| BloodRedAngel808 |
Author has written 42 stories for Fruits Basket, Naruto, and Harry Potter. Name: Lynn or Angel Gender: I'm a 'Whoa! It's a man!' or Woman, for short. Age: Old enough to know that If I get caught, I am so royally screwed. lol Race: I love to run, thanks. (Just another way of telling people I could care less what your skin color or religion is, you're still a damn person.) Inspirational Quote : Too positive to be doubtful Describe Yourself: I have red hair. Brown eyes. Pale skin. What I wear varies to the mood I'm in. I can be goth, punk, pop, ballet(lol I kid, I kid) and whatever I want to be for the day. Fav Food: Oh I love food. I'm not big on sweets, but I'll eat just about anything. Where did you come from?: ...you're mom never gave you the 'birds and the bee's' talk...did she? Top Anime/Manga- At this here moment? D. Gray-man and Naruto Add my Myspace! And My blog! It will have snippets from my daily life, both the odd, funny and sad, PLUS It's where I plan on keeping people on track with my stories here. So go on and check it out, okay? www.insanityandmilk.blogspot.com Also! Add my yaoi blog, where I'll keep fans updated with the lastest Yaoi manga that I've read or bought! NOTE: Be sure to send me a message telling me your from Fanfiction! And I TRY to send 'Thanks for Adding' but if you don't tell me, I don't know. Fav het Parings. ( Only the ones I can think of at the moment) Kakashi/Sakura- This pairing is SOOOO cute. Yes, I know the age difference is like..HUGE, but the fics I've read are so...so...good a writing them. They pair together nicely when You think about it. Sai/Sakura- I'm not a HUGE fan of this. (Since I want Sai for myself) but that Sai/Ino crap drives me crazy. Sai is MINE, I claim him..in my world, for Kishimoto owns them all. Gaara/Sakura- Cute, fluffy and it makes my heart warm. Yaoi parings: Sasuke/Naruto- Must I explain? The anime isn't even YAOI and this is the most popular paring in the HISTORY of...well...anything! Naruto/Sasuke- At first, I was adamant about this pairing, cuz I couldn't see Naruto as Seme...but...BOOOY did MasterOfTheRebels prove me wrong. (I seriously recomend her fics) Allen/Kanda- OMG. This pairing is so...so...intense. Plus, they make me laugh. Neji/Gaara- mmmm. This is a hot pairing, they've probally NEVER talked in the series, but they make one sweet ass couple. Yuki/Kyo- Yes, I know Kyo and Tohru are going to end up together, but this is such a fun pairing. Kurama/Hiei- STILL obsessed over this one. I mean, COME ON, you see it too right? Sasori/Deidara- Yum. Yum. Yum. Kisame/Itachi- Don't hate. This is actually a really good pairing. It's funny, fluffy and all around awesome to read. IF you can find good ones. Itachi/Deidara- This is a cute pairing. I like writing this one. My story Guardian Bay, has this pairing. So read it if you like! Draco/Harry- Ahhh. Another pairing that is not mean to be, but at the same time, IS meant to be. OkAy! Story Ideas! Quest For Konoha Best freinds since childhood, Sasuke and Sakura have always stuck together. They were inseparable. But when and important scroll is stolen from the kingdom of Konoha, it's up to them and two arguing shape shifters to find it. Discovering love, friendship and courage along the way. Parings: Sasu/Naru Gaa/Saku Gaurdian Bay(in-progress) Sasuke Uchiha could never appreciate the beauty of the bay behind his house. Nor could he accept that Sakura could love the creatures that lived there. That All changed when a rumored delinquent moves in next door, Bringing with him the beauty Sasuke could never see. Pairings: Sasu/Naru, Gaa/Saku, Kiba/Hina, NejiShika Heart of A Fighter A spin-off of the Reba series...except with ALOT of different characters. Sakura Haruno had a not-so-happy marriage with renown bachelor Sasuke Uchiha. But when he goes off and falls for her best friend Naruto, she's stuck with three kids. One who's gotten herself pregnant, the others turning into a Gothic freak and a one with a strange obsession with...bananas? Throw in waky neighbors, strange phycotic red-heads and you get one HELL of a comedy. Before You Say No (Next in Line after Guardian Bay) It wasn't every day that you got a job offer from your best friends boss. But when Sakura Haruno gets hired as the 25th secretary of Kakashi Hatake, she comes to the conclusion that she should have taken the other job! No one told her he was a lazy perv! However, when an old family secret threatens the future of his company, it's her mission to solve the mystery of his past. Before the bad guy does. This is going to be my first EVER Kakashi/Sakura fic. It's going to be my baby when I do it, So i'm going to get Guardian Bay and The Time Turners out of the way before I start it. Disturbia (On Hold, Needs Ideas...I'll get it up eventually) Accused of a crime he didn't commit, Sasuke sits alone in a psychiatric ward, guarded double time. Then, someone proves his innocence and releases him from his prison. His