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Author has written 46 stories for Naruto, Anime X-overs, D N Angel, Tsubasa Chronicle, Invader Zim, Yu-Gi-Oh, Tactics, Kamichama Karin, Jhonen Vasquez, South Park, Ouran High School Host Club, Kyou Kara Maou, Bleach, and House, M.D..

I'm Taryn. I'm seventeen.

FictionPress : entersomethingwittyhere

About Me :

Well, I think I have found the greatest category on this site : 'TV Commercials.'

I don't really write much anymore. Or read much anymore. I went out and got a life. I know, sometimes it does happen, if you wish hard enough. All of you fourteen year old girls could probably get lives too, if you lost like fifteen pounds, got a nice hair cut, and showered sometime. And stop watching anime. That's the number one WEIRD thing you can do. People hate kids who watch anime. And gingers. People fucking HATE gingers. If you're a ginger I weep for you, although I couldn't care enough to actually weep for you. I mean, come on, you're a ginger.

"I want to fill you with my seed."

Progress :

DN Angel
"You"
- Chapter 18 is under construction.
- I would love to edit the earlier chapters of this story.

Naruto
"Words"
- Chapter 6 is under revision.

"NatPS"
- Chapter 5 is . . . hiding from me.

House, M.D.
"Your Happiness is My Misery"
- Chapter 2 is posted!
- Chapter 3 is not even considered.

Coming Soon? :

Invader Zim
"Awkward Discoveries"
Summary : Tak is in eighth grade and she notices certain . . . changes happening to the other
girls. She tries to find out what they are on her own, but is foiled. Finally she asks
Gaz. GaTR.

Harry Potter
"Sunrise, Sunset"
Summary : Harry Potter never remembered feeling this way. When he liked Cho and Ginny it
was nothing in comparison with this. This just felt so real. HPDM

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1. Your Happiness is My Misery » reviews
H/W. Tiny drabble. House is mysteriously happy, and yet... Wilson is not.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 12-25-08 - G. House & J. Wilson

2. You » reviews
Dark/Daisuke. It all started when Dark told Risa why he will never like her.
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,088 - Reviews: 249 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 2-23-07 - Daisuke N. & Dark M.

3. OINK reviews
Stan/Kyle fluffy-friendship. Sometimes the most useful information is the most forgotten.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-09 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete

4. House's Ear reviews
Drabble. House shows up at Wilson's apartment one night with an interesting piece of jewelry.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-15-09 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

5. Oh Hey reviews
Drabble. House has a new name for Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-4-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

6. A Drunk Man's Words reviews
Drabble. House and Wilson are drunk on House's couch... again. The special slash-glasses may be needed to see any slash that may or may not be there.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-28-08 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

7. TOM reviews
Cameron makes a strange discovery while rummaging through House's... house.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-27-08 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete

8. Smoothies reviews
Johnny does have some nice moments. Edgar is fortunate enough to experience one.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-5-08 - Johnny C. & Edgar V. - Complete

9. Words » reviews
Sasuke/Naruto. After Sasuke saves Naruto from himself, they meet a new, and old, face at Ichiraku Ramen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 6-23-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.

10. Taxi reviews
Pairing is your choice. Two people meet in a taxi on a cold night.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete

11. Organ Donar reviews
Zim/Dib flavored. Dib convinces Zim to give back the organs. Set after Dark Harvest.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-4-08 - Dib & Zim - Complete

12. Somewhere Somehow reviews
Stan/Kyle. An alternate scene to the one that happened in the Hybrid car episode, where Kyle was leaving.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-16-08 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete

13. Strawberry Milk reviews
Onesided Tweek/Craig. I just don't know how Craig can drink that stuff. It's pink and it's way too sweet...
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-8-08 - Tweek T. & Craig T. - Complete

14. First Kiss reviews
Minor Ichigo/Rukia. Rukia asks Ichigo who his first kiss was. Ichigo... is less than reluctant to answer.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-18-08 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete

15. Love Sick reviews
Yuuri/Wolfram. Yuuri over hears a conversation between Wolfram and Murata, and realizes Wolfram loves him. Yuuri goes into shock.
Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-7-08 - Wolfram vB. & Yuuri S. - Complete

16. Ohhh Kyyyylllleee reviews
Onesided Kenny/Kyle. A handheld back massager and a great idea leads to more being exposed than they would have wanted.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-19-07 - Kyle B. - Complete

17. Shower reviews
Zim/Dib. Zim comes into Dib's bathroom as the boy is showering. Strange confessions ensue.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-30-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete

18. FOB Is For Fags reviews
Kyle oh-so kindly informs Stan his opinion on a certain popular band.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-30-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete

19. Untitled reviews
Pre-slash. Johnny/Squee. Squee had never been to a sleepover before. Bonding.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-29-07 - Johnny C. & Squee - Complete

