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1. Function

When every man’s a king and every king’s a clown, do societal norms really matter?

Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Published: 10-6-09 - Complete

2. Sonic Upgrade

Two blasts from the past behind a presumed assassination – who wouldn't love the challenge? But beware, for Sonic's pseudo-new adversaries are now more competent, more world-conquest-oriented, and incredibly pissed off. First chapter up. R&R.

Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Published: 9-2-09 - Scratch/Grounder & Sonic

3. Universal reviews

They had never been in love before. Until now. And only one of them liked it. Prequel to Tampon Masturbation's "Codependency". SquillBob.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-09 - SpongeBob & Squilliam - Complete

4. Chicken Necks reviews

AoStH. Some fascinations just cannot be curbed. Especially not in prison with no other way to pass the time. Scratch/Grounder. Set during "The Magnificent Sonic".

Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-09 - Scratch/Grounder - Complete

5. Mobian Laws Notwithstanding

AoStH. It was almost inevitable that Scratch would find his compulsory study of the legal system fascinating in a kamikaze sort of way. But he’s not so keen on certain laws he is made to memorize because they hit a little bit close to home. Scrounder.

Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Published: 6-14-09 - Scratch/Grounder - Complete

6. Now With 50 Percent More Family Conflict reviews

As Stan Smith once said, "A man kills what a man loves, before it weakens him". Aliens aren’t exempt from that rule either, especially not those torn between two of them. Roger/Smith het. Significant spoilers for subplot of "The Magnificent Steven".

American Dad - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-1-09 - Complete

7. It's The Little Things » reviews

2016 is a time of desolation, chaos and uncertainity... Well, OK, not quite, but it is a time of two married cephalopods and their fiesty young daughter. But heh, I take what I can get.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 5-29-09 - Published: 4-7-07 - Squidward & Squilliam

8. Drabble Me Confused » reviews

100-word portraits of life in Bikini Bottom, chance occurences and things that may or may not have happened. From angst to fluff, from pairings to canon.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-6-09 - Published: 12-26-08

9. Average reviews

In a world of wizards with powers that can annihilate God and witches with bosoms to match their brains, you tend to gain notoriety for having almost no remarkability whatsoever.

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-4-09 - OC

10. Thomas and the Clichés » reviews

In which the television series 'Thomas And Friends' in recent times is summed up in a nutshell or five. For those who, as Smokin' Tacos put it, "harken back to the olden days, of when Emily was unheard of."

Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 3-6-08

11. Don't Tell Me Because It Hurts » reviews

Duck Dodgers universe. Commander X-2 did not work his way up from nothing just to have his goal, his girl, his woman, ripped from him at the last second. It's enough to drive one crazy, isn't it?

Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-15-08 - Complete

12. Depressed Oppressed Obsessed reviews

Duck Dodgers. A day-in-the-life of the Martian Commander...yet not, as even his obsession with his superior struggles to contain his ever decreasing state of mind. Freeform poem; hints of Marv/Queen.

Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-25-08 - Complete

13. After8 reviews

For once in his work-life, Squidward was overpaid. Slash. Title has nothing to do with it.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-24-08 - Squidward & Mr. Krabs - Complete

14. Overkill of a Musical Metaphor reviews

Duck Dodgers. Even if we are to believe that life and music are one and the same, for how long can this metaphor be sustained before the core of the story is overridden? Not very. Some Marv/Dodgers...uh...smut? Would you call it smut?

Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-18-08 - Complete

15. Good Times, Good Times reviews

Squidward. 15. Charming man, but – let’s face it – insane. Insane over one girl, and hopefully her sweet sweet kisses… Rerelease.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-20-08 - Squidward - Complete

16. No reviews

I'm not doing it. I can tell. I'm not.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-15-08 - Complete

17. I Got My Rock Moves reviews

Two universes. Two guys. One motive. One love. Any questions? Homestar Runner/SpongeBob SquarePants crossover, 50 sentence drabbles. The crackest of crack-and-slash pairings.

Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-08 - Squilliam - Complete

18. Die Another Day » reviews

Fun and games make for a good party. Beer and drugs make for a confusing party. Your guests being systematically murdered by a force of good gone wrong make for a bad party. Guess which kind he had. Rated for language and character death. COMPLETE.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,777 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 11-6-08 - Published: 10-30-08 - SpongeBob - Complete

19. Sun and Rain reviews

Like the sun and rain, SpongeBob and Squidward couldn't be more different. Sponge-x-Squid poem, very fluffy. Fluff-freaks will enjoy; angst-lovers may not.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-25-08 - SpongeBob & Squidward - Complete

20. Carnival of Rust reviews

Still, a distinct lack of hedgehog was the least of their problems now. For over the years, Scratch and Grounder had garnered a new enemy. Songfic to the song of the same name by Poets of the Fall. Based on TV series "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog".

Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-08 - Scratch/Grounder - Complete

21. Feint reviews

But that wasn’t why he fainted that night in the Bubble Bowl. Band Geeks spoilers.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-17-08 - Squilliam - Complete

22. Mary Who? reviews

Squidward has to struggle to evacuate the number of Mary-Sues invading Bikini Bottom. But little does he know that these sponge/squirrel/squid creatures may, in a way, provide an advantage that he overlooked the first time.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-23-08 - Squidward & Mr. Krabs - Complete

23. It's Cold Out reviews

One of Squidward's oldest and most-hated foes is back with a vengeance...but it's not who you'd expect with a summary like that. Welcome to claustrophobia.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-21-08 - Squidward - Complete

24. Parking Fee reviews

A parody of ‘Breaking Free’ from High School Musical. Funny, that.

