For hundreds of years now, many authors have written fantasies about our superior race.
We are described as beautiful, dangerously erotic, immortal creatures that thrive on a diet of blood and vanity.
Often we find these literary tributes quite flattering, except for a recent series which has caused quite an uproar due to the terrible misrepresentation of our race.
This exact reason has prompted me to write this personal message for Stephanie Meyer to please never ever from this moment on, consider herself as a vampire author.
We certainly do not need delusional women fantasizing one of us as their life mates and we certainly were not meant to sparkle in the sun. The Sun. How could any Vampire author think of creating such distasteful imagery of us?
No, we're creatures of the dark and it should be meant to stay that way.
It has been a rather unsettling three years of annoying fan girls thinking this Edward Cullen is the epitome of the model vampire soul mate. We wished she 'd asked our consent before publishing this nonsense of a series.
Although our vampire fan base has considerably grown, personally you have not done us any favor Ms. Meyer. We will never consider these new fans as true ones, because obviously they do not understand the real concept of our race.
I daresay no authors really have managed to grab this concept as well Anne Rice or Bram Stoker.
True vampire fans will understand what we're trying to imply, and if Stephanie Meyer was one, then she should have never had the audacity to pen this disastrous Twilight series. Not to mention that her writing style looks like a horribly, uneducated vampire-obsessed fourteen year old's, rather than a college educated woman's.
Yes, we are quite angry as any other being would be if some woman thought she knew a thing or two about us and decided to profit from it, we personally feel cheated. This message is not only for Stephanie Meyer but also to future aspiring vampire authors.
If you plan on being the next Stephanie Meyer, we are not interested and we certainly will not be pleased to have any association of our race with your writings. We have been a damned race for thousands of years and we deserve more literary masterpieces. I end this with a bottom-line: the last thing we need is distasteful teen fictions of immature infatuation.
-Vampire Community. If you feel the same way, copy and paste this to your profile.

Favorate Movies:Dark Knight, Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars, Fried Green Tomatoes, Last Of The Dogmen

Favorate TV Series:M.A.S.H., Faulty Towers, Home Inprovement,Twilight Zone.

Favorate Songs: Hellsing theme songs, I Write Sins Not Tradigys:Panic At The Disco, Land Of Confusion:Disturbed

Favorate SW races: Tuskens, Chiss, Zabrak, Twi'lekk

Pairings:

Hellsing:A&I, A&R, S&P, R&C, R&I, AA&H

Artimis Fowl:H&A, H&T

NJO:Anakin&Tahira, Jacen&Tenal,Jaina&Jagg

other links http://rivenwood.zoomshare.com/

I have also been given permission to post a link to a totally wonderful/hilarious web comic, a Hellsing fan comic called And Shine Heaven Now located at http://hellsing.comicgenesis.com/

Fannons: Hellsing, LOTR, Star Wars, Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass/Looking Glass Wars/American McGee's Alice, POTO.

FINE!! THAT GUY HAS CLAWS LIKE!! AND TEETH LIKE!!AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE BREATH!! ~May 28th 2007

Please not while I'm eating your cousin

~May 28th 2007

My history teacher should be happy; I went back in time, kidnapped Prince Rudolph, brought him to the future and interviewed him

but I'm not sending him back

~August 2nd 2007

The greatest geniuses are mad men

August 26, 2007

VINCENT GLOMPAGE!! All hail the King of Emo!!

November 2, 2007

Have you glomped your emo ex-turk today?

November 2, 2007

Little boys,promised glory,sent to slaughter.

December 18, 2007

said in reference to WWI but applying to all wars

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile.

Pyromanic? Put this in your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, the weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever been Obessed to the point of fangirlish/fanboyishly in love with a historical person, copy and paste this to your profile ( RUDOLF FRANZ KARL DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF!! clings to the Austrian Crown Prince)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you think Archduke Rudolph Franz Karl Joseph was murdered, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

For some reason, 68 percent of the Phangirl population thinks Christine should have gone with Erik. If you're part of the intelligent 32 percent who thinks she should have just fallen in a hole and died, sparing Erik the painful torture of living with her, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: MyMindIsMyDarkSanctuary, Phantomofthebasket, BlackTippedRose, PhantomPenguin, dark-hearted rose, LisalikesPhantom, WanderingTeen Dalia N'Shard

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen Dalia N'Shard

my family's expectations of a perfect angelic little daughter makes me feel caged, thats why my tempers so short if it's the same with you copy and paste this to your profile.

me, I'm the sort of person who'd go up to Marilyn Manson in the middle of a crowded room and say ever so politely " Excuse me Mister Warner, would your girlfriend mind if I hugged you?" if you would too, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you track down depressed charicters to obsess over copy ad paste this to your profile.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy comes home,

I'll try to be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says it's my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's much too late

His face has been twisted

Into an unimaginable shape

The hurt and pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM TO YOUR PROFILE! (It makes me cry every time I read this!! -sobs-)

TRY NOT TO CRY:
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
But Mommy, when I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye,
I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,
Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,
And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost. Please if you would, pass this around. I'd be happy if you could; don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in your heart for the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be unromantic

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart ass

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I'm a METHODIST so I MUST be lazy not caring person

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I HAVE SUICIDAL TENTANCIES, so I MUST be insane

I am SHORT, so I MUST be young

I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer

I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic)

I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I AM DIFFERENT!!

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into you're profile

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If you are REFUSING to believe that Heath Ledger is you-know-what, put this in your profile.

