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Author has written 42 stories for Star Wars, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Final Fantasy VII, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Mass Effect. Vampirepenguin... ...is probably older than you think. ...needs a work ethic like she needs a hole in her head. ...will one day post something longer than 2K words. (that day is probably not today.) ...has been in fandom for longer than she cares to think about. ...has the attention span of a brain-damaged magpie in a silver shop. ...obsesses over more fandoms in a week than most people do in their entire lives. ...does not post anywhere near as much as she writes. ...can now write properly 'shippy stuff, sort of. ...fails hardcore at the social thing, online or off it. ...has a kickass beta. ...is also a part time student and a full-time pain-in-the-ass at a local pharmacy. ...enjoys talking about herself in the third person. Current Obsessions: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Get Backers, Air Gear, Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, xxxHolic, Kingdom Hearts, D.Gray Man.Chronic Obsessions: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, One Piece, FFVII, Heroes, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Discworld, Good Omens, Baldur's Gate, Harry Potter, Firefly, Gankutsuou, Saiyuki, Death Note, Jade Empire, Naruto, Bleach. Any questions? Drop me a line.Last Updated: October 25th, '07 | |||||
1. Memento Mori reviewsSomething so beautiful should not fall forgotten. An asari Matriarch's death, from an outsider's point of view.Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-3-08 - Complete2. The Morning After reviewsIt's Saturday, and he just slept with Gokudera Hayato. shameless YamamotoGokudera fluff, no spoilersKatekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-25-07 - Complete3. Desert Sunrise reviewsSakura doesn't know if she likes Suna, and she certainly doesn't pretend to understand it. oneshot, gennish KankurouSakura, requestNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-25-07 - Kankuro & Sakura H. - Complete4. Messenger Duty reviewsTemari's brothers have their own opinion on her personal life. Not that it matters: she does as she likes, as always. oneshot, ridiculously short, implied ShikamaruTemariNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-11-07 - Temari & Kankuro - Complete5. A Fair Fight reviewsTenten doesn't mind fighting dirty if she has to, but she prefers an even match. oneshot, KankurouTentenNaruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-07 - Tenten & Kankuro - Complete6. Lazy Laugh and a RedWhite Shirt reviewsBeing a Turk's got nothing to do with belief. Fifty sentences on Reno. Game and movieverse, 'ware spoilers. rated for language and violence, title from Franz Ferdinand's 'The Fallen'Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-8-07 - Reno - Complete7. Growing Up reviewsTeam Ten has a new goal to meet. oneshot, gen, SPOILERS for 328 onNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-12-07 - Asuma S. & Shikamaru N. - Complete8. The Game reviewsIt's not whether you win or lose... fluff, NejiShikamaruTemari OT3, no spoilersNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-18-06 - Temari & Shikamaru N. - Complete9. Lessons in Turking reviewsTseng and Elena have a few choice bits of advice for their former captors. Reno's just passing it along. post AC, rated for language and violenceFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-8-06 - Reno & Rude - Complete10. Before the Storm reviewsIt's always like this, something familiar and comforting and easy, something with no words spoken, no uncertainties exchanged. AsumaKurenai, oneshot, no spoilersNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 10-26-06 - Asuma S. & Kurenai Y. - Complete11. Fair Trade reviewsJust an arm. Just a hat. Just a kid. Shanks genOne Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-2-06 - Complete12. Of Goats and Explosives reviewsHe hasn't had short hair since he can remember. And now that damn Temari is hacking it off left and right. ShikamaruTemari, light crackNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-18-06 - Temari & Shikamaru N. - Complete13. A Friendly Spar reviewsTemari likes it better when the odds are against her. It makes victory sweeter in the end, she thinks. TemariNeji, oneshotNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-13-06 - Temari & Neji H. - Complete14. Learning to Breathe reviewsSome things, you can't heal. Sakura knows this. InoSakura, mild ShikamaruTemari winner of challenge 3 on the LJ comm pigxforeheadNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-7-06 - Sakura H. & Ino Y. - Complete15. Blood and Lavender reviewsFlowers don't belong on a battlefield, he'd told her, and she'd smacked him. oneshot, ShikamaruInoNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-2-06 - Shikamaru N. & Tenten - Complete16. Rainy Night reviewsHe's not coming back, is he. mid timeskip InoSakuraNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-06 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete17. Problematic reviewsTenten is usually quite good at being patient. NejiTentenNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 8-27-06 - Tenten & Neji H. - Complete18. Fragments reviewsTobi doesn't remember