08.28.08
There's this one copy and paste that I find extremely annoying. 'If you are alive, copy and paste this into your profile'. I say, "Screw that." Here's my copy and paste: If you are CLEARLY deceased, copy and paste this into your profile.
It just goes right over their heads.
Quotes section: You missed it. Don't lie.
"It's not where we are; it's who we're with."~Jenny
"This is so weird...but in a nice, hopeful way."~Julia
"We don't need the evidence of pixels to remember that we're friends--that we're family."~Jenny
"Am I allowed here?"~ Annie
"'...On a happier/stranger note, it both looks and sounds like my two female gerbils are having sex in the glass aquarium beside me. O.o;;;;;;;;;;;'
'O.O; Uh...hit them?'
'That...that is just plain /weird./ XDDDD'
'I hope they're properly protected?'" ~ Annie, Jenny, Corinne, and Silver, respectively
"We can band together. I mean, it won't be the same as before. That'd be naive and stupid to even dream of. But, since we are a family, and I know we can band together, we can just get by. And that's all anybody really needs, right?"~Myself
Carlos Bernard (in a really bad Australian accent): Hello, I'm Sarah Wynter and I play Kate Warner.
Sarah Wynter (in some kind of odd gangster accent): My name is Carlos Bernard and I play Tony Almei-DUH
Michelle Forbes (brightly): My name is Joan and I play the bomb!
- Day 2 11:00 am to 12:00 pm commentary done by the aforementioned three actors.
"don't eat me! though, i am undoubtedly rather tasty..."- The Hero Sis
"TV fuzz alone can save our forum."~ Aly
"Did I miss something? Kelly is doing humor?" ~Rayne
"'No, it's just Rayne doing everybody again. Amber and Piglet are...yeah. Carry on,' Birchstar informed in. Next clearing over, the show Tainted's Domain was playing on satellite TV."~ Rayne’s humor fic
"Now, you must have a name," Birchstar said as he pulled his nose back from Starflame's forehead. "The current ideas are Starstar, Flamestar, Star, and...Freak. Someone mentioned Flamesprit, but that's not a leader name. Though it does have a nice ring to it... Anyways, choose your name."
Starflame stared at him incredulously. "You cannot be serious! They're all fucking retarded names!" Birchstar stared at her as cries erupted from one clearing over.
"No! Rayne sacrificed her self to save Losteh!"
"NO! Amber and Jayde killed Rayne after she killed Losteh!"
"NO! You're all wrong! WonderC password protected the computer!"~ Rayne’s story that may actually be up still.
“Hey . . . if StonexFeather, why not MistyxStorm?”
“Because she's DEAD. DEADSIES. DEADWOOD. DEAD LIKE DEADFOOT'S DEAD FOOT.”~ Annie and Jenny, respectively
"'Stonefur's a wimp, BloodClan wins, and NP gets fucked up the arse, and - oh, hells, is that a Twoleg monster?'"~ Jenny
"Dude, that'd be ass kickin'. If Stonefur were the father of Sandstorm's kits. Although that's kinda pedophile-ish. Because in Into The Wild, they say that Stonefur is already, "A great warrior." Unless Stonefur is the RiverClan version of Fireheart/star/Ihateyou,youmuthafuckin'garystusodie." ~ I
"The tortoiseshell she-cat rolled her eyes. 'YOU FUCKED A STICK, MORON!' she snapped. 'GAWD~'"~ Jenny
“My life aspiration: write the first Warriors over-300k-word fic. :D”
“ Apparently, Im going to do that before you if I would learn to update WTWH at reasonable times.”~ Jenny and Aly
"'Anyone else'? Hmm...maybe you should've used selective phrasing... -grin- But I'm not naming names coughBlueycough?”
"What about me now? You want me to join this crazy quest? Imma get my my arse kicked down to New Mexico."
"Well, they have nice weather. -grin-"~ Jenny and I, respectively.
"Losteh, you dropped something."~Aly
“Are.you.SERIOUS?”
“ Oh, yes, Lost, I am joking. In fact, this whole forum has been a lie. It was never here.”
“XD I love how Bluey gets it AFTER I've gone through the "WTF?" process. WAIT, WHAT! ALY, NO~ Now I don't want to wake up in the morning. DDDD=” ~ Me, Aly and Jenny, respectively.
