Updates on stories:

1. I NEED DARES AND QUESTIONS FOR MY STORY!! (Ask Naruto & Company)

2. I am working on chapter 6 of A New me, but am a little preoccupied. Still it should be done by next week (Friday).

3. If more than 3 people P.M. me (or review) saying they want a sequel or rewrite of "Once Upon A Night", then I shall comply.

4. All of the pictures for my stories will be on my Sheezy Art account: http://hinataandsasuke.sheezyart.com/, but I draw more frequently on http://www.oekakiart.com/naru-tards/

--STATS--

Once Upon A Night - words : 6664, chaps : 12, reviews : 74, hits : 14813, c2s : 4, favs : 29, alerts : 25

A New Me - words : 7187, chaps : 6, reviews : 52, hits : 3765, c2s : 2, favs : 24, alerts : 32

Keke Genkai - words : 3091, chaps : 2, reviews : 24, hits : 1102, c2s : 1, favs : 19, alerts : 16

Ask Naruto & Company - words : 14787, chaps : 9, reviews : 29, hits : 855, c2s : 0, favs : 4, alerts : 5

Bright Skies Rewrite - words : 1335, chaps : 1, reviews : 8, hits : 617, c2s : 2, favs : 4, alerts : 0

Stats will be updated either every week, or whenever the hell I feel like it.

Ideas/ Upcoming Stories

Trapped - When Naruto uses Oiroke no Jutsu one too many times, something goes wrong and he's stuck as a girl for a week. Through the troubles of clothing and hormones, Naruto realizes he has way more fans as a girl than he ever would have when he was a guy. (rated M, pairing?(maybe sasunaru), catagory: humour)

Cell Phone - (I don't know. A SasoDei story that involving "Is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?")

Profile/Information:

Name: Kaiyuri Takayani

Birthday: 8/18 (August 18)

Origin: Japanese, Irish, Canadian/French, Austrian.

Location: Originally, I was from Kyoko, Japan, but now I live in the U.S.A. I was so little, though, I can't remember much of my Japanese.

Age: 13, but I act like I'm 16 and have already finished two highschool credits in Math and Spanish.

Bloodtype: Dunno. Either A/B positive or negative.

Description: I have long, slightly curly golden hair(dark brown roots) with bright blonde highlights. I have brown eyes and am almost 5'4".

Personality: I am funny and smart. I can be put into a bad mood easily and will loose my temper in a flash. On my bad days, I will rip apart (only literally sometimes...that kid had it coming) anyone that gives me attitude. Oh, and I NEVER get enough sleep.

I also love being in the center of attention. That's good because at school, I am well known for my drawing skills, my singing, and for my DDR (8 different versions!!) and Guitar Hero skillz.

I have no luck in the love department at all! I've asked out three guys, the first one ignores me (and still does) for over a year. The second one forgot my name over four times. The last guy turned me down and moved away two weeks later.

Types of people I like: emo/punk kids(-chibi eyes-so angsty) and hot guys. Hyper people are fun in small doses.

Types of people I hate: preps and idiots that think they are so smart. Also people that provoke me just to see if I will get angry with them. In second grade I got suspended from the bus because some moron behind me kept poking me in the back of the head for ten minutes straight.

Astrology Sign: Leo, Year of the Dog

Naruto Character Comfirmation: Sasuke (personality and sign wise...and hottie hot hottie wise XP Can be found at saiyan island) Yeah, I do act like there is a stick shoved all the way up my ass, but it's only at school, 'cause school is just as painful. (nods quickly) It's true!!

Favortie video games: DDR(Maxx, Maxx2, Extreme2, Supernova, Ultrimax, Ultrimax2, Ultrimax3, Supernova 2), Guitar Hero(1, 2, and 80's), and Lara Croft(even though I suck).

Email me whenever cause I'm cool like that: onesailorscout@comcast.net.

Also, my gaia online account is: hinata_uchiha112 or kaichan, but I prefer the first one.

My IMVU account is: sweetsugacane and kaiyuri1, but I prefer the first one.

Chat with me whenever!!XD

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Quiz stole from Rubydawg.

British
x You drink a lot of tea.
You know what a brolly is.
Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (I hate that damn show.)
You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
x You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
x Fish and Chips are yummy.
You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
Its football...not soccer.
Total: 3

Australian
x You wear flip flops all year.
You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
You love a backyard barbie.
x You know a barbie is not a doll.
x You love the beach.
x Sometimes you swear without realizing. (Oh ho, yes.)
You're a sports fanatic.
x You are tanned.
You're a bit of a bogan. (lololololno)
x You have an australian something
Total: 5

Italian
The Sopranos is a great show.
Your last name ends in a vowel.
x Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
x You know how a real meatball tastes.
You know Italian songs.
x You have dark hair and dark eye color.
You speak some italian.
x You are under 5'10''
You know what a italian horn is
x Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
x You talk with your hands.
Total: 6

Spanish
x You say member instead of Remember.
x You speak spanish or some.
x You like tacos.
YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (No... but I think I want to now.)
x You are dark skinned.
x You know what a Puta is. (Is it dirty?)
x You talk fast occasionally.
x You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
x You know what platanos are.
Total: 8

