1. DEATH NOT'D: Inside the Sick Mind of Raito Yagami » reviews
Raito Yagami is not at all the sophisticated, young man he seems. When Ryuk is shooting up apple seeds in the bathroom, L is pretending to own a space ship and Misa is questioning the Teletubbies, what does Raito really think? It's all right here, folks. Death Note - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 1-26-08 - Published: 12-10-07 2. Killer Loli Assault: True Tales of Human Drama reviews
One man. One life. One murder. One disappearance. One disaster. One hot chick. One psycho. One bat. One blade. One school. One class. One village. One God. This is the life of K1. When They Cry - Higurashi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-10-08 - Published: 1-10-08 3. That's Enough reviews
In return for her kindess, she is only given grief. In return for her blood, she is only given sorrow. In return for her devotion, she is only given loneliness. Please, let her leave this world. That's enough. !SatokoRika! Complete - When They Cry - Higurashi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-26-07 - Published: 12-26-07 4. Hinamizawa Syndrome: Kira Strikes Again? » reviews
[HigurashixDN Crossover] Hinamizawa's mysterious chain of murders have made TV around the world. When L is contacted by two desperate police officers, can he help them crack the case, or will he finally be defeated by the paranormal? Death Note - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-14-07 - Published: 11-29-07 5. So Damned Emo: Something About Megumi Hanajima! » reviews
Welcome to the first 'M' rated Megumi fic, EVER! It's basically the same as the other 'Inside The Mind Of...' stories I've written, but it's with Megumi. It's also a sick tribute to all the characters who don't get mentioned much. Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 6-27-07 6. Down With The Sickness reviews
[Devi vs Sickness] Madness is the gift that has been given to me. Complete - Jhonen Vasquez - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-29-07 - Published: 11-29-07 7. Disturbia » reviews
[STALKER!Keiichi. AU.] Try and blend with the walls so you won't be seen. My love, you smell so good. No wonder I'm following you home. When They Cry - Higurashi - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-29-07 - Published: 11-25-07 8. Puddle Jumper reviews
[For HanaTohruShipperMorgan] It's raining. The curse has been lifted, and Kyo wants to know what it feels like to have the cool, wet droplets on his back and enjoy it. Hijinx occur. Yuki gets mud to the face. C'mon, that HAS to be funny. [slight Kyoru] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 11-28-07 9. That's A Lie! » reviews
A series of outrageous untruths formed by people jumping to the wrong conclusions and under estimating the power of rational, logical thinking. Were Yuki and Kyo REALLY doing it? Did Haru REALLY kill Rin? Will YOU fall prey to these people's presumtions? Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 9-3-07 10. Bodily Fluids reviews
[Oneshot] “Not fond of those bodily fluids, are you, Nny?” Mr. Eff snorted as Johnny cringed. How did they keep sneaking up on him like that? “No wonder you’re still a virgin.” Complete - Jhonen Vasquez - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-15-07 - Published: 11-15-07 11. Theories Shattered reviews
In the end, our 'tragic fate' was merely Takano with a hand gun. [Rika] Complete - When They Cry - Higurashi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07 12. My Brother's Insane Story » reviews
A craptacula series of oneshots by my brother. Has songfics, Yuki being eaten by a gorilla, poems, random stories... it's all good. You will laugh. [[NOTE: Good stuff starts at chapter five. LATEST: Meet the Sohma's, A Poem]] Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 4-27-06 13. A Night in the Life of Kyo’s Lower Half » reviews
He could have sworn it was a conspiracy. Things hitting him on the head, constant 'surprises' in the pants... it was like everything and everyone was out to get him. Everything, except his untamed crotch, which is seemingly out to get Tohru... [Kyoru] Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-18-07 - Published: 10-14-07 14. The Story Never Lies » reviews
Tohru discovers something that leaves the Sohma family in ruins. With Yuki's pink hair and Kyo's drool puddles, the family is left with one option. Request help from a complete nutter or suffer a lifetime of stunt doubling at parties... in the futuuuuure! Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 10-17-07 - Published: 11-26-06 15. Paranoia, Paranoia reviews
They taped over your mouth and scribbled out the truth with their lies. [Keiichi] Complete - When They Cry - Higurashi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 10-16-07 16. Fear reviews
I refuse to do the bidding of a myth! Of a lie! Of a superstition! You're all in my head! [Rika] Complete - When They Cry - Higurashi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-29-07 17. The Sohman Food Chain » reviews