"OMIGAW WONDERC WE'REA RISE UP AND DESTROY YOUUUUUUU~
...I don't know WTF that was.-Jenny
"Roofman, the world's gayest superhero! -plays Candy Man as theme music-" -Jenny
"OMIGAW! YOU KILLED ROOFMAN! Kelly-man, you haff defeated him=O"~ Jenny
"I would never kill an innocent gay super-hero!"~Kelly
"OMGIKNO. WTF. Am I on crack?"
"No, you're on SWEATER, stupid~"Jenny and I, not respectively
"Fuck."~ Jenny
"FUCK~"~ Jenny
"Who can make our roofs shine?
Sprinkle them with glue?
The Roofman can~"~ Jenny
"ARGH! The lack of capital letters - it's eating away at my so-o-o-o-u-u-ul! DDD8"~ Jenny
"OMIGAW~ I thought that was just a myth! FLAMEH DOES EXIST~ ...Because she's a figment of...of...RAYNE's imagination!"~ Jenny
"I might take more pictures next time I go walking. (I just HAVE to show you what an alligator in the WILD, not in a FRICKIN zoo looks like. I like to play around with them...until they come back for revenge. Then, your run. And if running doesn't work, run some more.)"~ Aly
"About the Santa has AIDS thing, my brother used to say that if I wasn't good Santa would rape me. I thought it meant tickle."~ Rave
"Annie still here?"
"No, I'm gone."
"Oh, good."~Ferny and Rayne!
"Ah, screw quotes! They're nothing but words! I'm getting out of here."~ Mem
"I heart Rent."
"I love you. xDDD~ Markie and I, not respectively.
"Oh well. I rather like this new title of 'asshole'. It makes me feel distinguished."~ Me
"Don't snap at me for being concerned. Every mother is concerned about their children. Although, you're not my child and it'd be kind of disturbing if you were."~ Me
"They're not morons; they just want to help."
"Yeah. When I want to help, I march right over to the person in charge and take a piss on their shoes." ~Rayne and Piglet, respectively.
"BlackClan – The cats of this Clan all have some black on their pelt. WhiteClan – The cats of this Clan all have some white on their pelt. GrayClan – The cats of this Clan all have some silver or gray on their pelt. RedClan – The cats of this Clan all have some ginger or red on their pelt. "
"--so what happens when a SILVER KIT is born in each clan? The Apocalypse." ~ Kelly and Aly, respectively.
"Have you ever met me?!"
"Yeah, actually. I'm that nerdy boy with the glasses and acne who sits across from you in Health; didn't you know? Let's get together some time." ~ Tawny and Ferny, respectively.
"Piglet's back!"
"Yeah, she got raped...it's strange." ~Rayne and I, not respectively.
"Yeah, Rayne does everybody; didn't you know?"
"I dunno. Bad habit?" ~Piglet and Rayne, respectively.
"WHO RAPED ME? I kind of want to know."
"Uuuh, me because I do everybody? XDDD"
"-sarcasm- Oh, I raped you, even though I've never seen you in real life"
"NO! I raped her! ...We're fighting over who raped Tawny...XDD" ~Tawny, Rayne,and Memo.
"Yes, you have amazing taste, Bluey~"
"You're just in awe of my tastiness, right?"
"-licks lips- You're so delicious...it's absurd." ~ Ferny and I, respectively
“What the...SOMEONE VOTED FOR ME! And it wasn't me..”~Flameh
“’FLAMIE IS GUILTY! BE-HEAD HIM!’
‘ WTF? You said I was a guy again! -stab-‘”~ Lia and Flameh
“1. Seeing a cute/strong/interesting/battle-worn tom/she-cat during a Gathering/patrol/battle/medicine cat journey/Pizza Hut trip.”~ Jenny
“You're an author, editor, admin AND co-author?? What else can you be?!”~ Shadowed Horizon
“‘ShadowClan isn't mean people. If anything, Lia's been kidnapped by THUNDERCLAN.’
‘Oh no! The Clan of Mary Sues and Gary Stus would never steal Lia. They wouldnt even steal a measely feather off a dieing bird. ShadowClan did it!’
‘It was Starclan. They make the most retarded, easy to decipher prochecies.’”~ Me, Kelly and Annie, respectively.