High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-14-08 - Troy B. & Gabriella M. - Complete

25. Please? reviews

SpongeBob's inane attempts to get Squidward to lend him his toothbrush. Somewhat random.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-13-08 - SpongeBob & Squidward - Complete

26. Bigger Fish to Fry » reviews

SpongeBob and Squidward were both too much in love to care about the little things that bugged them. They both had bigger fish to fry. Crack twoshot.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 3-30-08 - SpongeBob & Squidward - Complete

27. Son Of The Cramp reviews

Squilliam Fancyson likes to think he’s up with the trends. But being fashionable isn’t everything – the successor to The Cramp taught him that the hard way. One-shot Squidill. Slimy Dancing spoilers.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-08 - Squilliam & Squidward - Complete

28. Not Chop, Slap » reviews

“Slap, karate chop, what's the difference? Some kids still make out with a pillow.” Random little dialogueorientated but lengthy oneshots. Crack pairings inside. Dedicated to tootierulez.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 9-23-06

29. Too Much Love Will Kill You reviews

Torn between the lover and the love you leave behind. Prologue up. Dedicated to WLiiAfanatic. This WILL continue.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-2-08

30. Bad Dream Believer reviews

You can run but you can't hide, when dreams and reality collide. Oneshot. SBxSquid.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-08 - SpongeBob & Squidward - Complete

31. Then Suddenly Something Changes reviews

Love has a habit of hitting you like a ton of bricks. SquidSquill. Squill's POV. Dedicated to Marih Dimitri and other supporters.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-21-07 - Squilliam & Squidward - Complete

32. Shut Up » reviews

Full title: “Shut Up, A Unique Take on Kisses, Conversations and Other Misnomers”. Twoshot. Slight Sponge x Squid.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 10-15-06 - Squidward & SpongeBob - Complete

33. Snoward reviews

My fave couple's first Christmas together... and naturally it doesn't end well for one of the cephalopods.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-4-07 - Squidward - Complete

34. ToTell reviews

Squilliam Returns spoilers. To tell the horrible sad truth, or to spin a story? That, in Squilliam's case, is the question.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-07 - Squilliam & Squidward - Complete

35. Don't Kill Me For No Title reviews

AU. School trip plus mind control equals chaos concerning two certain aqua calamari. Oneshot. Forced slash, if one knows what one means.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-07 - Complete

36. Screwing Your Mind Up reviews

She'd openly defied him, and he hadn't made her suffer the consequences. MojoBlossom. Please shoot me.

Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-3-07 - Blossom & Mojo Jojo - Complete

37. Two Months Later reviews

When is an Eskimo Kiss not an Eskimo Kiss? Oneshot.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-22-07 - Sandy & Squidward - Complete

38. They Grow Up So Fast reviews

Maybe Mom and Dad knew of Dexter’s increasing maturity, and felt they could trust him in situations like this. But how situations like this can change, with a small revelation. Oneshot.

Dexter's Laboratory - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-20-07 - Complete

39. Missing You reviews

He could deny it no longer. He missed him. I will continue this one day. You just gotta give it time.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-1-07 - Published: 8-27-06 - Squidward & SpongeBob

40. Title Hidden reviews

Rage, fury, domination, humiliation, small tendancies of hypnosis. In short, just a typical smut.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-6-07 - SpongeBob & Squidward - Complete

41. When Someone Is In Love reviews

What can they say? What can they do? One shot. Again, the pairing may surprise you.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-18-07 - Squidward - Complete

42. History

[The Sooty Show] If history says it, we go along with it. But what about what history doesn’t tell us? Oneshot. SlAsh.

Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Published: 12-31-06 - Complete

43. Present reviews

Eugene Krabs has an odd taste in Christmas gifts. SquidKrabs.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-25-06 - Mr. Krabs & Squidward - Complete

44. LastMinute Letter reviews

A letter Gary might write to “Rudolph” on Christmas Eve. Oneshot. Small Christmas Who spoilers.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-25-06 - Gary - Complete

45. Is He To Know? reviews

This isn’t your typical poetry. And it ain’t your typical slash either. Let’s put it that way and leave it at that. Read with an open mind. Or try to.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-13-06 - Complete

46. Poko Sala ‘Love’? reviews

Nobody knows everything, much less a caveman, even if he can speak the language. Here we follow but a minute of “taila foo” Squog’s internal struggle to come to terms with what “love” is.

SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-8-06 - Complete

47. It Wouldn't Be So Bad reviews

English translation of the song of the same name as heard in Sims 2: Open for Business. Written back when I thought that Sims 2 songs were made up on the spot and weren't just Simlish versions of obscure numbers.

Misc. Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-06 - Complete

48. Scream reviews

A simple mislaid legend sets Homer, Barney and Lenny on the road to superstition, horror, tragedy and death. Written when I was "12 and insane". Look at it; there may be some life left in it. Pardon the pun.

Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-26-06 - Complete