first day out, he meets the people who will take care of him until he's stable enough to be on his own. But his tragic past is beginning to haunt him in his dreams...but is it really a dream? Or a sick reality he can't escape? And is this blonde-haired boy the angel he's been looking for? Based off the Song 'Disturbia' by Rihanna. And after listening to the whole song and reading the lyrics...I've been inspired. So if you want it, let me know and while I'll get right to it after BYSN! Transforming The Foxes After being kicked out of her family's mansion for being labeled 'the worthless daughter', Sakura has nowhere to go. Alone, poor and out of place in the big bad world, she has no choice but to take the roll as supervisor of a bunch of college BOYS. Except, they're lead by the number one loser. Naruto Uzumaki. So with rivalries, love at first sight and a little bit of friendship, she'll prove to her family and the world, that she's worth something. Main Pairing: Sasu/Naru! (It's kinda Sakura's story...but they're my main pairing.) Saku/Kakashi Kiba/Hina Gaa/Lee (and other's...I'll figure them out eventually...) 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! I got this from Kaname Natsumi I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, BloodredAngel808 Some awsome saucesome quotes! ( and stuff from my daily life) " My friends tongue got infected." -me " Probably been french kissing his girlfriend too much"- grandmother " Whoa! That'll be an awesome story to tell everyone!" -sister " NO! If you tell someone, then they'll tell someone, then they'll tell someone and they THEY'LL tell someone." -me " Yea. By that time, the problem will be different." -grandmother " Yea! Then something ELSE will be infected!" -Me -0-0-0-0- " Sheesh. Men are horrible with directions."- My bestest friend Tiff " Yea I know. Which is why on GPS systems, the voice is Female." -Me -0-0-0-0- " So..I have to go mow the grass now." Me " You make it sound like You WANT to mow the grass."My friend Phillip " I do. I like physical labor." me (He waited a while to reply) Well. That explains your obsession with sex." Phillip -0-0-0-0- Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams I'm not the girl your mom warned you about. Her imagination wasn't this good. The man may wear the pants in a relationship, but I control the zipper! God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. (Cat sitting on fish tank) A Vid you MUST see! XD What does ANBU do in their spare time? There can't be rouge ninja to kill 24/7, can there? | |||||||||
1. Guardian Bay » reviewsSasuke could never understand why Sakura thought the creatures that lived in thier bay, were beautiful. But when a rumored delinquent moves in next door,he brings with him the beauty Sasuke couldn't see. Along with a secret that could destroy them all.S/NNaruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,848 - Reviews: 421 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 5-8-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.2. Home reviewsJust what was home? Sasu/NaruNaruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-20-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete3. Waitin' On A Woman reviewsHe hated waiting, but a small run-in with a curious stranger gives him a little insight on the things he should have been focused on. Shika/Ino Asuma/Kurenai Fluffy.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-10-09 - Shikamaru N. & Ino Y. - Complete4. Dirty Cookie reviewsWell, this was the last thing Sakura expected to see when she got home. Attention: No cookies were eaten during this story. However, one was molested. Sasu/NaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-3-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete5. With Every Breath I Take reviewsEverything's made to be broken, but never think that I would break you. Sasu/NaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-11-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete6. Dusk Till Dawn » reviewsWe are not Evil nor are we Good. We exist in between. Not dying, but not living either. Our job is to rid the world of things like us. You are our only light, our only hope. And you still don't even know who you really are. Neji/SakuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,349 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 10-25-08 - Neji H. & Sakura H.7. The Akatsuki Corner » reviewsEver wonder what it's like to see a talk show with the Akatsuki? Pure CHAOS. Funny, spoofy and all around out of this world. Literally. -Taking Suggestions Now!-Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,418 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 10-24-088. Tobi's Poem reviewsWho knew Tobi could rhyme! Defiantly not me.