. I Tutor You » reviewsHouse gets a new teaching opportunity...will the woman want to be a diagnostician after she has met the infamous House? Will it get any deeper then colleagues? Will House change...even if it is just a little?House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 11-9-06 - A. Cameron & G. House19. Reach reviewsJust a poem I came up with.. Huddy Hope you like it. Some mature referencesHouse, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-16-07 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete20. The Bracebridge Hell » reviewsWhat if Rory hadn't refused the idea that Luke and Bootsy shared a roomwhat if Jess got stuck in a room with Dean? See what happens...summary sux read it and see if u like it.Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-2-07 - Published: 10-14-0621. Our Love » reviewsWhat heppened when Lorelai left Christopher's house in 6.22. How did Luke take it? Read and find out...RR please..definately Java Junkie! whoo hoo! sry...my youth came back to me for a second.Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,272 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 8-3-06 - Published: 5-14-06 - Lorelai G. & Luke D. - Complete22. A Walk in Your Shoes Literally » reviewsWhat if Luke and Lorelai switched bodies? summary sucks but give it a chance...please? review and i will give you a cookie. cough cough who said that?...not meGilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,581 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 5-24-06 - Luke D. & Lorelai G. - Complete23. The One Where someone's heart's in it reviewsRachel and Joey...I watched the episode TOW Rachel's dreams and i wanted to do a one shot...here it is.Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-06 - Complete
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