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Name: Angelica

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Age: 20!

If you OBJECT to the Harry Potter movies and are unable to discern their resemblence to the books (other then the character's names) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried more than twice reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile. Nothin' to be ashamed of. (in fact, I cried about fourteen times (maybe more that I can't think of): when Hedwig died, when Moody died, when Dobby died, when Fred died, when he walked into the hall and saw Tonks and Remus, when he used the Resurrection Stone, when Snape died, all throughout Snape's Pensieve, when Harry was hit with the killing curse and when Hagrid called out, when Harry was walking through the forest, After Harry comes back from the whole King's Cross thing, when McGonagall Ron Hermione and Ginny screamed, and of course, when it ended. Yes, I am pathetic. But I'm proud.)

If you think the Harry Potter movies are like a bad fanfiction story copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of the obsessed Harry Potter fans who spent all of July 20th camped out in a store waiting for your book, and upon recieving your book you immediatly decided to forego sleep and read the entire book in one sitting copy and paste this into your profile.profile.

Quotes:

Pirates Of The Carribean

"Let's put some distance between us and this island and head out to open sea."
"Yes to the first. Yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows as much as possible."
"Ah, that seems a bit contradictory, Captain."
"I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Master Gibbs." - Gibbs and Jack

"There will come a moment when you will have a chance to show it. To do the right thing."
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by. " --Elizabeth and Jack

Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

Elizabeth Swann:It's real!
Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.

Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: well thats good cause If I wasn't, this'd probably never work.

Barbossa: There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.
Jack Sparrow:And I owe them all money.

Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack Sparrow: Do us a favor... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid.

Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Jack Sparrow: So what's your plan, then?
Will Turner: I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
Jack Sparrow: And if there are crewmen?
Will Turner: I cut down anyone in my path.
Jack Sparrow: [turns to Gibbs] I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.

Tia Dalma: Davey Jones cannot make port, cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you.
[hands Jack a jar of dirt]
Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
Tia Dalma: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
Tia Dalma: If ya don't want it. Give it back.
Jack Sparrow: [turns away, hugging jar to his chest] No.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?

Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals] *Alas, my children! This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost...
[gets splashed by a wave]
Jack Sparrow: ...Captain Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl.
Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors.
Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?

Mullroy: What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?
Murtogg: Yeah, and no lies.
Jack Sparrow: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out.
Murtogg I said no lies.
Mullroy: I think he's telling the truth.
Murtogg: If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Jack Sparrow: Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told you

Will Turner: [gestures to drawing of key] You want me to find this?
Jack Sparrow: No. *You* want you to find this. Because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-er-face...Savvy?
Will Turner: This... is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's gonna save Elizabeth

Jack Sparrow: [Wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum] No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
Elizabeth Swann: One: because it is a *vile* drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two: that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they wont see it?
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?

Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
[to Commodore Norrington]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]

Norrington: I don't care for the situation. Any attempt to storm the caves could turn to an ambush.
Jack Sparrow: Not if you're the one doing the ambushing. I go in and convince Barbossa to send his men out with their little boats. You and your mates return to the Dauntless and blast the bejesus out of them with your little cannons, eh? What do you have to lose?
[he puts his hand on Norrington's shoulder]
Norrington: Nothing I'd lament being rid of.
[brushes Jack's hand off in disgust]

Elizabeth Swann: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean.
Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us.

Elizabeth Swann: You're despicable.
Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.

Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will Turner: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.

Elizabeth Swann: Whose side is Jack on?
Will Turner: At the moment?

Will Turner: She goes free.
Barbossa: What's in your head, boy?
Will Turner: She goes free.
Barbossa: You've only got one shot and we can't die.
Jack Sparrow: Don't do anything stupid.
Will Turner: You can't.
[points gun at his own throat]
Will Turner: I can.
Jack Sparrow: Like that.