Russian
You say villian as: Vee-lon.
x You get short tempered.
x You know of somebody named natasha.
x You get cold easily.
x Rain is fun for you.
You get into contests all the time.
x You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

Irish
You think beer is the best.
x You have a bad temper.
Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
You have blue or green eyes.
x You like the color green.
x You have been to a st. pattys day party.
x You have a family member from
Ireland.
You have hair.
You have/had freckles.
x Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. (; and horrible dancing)
Total: 5

African American
You say nigga/nukka casually
You have nappy hair. (What's that?)
x You like rap.
You know how to shoot a gun
You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (I dunno... I just hate him)
x You like chicken.
x You like watermelon.
You can dance.
You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian
You have slanty/small eyes.
x You like rice a lot.
x You are good at math. (dies)
You have played the piano.
You have family from asia.
x You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
Most people think you're chinese.
You call hurricanes typhoons.
You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
x You like bread.
x You think German Chocolate is good.
You Speak some German.
x You know what Schnitzel is.
You it when stupid people call you a .
You went to Pre-school.
x You're over 5'2.
Total: 4

Canadian
You like/play/played hockey.
You love beer.
x You say eh.
You know what poutine is.
You speak some french.
You love Tim Horton's.
At one point you lived in a farm house.
You watch/watched degrassi. (KILL IT WITH FIRE)
Total: 1

(Ha. It doesn't think I'm Canadian)

American
You foriegners.
You non - Christians.
x You're lazy.
You are not cultured.
You abortion.
But love the penalty.
You don't read.
You shop at walmart.
You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1

Also:

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (I got a black from it once)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (All da time!!)

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. (The school stairs are out to get me I swear! I've tripped 5 times last year)

If you ever did a prank and got away with it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever considered making friends with the walls in your room copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a weird random dream about killing a celebrity copy this to your profile.

If you dream about Bleach and Naruto a lot copy this to your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.

If you are a Akatsuki wannabe copy this to your profile. (I already drew a design for it!!)

If you feel like bum-rushin' Kishimoto-sama(Naruto) or Kubo-sama(Bleach) for their animes copy this to your profile.

If you beat up your crush copy this to your profile.

If you like weird food like Orihime and Hinata copy this to your profile. (I eat dried squid. Its tastes talty and spicy and fishy(like Kisame). Yum!)

If you have a crush on an anime character that not many people pay attention to copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. (My friend says Shoop Da Whoop...-twitches-)

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (Those fucktards...and fucktard is my word! I made it up!!)

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. (Not only that, but I'll be talking to my friend and scrolling down, as if I am reading it, but not paying attention at all. I usually end up at the bottom of the page by the time I realize it.)

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. (He's real!! BELIEVE IT!! ("Believe it" is sooo gay. Un is better.)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (How do you think I found this?)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. (My sisters, Aimi and Kirie Takayani)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (Rain is teh shizz)

If you hate those annoying chain letters on YouTube or Email copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to see people copy and paste things like these up on their profile from yours, copy this to your profile.

I felt so stupid after this, but was laughing my ass off.

You know you live in 2007 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont
have
a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just

pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your
friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you
did.

SasuHina must become the next big thing!! If you love this pairing copy this onto your profile!! Spread the SasuHina goodness!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Deidara is cooler than Itachi paste this to your profile. DUHHHHH

--Copy and Pastes I've made--

If you think that SasoDei is the smexiest yaoi pairing copy this into your profile

If you think Algebra is totally pointless and that you will never use it again in your life, copy and paste this into your proflie.

If you are so obsessed with Japan(or japanese things) that you accidentally say or do japanese things, copy this into you profile.

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining.Collection.X, Tysonkaiexperiment, Digital Skitty, thefullygirlalchemist, kaiyurichan112.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

I'd be laughing my ass off at my cousin, who would make out with the ground that Abercrombie and Fitch was built on.

»~:¤.·º·. (¸.·'´(¸.·'´ Favorite Anime Pairings '·.¸)'·.¸) .·´º·.¤:~«

»~:¤ Naruto ¤:~«

Hinata Sasuke

Hinata Deidara

Sakura Deidara

Deidara Sasori

»~:¤ Fruits Basket ¤:~«

Tohru Yuki

Yuki Kyo

»~:¤.·º·. (¸.·'´(¸.·'´ Least Favorite Anime Pairings '·.¸)'·.¸) .·´º·.¤:~«

»~:¤ Naruto ¤:~«

Sasuke Sakura

Naruto Sasuke

Gaara Hinata

Kakashi Iruka

»~:¤ Fruits Basket ¤:~«

Kyo Tohru

Arisa Hanajima

Fancy layout thingy was by Deidara-kun. I used it 'cause I thought it was coolio.

I will draw any scene from any of my stories!! X3 Just ask!

If you're wondering why I am obsessing about this, it's because I love drawing and am trying to get a future out of it.

Help me make my dream come true!

I will use Sheezy Art or Oekaki Art.

http://hinataandsasuke.sheezyart.com/

http://www.oekakiart.com/naru-tards/

And...tee hee...if anyone wants to do the same, I have no problem with that! I can't believe "A New Me" is actually getting fandrawings!! It makes me so happy!!