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Author has written 11 stories for Hogan's Heroes. May 4, 2009 It's my third anniversary on this site today, or at least the third anniversary of when I registered a pen name and got all official (the better to harass you with, my dears). I was going to upload a new icon to celebrate, but I couldn't decide which one so I figured I'd become a hypocrite instead. Yes, that's right, I have once again given integrity the kiss off by abandoning my personal standards and posting a story that is NOT FINISHED. Those of you happening upon here for the first time will be confused, so let me explain: for the longest time there was written here a big, long nag about slow updaters and how everyone should finish their stories before posting in order to keep things from dragging out for years. "Like a little cheese with your whine, sweetie?" I would ask myself, but I stood strong. Adamant. Unbending. In fact, nauseatingly self-righteous, I even made a promise. I promised I would always finish my stories first so that I could (and this is the important bit) never let more than a week go by between chapters. However, as those of you mathematically inclined and aware of how a calendar works could look at "What We See" and point out, said vow didn't last. Everyone up to speed? Good. So the new story is not finished. There will be no promises of quick updates. There will, in fact, not be any promises of updates at all beyond the next two or three chapters. I'm sorry and I'm a weak-willed louse. I freely admit it. And that's my honest profile. I'm also not sure I can name the twelve men who walked on the moon anymore. I can get most of them, but I get bogged down now with Apollos 15 and 16. That has nothing much to do with anything unless you had read my previous profile, but at least you have to say that all of this was something different than my just telling you my favourite movies and books. Nov. 23, 2009 Since I've written two stories recently, I figure I should specify that the 'new' story mentioned above refers to "Strangers in a Strange Land." It's a little stalled at the moment, but I hope to get back to it soon. However, "Bedtime Stories for Maniacs" is now complete, so feel free to enjoy it at will! | |||||||||
1. Bedtime Stories for Maniacs » reviewsFor the "Newkirk the Storyteller" challenge. Newkirk tells Carter his version of the story of "The Adventure of Foulkes Rath" by Adrian Conan Doyle and John Dickson Carr. Now Complete!Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,439 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 11-22-09 - Published: 11-8-09 - A. Carter & P. Newkirk - Complete2. Adventures in the Fine Art of Explaining Miracles reviewsWhile waiting for the others to come back from a mission, Carter tells Kinch a story. Challenge fic.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-3-09 - A. Carter & J. Kinchloe - Complete3. Strangers in a Strange Land » reviewsWhen a mission goes wrong, the Heroes have deal with an unusual complication.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,747 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 5-4-09 - P. Newkirk & A. Carter4. Things Never Are reviewsEnd of the war. I don't know if this counts for snooky's challenge, but it reminded me of this story, which I'd written a long time ago but for some reason never posted.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-17-09 - A. Carter - Complete5. What We See » reviewsHogan considers the ramifications of taking away something very important from his men.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,174 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-21-08 - Published: 11-9-07 - R. Hogan6. Luck of the Irish reviewsWarning: this is an SAD STORY. You might want to banish me when you're done. Seriously, NOT A COMEDY. I didn't mean to be evil this morning, but I'm telling you: Go forward at your own peril.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-30-07 - R. Hogan - Complete7. Spilt Milk » reviewsCarter writes a letter describing the effects of one friend's mistake and another's decision.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,763 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 3-12-07 - A. Carter & R. Hogan - Complete8. And to All A Good Night reviewsA missing scene from The Bridge. Even when he's angry, Newkirk finds that there are some things he has to do.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-13-07 - Published: 11-1-06 - P. Newkirk & A. Carter - Complete9. The Bridge » reviewsKinch is interrogated and has a strange story to tell.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,785 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 10-27-06 - Published: 10-13-06 - J. Kinchloe & A. Carter - Complete10. Funny the Things That Stay With You reviewsA short companion piece to Emanations of Hate. Carter makes a disturbing discovery while out on a mission.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-8-06 - A. Carter - Complete11. Emanations of Hate » reviewsBizarre events raise hard questions for Hogan and his men. July 12th: I'm going away for awhile, so I've posted the final three chapters all at once.Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,178 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 7-12-06 - Published: 5-22-06 - Complete
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