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Author has written 28 stories for Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: TBJ, Hollyoaks, Blue Crush, NCIS, Bad Girls, X-Files, Afterlife, Alice in Wonderland, Addams Family, Long Kiss Goodnight, and Blood Ties. Foreword - This profile is kinda old. This account is pretty much dormant (compared to how dedicated I used to be), except for the odd review and maybe some fic when I'm feeling hyperactive. FF.net is not a site I like very much, due to the fucked up hits to reviews ratio and the HUGE number of crappy fics here (though I have come across a gem or two, so hope springs eternal!). If you're really interested in well organised and generally higher quality fic, go check out the Livejournal communities for your fandom or google for other archives. Just a hint. Having said that, don't let it stop you sending me a message. I'm a friendly kind of cynic. Hi. I'm Jane (on this website, anyway). I write a hell of a lot of femslash and the occasional het piece. Those ones tend to be a bit violent and strange so watch out. I'm a walking cliché. There are very few recent fics here but go have a crack at my older ones. They aren't the worst things in the world but they were written by a fandom struck 15 year old - you have been warned. To some people that IS the worst thing in the world (including me, actually, but at least mine are backed up by a smidge of literary awareness) My more recent ones are much better, if only by comparison. My first fic here... such garbage, really. There are a couple on here that I frequently feel the urge to delete (and they're the ones that get the most hits, life is unfair) but censoring your back catalogue is lame. I wish people would stop favouriting those ones, though. Favourite something reasonable, go on! You might like it. I love my little Spiders on Skin kiddies - thank you for being over double the number that fav'd Spice! You give me hope! Most of my stuff is Law & Order: Trial By Jury fic but there have been more fandoms thrown in over the past few years. God, this profile sounds painfully boring, doesn't it? I apologise. Have a list of my semi-current fandoms and pairings. Asterisked ones are flavour of the month, year rly, double awesome bonus points for writing something in these (and letting me know about it). This is kind of a past pairing archive, apart from The Matrix, Skins and The Worst Witch. 30 Rock - Liz/Gretchen, Liz/Jack (but shh, don't tell anyone - just for watching, not for writing) The Addams Family (movies) - Gomez/Morticia (go cross Morticia with someone fun, go on - it's quite easy! I mean, I've done it. As long as they're pretty...) Afterlife - Barb/Jude, Barb/Alison, Barb/Robert (IF well done...) Barb/Robert/Jude (oh, the angst) Barb/Robert/Alison (?) anything with Barb! Bad Girls - Pat/Lou, Karen/Lou, Francis/Natalie, Francis/Lou, Karen/Helen, Karen/Nikki, Nikki/Helen (OBVIOUSLY but you know, it's a bit overdone) The Bill - Sam/Jo, Sam/Phil, Jo/Grace, Sam/Grace, Jo/Nancy Randall (Mandana Jones, Too Hot To Handle arc), Jo/Naomi Banks, Juliet/Jo, Debbie/Juliet, Kate/Mickey, and really Kate Spears/Everyone (and maybe Sam/Banksy, cos he's pretty and taken) OH and Stevie/Smithy but that's really more for watching than writing (it's cute but not worth imagining) Bloodrayne - Rayne/Katarin Blood Ties - Vicki/Henry, Mike/Henry, Mike/Vicki/Henry, evil!Vicki/Henry Blue Crush - Eden (crossovers, y/y?) Bones - Cam/Booth, Cam/Brennan, Annie Oakley/Everyone The Chronicles of Riddick - Eve/Riddick Doctor Who - Anything hot and plausible! Well, reasonably plausible. Ten in my favourite Doctor. See if you can work Prof. River Song in. Alex Kingston is pretty. Firefly/Serenity - Zoe/Everyone, Nandi/Everyone, River... depending Gossip Girl - Lily/Chuck (AND I MAKE NO APOLOGIES!) Grey's Anatomy - Callie/Erica, Teddy/Hunt, Addison/Everyone (we're ignoring Private Practice because... oh god, no) Hollyoaks: In The City - Stella/Everyone House - Cuddy/13, House/Cuddy, Cuddy/Cameron (after a fashion... none of this wimpy!Cameron crap. How about MARRIED!Cameron, that'd be fun!) L&O: SVU - Pretty much just for watching. I have become disillusioned with SVU fic. Oh but Casey/Liz... quite special. And maybe some A/O, considering the S10 casting developments. But ha, I take that back. Lame way to write her out, guys. But I guess it's better than another shooting. The Long Kiss Goodnight - Charly Baltimore (crosssoversssss) Lost - Ana-Lucia/Kate, Kate/Juliet, Ana-Lucia/Juliet The L Word - Shane (in general - I like her paired up with people sekritly and angstily. And she'd be fun to cross), Shane/Helena, HELENA/MARYBETH! The Matrix* - Neo/Trinity (quality sensitive pairing), Trinity/Pretty much anyone... and OH, Trinity/Persephone* (WHY DOES THIS BARELY EXIST? SURELY THE MOST OBVIOUS PAIRING OF PERFECTION AND GORGEOUSNESS!!!!!! I BEG YOU, WRITE THIS!) Men in Trees - Marin/Jane, Theresa/Jane, Theresa/Marin, maybe even Theresa/Sarah (Theresa is awesome) Monarch of the Glen - Archie/Stella, Stella/Lexie NCIS - Ziva/Jenny, Ziva/Abby (if I'm honest, Ziva/Everyone but those two are my favourites edit: SCRATCH THAT, Abby is an emotionally stunted little