The food chain, but with the species of animals that the Sohma's are cursed by. Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-12-07 - Published: 10-2-06 18. Not So Hetrosexual: Inside Haru's Sick, Pervy Mind » reviews
Haru Sohma isn't all what he's cracked up to be. While he's not cracking up on crack, doing sleazy babes and babbling stuff that makes no sense, what does this cow really think? Read to find out! Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 9-10-07 - Published: 8-13-06 19. It's Alright To Cry, Kid reviews
[Kyo&Kyoko fluff] ‘Bad’ in general just didn’t give justice to the terrible, down right horrid time he’d suffered for the morning's waking existence. Twelve, miserable hours he’d wasted breathing that pungent, depressing air. [‘So, how was the funeral?’] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 9-3-07 20. Reverse This Curse reviews
[SONGFIC] It'd always been an aspect of the Sohma family to carry the burdens, the emotional chains, barriers, walls, what ever word you wish to use. The same burdens as the previous generation did, the previously unlucky thirteen and their 'God'. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07 21. Ara Koyashi! » reviews
[COMPLETELY REWRITTEN] After being caught kissing in the bathroom, Haru and Hiro set off a chain of advents that will change their love lives forever! Will they be able to swerve around the obstacles, or will they crash and burn? Wait and see! Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 6-15-06 22. INCEST: The Sohma Family Motto reviews
[You wouldn't find incest wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine!] When a whole family has to resort to incest to relieve sexual tension, what else can you do but laugh at the weird kids that pop out? [Sohma Family Centeric] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 7-18-07 23. 20 Bleats to Silence the Lamb reviews
[CHALLENGE FIC] Hiro transforms accidentally after bumping into Tohru. Realising he can no longer speak English, Hiro goes into a panicked frenzy of head butting Kyo's feet and yelling [or rather, bleating] abuse. Hoorah! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 7-15-07 24. Sohma of Suburbia » reviews
This is a five chapter long songfic featuring Kyo and the five chapters of 'Jesus of Suburbia'. Follows Kyo's life through the eyes of an innocent bystander who he never took the time to get to know. Better than it sounds. Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-14-07 - Published: 7-9-07 25. Today I'm Going To Die reviews
The ambulance. Oxygen mask. Needle. And I understood. I was going to die in this body, and it would be so simple! Like a billion other mortals, I was going to die. And what little mercy I was given! [Kyo Death Fic] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-13-07 - Published: 7-13-07 26. Daycare Dreads! reviews
[Sequel to 'Preschool Daze'] Our infamously famous trio are now in daycare together, annoying carers, getting lost and being attacked by rabid animals! What strange things, or people, will they encounter this time around? Read and find out! Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-4-07 - Published: 7-4-07 27. Don't Eat That, Tohru! » reviews
Tohru has been stressed out lately. Very stressed out. Eating washing powder, forgetting people she knows and going crazy are all side affects from this. So Hatori says she better go on a holiday. Crazy stuff happens! Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,537 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 6-29-07 - Published: 6-26-06 28. Tohru Poop Brains: Boycotted Innocence » reviews
Tohru a perverted little scum bag? Who would have thought! Oh, it's just terrible. I bet you can't go another minute without reading how she turns into a pervo, a Nymph and a moron, all in the one week! [COMPLETED] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,214 - Reviews: 157 - Updated: 5-11-07 - Published: 6-4-06 29. Captain Planet and the Furubateers! » reviews
Remember that old kids show 'Captain Planet and the Planeteers' Well, this is an action packed fanfic based off that, but with all your favourite FB characters! Features Kazuma as Captain Planet and Akito as the evil guy! Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-14-07 - Published: 12-17-06 30. Dukoro's 100th Story Celebration! reviews
[DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. BEWARE.] It's Christmas in the Sohma House, and with nutty visitors, an insane authoress [who's celebrating 100 stories today] and random presents, what could possibly go right? Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06 31. Machi Goes to Prison reviews
[With Gee 'N' Mikey Way and Kureno goodness!] Ever wondered what it would be like if Machi went to prison? If Kyo was there too, but he got kicked out the window? If Momiji was a fly and got squished? If Mikey Way was a car sales men? Q's are A'ed here! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-21-06 - Published: 12-21-06 32. Shiggy's Schedule » reviews