much. oneshot, probably AUNaruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-25-06 - Obito U. & Rin - Complete19. Counting the Days reviewsNeji has a tendency to think of things in terms of numbers. oneshot, slight NarutoNejiNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-23-06 - Neji H. & Naruto U. - Complete20. Fifth reviewsTsunade is not a hero. She is a leader and a healer, but she is not a hero. loose prequel to Sixth, ShikamaruSakura, oneshotNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-19-06 - Tsunade S. & Sakura H. - Complete21. First Kill reviewsChouji, Shikamaru. A field, a bag of chips, and a first kill. oneshot, genNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-15-06 - Chōji A. & Shikamaru N. - Complete22. A Simple Gift reviewsKankurou, Gaara, and a birthday present. gen, oneshot, KankuroucentricNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-12-06 - Gaara & Kankuro - Complete23. Simple reviewsNoa dances. request, postmovie, light HeiNoaFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-06 - Complete24. Aftermath reviewsIn the aftermath of the chuunin exams, Asuma makes a decision. AsumaKurenai, oneshotNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 7-26-06 - Asuma S. & Kurenai Y. - Complete25. Shatter reviewsIn which Kakashi dies, and there are consequences. implied KakashiIruka, Irukacentric with side of Team SevenNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-23-06 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete26. Sacrifice reviewsSasuke is the strongest opponent Shikamaru's ever gone up against. oneshotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 7-21-06 - Shikamaru N. & Sasuke U. - Complete27. Waiting reviewsThe jounin senseis of the Rookie Nine wait for their teams. oneshot, written for kilerkkiNaruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-17-06 - Asuma S. & Kurenai Y. - Complete28. Full Circle reviewsThis is not a love story with ninjas. This is ninjas, who just happen to have a love story. oneshot, ShikamaruTemariNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-6-06 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete29. Debates on the Subject of Jealousy reviewsFiclet in which I cheerfully stomp on the InoShikamaruTemari triangle. Rated for gropeage and kissing. ShikamaruTemari, InoSakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-26-06 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete30. Seals or Cages reviewsEven a caged bird, if it's clever, will try to open the cage with its beak, never giving up its desire to fly freely. Genma remembers.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-22-06 - Genma S. & Hayate G. - Complete31. Some Kind of Balance reviewsThey're her balance. It's all she has, all she needs. oneshot, threesome, IzumoAnkoKotetsuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-18-06 - Anko M. - Complete32. Dream Come True reviewsEverything turned out the way he'd planned, years ago. oneshot, futurefic, ShikamaruTemariNaruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-12-06 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete33. Sleeping Beauty reviewsThey never thought Ino would be the first of them to go. A possible future for team ten. oneshot, genNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-8-06 - Ino Y. & Shikamaru N. - Complete34. Loss reviewsNaruto is thinking. An activity to which, some would be quick to point out, he is unaccustomed. oneshot, post Valley of the End, BYOSNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-31-06 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete35. Starlight and Logic reviewsPeople will surprise you sometimes. After Shikamaru's first mission as team leader, he and Naruto have a little talk. loose sequel to Hidden in Plain SightNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-29-06 - Naruto U. & Shikamaru N. - Complete36. Hidden in Plain Sight reviewsShikamaru figures it out. set during Chuunin finals, spoilers for aforementionedNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-27-06 - Shikamaru N. & Naruto U. - Complete37. Troublesome reviewsShikamaru facilitated InoSakura. That's about it, really... oneshot, twtNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-27-06 - Sakura H. & Shikamaru N. - Complete38. Strength reviewsKin is strong, and that's why she doesn't scream or run away. minor spoilers for What Happens After The Chuunin FinalsNaruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-19-06 - Kin T. & Kabuto Y. - Complete39. Sixth reviewsIn essence, the Sixth Hokage is not Uzumaki Naruto, and he's acutely aware of the fact. futurefic, genNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-11-06 - Shikamaru N. - Complete40. Hyuuga Eyes reviewsHaruno Sakura, Nara Shikamaru, and Hyuuga Neji are sent on a mission one day. Things go downhill from there. Oneshotty, AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 5-5-06 - Neji H. & Shikamaru N. - Complete41. Of Faith reviewsCompanion piece to Of War Malak's POV on life, the universe, and everything. Well, no, not really, but close enough. oneshotStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-5-06 - Complete42. Of WarRevan: a Warsera character sketch. Preevil, obviously, but he's getting there... oneshotStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Published: 5-5-06 - Complete
