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Ame Torturee
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since: 05-01-06, id: 1037201
Author has written 14 stories for His Dark Materials, and Harry Potter.

Joanna is a sixteen year old girl who spends days fighting crime in her trusty wheelchair Charles, and writes fanfiction in her spare time. When not at her computer or downtown triumphing over evil, she is generally at the hospital chatting up doctors.

She has unlimited confidence, and is that breed of person who is always convinced that they can do anything, even when they clearly cannot. She finds this works to her advantage as, generally, if you act like you have every right to be doing something, other people believe this. She leads protest marches on body image, cosmetic testing on animals and gay rights.

She thinks everyone should be tolerant of everyone else, but she breaks her own view occassionally since she cannot abide people wHo TlK lYk DiS, people who vote BNP, people who think Peter was evil, people who think the NHS is great when it clearly sucks (and believe me, she has been through the system and she knows) and people who are generally idiots.

She wants to be a doctor when she grows up.

She doesn't ever talk about her feelings. She occassionally talks about her family, but always bitterly. Be prepared for how much anger she has at them.

Joanna can't stand being in a romantic relationship. She grows tired after ten minutes of "officially dating" and dumps the poor person immediately. Sometimes she can't be bothered to dump them and lets them think that they are still dating until they find out somehow. I won't go into how.

Unfortunately, she wants nothing more than to have a family one day, so she supposes she'll have to learn not to get bored/stifled in relationships somehow.

She's a total optimist. She's annoyingly cheerful.

Joanna also cares too much for everyone, even those she has never met.

She has a slight obsession with Jake Gyllenhaal, Eddie Izzard and Eva Green.

Please review her fics. It will make her very happy, since her life is incredibly dull, and all she ever has to look forward to are operations.

And yes, she is trying to guilt you into reviewing, but it's true.




1. Memories from Death reviews
Sirius Black is dead. Dead as in not alive and yet, he can think about being dead. Several episodes that occured in the afterlife about meeting those also there. [r&r]
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 8-7-07
2. Memories » reviews
Memories are nice, but when they’re all you’ve got, they’re rather feeble. They’re not a patch on the real thing. Remus Lupin is left with nothing but memories: these are a few of his. [some chapters contain RLSB.]
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,129 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-8-07 - Published: 1-9-07
3. Maybe they offered him friends reviews
Sirius suspects that Remus might be passing information over to Voldemort, but suspecting your boyfriend can rot you from the inside out.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 11-21-06
4. Lie low at Lupins reviews
I'm sure he knew what he was doing when he told Sirius to lie low at my place. Nothing much gets by Dumbledore, but I still can't believe Sirius is going to be here. After so long, I don't know what to do...
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 11-21-06
5. It'd be nice to think so reviews
Being insane isn't the same as being mad. At least if you're mad you know who you are...[oneshot] r&r xx
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-15-06 - Published: 10-15-06
6. There was nothing left to call The Marauders now reviews
What would have happened if Peter had never betrayed Lily and James? Would the world have been better off without him? Peter experiences in a dream what it would be like had he not been able to betray them. Read and review xx
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-12-06
7. Once Upon A Time reviews
Once upon a time, Frank knew how to live. Once upon a time, everything was different... [oneshot] Read and review xx
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 6-10-06
8. Peter gets a new hat reviews
Peter gets a new hat. One shot.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-9-06 - Published: 6-9-06
9. Harry Potter: the revised seventh book reviews
What will happen in the seventh book? Well, in this version, Harry comes out of the closet and attempts to save the world with his witty satire and good looks. Uncanon humour.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-14-06 - Published: 5-14-06
10. Happy graduation reviews
Rated for remussirius slash. The last weekend before they graduate, Sirius and Remus join in with Lily and James' festivities, ending the year with a bang. Read and review xxx
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06
11. An anagram of love reviews
Peter spends the day making anagrams, with an unexpected result for two of the Marauders. A bit of light humour. Read and review xx
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-13-06 - Published: 5-13-06
12. They said Azkaban drove you mad reviews
Rodolphus Lestrange is in Azkaban, but he's only a shell of his former self. They said Azkaban drove you mad...but it's far worse than that. [oneshot] Read and review xx
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06
13. Where did it all go wrong? reviews
Peter attempts to write a letter to Harry, not as the man who betrayed his parents, but as who he used to be: his father's best friend. Trouble is...he can't remember how that felt. Read and review xx [oneshot]
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06
14. Why did she have to die today? reviews
Years after the events in the amber spyglass, Will hasn't married, and his heart still aches for Lyra. What's more his mother is dying. [oneshot] Read and review xx
Complete - His Dark Materials - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 5-4-06
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