Mit is tired of Shiggy not doing his manuscript, so she asks Kyo to help her get it finished. Kyo is pleased so he makes Shiggy a proposal he just can't refuse! But Yuki is standing in the way! No Yaoi, guys. Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 11-29-06 - Published: 8-1-06 33. Join the Black Parade reviews
Kyaa! I love this song. So I did a random Akito drabble thingy about it. It's not exactly angsty. She's just talking about her father heaps. [Woo.] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-11-06 - Published: 11-11-06 34. Your Words Are Deadly Weapons reviews
Bleh! It's another songfic. All it really is, is some random Kyo angsting with the song 'Secrets Don't Make Friends'. Yup, yup! Features Kyo and Yuki. No Yaoi. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-11-06 - Published: 11-11-06 35. Tongue Tied and Oh So Squirmish reviews
Marriage. She couldn't, no, WOULDN'T do it. [Yukiru.] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-10-06 - Published: 11-10-06 36. She Gave Us Two Shots To The Back Of The Head reviews
And never again, and never again, she gave us two shots to the back of the head and we're both dead now. [Kyoru.] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-10-06 - Published: 11-10-06 37. Operation: Death Trap Kidnap! » reviews
[Sequel to Sohma's VS Parallels] The Parallels are back! But now, even with Tohru involved in their secret plan, will they succeed in replacing the real Sohma's with themselves? Why is Momegee so interested in Kyo? Can Tohru save really save them? Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 7-16-06 38. Emergency reviews
Tohru's been sick and told no one. Now it's gonna cost her. [Songfic.] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-6-06 - Published: 11-6-06 39. Bloody Valentine reviews
He never wanted it to end this way. But Yuki was standing in his way. [One sided Kyoru. Yukiru.] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-6-06 - Published: 11-6-06 40. Kyo's Magical Chainsaw reviews
Bleh! Kyo has a chainsaw. It's magical. He kills some peoples. Makes Tohru's babies. Has a skitz attack. Yeah. Just some random thingy. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-3-06 - Published: 11-3-06 41. Another Story That'll Make Your IQ Drop reviews
Thought you couldn't get any dumber, thanks to last time? Man. Weren't you wrong! Insanity, hoods and bad childhood memories flood this story as well as Kisa rape! Muhaha! [WTF.] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-3-06 - Published: 11-3-06 42. Shiggy Wiggle the Wiggle Man reviews
Yun garfunkled. Kyo chimed in. Tohru told her toe but it didn't care. What an insane day it's going to be for Shiggy Wiggle... Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 10-31-06 43. Cos I'm Mr Brightside reviews
Never make someone your all, for when they’re gone, you’ve got nothing. [Kagura Angst.] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 10-30-06 44. Dear Kyo Sohma reviews
[Sequel of Dear Tohru Honda] Tohru is bored with homework. So she replies. [Kyoru] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-28-06 - Published: 10-28-06 45. Dear Tohru Honda reviews
Kyo is bored, so he writes Tohru a love letter. [Kyoru] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-23-06 46. What's In The Box? reviews
All this time, she’d been living off a false hope... [Akito and Ren] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-20-06 - Published: 10-20-06 47. Like a Guy » reviews
Most of the people on fanfic are girls, right? So, I wrote this STORY [yes, I'm continuing it.] in a way that describes I'm a guy. You will laugh. You will say, 'WTF'. You. Will. Be. A. Guy. Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 10-6-06 - Published: 5-26-06 48. A Bad Nights Dream reviews
[TRUE STORY] I had this dream, yo. I want you to read it, so you can share some of my insanity. Doode. It has Ren. And Kyo. And Haru and Rin. And Akito. LOVE IT. [Yay.] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-29-06 49. Kisa's Developing Boob reviews
This story is a breastwarming tale about a girl who was abandoned by all, because of her boob size. Taking herself on an adventure, she gets more than her, or Hiro’s, pants could ever bargain for! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-21-06 - Published: 9-21-06 50. Dukoro and The Kyo Shirt in The Drug Shop reviews
On Dukoro's holiday, she finds something so awesome, she can barely breathe. Everything seemed perfect. So why does she leave angst ridden and depressed? [TRUE STORY] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-18-06 - Published: 9-18-06 51. Cooked Up Kureno: The Tales of a Chicken Drumstick » reviews
Kureno transforms in the street and endures being trampled, mangled and being turned into a crispy, chicken drumstick! Will he ever be able to collect all his body bits and transform back, or will he cluck his last breath? Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 9-5-06 52. I'm Sorry, Mumma reviews
