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I have been on the site since age six, which was about ten years ago. My stories are SO old and laden with grammar errors. THOU HAST BEEN WARNED.

Jersey born, Jersey bred, Jersey trash, till I'm dead!! :P I'm proud to be North Jersey girl!

I'm Lebanese, and my ancestors were Turkish. SURYOYO PRIDE! XD

I have been a violinist for seven years and I am president of my orchestra. w00t. w00t.

I am Spelling and Grammar Hitler.

Favorite Cartoons/Anime/Manga (in no particular order)

Kodomo No Omocha: Sana's Stage

NANA

Azumanga Daioh

Godchild

.Hack/ Series

Yotsuba&...

Kingdom Hearts

Crimson Hero

Naruto

Inuyasha

Calvin and Hobbes

The Simpsons :DD

Favorite Sitcoms:

The Nanny :))))

Family Matters

My Wife and Kids

George Lopez

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Yes, Dear

Golden Girls

Malcolm in the Middle

The Big Bang Theory

Seinfeld

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM THE 90's IF: (YOSH! THE 90's WAS SO YOUTHFUL!)

You can finish this: 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Fresh Prince, Full House, Step by Step, Family Matters, The Nanny, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . notYou remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
When everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genesis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace and Facebook frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

-Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be Bold.)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS!

Alternate Names:

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Pamizzle. PFT NO LOL XD

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Gold Elephant. Am I an illegitimate CHinese restaurant owner or a detective, here??

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Joyce Greve. If I ever become a star, I'm using this name. XD

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Pamyamir. WOW XD

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Gold Sprite. Oooooh, not bad :D

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last
letter of your moms middle name): Acjiasa. Or my actual name since I'm actually arab and this arab name totally isn't XD

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sam

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Koipond Fish. LMAO

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Banana Nuclear Fallout. AWESOME :DDD

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Gold Patch. Okay, that does not sound good. At all. XD

Naruto characters ((in no order)) and answer the questions!

1. Sakura

2. Tsunade

3. Itachi

4. Naruto

5. Neji

6. Hinata

7. Kakashi

8. Ino

9. Temari

10. Chouji

11. Shikamaru

12. Kankuro

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

SHIKAMARU AND HINATA? No. Do they even know the other exists?

2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Naruto? In shippuden, yes. Very...XD

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

KANKURO AND INO!! HAHA!! The sad part is, it might actually happen.

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Temari? Yes, a lot of them.

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Tsunade and Hinata? If you're into yuri, maybe.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

NEJIxTEMARI AND NEJIxCHOUJI!! AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NEJI AND CHOUJI!! ONLY CAUSE IT'S FUNNIER!! (dies of asphyxiation)

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

UM...KAKASHI WALKING IN ON TSUNADE AND KANKURO. Um...hm...he'd probably just write an Icha Icha spinoff. Probably Icha Icha Puppets. XDD But no thank you.

8.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

ITACHI AND CHOUJI!

Um...ok. I'll try...

Itachi is on a mission from the Akatsuki to a potato chip factory to claim it and gather a larger revenue. But, one obstacle deters him emotionally, physically, and stomach-ly, and that obstacle is Akimichi Chouji and his potato chip contest. Rated M for lemon-flavored chips in later chapters.

9.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

SakuraxIno? Yes, it's a very popular yuri pairing. I read a creepy one the other day...though I'm not too into that stuff.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Kakashi and Kankuro? Um...Sand Woes? (cries) I DON'T KNOW!

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Naruto de-flowering Sakura? Not bad.

One night, Sakura can't sleep, so she takes a walk around her former training grounds. There, she finds Naruto, and he gives her exactly what she needs.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

ITACHI? YES.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Shikamaru? Yes, I know some poeple. Me included. He's very easy to draw, which is a plus.

14.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Neji/Tsunade/Naruto? AHAHAHAHAHA! I WOULD SO READ THAT! But no. I don't think so... (cties again)

15.) What might Ten scream at the moment of great passion?

Chouji? "YUM! OH YEAH, BABY, YOU MUNCH ON THAT!! CHYEAH GIRL YOU MUNCH!! MUNCH!! (munches on chips from nightstand)

16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you use?

Ino...hm...Glamourous by Fergie.

17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sakura/Kankuro/Hinata WARNING: Major swearing, catfights, crack, puppets.

18.) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

CHOUJI AND TSUNADE? "Hey babe, you hungry?"

19.) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Shikamaru on Tsunade/Ino? "Troublesome women and their weird relationships...sigh...zzzzzz"

20.) How emo is Seven?

Kakashi? Um...well...not really...although when he goes to the memorial he gets emo at times...

NOTICE

STORIES!

Hypnozumi, Herotsui- Likely to be discontinued...

Animal Crossing, Truly a Wild World: UNRATED!- Maybe I'll write a new chapter. I'm thinking about it...

Dragon Tails: Hell's Kitchen- I might continue if I have time. A random influx of reviews has kind of convinced me.

Akito Went Down to Tokyo- Oneshot.

How the Teletubbies Met a Very Much Needed Death- Did surprisingly well.

Survivor: Kodocha Style!- Crackfic I wrote when I was, like, ten. Complete.

The Naruto Cast Goes to Sex Ed!-Watch the video. Kudos to the creators, cause the video isn't mine. Does it honestly hurt to review? Does it? Why am I getting thousands of readers, some even from Algeria, Romania, Israel, The Virgin Islands and Barbados if I only get one reveiw? Thank you, Reader Traffic application! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n16AeIQsdu8

Into the Woods, Naruto Style!- This fic is going to have to be discontinued. The videos I used for songs and dialogue are banned from the USA...so now me no allow to view video! YAY!! NO CHAPTER FOR YOU!

IN PROGRESS...ISH!

Something Naruto: I want to write one of those profound, dark stories that take a year to write and gets, like, 7,346,857 reviews... :D

Something Calvin and Hobbes: I must get around to it... TT~TT

Something Nanny: I really need a plot bunny. I'd love to write or beta a Nanny story :D

Ciao for now. :D