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

Jack Sparrow: Anamaria.
[Anamaria slaps Jack]
Will Turner: I suppose, you didn't deserve that one either?
Jack Sparrow: No, that one I deserved.
Anamaria: You stole my boat!
Jack Sparrow: Actually...
Anamaria: [Anamaria slaps Jack again]
Jack Sparrow: Borrowed... borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
Anamaria: But you didn't!
Jack Sparrow: You'll get another one.
Anamaria: I will.
Will Turner: A better one.
Jack Sparrow: A better one.
Will Turner: That one.
Jack Sparrow: What one?
Will Turner: [Will looks at the Interceptor]
Jack Sparrow: That one? Aye, that one. What say you to that?
The Crew: Aye!
Gibbs: No, it's frightful bad luck to have a woman aboard.
Jack Sparrow: It would be far worse not to have her.

Barbossa: It's not possible!
Jack Sparrow: Not *probable*.

Davey Jones: I wonder Sparrow can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I can live with it

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies." --Willy Wonka

Coffee Quotes

“Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee.” Author Unknown

“I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter.” Author Unknown

Tamora Pierce

Kel: "He's a fine judge of folk, Peachblossom. Except Neal. He's prejudiced against Neal."
Tobe: "He just likes the way Neal squeaks when he's bit."

"When people say a knight's job is all glory, I laugh and laugh and laugh. Often, I can stop laughing before they edge away and start talking about soothing drinks." -Lord Raoul

"Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello."

Kel: He says he's changed.
Neal: I suppose he could have changed, I myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil.
Kel: You do look yellow around the edges. I hadn't wanted to bring it up.
Neal: We daffodils like to have things brought up. It reminds us of spring.

Slave Woman: "So were you always mad, or did it come on you when you was took?"
Aly: "I'm told it runs in the family."

"The Yamanis say it's better to live with pain. You have to let it roll away like water on a Stone. That way it doesn't have any power over you."
"They sound like wonderfull, cheerfull people. Any other warrior stoic arguments?" - Keladry of Mindelan / Neal of Queenscove (Protector of the Small - First Test)

Kaddar: "Women aren't up to the discipline of military life."
Daine: "You must tell Lady Alanna that sometime. I'd do it from a distance."

Herald: Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again."

Dom: You're alive. Most people who go five rounds with my lord can only babble about funeral plans.

Royal Courier: His Majesty said with all deliberate speed!
Lord Raoul: That's how we're doing it. Deliberately.

Raoul: We do try to eat. I go all faint if I don't get fed regularly. Only think of the disgrace to the King's Own if I fell from the saddle. Someone: But there was that time in Fanwood.
Sergeant Osbern: That wedding in Tameran.
Someone else: Don't forget when what's-his-name, with the army, retired.
Raoul: Silence, insubordinate curs! Do not sully my new squire's ears with your profane tales!
Dom: Even if they're true?

Kel: The Yamanis don't have competitions. They just beat each other half to death in training.
Raoul: They sound like sensible people.

"Mistresses, have you ever noticed that when we disagree with a male- I hesitate to say 'man'- or find ourselves in a position over males, the first comment they make is always about our reputations or our monthlies?" -Kel

"It's as sophisticated as a blueberry." - Alanna (on seeing Aly's blue hair)

The Chamber of the Ordeal: "You again."
Kel: "Yes, of course, it's me. I'm proving to myself that I'm not afraid of you."
The Chamber of the Ordeal: "But you are."
Kel: "I like lying to myself. It's fun."

"That's Lalasa, Kel's maid. She sews and knows all sorts of ways to hurt you." -Owen of Jesslaw (to his first-year cousins)

Lord Wyldon: "You have been told to mind you manners, Page Nealan. I will have an apology for your insolence."
Neal: "An apology for general insolence, your lordship, or some particular offense?"
Lord Wyldon: "One week scrubbing pots. Be silent."
Neal: "How can I be silent and yet apologize?"

"Where's the sunny smile? The 'Hello, Neal, isn't it a wonderful day to be alive in the royal palace?' pain-in-the-bum greeting I usually get?" -Nealan of Queenscove

"I think as a human being... Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to." Alanna

Why, I'm just as true and honest as dirt. And I'm even more charming than dirt." - Aly

Alanna: "So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid I wouldn't have time to sleep."

