"Lies are like children. Hard work, but worth it, because the future depends on it."

Gregory House, M.D.

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I'm 25, I'm Polish, I live in Cracow and I still don't know who I want to be when I grow up, if that ever happens. I enjoy reading (pretty much everything), good TV shows (House, CSI and 24 are my favourites) and writing (obviously). I'm hopelessly lazy, so unless I get attacked by rabid plot-bunnies, don't expect frequent updates. If you feel the pressing need to know more about me, PM me, I might even answer if you have some good questions. But then, I may lie.

And no, I don't look like that picture on the left.

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Complete stories:

Outside Look is a first in a series of four short stories about Colin Hammond - a Muggle detective who tries to solve a very confusing case. It takes place during Voldemort's first rise, the next three instalments will take us to the mid-90s.

Invisible – my take on the night when young Sirius Black left Grimmauld Place.

Hand Of Glory – the war is over and Harry's finally free to do whatever he wants. It's not something anyone would expect. (It's mostly unbeta-ed, so cut me some slack here.)

Not Worth It – my first House, M.D. fic. My take on what might happen between House and Wilson after the Season Four finale. Again, it's unbeta-ed, so be gentle.

Start Small - what exactly happened after “Half-Wit”? Did House take Wilson's advice and go inside to talk to the Ducklings? Here's my answer. Some OOCness ahead (though there's a reason for it), don't like it – don't read it. Once again – unbeta-ed.

Coward - a look inside House's head. Very dark and probably a bit disturbing, just so you know. Also, I don't think that what House goes through every day is quite that bad, so I guess it can be considered AU. Unbeta-ed.

Falling - just me wondering why did House agree to Wilson's request in "Wilson's Heart". Spoilers for Season 4 finale. Unbeta-ed. Ritulia translated it into Russian, you can read it on her profile.

Stray - a much lighter House-fic. House, a cat, some sillines and general fluff. Unbeta-ed. PM me if you wish to read the Polish version. The story was translated into Russian by Ritulia (Thank you so much!) - go check her profile here on FFN if you're interested.

Understanding - a one-shot with hurt!Wilson. After "Dying Changes Everything" I felt like doing something nasty to him... No spoilers here, it can easily fit pretty much anywhere in the show's timeline. Unbeta-ed.

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In progress:

Long Weekend - House&Wilson humor/friendship fic, taking place before Season 1. Once again - I'm translating this from Polish. The original version is not complete yet, so don't expect frequent updates. Unbeta-ed. Chapter 7 is up, Polish version is up to chapter 8 - PM me if you want to read it.

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Coming up:

One More Time – sequel to Outside Look. Detective Hammond is about to retire, but his last case reminds him of the old, unsolved riddle.

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Disclaimer: In case any rabid lawyers are reading this, I have to inform you that, sadly, I'm not JKR. She's blond, she's English and has enough money to buy a small country. I'm a redhead, I'm Polish and I'm permanently broke. See? So, the Potterverse belongs to her, things and people that you don't recognize from The Books are mine. The same applies to House – I'm just playing with David Shore's and FOX's toys here. Don't sue me, it will make you look like an idiot and your rabid law-practicing friends will laugh at you.

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Many thanks to my wonderful betas - Jessica and Amanda, who helped me with my first three stories. :)

I'm looking for a HP/House beta, if you think you'd be a right person for the job, let me know.