If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you hear voices of the characters of your fanfictions in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), NicNack4U (Arnold, Aladdin, Captain Jack Sparrow, Drake Parker, Josh Nichols, Crazy Steve, Spencer, Victor van-Dort, Cosmo, Troy Bolton, Chad Danforth, Ryan Evans, Logan Reese, Chase Matthews, Pharaoh Atem/Yami, Joey Wheeler, Seto Kaiba, Duke Devillin, Jafar, Severus Snape, Harry Potter, Danny Fenton/Phantom). jafarjasmineforever2005: Jafar, Aladdin, Frollo, and lot's more (There's been tons).Takara410 (Itachi,aladdin,snaraku,seshomaru,sasori ,dei -dei kun Jack sparrow, will turner ,crazy steve, freddy, micheal myer swhen he was younger,hao, zuko and tons more ooh CHASE YOUNG a sexy beast.), OutcastToReality(L from Death Note, and THE BEST FRICKIN' VILLAIN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH: THE JOKER from Dark Knight) Holly Quinn (The Joker -sigh-)Dalia N'Shard (Joker, Dark Walter, Hans Gunsche, Jack Sparrow, Severus Snape, Erik, Atem, 2005 Riddler, Ghoul, and presently, Joker

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes your umbrella and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!"

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When Life gives you lemons squirt them in Life's eyes!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shit!

Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital .

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just
mess it up.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Please Note: I will update this frequently, just for variety, and because I get new music, a LOT.

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and allot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Dead Man's Party-Clear Static

Waking Up: Long Hard Road Out Of Hell-Marilyn Manson

First Day At School: Tourniquet-Marilyn Manson

Falling In Love: Beneath a Phrygian Sky-Loreena McKennit

Fight Song: Inside The Fire-Disturbed

Breaking Up: Fingerling's Childhood-Harry Gregson-Williams

Prom night: 24-Jem

Life: Hallelujah-Rufus Wainwright

Mental Breakdown: I Don't Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me)-Marilyn Manson

Driving: Welcome to My Life-Simple Plan

Flashback: Everybody's Fool-Evanescence

Getting back together: Bitemarks And Bloodstains-Finch

Wedding: The Sharpest Lives-My Chemical Romance

Birth of Child: Desert Train-Kimmie Rhodes

Final Battle: Vermilion-Slipknot

Funeral Song: Still Alive-Portal

Final Credits: Land of Confusion-Disturbed

Randomly list twelve of your favorite Batman characters:

1: Joker

2: Riddler

3: Harley Quinn

4: Mr. Freeze

5: Scarecrow

6: Harvey Dent

7: Ghoul

8: Alfred

9: Poison Ivy

10: Catwoman

11: Woof

12: Batman

01.)Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

...No...I don't think they exist...

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

...Erm...not really...no...No offense to Nora's tastes in men...He is very loyal after all..

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

...that's...not possible...and sick...and wrong...

04.)Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Not that I've read recently, but I'm sure they exist

05.)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Strangely enough...it's been done before...just look at Batman Forever.

06.)Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Ah, well Ivy's not really all that likely to get into a relationship with Crane, and Catwoman's not his type, least I don't think.

07.)What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two having sex?

Stand there, one eye twitching, then run away screaming.

08.)Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

Hmmm, Joker kicks Harley out...again, but this time she can't bunk with Ivy, because Ivy's still in Arkham, that's when she meets Catwoman...

09.)Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

...I don't think so...Alfred's kinda...and Joker well...passes out

10.)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Who let these psychos in?

11.)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Please...that thought's to scary...hides in corner

12.)Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I don't even think there's any Seven slash on this site...

13.)Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Sure, it's actually a rather popular pairing, Harley and Ivy.

14.)Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of, although I've chibified him.

15.)Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Nope.

16.)What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Eh...I'm sure most anyone could figure THAT one out.

17.)If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Piano Man-Elton John

18.)If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Rated M for extreme violence, slash, and lemons.

19.)What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Hey little boy, wanna play?"

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never...wait, he fear-gassed a Sue in that one fic...

21.)What is Six's super-secret kink?

He dreams of a Susan B. Anthony coin with Marilyn Monroe's voice...no, not really...

22.)Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Drunk...very drunk...

23.)If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

...that's kinda a draw, you see, they're both ukes...

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

Joker and Poison Ivy are in a happy relationship until Ivy suddenly runs off with Mr. Freeze. Joker, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Woof and a brief unhappy affair with Batman, then follows the wise advice of Scarecrow and finds true love with Harley Quinn.

Is there life on Mars?-Dunno

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Van Dorn: "I suppose you, like your friends, claim that Batman drove you to be a criminal?"

Hatter: "He diiiid"

Van Dorn: "As I recall your case, you brainwashed and kidnapped a woman who rejected you!"

Hatter: "Batman forced me to do it! He was going to take her away from me... I had no choice!"

Van Dorn: "You could've respected her wishes and left her alone!"

Hatter: "I WOULD'VE KILLED HER FIRST!" suddenly distressed look, turns to Judge joker. "I'd like that statement stricken from the record, please..."

Joker: surprised "Record...? Is someone supposed to be writing this down?"

Joker: "Tell me something, my friend: You ever danced with the devil, by the pale moonlight?"
Green Goblin: "Yeah, he told me you're gay."

Mad Hatter: "Tea!"

Scarecrow: "Cake!"

Mad Hatter: "Tea!"

Scarecrow: "Cake!"

Google searches for ‘I love Batman’: 20, 800, 000
Google searches for ‘I love Superman’: 11, 700, 000
Google searches for ‘I love Spiderman’: 9, 000, 000

Batman pwns all.