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since: 05-01-06, id: 1037401, Profile Updated: 10-17-09
country: United States
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Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Thank you for taking the time out of your very important lives to read this little blurb about myself. Nothing amuses me more than trying to fit the entirety of myself in little boxes...seems it's that way everywhere on the internet these days.

WOOT! My first fanart ever! I am so excited I could pee my pants! I got a message from GrimSpeck18 telling me that she had made a fanart for one of my stories called Reflections, and so of course, I immediately had to check it out. It was perfect. She got the moment I was trying to portray in writing perfectly with her art! SO HAPPY! I love it. Never felt more proud in my life. Lol. If anyone else would like to go and check it out you can find it here:link

Name: What would you like it to be? (My best mate Hawkman((why does he get to have a cool nickname?)) refers to me as the dude with long hair and breasts...thanks buddy...)

Age: 24

Likes: SLEEP! I can never seem to get enough of it! Games, anime, reading, writing, drawing, music, watching TV(god, I'm lazy...), embroidery(leave me alone, it's a stress reducer for me!), my fiance(most of the time), shopping, cooking(I'm a big girl, I like to eat), Yaoi(duh), hanging out with meh peeps when I can, swimming,...this is getting way too long.

Dislikes:WORK, My boss(don't even get me started), stupid people(this includes people who are intolerant of other people based on their age, race, sexuality, etc. GROW UP PEOPLE!), drunken idiots who come into my store, doing dishes(I HATE IT!), politics, Sleep(I like to get things done, and sometimes I sleep a little too long...)

Most of the time I'm shy, I don't really like big groups or parties. I would rather be by myself, or hangin' out with a few friends. I work waay too much, and see no rewards coming from it, so that stresses me out quite a bit. I don't like things to change unless I can control it(I'm a little bit of a control freak...just a little bit).

Stuff I found funny:

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have written a story, but never completed it, then copy and this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have slapped someone upside the head , copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile

If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.

when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.

You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.

You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

If you're against gay marriage, don't marry someone of the same sex.
-Wanda Sykes

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1. Al Dente reviews
It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 81 - Published: 7-6-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
2. A Sinful Conversation reviews
Just because Draco is away doesn't mean he can't get Harry to participate over the phone. DMxHP,PWP,Mature. Birthday fic for AshaPasha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 5-31-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
3. Once Bitten, Twice Human » reviews
Draco has been a vampire for the last few hundred years and is alone...that is until he meets 'Henry'...DMxHP Vampire!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,671 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 7-2-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
4. The Proper Teachings reviews
Naruto finds himself stuck in a sex-ed class with Sasuke. Together, they learn some hands on training. SasuNaru, Lemon, One-shot, PWP, NC-17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 3-31-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
5. Reflections reviews
After coming back home, all Sasuke wants is to be alone, but certain people won't let that happen, especially Naruto. M/M Lemon, One-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-23-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
6. The Walk reviews
Harry just doesn't fit into Draco's perfectly scheduled life, does he? One-shot, HD Slash, Lemon. Happy Valentines Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,171 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 2-12-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
7. The Improper Imperius reviews
Lemon Oneshot DMHP Draco takes his writing farther than he ever has before, and Harry gets him back for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-3-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
8. Evil Angel reviews
Harry is nearing his own end, and the final battle doesn't go the way anyone planned it to. DMxHP Slash,Mature,CharDeath
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-5-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
9. A Firm Conundrum reviews
It seems Malfoy has a slight problem, and it's all Harry's fault. DMxHP. M Oneshot PWP LEMON.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,452 - Reviews: 82 - Published: 3-3-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
10. Time Paradox » reviews
When Sasuke 'dies', suddenly he finds himself traveling through time to find his way back. Will he be able to complete his tasks to get back to Naruto, or will he be sent on to the afterlife? SxN pairing. Not 'really' any character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,352 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 2-23-07 - Published: 11-20-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
11. Common Law » reviews
COMPLETE! Common law marriages are still in effect in Konoha. What effects will that have on Sasuke and Naruto's relationship when they find out that they are now married? Warnings:Yaoi, Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,151 - Reviews: 208 - Updated: 8-26-06 - Published: 5-6-06 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
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