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since: 05-03-06, id: 1039112, Profile Updated: 07-12-09
country: Canada
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Author has written 21 stories for Naruto, Death Note, D N Angel, Kingdom Hearts, Gravitation, D.Gray-Man, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

THE AUTHOR'S NOTE OF AUTHOR'S NOTES:

I'm really, on my sodding knees, boquets upon boquets of flowers in my arms for all (or none; don't think anybody reads crappers like this anymore :P) of you, sorry. I've been meaning to write. I managed to squeeze out an 85 from my sonuvajackal, Russia-lookalike English teach...and, I've started working on stuff that's been lying around since 2008. However, I stumbled upon a little thing called making Hetalia vids, and I can't really say I don't enjoy it moar. :D Hell, even THE FioriParty (y'know, the one with the epic Naruto flashes) took the time to comment on one, and then comment again when it was reuploaded! (insert fangirlish spazz here)

BUT.

I am a writer first, and then a gentleman.

After that, I am a Canadian ninja, and then a female version of a hustla, but that's besides the freaking point.

I shall attempt with all of my ADD-induced might to overcome writer's block, the fact that FFNet deleted most of mah fic documents, and those amv ideas swirling around, to update more often.

SO HELP ME 6TH HOKAGE.

I made a youtube account: http://www.youtube.com/user/SparklyChakram

And here's my LiveJournal: http://sparklychakram.livejournal.com/ (As of March. '09: http://ninja-nutjob.livejournal.com/)

March. 29/ 09

Yattaaaaa~! Changed my LJ name! :D 'Tis now http://ninja-nutjob.livejournal.com/

January. 12/ 09

GaH! I'm super-duper sorry guyz, gotta go on a 3-week hiatus. Finals + exams = EBIL. :( Check my LJ for occasional updates~.

August. 9/ 08

Well, FFnet has deleted Sincerely Yours. I'm really sorry to everyone...I'll try to think up a (legal) alternative to do with your letters, m'kay?

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1. Because Everyone In Canada Lives In An Igloo reviews
While trying to order coffee, Canada's attempts are thwarted by idiots...resulting in his patience and sarcasm running dry. Deadpanning has never been so deadly. *Just ask America*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-26-09 - Canada - Complete
2. Matt's Sims Adventures » reviews
Matt discovers the computer game The Sims for the first time. Is it only a matter of time before he gets bored? Or is this...the PERFECT GAME?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,178 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-14-09 - Published: 12-15-07 - Matt
3. Tsundere » reviews
Just England being England. At least, most of the time. Sometimes he's a diva/pirate/angel. But that's *hopefully* only sometimes. *Slight US/UK*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-14-09 - Published: 2-8-09 - England & America
4. Your Mom » reviews
Sasuke learns a new diss on TV, and decides to test it on everyone he knows! NO. ONE. IS. SAFE! Please read and review! Being revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,672 - Reviews: 517 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 6-4-06 - Sasuke U.
5. Mikk Couture reviews
Tyki Mikk, a gothic fashion designer, incurs the oriental wrath of a renowned hair stylist, which in turn incurs the interest of the one-eyed newbie editor. No pairings yet!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-2-08 - Lavi & Tyki
6. Sincerely Yours Forever » reviews
In which Sasuke recieves letters from his nin-friends, resulting in rants, sincere answers, and Naruberry pie. Yum! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 8-18-08 - Sasuke U.
7. Gamer Love reviews
AU- Matt, your average gay geek, starts playing New World Order, the latest MMORPG craze. He meets a level 19 gunman named Mello, who spins him up, tears him down, and ultimately becomes his...if he survives. MxM, LxLi More inside!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-2-08 - Matt & Mello
8. On the road to Straightness reviews
After deciding Sai was a tad too gay for Team 7's liking, our favourite perverted artist is forced into a straightening process. Will he remain a tank top wearing teen, or become the manliest ninja in the history of manly ninjas? R and R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-9-08 - Sai
9. On the Road to Gayness reviews
After deciding Sasuke wasn't nearly as gay as Orochimaru wanted him to be, our favourite emo Uchiha is forced into a gayifying process. Care to join him? R and R!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-9-08 - Sasuke U.
10. Fast Food Encounter reviews
For Novelist Pup: When Suigetsu sees Sasuke working at Burger Hokage, he just can't help himself. SuiSasu. Includes one aquaphile, two pretty Uchihas, and a side of kunai-flavoured fries.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-19-08 - Suigetsu H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
11. Tatsuha Claus » reviews
Tatsuha gets caught stealing, and is sentenced to community service hours...as a Mall Santa. Lucky for him, Ryuichi Sakuma lurves Christmas. Krismasu TatsRyu lovin' is the result. Short drabblesque chappies. Enjoy!
Gravitation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-25-07 - Published: 12-22-07 - Tatsuha U. & Ryuichi S. - Complete
12. Organization XIII's Fairy Tales Collection » reviews
Demyx is often sleepless at night...so Organization XIII decides to lull him to sleep with their stories! First story, Roxas as Cinderella. Used to be called Org XIII'S Bedtime stories, but name was kinda taken already.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,605 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-8-07 - Published: 2-6-07 - Demyx
13. Let's Get Some Lunch Axel! reviews
Axel minus Roxas equals brooding not even Demyx can fix. Includes plenty of resturant destruction. In progress or complete? Me no know. :
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-07 - Axel & Demyx - Complete
14. Happy Foxy Birthday Naruto! reviews
Oh snap, Sasuke ran away on Naruto's Birthday. Who's gonna do his nails? Contains cruelty to robot camels. Lacks Hinata's PimpMobile.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-10-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
15. Finding Prince Charming » reviews
L had always found frogs amiable. But not likable enough to turn into one! Join L on his quest to find a prince to break the soggy curse. Major crossover with everything! Not Shonenai. Just some poking fun at it...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-27-06
16. A Thousand and one Jutsus » reviews
Everyone knows Kakashi has mastered over a thousand jutsus. Some of them are cool, while others... read and see for yourself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 6-28-07 - Published: 6-11-06 - Kakashi H.
17. Hogwarts's Ninjas » reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are sent to Hogwarts to protect the boy who lived and to guard the school. But are those the only reasons they were sent? And what do Orchimaru and Voldemort have to do with it? CHAPTERS REVISED. Used to be Ninjas at Hogwarts bu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 5-11-07 - Published: 5-7-06 - Naruto U.
18. The Secret Confessions of a Teenage Drama King reviews
Itachi bares all in a fluffy pink diary,in his one of a kind dramaking way. Review?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-29-07 - Itachi U.
19. The Year Santa Got Mugged reviews
AU, Daisuke believes in Santa. Satoshi and Dark don't. So begins the epic quest of the two to the North Pole. Review! I guarentee it'll at least make you giggle. One shot. Slight Krad bashing. I don't hate him! I wrote it last year, so forgive my grammar.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-17-06 - Dark M. & Satoshi H. - Complete
20. Happy Youthful Belated Birthday Kakashi! reviews
I just couldn't help myself. WARNING: Filled with a youthful Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-16-06 - Kakashi H. - Complete
21. Happy Emo Birthday Sasuke! reviews
Title says all. WARNING: Story includes emoparodiness, emoGaara, and Mr.Man Boob.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-23-06 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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