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have. [Songfic about Kyo] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-9-06 - Published: 9-9-06 53. Kyo Tells Us Why Dukoro Hasn't Been Updating reviews
URGENT: Yep! Very important that my readers and fans read this. It might shock you. It might make you sad. But it's important that you read it. Not exactly a story, but sort of. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-3-06 - Published: 9-3-06 54. Umbrella Related Sins reviews
Yuki invites Machi around for dinner. It's his loss! Lots of Machi bashing, Kyo killing, Hatori teasing and Yuki angsting. [For Kawatta, by Kakuri] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-26-06 - Published: 8-26-06 55. Ritsu's Drunken Ghost Buster Experience reviews
[By Kakuri for Cherry] Ritsu wasn't exactly a pleasant man, with all that apologising. So one day, Akito decided to send him to a camp. Not just ANY camp. Space Camp Gasp Sama In The Wrong Story Desu. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-25-06 - Published: 8-25-06 56. Haru's Hangover Caused Misadventure reviews
[By Kakuri, 4 Koikitten] A drunk Haru uses Akito's master key to annoy Kisa the Gangsta. But little does he know, Kisa and Rin are planning his eventual death. Will he become sober before it's too late? Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-22-06 - Published: 8-22-06 57. Fatty Fatty Ren and The Weight Fairy reviews
[By Kakuri] Ren sighed as she walked into the bathroom. She knew she was getting fat. She just didn’t know how much. Which why she weighed herself. [For Angel] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-21-06 - Published: 8-21-06 58. I Think I'm a Clone Now reviews
Side story to 'Operation: Death Trap Kidnap'. Kyo didn't much like having a cloned twin by his side day and night. But at least he had someone to talk to. Yay! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-20-06 - Published: 8-20-06 59. Waiting for Him reviews
[By Kakuri] She could still remember the first time he came into the store. He'd dropped everything he owned onto the floor. Kureno... Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-19-06 - Published: 8-19-06 60. Lap Dances Are Better When The Stripper Is Crying reviews
[Songfic] It had been a while. 365 had come and passed. But now he's had enough. He wants to park the beef bus in tuna town, if ya know what I mean. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-19-06 - Published: 8-19-06 61. Meow Woof Pervy Boy: Behind the BAKA NEKO » reviews
Eww, Kyo! You're a pervert, pervert! Read as Kyo travels around the 'world' in search for rape victims, teases Hatori and rambles on about anything that comes to his perverted mind... [COMPLETE][REWRITTEN] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,806 - Reviews: 213 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 5-29-06 62. Just a Cheap Version of Goth reviews
[Songfic] Kyo's definately the role model for emo kid magazine. He's sure of it too. Tacos, diaries and bright lights. Interestingly funny. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06 63. God Complex reviews
Akito explains to Kureno all the things she think she can do as God. Not really funny. Quite sad, actually. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-8-06 64. Hiroshima Happened reviews
Ayame forces Hatori into going to a cultural festival with him, in order to eat pickles and watch third years get blown up. Then, there was the lollies. Randomness! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-5-06 - Published: 8-5-06 65. We're Very Lucky reviews
A certain someone explains the importance of the Hiroshima ceremonies held in Japan and why she think everyone should go. But will this be enough to entice a certain Mr. Kitty to go with her? Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-5-06 - Published: 8-5-06 66. Preschool Daze! » reviews
Kyo, Tohru and Yuki have just enrolled at the same preschool! Insanity ensures and the three meet for the first time, fight with thier parents and deal with crazy teachers! Better than the summary. [COMPLETED AND WITH SEQUEL] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 8-4-06 - Published: 5-10-06 67. Whimsical Rin and the PMS Curse reviews
Rin is desperate to break her down right awful curse so her on again, off again boyfriend, Haru, doesn't leave her for someone less cursed. Ren attempts to help, but fails. How sad. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 8-1-06 68. She's Still Preoccupied reviews
[SONGFIC] I decided to rewrite the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup and turn it into a song that could relate to Tohru and her every day life. Kind of hard to throw in a story with it, but yeah. Go me. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-31-06 - Published: 7-31-06 69. It's Still Raining Outside » reviews
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to see! [COMPLETE] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-28-06 - Published: 7-27-06 70. What Are You, Chicken? reviews