meanie... Ziva/Gibbs!!) Nikki & Nora - Nikki/Nora Skins - Effy (not sure about pairings, I don't see her with the new crew too much. Possibly crossover? But just Effy fic could be good, with the right author. Shed some light on the enigma) Torchwood - Jack/Gwen Wire in the Blood - Carol/Tony, Alex/Tony, Carol/Alex, Alex/Paula The Worst Witch - HB/Drill* (such an awkward pairing - don't know whether it should be that or Constance/Imogen, which sounds way formal and also strange... I could be persuaded to pairing HB with others, if it's well written and in character... and most likely femslash) The X-Files - Mulder/Scully, Scully/Doggett, Scully/Reyes, Scully/Skinner (look, M/S is OTP for the win but I love Scully, and Mulder has a tendency to irritate me with hang ups and general knobbishness so I pair her with others... as long as it's good. And okay, I really do love Mulder) Bonus crossover pairings - L Word/The Bill - Helena/Jo, Worst Witch/HP - Constance/Bellatrix, Hollyoaks: ITC/The Bill - Stella/Jo, Afterlife/The Commander - Barb/Clare I am a huge crossover whore. Especially with anything Michelle Rodriguez is in (I tend to find it hard to pair her with who she's actually... with) and also Charly Baltimore. She's great to cross - just send her to kill someone. Crossovers are the way to my heart, along with unwritten/little known pairings. You know what would be awesome? Trinity/HB crossover, Matrix/Worst Witch. Lots of black slinky clothes and crazy Matrix fighting and magic. Please someone write this! I mean, I'm down with anything Trinity but femslash can be so much fun. Edit: Aha! We now have Crossovers as its own... well, its whole own thing! Awesome, right? So the following isn't actually necessary, I'm just including it because it's nostalgic for the old days of FF.net and I like to give crossovers attention. Particularly of the femslash variety, if you're an LJ person :) Important - Crossover Listings Love Your Way - L&O: SVU x L&O: Trial By Jury Meaning : Mine and Yours - L&O: SVU x L&O: Trial By Jury Spiders on Skin (Blood, Sugar, Coal) - The Addams Family x NCIS Fit Up - The Long Kiss Goodnight x Bad Girls Gold, Fire, Ice - Blood Ties x The X-Files Email me any questions/requests/queries etc here | |||||||
1. Mystery, ancient and modern, with Seaography reviewsThe mock turtle is a curious creature. To be something yourself, but that an imitation of another, what does it mean to be oneself? slight Alice AU :: Review please!Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-4-10 - Mock Turtle - Complete2. The Beginning and The End reviewsSet during 2.03, 'Lullaby'. After Robert arrives home, post doctor's appointment. Missing scene, or 'what should have happened'. B/R :: SMUT :: angst, ahoy! :: Review please!Afterlife - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-12-09 - Barbara S. & Robert B. - Complete3. The House of Pain reviewsSet during 1.04, 'Misdirection'. A different scene ending to the one in the carpark with Barb and Robert. B/R :: teenytiny double drabble .5 :: author intoxicated on meds and booze :: Review please!Afterlife - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-8-09 - Barbara S. & Robert B. - Complete4. Gold, Fire, Ice » reviewsBlood Ties/The X-Files x-over. Vicki's tracking a demon and gains a couple of mysterious American allies. When has a little mystery ever put Vicki Nelson off? Post-Wrapped in BT, around S3 in XF :: slight timeline AU :: femslash :: V/S :: Review please!Crossover - X-Files & Blood Ties - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-9-09 - D. Scully & Vicki N.5. Fit Up reviewsBad Girls/The Long Kiss Goodnight x-over. Karen's about to nail Jim to the wall. Enter Charly Baltimore. Set during BG S05E13, after the fight in Karen's office. Femslash :: Swearing :: possible crack/semi-AU :: K/C. Review Please!Crossover - Bad Girls & Long Kiss Goodnight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-09 - Karen B. - Complete6. What To Do In A Crisis reviewsThis is to make up for the BG writers not following up on Pat/Lou. Fic owned by the delightful sparklebunny. Set just after 8.01 or thereabouts :: femslash :: P/L :: Review please!Bad Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-08 - Pat K. & Lou S. - Complete7. The First Time reviewsSet in 1.01, Them or Us. Missing scene between when Helen visits Nikki in segregation and when Nikki's clothes have been returned. Mild violence :: pre-femslash :: H/N :: Review please!Bad Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-21-08 - Nikki W. & Helen S. - Complete8. Spiders on Skin :: Blood, Sugar, Coal reviewsThe Addams Family/NCIS x-over :: Abby's services as a babysitter are required at the Addams household. What an extraordinary fit... in more ways than one. Some violence, blood play :: femslash :: M/A :: Review please!Crossover - NCIS & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-21-08 - Abby S. & Morticia A. - Complete9. Fear and Love and Chance reviewsWhen there aren't any waves, you make your own. Eden and Anne Marie out on the water. Set pre-movie :: femslash :: E/AM :: Review please!Blue Crush - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-12-08 - Anne Marie C. & Eden - Complete10. Spice reviewsCops and Lawyers hold their coffee very dear to their hearts. Do not mess with Alex Cabot's coffee. Set either pre- or post-Loss and Ghost :: Christmas!fic :: femslash :: A/O :: Review please!Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-12-07 - O. Benson & A. Cabot - Complete11. Blame MeHollyoaks in the City - Stella and Burton have always had a lot between them, now more so than ever. S/B :: Review please!Hollyoaks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Published: 1-20-07 - Stella G. & Burton P. - Complete12. What She Said reviewsOlivia and Alex have trouble connecting. Not a comedy. Written for a challenge at ob fangrrl and has had a name change because omfg, lol etc :: femslash :: AO :: Review Please!Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-24-06 - O. Benson & A. Cabot - Complete13. No Such Thing As Heaven :: No Such Thing As Hell » reviewsThe years of helping the helpless have betrayed them. They all do battle with it every day and night but Elliot and Casey see No Man's Land in each other's eyes. No shipping. Two versions of the story. Read Introduction to choose your poison.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-30-06 - E. Stabler & C. Novak - Complete14. Silence, A Shrill Scream reviewsKelly's not allowed to talk. Or moan. This fic is exclusively owned by Trinity and is displayed here because she likes to spread the love. Smut :: femslash :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete15. Always and Forever » reviewsKelly's behaving strangely and Tracey doesn't have any idea what's the matter. Could this mean the end of their relationship? Or something even more serious... Swearing :: femslash :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,599 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete16. One Day in the Park reviewsThe two Homicide ADAs spend their day off in the park happily, despite difficult children's puzzles and rain drops. Written for the Murphy's Law challenge at tbj ladies :: femslash :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete17. Meaning :: Mine and Yours reviewsPlaying with fire... Tracey Kibre, not yet a Homicide ADA, pushes Detective Elliot Stabler too far. Written for the Rare Pairs challenge at tbj ladies :: L&O: Trial By Jury crossover :: violence :: het!sex :: T/E :: Review please!Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-06 - E. Stabler & T. Kibre - Complete18. Birthday Girl reviewsWhen Tracey's birthday rolls around, she gets an even better present than shoes. Written for TM's birthday and she owns it :o femslash :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete19. Halloween reviewsOur favourite homicide attorneys are sharing Halloween, healthily, but Tracey has something up her sleeve. Written for the Trick or Treat challenge at tbj ladies :: femslash :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete20. Feeling The Spectrum reviewsAt the office after a win, Tracey can't help but think... if the situation was reversed... Based on Victory by Fin for the Sequels challenge at tbj ladies :: femslash :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete21. Coming Home reviewsKelly arrives home from work and greets her partner with extreme enthusiasm. Written for the Fired challenge at tbj ladies :: femslash :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete22. Watermelon Lip Gloss reviewsI never knew what you tasted like ... NonSpec drabble :: femslash :: fluffy!stupid :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete23. The Sun and The Moon reviewsYou are my sunshine, my only sunshine ... Even hard nosed attorneys need a little light in their lives. Femslash :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete24. Surprise reviewsTracey has a proposition for her work partner and, while Kelly is surprised, she finds that she rather likes Tracey's lifestyle preference... Femslash :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete25. Love Your Way reviewsTracey Kibre is a senior at Saint Jude's Preparatory School and there she meets an intriguing younger student by the name of Alex Cabot. Who does what to whom? AU :: L&O SVU crossover :: femslash :: rated for later chapters :: A/T :: Review please!Crossover - Law and Order: SVU & Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,097 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-06 - A. Cabot & T. Kibre26. Grey Day reviewsTracey Kibre is having trouble with the weather and her own thoughts. A little blonde is, as always, her sunshine. Femslash :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete27. A Day Away reviewsTracey's sick of the rain. Written for the Lyrics challenge at tbj ladies. NonSpec drabble :: femslash :: T/K :: Review please!Law and Order: TBJ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-06 - T. Kibre & K. Gaffney - Complete28. I Wish We Weren't, The Same reviewsAlex relates a traumatising event from her past and acknowledges the further link she shares with Olivia. Low level graphic violence :: femslash :: A/O :: Review if you read, please!Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-30-06 - O. Benson & A. Cabot - Complete
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