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Poll: I'm thinking of doing a Draco/fem!Harry chaptered fic, wherein Harry isn't actually really feminized, but is sort of like fighting against the "girly" norm. So - interested? Vote Now!

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Author has written 31 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Update 3/12/09:

Hey, I'm Trina, I'm 20 and a college student in Coon Rapids, MN, and I am basically obsessed with fanfiction.

FAVORITE PAIRINGS:

Twilight:
Edward/Jacob -- this is quickly becoming my all-time favorite pairing for this fandom. Love slash! :D LOL.

Across the Universe:
Jude/Max -- hello! HOT MAN SEXIN', HELL YES!! XD hehehe...
Jude/Lucy -- really pretty much the only good canon out there.

Harry Potter:
Draco/Harry -- favoritest pairing. EVER. 'nuff said.
Voldemort/Harry -- AWESOME. Love it. But you usually have to find the really good ones, that are actually believable, otherwise they all kinda suck.
Neville/Harry -- I love this pairing. It's awesome, but so rare to find! If you could rec any really, suepr good fics like this, then that would be, like, fantastical, omfg.
Draco/Harry/Neville -- I love this threesome - soo goodddd!! XD
Draco/Harry/Blaise -- Such a good pairing! :D REAADDDDD...!! _
Fred/George -- the only good kind of incest there is. ;)

My Harry Potter Stats:
House: Slytherin
Wand: Mahogany, 13 Inches, Unicorn tail hair
Pet: Owl
Quidditch Postion: Seeker
Animagus: Dragon
Patronus: Fox
Future Job: Healer
Element: Fire
HP Character Most Compatible With: Draco Malfoy
HP Ship: Harry/Draco, duh.
Favorite Teachers: Snape, Lupin
Favorite Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Severus Snape
Favorite Classes: DADA, Charms, Transfiguration, Potions

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1.) Harry Potter. 2) Draco Malfoy. 3) Severus Snape. 4) Lucius Malfoy. 5) Sirius Black. 6) Seamus Finnigan. 7) Fred Weasley. 8) George Weasley. 9) Tom Marvolo Riddle. 10) Oliver Wood. 11) Dean Thomas. 12) Neville Longbottom.

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Yeah, actually, I have. It was adorable, it was a oneshot called "Flirt," by EtoileQuiRit. :D

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
CHAAA. O.O XD EXTREMELY HOT. ;

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Neville getting GEORGE pregnant?? It would be a very, very strange predicament, and w ould make me wonder how they got together in the FIRST place... O_o

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Yes, many. I'll look them up. :D

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Eh, I don't think so, personally. But that's just me. I happen to think that they woud be better with other people.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Sirius/Tom or Sirius/Oliver?? Ack! I think Sirius/Tom would be better, personally, since I can't really Sirius and Oliver falling for each other. So yeah.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
He'd ask to join in, of course. ;

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Severus/Oliver. It's Oliver's seventh ear, and Severus is staring at Oliver's arse as he flies around the Quidditch Pitch. Severus accosts Oliver in the showers at the end-of-the-year game.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Harry/George, yes. I've read it, actually, it's good. :D

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Fred/Neville. "Sorry I died, Nevs, Go Shag My Twin Now." :( Yeah, I really have no idea. LMAO PFFT.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
OOOH, I've seen this before! Luc would be all like 'you know, I really don't love Narcissa much, and Draco's out of the country right now, so... wanna shag?' and Harry'd be all like 'Eh, okay, sure, why not.' Tee hee hee...

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Mmm, I think so maybe. I dunno, never really asked.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
No idea, actually, lol...

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of, no.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Oh godddd... INCESSTTTT... XP Yech! -gags-

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Oliver, erm... maybe something along the lines of 'oh bloody hell, Harry, yes, YES!' and be all his Scottish smexy self like that. ;

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
George. Uhm... It'd be Fred/George (because, actually, I don't mind TWINcest, it's just INcest I don't like, LMAO) and be like "Goodbye My Lover" by James Blunt or something like that, since Fred dies in Deathly Hallows. So yeah. Mmhmm. :D

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Harry/Seamus/Neville. They all decide to hook up one night because they're bored when Dean and Ron are out shagging somewhere, and so they're all alone in the dorm and decide to have a threesome. Look out! Gryffindor Boy Smexy Sexness! XD

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Oliver to Draco: 'hey, so I was watching your arse out there while you were tryin' to catch the Snitch - sorry Potter beat you again, by the way - but wanna shag?'