“I gave Stormflight a lot of good advice - but I was brisk about it - so she'll probably tell me to Daisy voice Go to HellClan! end voice Except, instead of spelling it HellClan, she'll spell it Helclan.”~ Lia
“No they mentioned Brokenstar's scent. I guess Scourge decided to beleive in the Place of No Stars when he heard they had a bar. ha ha.”~ Kelly
“I feel so quazi duplicitious.”~ Me
“Me? Or Rayne? THAT BITCH! I SAY WE SLAP HER! NO! WE BITCHSLAP HER!”~ Me
“YAY! FIRST STOP IS NOT RUSSIA BECAUSE YOU NEVER INVADE RUSSIA IN THE WINTER!”~ Me
“YOU WILL NEVER TAKE US AND OUR WIERD LITTLE BABY WHO KILLS PEOPLE WITH HER MIND!”~ Lia
“‘Word, playa.’
‘You forgot the turquoise hat.’”~ Rayne and Jenny
“You all and your twisted little minds. I hide behind my fortress of pillows and marshmallows. Mostly pillows. Since I ate all the marshmallows because I am a fat glutton.”~ Me
“Peole, this is LostBluePhantom who agrees with me about stuff like ThunderClan always being sparkly and good and ShadowClan being OMGEVUL. As displayed in her fic Damaged. Which you should all go read. Now.”~ Flameh
“i THIRD THIS MOTION!”~ Me
“Scrubs is my love. It's the greatest show in the history of all shows ever in the world. Ever. I know every single episode and quote it like it's my religion, which it might as well be. I'm an atheist. I like Cloudtail and Mothwing for being my no-religion-buddies. They're cool.
Let's see...I have issues with over-used plot devices and prophecies. Why must everything have some stupid prophecy to go along with it? I get it, fire alone can save the Clan, Jaypaw has mad-ninja skills and an alter-ego, Stormfur must look like a chick, blood will spill blood and the lake will run purple, blah, blah, blah. Just kill me already.
Does anyone else think that Graystripe looks like a manwhore in the manga? It's disgraceful. And Millie is apparently a silver tabby, but the cover of Warrior's Refuge has this ugly-ass tan she-cat with a big forehead and weird nose. I hate the manga. I'm trying to write it out, though, so the cats can appear more like cats and not gang-rapists or something.
Umm...I'm a terrible procrastinator and...I'm afraid of forums. It's true. They scare me a little. You guys are frightening.”~ Jenny
“Assassinkit--Kit who has a habit of murdering clan cats in their sleep, based off of Altair in Assassin's Creed”~ Aly
“AHHHHHH! I LOVE THIS! I am a meddy cat.”~ Rayne
“Tonight we dine one ghosts! IN HELL!”~Duxa
“Flameh thinks we're retarded. Don't you Flameh? She's too good to associate with us...little snob... “~Aly
“ZOMG STALKER AND ANOTHER CONSPIRACY! -rushes to conspiracy thread- “
“Now I'm the evil plotter? How rude...” ~ Aly and Flameh
“Screw reality checks.” ~ Flameh
“The words "hard on" are censored. Methinks that somes sheer WTFery right there.” ~ Flameh
“I'M NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD!”
“No duh. It's the world. You can never be alone.”
“Well, you can if you get put in a rubber room!”~ Rayne and I, respectively
“Yay! Icons are the shizzle.”
“0_o Dont ever say that again...”~ Aly and I, err not respectively
“Icecream is edible. Unless you're Tawneypelt. Because that, my dear children, would be canibalism.”
“JOHNNY DEPP FTW! Why is the rum ALWAYS gone? “~ Rayne and I, respectively
“IDK. Can I eat Bob when he's fully cooked?”~ Rayne
JS (Jon Stewart): Thank you. Thank you very much, it's great to be here tonight.
SC (Stephen Colbert): Good evening godless sodomites.
JS: What-what are you doing?
SC: I'm bringing the truth Jon. We're in Hollywood, the belly of the beast.
JS: Can't just- you can't just read the prompter?
SC: I'm reading the prompter in here. -Points to heart-You can read that pablem.
JS:Award show banter is not pablem. Reality televsion celebrates the human condition, by ellimanating what's -starts to mumble-extrodanary and the ordinary.
SC: It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies. -audiance cheers-
JS: The results are often dramatic and always unexpected. We're here to honor achievement in that category.
SC: By giving you a golden idol to worship. KNEEL BEFORE YOUR GOD BABYLON!
JS:This is-uh-this is about the Manilow thing?
SC:I lost to Barry Manilow! Barry Manilow! I lost to the Copacabana! Singing and dancing is not preforming! Wolverine I could've lost to! He's got claws for hands!
JS: Alright
SC: Can I hold some of yours?
JS: NO!
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