20. Naruto and Sasuke reviews
Sasuke/Naruto. They get close to sex in this! Beware the plot, and horrid writing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,565 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-29-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

21. When I'm With You reviews
Wolfram/Yuuri. Yuuri goes back to Shin Makoku because he doesn't feel right when he isn't around Wolfram.
Kyou Kara Maou - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-23-07 - Yuuri S. & Wolfram vB. - Complete

22. The Beach reviews
Kyouya/Tamaki. Daddy begs Mommy to go to the beach on a 'honeymoon.'
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 6-21-07 - Tamaki S. & Kyōya O. - Complete

23. Kiss Me Sensei! » reviews
Kakashi/Naruto, Kakashi/Sakura, Kakashi/Sasuke. A series of oneshots about Kakashi and his three students. All are in alternate universes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 5-27-07 - Kakashi H. - Complete

24. The Final Diagnosis reviews
Stan/Kyle. Drabble. Just a little teasing and fun on the couch.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-15-07 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete

25. The Flowers of Youth reviews
Kiba/Shino. A slightly fluffy drabble about Kiba and Shino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-8-07 - Kiba I. & Shino A. - Complete

26. Don't Take Advice With a Grain of Salt reviews
AU. Squee has a counselor. Whom he doesn't listen to at all. Slightly twisted ending.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-07 - Squee & Johnny C. - Complete

27. Butterflies reviews
This is all about the butterflies that they get. And how they react. Implied pairings.
Kamichama Karin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-10-07 - Complete

28. Akumu reviews
Haruka/Kantarou. Haruka asks Kantarou a strange question. Rated for a kiss.
Tactics - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-20-07 - Complete

29. Tonight reviews
Yami/Yugi. Yami's back, but only for tonight.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-7-07 - Yūgi M. & Atem - Complete

30. Naruto's Hat reviews
The product of Katie and I writing on MSN and looking up Naruto merchandise. A poem about Naruto and his hat.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

31. Naruto and The Philosopher's Stone » reviews
POSTED FOR EVERYONE AT SCHOOL. Crossover! Naruto finds the philosopher's stone one day. Rated for language, mature themes, and dirty humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 12-21-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.

32. I Will Follow You Into The Dark reviews
Naruto/Sasuke. A songfic, to the titled song. Sad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-21-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

33. Valentine's Day reviews
Sasuke/Naruto/Sakura. Sasuke and Sakura surprise Naruto on Valentine's day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-16-07 - Naruto U. - Complete

34. Lemonade reviews
Implied Sasuke/Naruto. A small conversation between Ino and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-17-06 - Ino Y. & Sasuke U. - Complete

35. Meteor Shower reviews
Zim/Dib. Zim sees that Dib is getting excited by the prospect of a meteor shower. They somehow end up watching it together.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-8-06 - Zim & Dib - Complete

36. Mommy and Daddy reviews
Kurogane/Fai. PWP. It all started when Mokona asked "Why doesn't mommy and daddy sleep together?"
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-23-06 - Fai & Kurogane - Complete

37. Nicknames reviews
Kurogane/Fai. Fai asks Kurogane what his favorite nickname is.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-19-06 - Fai & Kurogane - Complete

38. Sasuke's Eyes reviews
Sasuke/Naruto. A contest is created to discover the true color of the young Uchiha's eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-17-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

39. Letter reviews
Ino/Sakura. Ino writes a letter of confession to her pink haired friend.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-11-06 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete

40. Tsubasa reviews
Satoshi/Daisuke. In kindergarten, Satoshi and Daisuke connect, through the fact that they both have mirror wings.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-12-06 - Daisuke N. & Satoshi H. - Complete

41. Do You Think I'm Pretty? reviews
Sasuke/Naruto. Naruto sings a particular song to Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-13-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete

42. Babysitting reviews
Crossover with Azumanga Daioh and TokyoMewMew. Tomo gets a job as Naruto's babysitter, and Purin, Naruto's neighbor, comes over and they all play a small game. Sasuke/Naruto, Tomo/Yomi, Purin/Tart.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-06 - Complete

43. Naruto's Cupcake reviews
Naruto/OC. A small fic for Naruto's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-13-06 - Naruto U. - Complete

44. Alone with Sasuke reviews
Sasuke/Hinata. Hinata runs away from her house, during the day, and can't get back in at night. Where could she go?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-5-06 - Sasuke U. & Hinata H. - Complete

45. The Art of Touch reviews
Sasuke/Naruto. Sasuke only allows Naruto's touch. A small, fluffy conversation during a sunset.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-4-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

46. Naruto and The Grenade reviews
My first story. Naruto finds a strange object on his way to training one morning. Trouble ensues.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-25-06 - Naruto U. - Complete

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