Umm... How about some favorite slash pairings (more recent ones)? :D Hey, look, you've just learned somethin' 'bout me!

Star Trek TOS & Nu!Trek: Kirk & Spock (although I won't say no to Bones jumping in--OT3, baby!)

House, MD: House & Wilson

Batman: Bats & The Joker (Bale & Ledger specifically)

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STORY IDEA FOR ANY STAR TREK: TOS SLASH WRITER! (which makes me laugh, 'cause this isn't recent)

FEEL FREE TO USE THIS IDEA, AS LONG AS YOU SEND ME A MESSAGE SO THAT I CAN READ THE END PRODUCT. =D

By the way, this was written originally as a review reply to the story named below, by Carlotta's twin. The idea spewed out of me, and I wanted to spread it with the world in order to cause its creation. Because I'd never be patient enought to write it. So here it is, just as I originally typed it. (It ends before the line thingy.)

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'Hello. - This is regarding "In the Elevator" and your review reply.

I think that the true cure to being unable to write a real Spock/McCoy is to write one that is supposed to be like...something to trick Jim into insanity or something to mentally torture him. ((smirk)) Basically, faking it. But in the end, where Jim is told it was faked, he should be incredibly relieved, despite his anger at the farce. But then, when peace has finally ensued, the very last line of the story should be them telling Jim that they actually weren't faking it. This could even be a multi-chaptered story. ((starts getting distracted by ideas)) Spock, McCoy, and Kirk should be playing multiple, nasty jokes on each other, perhaps for April Fool's Day. Jim should pull a praticularly dastardly one on the boys in blue. ((smirk)) They decide to work together to get him in the best possible method they can think of. Then they suddenly have an epiphany, not revealing to the readers their true motives, with McCoy getting a distinctly diabolical grin on his face. The next chapter would be Kirk's horror and/or slightly more awkward reaction to seeing some strange, dirty things. ((grin)) The most fascinating moment would be the trio's confrontation. Whereupon Kirk would end up admitting the amazingly evil success of the joke, after having been told it was all fake and regaining his composure. ...Whereupon McCoy, with the same diabolical, evil expression, reveals that it was all real.'

QUOTES (bad words included, so get lost little lambs...) ((creepy grin))

Some of these are from stories on this site. I mean these all as compliments, but if anyone would like to have their quote(s) removed, please PM me, and the offending item shall be taken away.

Now, without further ado...

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"You're a mind-whore, sticking your nose in everyone's business!” --Dr. McCoy to Mr. Spock, In the Elevator by 'Carlotta's twin'

"Holy sonuva nutcracker!" --Me

"Like other occult techniques of divination, the statistical method has a private jargon deliberately contrived to obscure its methods from the non-practitioners." --G.O. Ashley

"That was a really wet one." --'Sacred Sakura' at lunch one day, watching a couple make-out.

"Old statisticians do not die, they are just broken down by age and sex." --Anonymous

"Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed." --Oliver Wendell Homes ((So where does that leave Spock? Huh? Huh?))

"A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction." --Mae West, My Little Chickadee

"A double dumbass on you!" --Admiral James Tiberius Kirk

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to stab you with a spatula." --Me, who else would it be?

"I love you." --Gregory House to James Wilson on House, M.D. It's canon!! smirk :P

Meep! I love Spock! (tackle hugs Spock) --(during TOS phase, written here x-number of years ago)

Spock: (eyebrow raise)

Me: I love you, Spock!

Spock: (glances at Captain Kirk and Dr. McCoy) Fascinating.

Captain Kirk: (has the same set of expressions as he did in "Amok Time," the 1st episode of season two, when Spock says T'Pring is his wife)

Dr. McCoy: Well one thing's for sure. That's illogical. (not quite a smirk, but you get the picture; he insulted Spock)

Spock: She is, quite apparently, a highly intelligent creature.

Me: Why thank you, Spock.

Captain Kirk: And polite.

(imagine the complete Russian accent please; I can't write accents worth poo) Chekov: Are you Russian?

Me: (blinks, staring quizzically)...Not exactly...

(imagine the randomly placed pauses that are built into his speech pattern) Captain Kirk: Why aren't you up in the Enterprise, Mr. Chekov?

Chekov: You mentioned shore leave, sir. Ve vere under the impression ve could take it now.

Captian Kirk: ...Please tell me there is someone on my ship.

Chekov: Um...vell... Last I knew, Meester Scott vas still aboard, sir.

Captain Kirk: (whips out his communicator) Scotty?

(Scottish accent) Scotty's voice: Aye, Captain?

Captain Kirk: Are you on the Enterprise?

Scotty's voice: Why no sir.

Captain Kirk: ...Is there anyone on her?

Scotty's voice: Aye sir. I'd never leave 'er alone! I told Lieutenant...

Captain Kirk: ...Yes, Mr. Scott?

Scotty's voice: ...Lieutenant Rivers...

Captain Kirk: Yes, Mr. Scott?

Scotty's voice: ...to remain aboard 'er... But...well sir, I just saw 'im walkin' by!

Captain Kirk: (has a coniption (I can't bloody spell it!), seizure, et cetera) (collapses, writhing, then goes still)

Dr. McCoy: (passes the little thing over Kirk's chest) ...He's dead, Jim! Er...I mean Spock.

Me: Oh wow. He's not even wearing a red shirt!

Spock: (eyebrow)

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Sorry, I couldn't help myself. It's almost midnight after all.

Official statement of 11:58PM, February 28th, 2007:

BANANANANANANA!!

(cough) Ahem. Yeah.

My likeths:

Not country music.

Yes, the original Star Trek. ((makes strange sound of happiness)) o.O

"You can do eet!" ...Okay, no, that was random.

Yaoi. Slash. Pick a word.

FFVII I'm too lazy to write it all out.

((distracted again)) I'm going shooting tomorrow! Wee!

Newest, as of 2009: RPS. Which, really, explains why I keep disappearing. And, well, not writing.