[By Kakuri] Uo takes Kureno on a trip to a stream. On refusal to swim, Uo suprises Kureno with a question that can only make him smile. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-27-06 - Published: 7-27-06 71. Stubs reviews
Yuki, being the perfect boy he is, is shocked when he finds small, furry stubs on his face! Oh dear Akito, what ever shall he do? He'll ask Shigure, that's what! Teehee. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 7-25-06 72. Learn to Count to 10, Sohma Style! reviews
Or should I say, Honda Style? Tohru teaches us all how to count to ten in Japanese, in a witty and cunning story which includes Tohru bashing, innuendo's and Kyo being a sicko. Yay! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-18-06 - Published: 7-18-06 73. The Super Adventures of Mr Man and Sidekick Bob » reviews
Mr. Man and Sidekick Bob enemies by day, insane super hero buddies by night! Follow the insanity as they attempt to save the world, in a way only they can. A Kyo and Yuki fic. NO YOAI. [Completed] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,132 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 5-2-06 74. Friends, Fics and Fun Stuff » reviews
A heap of challenge fics from my friends I decided to turn into a random and angsty series. Oneshots vary from genre to genre, so take a look. LATEST: [That's A Lie!] Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-16-06 - Published: 7-4-06 75. She's The Cutest Girl in the World reviews
[Kyo&Kyoko drabble] 'She’s the cutest girl in the world,' A woman proclaimed cheerfully, her golden hair wafting in the humid, airless breeze. 'You have to meet her some day.' Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-15-06 - Published: 7-15-06 76. 9 Out of 10 Psychopaths Agree This Story is Insane reviews
What's there to say? Shigure becomes a bomb that blows up. Kagura and Kisa go to Mars. Kyo and Yuki get sucked into a TV and don't realise it. So random I can't describe it! You have been warned! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 7-14-06 - Published: 7-14-06 77. Tohru's Stupid Dance reviews
[Look Yuki, at my dance! Isn't it great?] Tohru does a stupid dance to try and impress Prince Yuki into going to the school prom with her. Yuki doesn't much care for dancing though... [Onesided Implied Yukiru] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 7-13-06 78. Kyo's Damn iPod RETURNS! reviews
That's right! But, in order to watch his porno, he must help a young girl trapped inside, called iLeena, find her brother iMax! Can he rescue iLeena before he finds out her secret? Can he resurrect Shiggy? Will he EVER be able to watch his porno? Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 7-13-06 79. It's Not Safe to Play With Soda! reviews
[For Saa] One lazy afternoon, when a few friends are bored, two super hero's from opposite sides of the world come to the sodarific rescue! Will true love be formed? Who will win in the game of Soda? [Implied Kyoru] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 7-13-06 80. A Few Pleasent Tales Featuring The Sowmo's » reviews
My Grandmother has no sense on what goes on in the Sohma household, so I wrote this little fic about how FB would be like if my Grandma was writing it. My first attempt at something so... formal. Viva la gaspos! [COMPLETED] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-12-06 - Published: 6-12-06 81. Kyo's Damn iPod reviews
After going through quizzical Hell from Shiggy, Kyo goes and buys himself the latest of iPods. Finding that only works for Yuki, Kyo gets sad and cries. Until Tohru becoms mentally scarred! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-9-06 - Published: 7-9-06 82. The Sohma's VS The Parallel's » reviews
What the hell? The Sohma's all have evil, evil twins? What's going on here? As the Sohma's meet thier twins, they discover a secret about them. A secret that's going the make their lives a hell of a lot harder, if they survive it all! [COMPLETE!] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,127 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 6-2-06 83. Oh, The Joys of a Premature Death! reviews
Kyo dies and gets given to Akito as a fully functional birthday present. Yuki hits a deer and Tohru looks into why she can't close a god damn door. Everyone celebrates, when Kyo's on his death bed! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 7-7-06 84. Heed the Omen » reviews
[AU] He rises from the eternal sea, creating armies on either shore. He turns man against his brother, till man exists no more. He's not some adverage kid. He's the son of the Devil. His day will come. Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-1-06 - Published: 6-14-06 85. Cars reviews
Being named after cars isn't easy for the poor friends, Tohru Honda and Isuzu Sohma. So one day, they go on a rampage to FUNimation studio's, to get their names put to something less 'off road'. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-30-06 - Published: 6-30-06 86. Dukoro Chan's Japanese Language Story Desu! » reviews