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Sirius. Mmm, probably the other day, I think.

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Seamus. He thinks of Dean dressed all in black leather and brandishing a whip. ;

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Dean shag Tom?? Hell, EVERYbody would shag Tom. He's freakin' HOT, after all. It's just the whole 'evil thing' that gets people. But I would say no, I can't really imagine the two of them shagging, unless they were off their rockers and completely smashed beyond all compare. Lol.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Severus/Fred. Mmm, I imagine that Sev would top. He'd be all like dom and everything, y'know:D

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhapy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you five this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry and Tom are in a happy relationship until Tom suddenly runs off with Lucius. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dean and a brief unhappy affair with Neville, then follows the wise advice of Sirius and finds true love with Severus.
"Trials of the Heart."
Stephanie, Katy, and Laura might read it. I'd write it. Because I like to write everything. Lol. ;

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Fred/George. Frightened, actually. It'd be like all my twincest fantasies had come true. But then Fred would have died and so then I would've cried. A lot. :(

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1. You Can Have Me However You Like, Sir reviews
Harry is Draco Malfoy’s newest assistant at Chic & Style, and has had a severe crush on him for years now. Can he get over it to actually get the job done? Or will he be doomed to suffer from it for as long as he works under him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-5-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

2. Auld Lang Syne » reviews
“But, Sevvie,” Draco whined from behind me, and I could tell he was pouting, “he’s just so wonderful, I want to go parade him around, I want everyone to know that he’s mine, and only mine.” Oh yes, I liked possessive Draco, I liked him very much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,583 - Reviews: 198 - Updated: 11-3-09 - Published: 8-6-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.

3. Marital Bliss Or Maybe Not » reviews
In order to save their son from a worse fate, the Malfoys marry their son off to Harry Potter six months after his birth. Draco and Harry don't know it however, until 17 years later. DMHP MPreg. Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 4-16-08 - Draco M. & Harry P.

4. Take Me to the Dance? reviews
George wants to go to the dance with Fred. Fred wants to go with…? Fred/George slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-4-09 - Fred W. & George W. - Complete

5. How to Get a Boy to Know You Like Him reviews
My hd-smoochfest lj fic - the reveal was just posted a few days ago! I'm finally getting to post it here, so please, show me some love! Hahaha XD Love you all! Draco/Harry bottom!Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 6-12-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

6. Summertime Summertime reviews
Draco and Harry in their post-sexin’ with funny results, to them at least. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-30-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

7. The Ugly Duckling Syndrome reviews
Harry Potter works at the Ministry of Magic on the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad with Draco Malfoy, who had turned out to be a surprisingly good friend. Harry’s been getting gifts from an anonymous sender for the past two weeks cont. DMHP Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-21-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

8. Made With Love reviews
Harry and Draco have been married for about twenty years, making them therefore about forty years old. They already have two kids, Adrian and Cadence, and have one more on the way. Auror!Draco Draco/Harry Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

9. Draco and Harry Secretly Want to Make Out reviews
Based on the song "Draco and Harry Secretly Want to Make Out" by the Wizard Rock band The Whomping Willows. DMHP! Slash! Please review. ;D Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-10-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

10. GreenEyed Monster reviews
Harry and Draco go to a restaurant for a Halloween dinner, where the waiter shamelessly flirts with Draco, blatantly ignoring Harry, who is sitting right across the table from him, and Draco flirts back. JealousBottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-1-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

11. Just a Little TLC reviews
PostWar. Harry dances in the rain and ends up getting a cold. Draco decides he doesn’t really mind a Sick!Harry, and in fact finds his sniffles and sneezes endearing and cute. He decides he needs a little TLC. Draco/Harry Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-30-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

12. Drunkenness Can Get You In Trouble reviews
Harry catches a drunk Malfoy in the halls one night, who reveals something he maybe shouldn't have. How does Harry take this news, and what happens when the next morning, Draco finds himself in Gryffindor Tower, with a hangover... cont.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-18-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

