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If you OBJECT to the Harry Potter movies and are unable to discern their resemblence to the books (other then the character's names) copy and paste this into your profile.
If you cried more than twice reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile. Nothin' to be ashamed of. (in fact, I cried about fourteen times (maybe more that I can't think of): when Hedwig died, when Moody died, when Dobby died, when Fred died, when he walked into the hall and saw Tonks and Remus, when he used the Resurrection Stone, when Snape died, all throughout Snape's Pensieve, when Harry was hit with the killing curse and when Hagrid called out, when Harry was walking through the forest, After Harry comes back from the whole King's Cross thing, when McGonagall Ron Hermione and Ginny screamed, and of course, when it ended. Yes, I am pathetic. But I'm proud.)
If you think the Harry Potter movies are like a bad fanfiction story copy and paste this into your profile.
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Pirates Of The Carribean
"Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea."
"There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."
Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Elizabeth Swann:It's real!
Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.
Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.
Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you.
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals] *Alas, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...
Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Will Turner: [gestures to drawing of key] You want me to find this?
Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Norrington: I don't care for the situation. Any attempt to storm the caves could turn to an ambush.
Elizabeth Swann: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean.
Elizabeth Swann: You're despicable.
Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Elizabeth Swann: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: She goes free.
Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Jack Sparrow: Anamaria.
Barbossa: It's not possible!
Davey Jones: I wonder Sparrow can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies." --Willy Wonka
“Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.” Author Unknown
“I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.” Author Unknown
Kel: "He's a fine judge of folk, Peachblossom. Except Neal. He's prejudiced against Neal."
"When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often, I can stop laughing before they edge away and start talking about soothing drinks." -Lord Raoul
"Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello."
Kel: He says he's changed.
Slave Woman: "So were you always mad, or did it come on you when you was took?"
"The Yamanis say it's better to live with pain. You have to let it roll away like water on a Stone. That way it doesn't have any power over you."
Kaddar: "Women aren't up to the discipline of military life."
Herald: Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again."
Dom: You're alive. Most people who go five rounds with my lord can only babble about funeral plans.
Royal Courier: His Majesty said with all deliberate speed!
Raoul: We do try to eat. I go all faint if I don't get fed regularly. Only think of the disgrace to the King's Own if I fell from the saddle. Someone: But there was that time in Fanwood.
Kel: The Yamanis don't have competitions. They just beat each other half to death in training.
"Mistresses, have you ever noticed that when we disagree with a male- I hesitate to say 'man'- or find ourselves in a position over males, the first comment they make is always about our reputations or our monthlies?" -Kel
"It's as sophisticated as a blueberry." - Alanna (on seeing Aly's blue hair)
The Chamber of the Ordeal: "You again."
"That's Lalasa, Kel's maid. She sews and knows all sorts of ways to hurt you." -Owen of Jesslaw (to his first-year cousins)
Lord Wyldon: "You have been told to mind you manners, Page Nealan. I will have an apology for your insolence."
"Where's the sunny smile? The 'Hello, Neal, isn't it a wonderful day to be alive in the royal palace?' pain-in-the-bum greeting I usually get?" -Nealan of Queenscove
"I think as a human being... Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to." Alanna
Why, I'm just as true and honest as dirt. And I'm even more charming than dirt." - Aly
Alanna: "So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep."
Sarge: "Something the matter, my lamb?"
Daine: "Does your ma know you're this silly?"
"I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."
Ron and Hermione: "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
Ron: Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."
Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
Ron:"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts."
Harry: "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
Harry:(talking about his aunt and uncle) "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
Harry: "Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."
Hermione and the twins: Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
Fred and George: "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."
Fred and George: "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
Fred and George:“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”
Fred and George:"but the fact remains he (Voldemort) can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to.
The Marauder's Map: "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that(Snape) ever became a professor."
Oliver Wood: "Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first."
Don - picks up paper airplane off floor Who made this?
Larry:You know that it's considered unsolvable?
It's from someone who says she's a fan of my work on low dimensional topology. And she's a fan of my... hair.-Charlie
Charlie: Why do they want pictures of us?
Security Guard:Excuse me? What're you doing?
"Oh. Your brother goes into a dangerous confrontation with heavily armed felons, and you prepare him with a lecture on the movement of subatomic particles?"-Alan
"Larry, I'm going to give you the same advise I've given to all the geniuses I know ... don't be an idiot."-Alan
Charlie: Don't call me Chuck.
Don: What if I called you 'chuckie'?
Charlie: What if I called you 'Donald'?