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-9-08 - Complete9. When It Rains reviewsCuz the sex is so much better when you're mad at me......Sasu/NaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete10. To Get To You reviews-Third in the PetalSongfic Trilogy- He stopped touching her. Are they even dating anymore? She knows she loves him...but....Gaa/SakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-8-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete11. Till The Last Rose Dies reviewsI left flowers at your door last night..... Sasu/NaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-3-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete12. His World reviewsBecause in my world, there's only you. Sasu/NaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-24-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete13. The Time Turners » reviewsWhen time is being meddled with...they go into action! Sasu/Naru, Neji/Saku, Kiba/Hina Gaara/Lee AUNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,308 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 2-23-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.14. Angel's Naruto Show! » reviewsJust a tv show with interviews from the charecters Well...is started out that way.... Funny as hell!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,051 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-10-08 - Published: 10-1-0615. The Fool reviewsCuz I'm the fool, in love with the fool, who's still in love with you. Sasu/Naru Sasu/Saku Kaka/SakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-9-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete16. Who Let The Dogs Out! reviewsThe Nin-dogs are running loose throughout Konoha! So Tsunade calls in Team Seven to do the job. But can they look underneath the underneath to find out who let them out? Sasu/Naru Kaka/Saku FluffehNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete17. Things She'll Never Say reviews-Second In the PetalSongfic Trilogy- It's been a year now, she was sure it was over. She's certian it is, but another love is clouding her mind. And she has the perfect song for it.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-18-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete18. Stained By You reviews-Sequal To Bleed For Me- Four years and yet you still haunt me. Why can't you just let me be? And Why....? Sasu/Naru light Gaa/Neji and Kaka/SakuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-30-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete19. The Great Escape » reviewsThey threw it all away. For Freedom. Despite the fact that they were from different social boundries. They were still freinds. But when reality pushes them past thier limits, Things will change. SasuNaru GaaSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,065 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 8-15-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.20. So Small reviewsAnd when they figure out love is all that matters....... Sakucentric with Hina/Kiba and Sasu/naru pairings. Inspired by a music video. Rated for Language.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-23-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.21. Summer in the South » reviewsSasukes family left the city for a peacful summer vacation. What they got was a town full of lively people and dark secrets. And a pack full of misfits with pasts darker than the town itself. SasuNaru NejiGaar ShikIno KibaHina AU RomanceHorrorsupernatuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,916 - Reviews: 684 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 4-16-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete22. Harry Potter and The Seer » reviewsIt's a new year at Hogwarts with yet another new DADA teacher. Join Harry, Ron, Hermione and...Draco?...in an adventure full of odd new teachers, Sibling rivarlies and romance! H/D S/OC R/HHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-16-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.23. Always Yours reviewsIt was always like this when one would come home from a fight..... And they wouldn't have it any other way. Neji/Saku Slight lemon.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-08 - Neji H. & Sakura H. - Complete24. Darker Than Night » reviewsSequal! They fell back into thier normal lives. Or so they thought. Random murders disrupt it quickly. The mysterious girl that roams in the night, Sakura's new powers and a secret that will change thier world. Spiraling them into the dark. NejiSakuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,145 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 2-19-08 - Published: 1-30-07 - Neji H. & Sakura H.25. Bleed For Me reviewsSasuNaru You never cared about me. You only care about the sex. I hate you. I love you. Notice for ALL my readers. Please read! It's important. Slight GaaNeji, KibaHina, ShikaInoNaruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,570 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-4-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete26. Teardrops on My Guitar reviews-First in the PetalSongFic Trilogy- She couldn't have him. He belonged to someone else. But that didn't stop her from letting out her feelings in a song that was perfect and matched her talent.