13. Paraskavedekatriaphobia reviews
It's Friday the 13th! What kinds of bad things can happen to wizards on this day, one known for being the bad luck day...? Especially when Snape has them make luck potions. DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-13-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

14. The Edge of Seventeen reviews
It’s Draco’s seventeenth birthday! And what more could he ask for than… Harry Potter in his room unannounced? We’ll see what Draco makes of this. Looks like Hermione and Ron have set them up! DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-6-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

15. Who Needs Air reviews
It was sickening, and Harry hated it. Hated that someone could have such an effect on him without even trying, hated that he felt this way about someone when nothing had even ever happened between them. Disgusting. It was like the blond was a disease.HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-10-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

16. Beyond the Claiming reviews
Draco and Harry tell the story of how they got together. All because of Seamus' matchmaker antics. DMHP Slash. Oneshot, complete. Review! Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,284 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-10-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

17. Of Syrup and Great Halls reviews
Harry and Draco come out about their relationship during breakfast one day. Oneshot. Sequel to "Of Alcoves and Dirty Deeds." DMHP Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 2-9-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

18. Of Alcoves and Dirty Deeds reviews
Harry and Draco meet one night in an alcove and lovin' ensues. Prequel to "Of Syrup and Great Halls." Oneshot! DMHP Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-7-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

19. Pitter Patter Potter's reviews
Harry’s upset. He decides to take his angers out on his boyfriend. DMHP Bottom!Harry Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-11-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

20. Spell It Out reviews
Harry saves Draco Malfoy from Pansy Parkinson one day, by doing something totally unexpected, something highly unplanned. What will Draco’s reaction to this be? DMHP Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-6-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

21. Candy Canes are Aphrodisiacs? reviews
Well if you're Draco Malfoy they are... DMHP bottom!Harry/top!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-26-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

22. My Christmas Wish, Love Draco reviews
Draco wants nothing more than just one thing for Christmas, something that would make it perfect: Harry Potter. He writes a letter to Santa, but never actually sends it. Who but Harry would find it! DMHP Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-22-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

23. The Claiming of a One Harry Potter reviews
Harry gets a hickey on his neck, and Ron isn't as imperceptive as he seems. DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 12-10-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

24. Just One Look is All it Takes reviews
Harry sees Draco watching him one day, and from that day forward… everything changes. Draco/Harry Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-10-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

25. When September Ends reviews
Songfic to “Wake Me Up When September Ends” by Green Day. Harry, who was in love with Draco and who loved him back, dies in the war with Voldemort and about a month later Draco finally grieves his death. DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-27-07 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete

26. His Lips Caught My Fall » reviews
After Potions class one day, when Draco “trips” Harry, he falls on top of his victim and kisses him. Ever heard the saying “Did you trip and her lips caught your fall?” Well… switch the ‘her’ to him’ and there ya have it. Bottom!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-27-07 - Draco M. & Harry P.

27. Thanks For the Memories » reviews
ON INDEFINITE HIATUS AU story... Bella and Emmett have been together for about two years now, but could Emmett be rethinking their relationship and wanting someone else, aka Rosalie Hale, who is dating Edward Masen? What will Bella do now? Chapter 8 up n
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,625 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 4-6-07

28. Edward's Very HumanLike Birthday reviews
It's Edward's birthday! Woot woot! Sure, the rest of the family gets Edward presents, but... what will Bella get for him? And why is Edward acting so strange?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 6-20-07 - Complete

29. Carlisle's Father's Day Experience reviews
It's Father's Day...! Of course Bella gets her own father, Charlie, something, but... what will she get for Carlisle...? Read to find out! R&R please...!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 6-17-07 - Complete

30. Hope For a New Love » reviews
Edward comes back and sees Bella with someone else, someone he never thought she would be with...R&R please! post Twilight NOW COMPLETE! FAQ and PLAYLIST now posted, along with last chapter!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,099 - Reviews: 254 - Updated: 3-2-07 - Published: 6-15-06 - Bella & Edward - Complete

31. Graduation, Love, and Many Changes » reviews
at graduation, where something HUGE happens...will Bella be changed or not? R&R please! first fanfic!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,455 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 6-12-06 - Published: 5-15-06 - Complete

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