| karkashan |
Author has written 44 stories for Naruto, Legend of Zelda, Killer Instinct, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, D.Gray-Man, Final Fantasy XII, Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy I-VI, BioShock, and Amatsuki. My Livejournal: http://karkashan.livejournal.com/ My Deviantart account, and no, I have no idea why I chose the name bhhjyyk over karkashan. http://bhhjyyk.deviantart.com/ XXxxXX Updates XXxxXX April 07, 2009 Okay, so it's been forever since I flat out talked to everyone. Hi, how are you? Anyway, school's been a pain in the rear, so for those of you who read Conceived, Wrong Person, Traitor, Seas, etc., I'm sorry that I haven't been updating. I've just not had the time to sit down for extensive periods and work out the plot. But that doesn't mean I've abandoned them. I've still got a couple of good ideas bouncing around in my noggin'. November 08, 2008 Ah, it's been so long since I last talked to ya'll here. How you been doing? I know I know, I haven't been updating as much as I use to, but there's a good reason for that. Rpgmaker Vx. That program is just too much fun. I have about a twelve to thirteen hour game done so far, and I'm about, oh, seventy percent done. Then I'll go back and Tweak everything, and then I'll put it out on the internet so others might enjoy the experience. XXxxXX Rant Space XXxxXX Okay, I didn't think I would ever do this, but I've come across some weird stuff in fanfiction, and I gots a couple of bones to pick. Why do people still use "Sasuke gets special treatment" thing in Naruto centric stories still?! It doesn't really make any sense at all, especially considering what happened in recent chapters. I mean, what the heck! Why would the Council Advisors favor Sasuke, and kick their "Jinchuuriki Weapon" out when they orchestrated the deaths of the entire clan. Heck, they even originally told Itachi to kill Sasuke as well! And Kakashi really doesn't seem to be favoring Sasuke at all either, I mean really, name one time outside of the Chuunin exams when he taught Sasuke one on one? And the only reason he taught Sasuke was because he knew that if he wasn't careful, Sasuke would go over to Orochimaru, and he didn't want that. Well, Sasuke still went to Orochimaru, but that's beside the point. The point is that Kakashi tried. November 29 edit- has anybody else read the latest chapter? I thought it was really neat how the mangaka showed how the average shinobi's opinion of him changed. Which further prooves the fact to people that they should stop writing the villagers as a bunch of douche bags. Yeah, they didn't really like Naruto that much, sure, but then again their village had nearly been wiped out by the Kyuubi. On top of that, the man that had brought them through the war with Iwa, the Fourth hokage Namikaze Minato, gave his life in protecting the village from the fox. So, to be honest, they were little hesitant in trusting Naruto. But through Naruto acting like Naruto, they eventually learned to respect him, and eventually care for him, even before Sasuke even defected. In fact they call Sasuke "that Uchiha boy, Sasuke" which meant that although they knew that there was one Uchiha left loyal to the village, some needed to be reminded what his first name was. Which leads to the fact that the village did not, in fact, love the Uchiha boy. They probably became wary of him, as they were wondering if he would go the rout of eith Itachi or Madara. So people, stop making Naruto act like a bitch. He's cool enough already. And by the way, I don't mind the occasional overpowered Naruto fic, but don't make him powerful by him "hiding in the shadows as a "true" ninja should". That's bull crap. Hiding one's presence is more useful for taking on teams than individual ninja, as extremely powerful ninja will be able to detect and counter hiding shiinobi with ease, and hiding leaves the attacker wide open to counterattack. Kyuubi cannot be split, idiots. I don't know exactly how it started, but somebody got it in their head by misreading Jiraiya that the Fourth Hokage split the Kyuubi in two. That's not what he did. He gave the more peaceful natured chakra to Naruto, as in sealing it directly in the blonde with the five point seal, while using the Shiki Fuiin to completely lock away the evil natured chakra, as well as the consciousness of the Kyuubi. But it's impossible to separate these completely, as both of these seals intertwine to form a sort of two-in-one seal combo. Another thing that bothers me, but still its my opinion people, is the bashing of Ichiruki. Okay, I get it, theirs is not the most flufftacular tale of love, but to say that they could never work is just weird. I know several people who act almost exactly like they do, and they've been married over thirty years, quite happily I might add. They told me it was because they knew just how far to take fights with each other, and they knew that any dissagreement that they had wasn't worth breaking up over. One other thing that goes along with that, I still cannot understand Ichihime. I just can't. Okay, she has a crush on him, whoopdeefreakindoo'. Orihime just isn't the type of person that could emotionally stand up to the hurt that Ichigo could possibly dish out in the heat of the moment. Rukia can, has , and could. Basically, she makes Ichigo her B!ch, and I think that works better for somebody like "Strawberry". Okay, new thing that bugs me. People, especially those who write Naruto, stop writing Naruto as you. You know what I mean. Don't have him react to situations like you would. There's a reason people read Naruto, they like the character. The reason they read fanfiction? They like the characters. Au's are all right, but at least have Naruto act like he normally does. I've always done my best to write a Naruto that closely resembles the canon somewhat. Is it that hard to do so yourself? I know it's hard, but let's at least try. Oh, and if you weren't sure what pairing I ship for canon (It had better turn out like this), then wonder no longer. I. Ship. Naru-Saku. 'nuff said. All of the Above Rants are my OPINIONS, and if you don't like them, you don't like them. Don't flame my stories just because you don't like what I like, or agree with me. | |||||||
