Thank you for taking the time out of your very important lives to read this little blurb about myself. Nothing amuses me more than trying to fit the entirety of myself in little boxes...seems it's that way everywhere on the internet these days.
YES. That's person in the icon is me. Well...part of me anyway. I think I look a little pissed off...but I promise I'm not that way all the time. I was just tired of my friend taking pics...So if you see me out there somewhere, feel free to start chatting me up about yaoi :D
Name: What would you like it to be? (My best mate Hawkman((why does he get to have a cool nickname?)) refers to me as the dude with long hair and breasts...thanks buddy...)Age: 22
Likes: SLEEP! I can never seem to get enough of it! Games, anime, reading, writing, drawing, music, watching TV(god, I'm lazy...), embroidery(leave me alone, it's a stress reducer for me!), my fiance(most of the time), shopping, cooking(I'm a big girl, I like to eat), Yaoi(duh), hanging out with meh peeps when I can, swimming,...this is getting way too long.
Dislikes:WORK, My boss(don't even get me started), stupid people(this includes people who are intolerant of other people based on their age, race, sexuality, etc. GROW UP PEOPLE!), drunken idiots who come into my store, doing dishes(I HATE IT!), politics, Sleep(I like to get things done, and sometimes I sleep a little too long...)
Most of the time I'm shy, I don't really like big groups or parties. I would rather be by myself, or hangin' out with a few friends. I work waay too much, and see no rewards coming from it, so that stresses me out quite a bit. I don't like things to change unless I can control it(I'm a little bit of a control freak...just a little bit).
Stuff I found funny:
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have written a story, but never completed it, then copy and this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you have slapped someone upside the head , copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile
If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
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-Wanda Sykes
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