Sarge: "Something the matter, my lamb?"
Daine: "No, sir. I just never met nobody like you."
Buri: "And if you're lucky, you won't again."

Daine: "Does your ma know you're this silly?"
Numair: "The few grey hairs she has on her head are my doing. But, I send her plenty of money, so she can have them dyed!"
Onua: "I hope she beat you as a child."

Harry Potter

"I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."

Ron and Hermione: "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
"Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!"
"Ron!"
"Well, they are, they're twitchy..."

Ron: Aaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mysical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."

Ron: "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

Ron:"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts."

Harry: "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"

Harry:(talking about his aunt and uncle) "Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

Harry: "Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."

Hermione and the twins: Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."

Fred and George: "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."

Fred and George: "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see you, old boy--"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you--"

Fred and George:“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

Fred and George:"but the fact remains he (Voldemort) can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to.

The Marauder's Map: "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that(Snape) ever became a professor."

Oliver Wood: "Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first."

Numb3rs

Don - picks up paper airplane off floor Who made this?
Charlie -Me. Why?
Don: Well, wings are a little thin here, buddy.
Larry: Hey, wait, wait, let me see this.
Charlie: Forgive me if all my years of advanced applied mathematics take issue with that assessment.
Don: Yeah, well, you'll forgive me if all my years of high school detention say I'm right.

Larry:You know that it's considered unsolvable?
Charlie:Well, certainly people who have failed to solve it might think that.

It's from someone who says she's a fan of my work on low dimensional topology. And she's a fan of my... hair.-Charlie

Charlie: Why do they want pictures of us?
Don: Just..."Calls back" He's a famous mathematician!
Charlie: Don't do that.
Don: Hey, get your vogue on, Charlie

Security Guard:Excuse me? What're you doing?
Charlie:Simple experiment. It's a pendulum.
Security Guard:Sir, you and the pendulum need to leave.
Charlie:Okay. It drew an ellipse.

"Oh. Your brother goes into a dangerous confrontation with heavily armed felons, and you prepare him with a lecture on the movement of subatomic particles?"-Alan

"Larry, I'm going to give you the same advise I've given to all the geniuses I know ... don't be an idiot."-Alan

Charlie: Don't call me Chuck.

Don: What if I called you 'chuckie'?

Charlie: What if I called you 'Donald'?

Don: What if I called you 'nerd'?

Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Colby: No. (Brutus)

Boy Meets World

Morgan: Mommy, if my dolly's cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
Amy: No, honey. That would be a mistake.
Morgan: Mommy?
Amy: Yes?
Morgan: I made a mistake.-Morgan and Amy

"That is the most beautiful dress I have ever seen."-Topanga

"If I told you to jump off a bridge would you?"-Shawn

"Yeah, I did that one time, remember?"-Cory

My Fair Godmother

"Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls have the habit of returning to the magical realm with atrocious grammar. They can't seem to shake the phrases "whatever" and "no way," and they insert the word like into so many sentences that the other elves start slapping them...and for no apparent reason occasionally call out the name Edward Cullen."

"Sometimes love not only lifts you to the ceiling, it also keeps your eyes there."

"'One of us will just have to stay at the cottage to keep an eye on her.' ...
'Let's see if Widow Hazel wouldn't take her in during the day, maybe teach her something useful -'
'No, remember when she learned how to knit? Now we're stuck wearing these dreadful hats.'
'Not so loud! She'll hear you.'
In a lower voice one of the dwarfs said, 'H.A.T.S.'
Apparently Snow White didn't know how to knit or to spell."

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Note as of 8/30/11: As of this moment, 191 of you have favorited me, and 127 of you have put me on your author alert, thanks so much to all of you! :)

Note as of 3/25/2010: I am currently working on rewriting my story The Revenge of the Nameless Man. I can't currently read it without wincing in horror at the sheer horribleness of it, and so I am rewriting it. At the same time I am also working on the sequel to it, so those of you reading the sequel it's not necessary to read ROTNM first, as I am changing many elements of the story, and so I highly recommend not reading it, until after I have completed the revisions.