Dukoro chan isn't a fan of stories which have Japanese words in them. So you know what she did? She wrote one of her own, so she could become a hypocrite sama! You will laugh desu. [Yay kun!] Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 6-26-06 - Published: 5-31-06 87. A Story That'll Make Your IQ Drop reviews
I wrote this for all you 'Gangsta 1337' speakers out there. This story is written almost 90 percent in that language for you all. Feel like becoming a total idget, as Haru would say? Read this. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-17-06 - Published: 6-17-06 88. Fruitymon! reviews
Kind of a crossover of Pokemon and FB. Two children meet in the street with their Fruitymon and bay. Who will prevail in the war of the Fruitymon? Will it be Dukoro and her Kyo? Or Kawatta and her Shigure? Not as stupid as it sounds. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-17-06 - Published: 6-17-06 89. Da Random & Angsty Adventures of Spiffy McSpiffers » reviews
It seems after the amount of hot days Japan has had recently, Akito has gone insane! Spiffy Jane Mary Akito McSpiffters, God of Cheesypoofs and the 13 Zodiac If you include Kyo, is on the loose and she isn't afraid to use herself! [COMPLETE] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 5-22-06 90. Yuki's Mind Brand CNN Type News Show » reviews
It's a new show hosted by Yuki Sohma. Hear all the latest news straight from the damn rats mouth! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-15-06 - Published: 4-29-06 91. Inside the Sick Mind of: YUKI SOHMA » reviews
Yuki, you filthy, filthy man! Ever wondered what Yuki is really thinking? It's all one click away in the hilarious series, featuring Yuki like you've never seen him before! [Finally COMPLETED!] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 6-13-06 - Published: 4-27-06 92. Somewhere Other Than Home reviews
Eh. Very short oneshot about Kisachan and her horrible, horrible lifestyle. Sorry for shortness, couldn't think of anything. Rawr... dedicated to Kawattanee. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-13-06 - Published: 6-13-06 93. Ducks of Randomness reviews
Inspired by a random chat with two friends, this fic makes no sense and has topics flying around the place like a sausage in the breeze. Very, VERY random. Kyo, Haru and Shigure are main characters. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-9-06 - Published: 6-9-06 94. Pervert reviews
A songfic featuring who else but... Shigure! Yay! Rated T because everyone knows how Shigure is, 'specially when I write about him. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-6-06 - Published: 6-6-06 95. Taking Back What's Ours reviews
Momiji wants his family to live happily ever after. He grants his own wish, by taking as many lives as it takes for his dreams to come true. Another attempt at angst and horror. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06 96. Day of the Dead reviews
First attempt at writing REAL angst and horror. It features Kyo's cursed day of the year, and what better than 666? Who will the the next to fall under his curse? Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06 97. Kawatta and Dukoro's Adventure in the Alley! reviews
Kawatta and Dukoro find their three favourite characters from FB in an alley. They stare randomly, laugh randomly and speak randomly. What a random story. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06 98. Hatori and Ayame Reveal SECRETS! reviews
A oneshot, featuring Hatori and Ayame. Ayame decides to rant for a while about pickles and dancing chopsticks. Then Hatori and Ayame reveal some secrets. Kyo and Yuki get killed. Everyone dances. Funny. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-4-06 - Published: 6-4-06 99. Cat Dance » reviews
The school prom is coming up soon and Kyo has been asked by Tohru to go with her. There's only one problem. He can't dance! As Kyo battles out the task of learning how to dance, he learns alot more. A story about love, life and... DANCING! [Completed] Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 4-29-06 100. A Misinterpreted Escapade of Randomness » reviews
Shigure's house has a habit of slipping into a warped world of insanity, where an indescribable force pulls his home into a spiral of randomness. How do the inhabitants take it? Quite randomly, I presume! FUNNY! [On Haitus] Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 6-2-06 - Published: 5-26-06 101. Puff the Tragic Dragon reviews
Hatori. You all know him to be strict, cold and rational. Well, maybe now you will think twice when you speak about this seahorse dude nicely... Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-24-06 102. Speaking with a Blush reviews
Yukiru centric fic. Yuki and Tohru are talking, but when Tohru accidentally says Yuki's set off word, well, funny stuff happens. Ack, I'm as bad at writing summaries for Yukiru fics as I am writing them... Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-24-06 103. The Prince, Badminton and Eye Sores reviews
