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This is the part where I describe myself right?
What PEOPLE think...
I don't like to do that. Basically I'm what ever you make me out to be. I've been called weird, freakish, a loser, a nerd, a geek, a goth, a band geek (which is ironic because I can't play any musical instrument) and crazy. I've been told I was funny, annoying, and mellow. I evidently remind people of Ellen Page in Juno because of my attitude and I've infuriated many people with the fact that I'm very blunt. I don't care if you don't like me, I probably don't like you either.
I've been accused of being a lesbian (I'm not- but i don't have anything against them), a pothead, and a caffeine addict. I'm none of the above...except the last two. I'm kidding, pot is illegal and say no to drugs.
What I think...
I don't have friends, and I stress this, they are acquaintences (is that how you spell it?)- you get too close, you lose 'em. I float around and I hate labels. Literally, I hate labels put on people, and products. I mean seriously, does GAP really need to put it on their shirts? What is that?
I love music, Art, television, games, and movies. I try to get movies and shows that are hard to find, just so i can enjoy something different. I feel I'm unique but in a boring way...for God's sake I live in Kentucky. I want to write a book. I want to learn about people's minds and how they work. I want to be a physiologist or biologist. I want to act. I want to be on stage all the time. I'm sarcastic and nerdy. I read all the time, write all the time, do my homework, and try to get so-so grades. I'm not a genius but I'm not a moron. I have common sense and I don't need BS from anyone.
I'm tired, a lot. Like now? I'm tired. 'Tis why I drink coffee. Even though scientists have proven that it only makes you addicted- it doesn't really speed you up. Ah well...it tastes good.
Huge F-ing music fan. I love Matchbox Twenty, The Used, Linkin Park, MCR, Barenaked Ladies, The F-ing Beatles, Say Anything, Green Day (Old albums), Brett Michaels, --> Poison, One Republic...A lot more that i don't feel like naming.
I'm a die hard House fan. 'Tis the best show on television.
Family Guy, Friends, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Who's Line is it Anyway, Nip/Tuck, and a bunch of others...
Eli Roth Rocks, he and his sick sick mind are wonderful...
Cabin Fever, Hostel 1 and Hostel 2, Martian Child, Amityville Horror- (The new one with Ryan Reynolds is the best but I have seen all of them), Friday the 13th- The first one is the best but again, I love all of them,Nightmare on Elm Street- He may look wimpy but bitch you will get cut with him in the room, Halloween (Rob Zombie)- only the first fifty minutes though- the rest was bad acting and plain crap, The Omen- all of 'em, The Shining, The Pirates Trilogy, Sweeney Todd, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Secret Window, Clerks 1 and 2, Jay and Silent Bob, American Pie, Ace Ventura (the first and second MOVIES- the animated series sucked ass), Shawshank Redemption, The Butterfly Effect, Juno, Waiting, Hatchet, Final Destination trilogy (Still confused though, It didn't show Alex dying but it did show Clear dying...why wouldn't Alex be in the second one wasnt' he supposed to die AFTER Clear? and what about Whatsherface and the cop?...didn't the kid throw it off and the cop would be next? WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE INCONTINUINCE?-- just patoned that word by the way), umm...Die Hard Quadrilogy(?), Saw Quadrilogy, Hellraiser series, IT, umm. I can't think of anymore...
Hugh Laurie(ALL THE TIME), Lisa Edelstein, Robert Sean Leonard, Stephen Fry, Olivia Wilde, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lauren Graham, Scott Patterson, Ellen Page, Tim Allen (sometimes), Dane Cook (Sometimes), Ryan Reynolds (ALL THE TIME), Johnny Depp (ALL THE TIME), Anna Farris, Demitri Martin, Christopher Titus, Jesse James (From Butterfly Effect and Amityville Horror), Ashton Kutcher, Amy Smart, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, So many more...
so that's it about what I like...and here are some quotes- if you don't want to look through 'em don't, I'm sure you're eyes are burning by now...
"You avoid work like it's the plague...unless it actually is the plague."Stacy to House
"This ship has sailed." Cuddy to House
"Your legs, in the security light, they look good." House to Cuddy.
Stacy- You're a jerk.
House- My patient is about to have a heart attack- It's gunna be massive!
Foreman- You wanted to see me? -Wilson waves hand as he tries to straighten the label- Pretty sure the label is straight.
A Bit of Fry and Laurie.
Hugh- You give me a spoon I'll give you ze whole verld.
"How you doin'?" repeat line.
Ross- You're moving to Paris?
"My hugs are saved for people staying in America!" Joey.
Ross- Do you wanna go eat?
Rachel- Chandler, I think you're forgetting the kinkiest resident of that room.
I'll add more quotes later...maybe...i'm tired now.
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