Don: What if I called you 'nerd'?
Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Boy Meets World
Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly's cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
"That is the most beautiful dress I have ever seen."-Topanga
"If I told you to jump off a bridge would you?"-Shawn
"Yeah, I did that one time, remember?"-Cory
My Fair Godmother
"Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the phrases "whatever" and "no way," and they insert the word like into so many sentences that the other elves start slapping them...and for no apparent reason occasionally call out the name Edward Cullen."
"Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there."
"'One of us will just have to stay at the cottage to keep an eye on her.' ...
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
Note as of 8/30/11: As of this moment, 191 of you have favorited me, and 127 of you have put me on your author alert, thanks so much to all of you! :)
Note as of 3/25/2010: I am currently working on rewriting my story The Revenge of the Nameless Man. I can't currently read it without wincing in horror at the sheer horribleness of it, and so I am rewriting it. At the same time I am also working on the sequel to it, so those of you reading the sequel it's not necessary to read ROTNM first, as I am changing many elements of the story, and so I highly recommend not reading it, until after I have completed the revisions.
Current I Blame You Tallies
Boy-Girl-Boy: 34 votes
Girl-Boy-Girl: 21 votes
Gender poll closed: Final vote 34-21 in favor of Boy-Girl-Boy
Alessandria: 72 votes
Arianna: 75 votes
Zara: 36 votes (suggested by Bradhadair fire starter)
Isabella: 17 votes
Korissa-11 votes (suggested by Lady Grace of Masbolle)
Adrianna: 11 votes
Michaela: 11 votes
Mirabella: 6 Votes
Faye: 2 votes (Suggested by Domluvr)
Allasadia: 2 votes (suggested by Silver-Creasent-MOON1995)
Jenna: 2 votes (suggested by Kayti)
Loesia: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)
Rebecca: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)
Irnai: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)
Lalasa: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)
Annalily: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)
Kennedy: 1 vote (suggested by morgan allayne)
Alanna: 1 vote (suggested by Sometimes)
Adrian: 72 votes
Jason: 72 votes
David: 49 votes
Nicolas: 27 votes
Daniel: 17 votes
Adam: 11 votes
Michael: 11 votes
Gavriel: 5 votes (suggested by sara-rivka)
Dominic: 2 votes (suggested by Kayti)
Piers: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)
Gil: 3 votes (suggested by Kayti)
Raoul: 1 vote (suggested by Sometimes)
Yuki: 89 Votes
Alanna: 45 Votes
Shinko: 26 Votes
Salina: 23 Votes
Lalasa: 14 Votes
Oranie: 17 Votes
Buri: 13 Votes
Patricine: 2 Votes
Adalia: 1 Vote
Demadry: 1 Vote
Sonia: 0 Votes
Neal: 74 Votes
Raoul: 74 Votes
Anders: 38 Votes
Roald: 31 Votes
Merric: 4 Votes
Wyldon: 7 Votes
Tobe: 3 Votes
Davlon: 1 Vote
Avinar: 1 Vote
Owen: 1 vote
Seaver: 1 Vote
Inness: 0 Votes
Conal: 0 Votes
Douglas: 0 Votes
Cleon: 0 votes
Liam of Conte: 49 Votes
Alan of Pirate's Swoop: 30 Votes
Merric of Hollyrose: 5 Votes
Faleron of King's Reach: 2 Votes
Seaver of Tasride: 0 Votes
Esmond of Nicoline: 0 Votes
Prosper of Tameran: 0 Votes
Jasson of Conte: 0 Votes
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
Lena Pavlova has translated my fic, The Life and Times of Minerva McGonagall into Russian, it can be found here:
She has also translated my fic, The Life and Time of Sirius Black:
And my fic, The Life and Times of Lily Evans Potter:
A Family Affair-Ongoing
Behind the Smile-Ongoing
Dreaming with a Broken Heart-Ongoing
How Did I Fall In Love With You-Suspended
I Blame You-Ongoing
Once Upon a Starry Night-Ongoing
So, This is Life-Ongoing
The Day the Sky Fell it Ends Tonight-Suspended
The Die Has Been Cast-Ongoing
The Marauders Monday Magazine-Ongoing
-All stories marked suspended are such because the last chapter of said story received no reviews. I interpret zero reviews as meaning no one is interested in reading this story, and I will not update until such time as someone reiviews. Nearing Conclusion means that there are probably three or fewer chapters left in the story. Ongoing means that a significant amount of the story is still left (above three chapters).
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