Current I Blame You Tallies

Boy-Girl-Boy: 34 votes

Girl-Boy-Girl: 21 votes

Gender poll closed: Final vote 34-21 in favor of Boy-Girl-Boy

Girls:

Alessandria: 72 votes

Arianna: 75 votes

Zara: 36 votes (suggested by Bradhadair fire starter)

Isabella: 17 votes

Korissa-11 votes (suggested by Lady Grace of Masbolle)

Adrianna: 11 votes

Michaela: 11 votes

Mirabella: 6 Votes

Faye: 2 votes (Suggested by Domluvr)

Allasadia: 2 votes (suggested by Silver-Creasent-MOON1995)

Jenna: 2 votes (suggested by Kayti)

Loesia: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)

Rebecca: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)

Irnai: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)

Lalasa: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)

Annalily: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)

Kennedy: 1 vote (suggested by morgan allayne)

Alanna: 1 vote (suggested by Sometimes)

Boys:

Adrian: 72 votes

Jason: 72 votes

David: 49 votes

Nicolas: 27 votes

Daniel: 17 votes

Adam: 11 votes

Michael: 11 votes

Gavriel: 5 votes (suggested by sara-rivka)

Dominic: 2 votes (suggested by Kayti)

Piers: 1 vote (suggested by Kayti)

Gil: 3 votes (suggested by Kayti)

Raoul: 1 vote (suggested by Sometimes)

Godsparents:

Girls:

Yuki: 89 Votes

Alanna: 45 Votes

Shinko: 26 Votes

Salina: 23 Votes

Lalasa: 14 Votes

Oranie: 17 Votes

Buri: 13 Votes

Patricine: 2 Votes

Adalia: 1 Vote

Demadry: 1 Vote

Sonia: 0 Votes

Boys:

Neal: 74 Votes

Raoul: 74 Votes

Anders: 38 Votes

Roald: 31 Votes

Merric: 4 Votes

Wyldon: 7 Votes

Tobe: 3 Votes

Davlon: 1 Vote

Avinar: 1 Vote

Owen: 1 vote

George:1 Vote

Seaver: 1 Vote

Inness: 0 Votes

Conal: 0 Votes

Douglas: 0 Votes

Cleon: 0 votes

Salina/??

Liam of Conte: 49 Votes

Alan of Pirate's Swoop: 30 Votes

Merric of Hollyrose: 5 Votes

Faleron of King's Reach: 2 Votes

Seaver of Tasride: 0 Votes

Esmond of Nicoline: 0 Votes

Prosper of Tameran: 0 Votes

Jasson of Conte: 0 Votes

Toodles!

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."

Lena Pavlova has translated my fic, The Life and Times of Minerva McGonagall into Russian, it can be found here:http://www.hogwartsnet.ru/mfanf/ffshowfic.php?fid=44210

She has also translated my fic, The Life and Time of Sirius Black:http://www.hogwartsnet.ru/mfanf/ffshowfic.php?l=0&fid=44400

And my fic, The Life and Times of Lily Evans Potter:http://www.hogwartsnet.ru/mfanf/ffshowfic.php?l=0&fid=44591

WIP:

A Family Affair-Ongoing

Behind the Smile-Ongoing

Dreaming with a Broken Heart-Ongoing

How Did I Fall In Love With You-Suspended

I Blame You-Ongoing

Once Upon a Starry Night-Ongoing

So, This is Life-Ongoing

The Day the Sky Fell it Ends Tonight-Suspended

The Die Has Been Cast-Ongoing

The Marauders Monday Magazine-Ongoing

-All stories marked suspended are such because the last chapter of said story received no reviews. I interpret zero reviews as meaning no one is interested in reading this story, and I will not update until such time as someone reiviews. Nearing Conclusion means that there are probably three or fewer chapters left in the story. Ongoing means that a significant amount of the story is still left (above three chapters).