Yuki and Tohru decide to go for a nice game of badminton early one morning, but turns from nice to painful as Yuki gets mauled by a shuttle and Tohru begins to cry. Not as insane as it sounds. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-24-06 - Published: 5-24-06 104. I wish I had an Angel reviews
A KyoxTohru centric songfic, featuring my favourite song. Personally, I think this is the best songfic I have done so far. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-22-06 - Published: 5-22-06 105. I'm Blue reviews
Yo, listen up! Here's the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is blue like him, inside and outside... he's blue. Very blue. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 5-20-06 106. Something Old, New, Borrowed and Blue reviews
Wedding bliss is here as Saki is planning for her wedding! But it seems that she has forgotten the old tale when it comes to marriage... Very cute and funny! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 5-19-06 - Published: 5-19-06 107. I don't speak the language! reviews
Ayame has gone to enroll for an English speaking course, as he can't speak it. But, a form of 'terror' insues, as his teacher and himself try to understand each other. Maybe funny to some. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-17-06 - Published: 5-17-06 108. Pimped Away reviews
Kyo has been pimped away to Stephanie and her bestfriend Zoe! Kyo must indure insanity and randomness as the trio bash Yuki, go ice skating and sit on the curb. But in the end, who does Kyo propose to? Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-17-06 - Published: 5-17-06 109. Please Don't Feed the Animals reviews
Tohru and the Sohma's go to the zoo on a snowy day in Winter. But all does not go to plan as the Sohma's get followed, attacked and mauled by their animal counterparts! Very funny and cute. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-17-06 - Published: 5-17-06 110. Kyo and Yuki go Buy a CD reviews
Yep. It is called, Angst Parade. But along the way, they confront alot of random stuff. Wow, can't write a summary for this thing. It's funny, that's all I know! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-15-06 - Published: 5-15-06 111. Spiffy McSpiffters & the Giant Cheesypoof of Luck reviews
Akito gets a bit delusional from the sun and thinks she is Spiffy McSpiffters, God of Cheesypoofs! She goes off on a random adventure to China to obtain the giant, orange, cheesypoof of luck. But what obstacles lie ahead? Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-14-06 - Published: 5-14-06 112. The Origin of Mr Man and Sidekick Bob reviews
Ever wondered how it all happened? How two plain, boring cousins suddenly become sexy, smart super hero's with fake id's? Well... now you can find out. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06 113. Kyo's Bad Deed and the Random Investigation reviews
Title explains all. Kyo does a very bad deed, which shocks everyone. But no one knows it was him! So, Tohru and Yuki must conduct a random investigation to prove Kyo's guiltiness! But will Kyo's guilt get the better of him? Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06 114. Everything is Alright reviews
A songfic featuring my favourite FB charrie, Kyo! Uh huh. The words of the song match him quite well, I think. Only my second attempt at a songfic, using an actual song this time. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 5-7-06 115. Come With Me Friday, Don't Say Maybe reviews
Tohru wants to ask Yuki something, but she can't seem to get the words out. A sweet, little Yukiru oneshot, dedicated to all my fans who like the pairing. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-5-06 - Published: 5-5-06 116. When You're Big reviews
Remember that song from Land Before Time? I turned it into a FB songfic! Yay! Very cute, with all your favourite kiddie past times from Fruits Basket. How special. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-5-06 - Published: 5-5-06 117. Crotch Stuffing reviews
A short drabble featuring Akito, Hatori, and thier daily routine before Akito is willing to go outdoors. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-1-06 - Published: 5-1-06 118. Golf Clubs and Knocks to the Head reviews
Ritsu comes for a visit and has a present for Shigure, which will definately come in handy... Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 4-29-06 119. Breasts, Oh Wonderful, Breasts! reviews
Naughty Shigure and his thoughts on what makes woman great. They're boobs! Rating for the breast bouncing goodness and the pervertedness of our favourite dog. Funny! Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-27-06 - Published: 4-27-06 120. Who Cares of the Abandoned Foal? reviews
A drabble featuring Rin Sohma and her feeling about everything. Just something random. Rated T for her swearing. A tiny speckle of angst. Nothing heart wrenching. Complete - Fruits Basket - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-26-06 - Published: 4-26-06 |
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