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WARNING: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS

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Personal Quotes

Mother (meaning to say something completely different): This is people peeing in the dog yard!

Sister (having spotted an inflatable Mickey Mouse on a road trip): There you are, Mickey. You owe me!
Me: Why does Mickey mouse "owe you?"
Sister: Exactly!

Steve from Blue's Clues: There's something funny about this, Side Table Drawer.

Friend (watching Star Wars: Episode II): Hey, no, Darth Maul doesn't die.
Star Wars Nerds in Family: What are you talking about? Of course he does! Where have you been?
Bro-In-Law: Hey, guess who Luke's father is.

Mother: I never met a jelly bean I didn't like.

Me (talking about RFK Stadium): They're calling it the Field of Dreams now.
Sister: More like Field of Dream-On.

Mother: I'm sorry you have this festering disease, tree!

Any One Of Our Family (Often at Random Moments): SPOILER ALERT!

3-Year-Old Nephew: The air coming out of your nose stinks.

Judge on Next Food Network Star: Our viewers can smell phony at 500 paces.
Father: That's the most truthful thing he's said all night.

Bro-In-Law (upon hearing that one symptom of scurvy is a heightened sense of hearing): I need scurvy!

Sister: The fandom is finished, but it'll never end.

Me: If you don't like Harry Potter, you're misguided. If you don't like Lord of the Rings, you have no taste. And if you don't like Pirates of the Caribbean, I don't trust you.

Sister (watching a very weird commercial, and in a concerned tone): Why doesn't the coal have pants?

Random Kid at Baseball Game: If that guy had one more eye he'd be a cyclops!

Me (to Sister, while watching Chamber of Secrets): I don't think you fully understand the situation. Lucius Malfoy has his hair tied back in a ponytail with a black velvet bow.

Alton Brown (on Iron Chef America): ...along with the femur and the margarita.

Random Guy at Baseball Game: What the hell is a cheese ball?!

Sister: I am not a freak show. I am a freak spectacle.

Brother (as I was wrestling a baby dino doll from his grasp): Why are you taking Spike the Dinosaur?! What is wrong with you?! Get off my dinosaur!

Mother: Google is my mobile.

Sister: No one needs to hear your rendition of Harry and the Potters at this time of night.

Sister: You give the radio more chances than you give me.

Japanese Fondue Box: When all family members are seated around table, dishes are all the more tasteful. If dishes are nice, the square ceiling becomes round. Studying the history of Switzerland dishes.

Sister: I just realized that for, like, the third time!

Mother (upon hearing that Angelina Jolie compared her looks to those of Miss Piggy): She's insulting Miss Piggy!

Sister and I (watching Out of Africa): It's a beeeeeeeeach!

Father: Dennis Finchhatten is completely closed off!

Mother (referring to a real flower bouqet): Oh, they're so pretty! It's like nature.

Sister (to her baby son): Take the giant cookie out of your mouth so you can see your ice cream.

Bro-In-Law: Well, I was stealing a "No Trespassing" sign off a tree...

Brother (while watching "The Brave Little Toaster"): Why is he holding his breath? Why does he have breath?

Bro-In-Law: I am Google!
Sister: No, you're not. You're not Google, dude. You're not.

Brother: Soon, we'll have (computer) drives that can store all the books ever written.
Father (to me): Or...the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy!
Brother: But in high-def!

Instruction Manual for Our Rice Cooker: Is it the sound of cooking relay?

Sister (watching the Disney channel with me in hopes that we might catch the first snippet of AWE): Cough it up, Disney.

Me: (reading mail): A birthday card from Keystone (my high school). They're three months closer than last time.

Sister (examining my Davy Jones key necklace): Harry Potter?
Me: (shakes head)
Sister: Lord of the Rings?
Me: (shakes head)
Sister: ...Eragon?
Me: (shakes head)
Sister: What?
Me: Pirates.

(Talking about an HP theory.)
Me: That theory is quite plausible.
Sister: But is it probable?
Me: Possibly.

Brother-In-Law: If you're gonna punch something you've gotta punch through the glass!
Sister: Not if you have a pillowcase full of bricks and di-uh-monds! (Do. Not. Ask.)

Me: HUZZAH!

Mother (reading the TiVo "Now Playing" list): Oh, look. "Remarkable People." They made a movie about us.
Sister (also reading "Now Playing" list): You mean "Ride With the Devil?"

Me: It is a scientific fact that the rocking power of the headband outweighs that of the beret.

Father: Do you know how far the earth is from the sun?
Sister: ...
Me: ...
Sister: Uh...
Me: A long way...
Father: You've named every hair on Harry Potter's head but you can't tell me how far the earth is from the sun?

Mother: Are we reading Zedechiah or Zephaniah now?
Me: Zechariah.

Brother: My mind is like a...a...uh...a steel trap!

Sister (to me, Davy Jones-style, forcing me to watch a W/E vid): You will watch this!

Mother (in explanation for buying a Jolly Roger skull cap for me, but not for my sister): But she's the pirate.

Personal Quotes Originating from Playing Legend of Zelda for Too Long

Sister (watching me play): You can't just destroy these peoples' property-Oh! Rupees!

Me: And now, I shall run around in circles.

Me: You stupid woman! You won't tell me where the shield is?! I'll use your dog as collateral!