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-6-07 - Neji H. & Sakura H. - Complete27. Cupids, Draw Back Your Bows! reviewsA funny spoof of Naruto and the Cupid twins! With a twist. Funny as all get out! NejiSaku, SasuNaru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-17-07 - Neji H. & Sakura H. - Complete28. Better Than Drugs » reviewsHe missed her. It was that simple. SasuSaku AUishNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 5-9-07 - Published: 1-12-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.29. Just so you know reviews[SasuNaru] AU Yaoi. Oneshotsongfic. It hurt to know that he no longer exsisted. It hurt to know that he one he loved.....pushed him away.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-27-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete30. With Love reviewsSongfic [SasuSaku] A game, eh? A game of chase, where the rules didn't matter.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-3-07 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete31. Fire and Ice reviewsFeed My Flame. Melt My Ice. Yaoi, SasuNaru Short random oneshot I wrote while I was listening the Play With Fire. Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-25-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete32. Does Anybody Hear Him? reviewsSascentric. A sweet, sad sonfic that I hope touches you all. sasunaru nothings explict. even nonsasunaru fans will love this.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-19-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete33. I Love You reviewsSasnnaru, Sasucentric, takes place in sound where Sasuke goes over his growing affection for a blueeyed boy. Slight yaoi. hints of Nejisaku. There is a notice at the end for all my readers!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-11-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete34. Through His Daughters Eyes reviewsAfter Sakura's death, Sasuke's daughter Sana started hiding. Pulling away from him and others. Then, she revels her fathers secret lover....and her mothers darkest secret. PastSasuSaku suprise paring.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-21-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete35. Notice Me reviewsMy Naruto VDay special! Oneshot! NaruHina NejiSaku ShikaIno GaaraSasuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-14-07 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete36. When Chemicals React » reviewsWhen Neji's ANBU squad gets attacked and Sakura has to help him recover, Enimes will reserface and love will bloom. but someones after Sakura..and is watching from the shadows. Watch the Chemicals React! NejixSaku, KibaxHina ShikaXIno, and naruXsasu.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,211 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 9-26-06 - Neji H. & Sakura H. - Complete37. Just Like You » reviewsThings have begn to change after Tohru and Yuki see Kyo's true form. Yuki, fighting his inner emotions about the way the cat has been treating him. Kyo tring to keep the wound on Yuki's arm a secret. But Haru and the others are getting suspious.Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 9-8-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S.38. Love of Flames » reviews-On Hiatus-After three years of being gone, naruto and his team have come back to The Village, but only to gather more memebers. They know where the hideout is, where Ochimaru is hiding, and the only way they can bring back a freind..is the power of love.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,729 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-12-07 - Published: 9-14-06 - Neji H. & Sakura H.39. So help me Naruto reviewsSomethings wrong with me....why do I want to be with you so bad? Songfic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-8-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete40. Whispers in the Dark reviewsSomething's going on between Gaara and Sakura. Only a fair few know what. The glances they share and the bond they hold. Oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-26-06 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete41. A place to Belong reviewsWhile out on a training camp out, Sasuke senses someone following them.....strange things begin to unfold as Sakura reveals her past. Fully fictional. No spoilers SasuxsakuNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-1-06 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete42. Breaking Ground » reviewsYuki is being abused my Akito again and who comes to help him through it all? NONYAOI! It's rated for lauguage and stuff -Being Remodeled-Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,004 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-25-06 - Published: 6-8-06 - Kyou S. & Yuki S. - Complete