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TwilightNatalia
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since: 05-01-06, id: 1037764, Profile edited: 07-14-08
country: United States
Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, Fullmetal Alchemist, Death Note, and Batman Begins.

I've just realized my sister and I are turning into regular L's. Like, even before we started reading Death Note we already had more than seven identities. We either have problems or one of us needs to use their smarts (not me) to become a detective. But right now as I type this we're sitting trying to remember the name of the girl she played for one of our un-published fics. All we had was a 'k' and then suddenly (and this was still before Death Note) it dawned on Tara...'Kira'! Kira Mustang. How random is that!? But yeah, I've been Lia Cullen, Lia Elric, Amy Newton, Lauren Fuery, Megan Mustang and so many more that I can't even count.

There might be a couple of new Royai fics from me or Tara but it depends on how lazy we both are. The working titles for them are "Bet" and "Off the Record". Tara said she was writing "Bet" and maybe "Off the Record" so I don't know if I have to do anything just yet.

"Bet"- "Did you know that I think you're beautiful?" Roy asked. "You know you shouldn't say that, sir."

"Off the Record"-"Off the record...I love you." Roy whispered into her ear, then kissing her cheek. She turned her head to meet his lips, blushing slightly.

Those were your little sneak previews. "Off the Record" has some serious moments and some really angsty, almost emo-ish moments from Roy and "Bet" has some really serious moments, some really crazy moments, and once or twice Roy might get a little poetic.

I AM NOT SHORT SO EVERYONE WHO THINKS I AM GO GET A LIFE!! TARA, YOU'RE ON MY "PEOPLE TO KILL DURING CHEMISTRY" LIST NOW!! ANYONE WHO EVEN THINKS ABOUT CALLING ME SHORT, I WILL KNOW (BECAUSE EDWARD CULLEN LIVES IN MY DANG CLOSET-SORRY, EDWARD, THEY HAD TO KNOW) AND I WILL PUT ALL OF YOU ON MY "PEOPLE TO KILL DURING CHEMISTRY" LIST. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE NOT IN CHEMISTRY, I'LL PUT YOU THERE. LIKE I SAID, EDWARD CULLEN IN MY CLOSET. GRR!!

Death Note Vol. 1 spurred a conversation between my fellow classmates in Painting about oddly colored houses. I asked the teacher if she thought Light thought he looked cool in front of that pink background and she replied, "Tough men wear pink." I laughed and then a particularly funny girl said, "I saw a house in a nearby town and it was bright pink. It looked like the Barbie Dream House and I wanted so bad. If I had it I'd put My Size Barbies in the front yard instead of lawn ornaments." After that the teacher said, "And a cut-out Ken knocking on the front door." I love my painting class!

"...but then I am not alive. Yet not dead. Something in between, hovering in the twilight, betwixt wakefulness and sleep, caught on the boundary, pinned to the board, unable to go back, unable to go forward." -Garth Nix, Endings

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. come join the dark side (we have cookies)
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If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik's Muse, comix-freak, scarilyobsessed,TwilightNatalia

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts)

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a concieted snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be a lesbian
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST eat spaghetti and meatballs everyday
I'm an OUTCAST, so I MUST be a jealous loser
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be frigid

I'm SHY, so I MUST NOT have any friends

I have a lot of GUY friends so I MUST be dating them all

~STOP STSEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD ANY MORE STEREOTYPES YOU'VE HEARD.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: yourYou are loyal to friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, danceswithwings119, scarilyobsessed, TwilightNatalia

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go on about your favourite pairings on fanfiction and no one has any idea what you are talking about. Crazy is when you've managed to walk into something so spectacularly obvious that you can't believe you missed it (like a truck in motion, for me) If y ou're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, scarilyobsessed, TwilightNatalia

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

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~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! if you believe in God put this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you somethimes think you are not human and are in fact a mythical creature (like a fairy ar something), copy and paste this into your profile (I am not human, i dont behave like one!)

If you ever dream of hot guys from books coming to your school and all the girls in your class go crazy copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish your whole class liked the same books as you copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.


Stories Authored: (17) . Favorite Authors: (1) . Favorite Stories: (0) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. The Problem With Batman's Cape reviews
I have to note this one kinda doesn't go with Batman Begins, but I'm putting here. Umm, it's signed by a different penname cuz I wasn't going to post it myself. Enjoy. Please!
Complete - Batman Begins - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 8-6-08
2. Mello's Humiliation reviews
Uhm, pretty much this is a little one shot that came from my unpublished fic. Rated T to be safe. If you like the characters I'll post the unpublished one.
Complete - Death Note - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-17-08
3. Citrus and Light
I just got this random idea in my head and it stuck. It's complete for now, unless you guys want me to add a cliffie and continue. Rated T for language. R&R.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 9-13-07
4. Watching You reviews
Inspired by Rodney Atkins' song, Watching You. Hohenheim POV. Rated K because there aren't any language issues or violence.
Complete - Fullmetal Alchemist - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 2-12-07
5. Remembering » reviews
Strange and interesting idea I got one day. Please tell me if you have an idea of where Bella and Edward are. I have no clue.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-27-06 - Published: 8-16-06
6. Every Mile A Memory reviews
Song fic, Every Mile A Memory by Dierks Bentley. This a horrible summary. Oh well, just read and tell me what you think. Thanx. I haven't gotten New Moon yet just so you know.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06
7. Shopping! reviews
This is a oneshot that goes with Memories. If you remember correctly, you'll know that Alice can control the future and it's not necessarily a pretty thing.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-24-06 - Published: 8-24-06
8. Giggles reviews
DEFINITELY A ONESHOT.For lack of a better title that is what it will be called. It is rated T for the 'D' word. That is only for safety purposes. Another funny Emmett story. Enjoy!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-24-06 - Published: 8-24-06
9. Doodles reviews
Oneshot. I can't really give a good summary without giving the whole story away so you'll have to read to find out.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 8-16-06
10. Lonely » reviews
Here it is everybody Lonely! You get another funny fic from me, yay you! Rated T because of Emmett's never ending 'need'. Again, it's more dramatic if you're Emmett but it's also traumatic for him and other unmentionable delicate humans.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 8-6-06 - Published: 8-2-06
11. Before Lonely reviews
This is the prequel to Lonely, which you can look for later on. Rated T for language. There's only drama on Emmett's end, really. And really it's more trauma.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 8-1-06
12. BIT » reviews
Weird idea my friend and I got at a sleepover. Please R&R! Pretty random. It's rated T because of some suggestive themes.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-1-06 - Published: 8-1-06
13. A Vampire Nut reviews
Attack of the Vampire Nut? in Bella's POV. Please R&R!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 7-25-06
14. Attack of the Vampire Nuts? reviews
Whilst reading a fic involving the question, 'which came first, the chicken or the egg', the thought popped into my mind as to where the first vampire came from. Please R&R!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-24-06 - Published: 7-24-06
15. Happy Endings Not Available » reviews
To those of you wondering what happened to me I am still here. I am just extremely busy and I hope to post the next chapter soon.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-12-06 - Published: 6-14-06
16. Memories reviews
I considered continuing this at the advice of one of my readers but I have decided against it. Sorry for those of you who were hoping for me to continue.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-27-06
17. Bella's Bliss » reviews
It's only going to be two or three chapters but it's basically Edward spoiling Bella for a day. Please review.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 6-25-06 - Published: 6-16-06
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