1. Lonely Petals reviewsAU. It was the end, it chose to save itself. He should have died. Now he is alone in another world, an earlier time, with no memory and a bad case of deja vu. Oh, and he accidentally ends up romancing the Inuzaka head's daughter. NarutoxTsumeNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-28-09 - Tsume I. & Naruto U.2. Finale of a Pleasant NightmareAs the curtains in this Act are being made ready to be drawn to a close, one last, pivotal scene must be acted out. For the fate of Koholint, nay, the very world, hinges upon the outcome of this scene. - Link's Awakening, Final Battle - slight LinkZeldaLegend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,100 - Published: 8-1-09 - Link - Complete3. The Wrong Person to Fall in Love With » reviewsHe was the next in line to rule the fire country, and she was just a Kumo jounin that happened to imprison the Nibi within her. Of all the men she knew, he was, without a doubt, the wrong person to fall in love with.Au-ish Naruto x Yugito. YuNaru, NaruYuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,618 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 7-18-09 - Published: 8-22-08 - Naruto U. & Yugito N.4. Potential of Man and Moblin reviewsLoZ: In which the Moblin King, the Emperor of Malice Ganon IV, converses with a young princeling who dares to challenge his rule. Oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-5-09 - Link & Ganondorf - Complete5. I Gazed Into My Soul, and Was Surprised » reviewsCurrent chapter, 'Apparently she wanted a cookie' Oneshot collection, Pairings vary, mostly EdxRiza. updates infrequent. Was The Toll of Sin. Second chap the original oneshot.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 8-20-07 - Edward E. & Riza H. - Complete6. Praise Be to Din reviewsIn which Link and Tatl learn some history, partake in a con, glare at Tael, and make babies. AU-ish. Link x Tatl. One shot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-14-09 - Link & Tatl - Complete7. First Contact The Long Drive reviewsIt was time to move on. Naruto knew that. He just didn't think he'd end up with such a cute red headed doctor like her. AU. First Contact series. Amaru x Naruto oneshot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-4-09 - Amaru & Naruto U. - Complete8. Basch Equals Presents reviewsAnd if you accept Basch in your heart, and are good, then Basch will even grant you presents." Au-ish futurefic. Vaan, Ashe, their daughter, and Basch as a type of Santa Claus, sorta. VaanxAshe all the way.Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-22-09 - Ashe & Vaan - Complete9. A Little of You Makes Me Your Man reviewsRoy and Olivia, or Mr. and Mrs. Charleston, if you prefer. And a forced vacation, a dance competition, and oodles of emotional/sexual? tension in between. Roy x Olivia, slight AU. FMA exchange Jan/Feb winner. OneshotFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-7-09 - Olivier A. & Roy M. - Complete10. Prove It To Me reviewsKuchiha's wounded, Toki helps her out. Kuchiha think's she's ugly, Toki disagrees. Kuchiha says he's lying, Toki uses some underhanded means to prove he's not. Lemony Kuchiha x Toki goodness. TokiKuchi oneshotAmatsuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-2-09 - Complete11. The Thing About the Cheetos reviewsA story about a Drum Major named Byakuya, a Color Guard Captain named Yachiru, her father, Zaraki the Band Director, a pile of Cheetos, and true lurve. Byakuya x Yachiru Everybody's in highschool in this AU! Ichiruki UnoZaraki implied. OneshotBleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-28-09 - Byakuya K. & Yachiru K. - Complete12. Ice and His Baby reviews10 songs - 10 prompts. 10 different Hitsumatsu ficlets set to 10 different songs.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-16-09 - Hitsugaya T. & Matsumoto R. - Complete13. Traitor of Hope » reviewsHe is the one who does not beleive that the conflict between SS and Vaizard can be resolved without bloodshed. She is the one who does not beleive that anyone can mend her broken heart.Evil laughs at their misfortune. pairings in later chapters.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,884 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 5-27-07 - Ichigo K. & Soi Fon14. Have you heard the Good News? reviewsIn which a father of a now full grown daughter hears something that causes him to pause. Drabble-length Oneshot.BioShock - Rated: K - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-1-09 - Little Sister & Jack R. - Complete15. I Don't Wanna Stop reviewsAfter FFIII. Luneth visits a certain blacksmith to ask him something, then visits a certain blacksmith's daughter to ask her something later that night. And she turns out to be slightly impatient. Slightly. Luneth x Refia LuneRefFinal Fantasy I-VI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-09 - Luneth & Refia - Complete16. How you came along reviewsI always was a fan for tying up loose ends, especially in relation to my life. I didn't expect tying them with her of all people, but you'll never see me complain. FMA exchange Nov/Dec round submission Third Place. Alphonse x Female Envy FemEnvy x AlFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-9-09 - Alphonse E. & Envy - Complete17. Seas Would Rise » reviewsWithout you, I'm not me- sequel/prequel. Larsa Solidor was many things, but when it came to Penelo, a rational man wasn't exactly one of them. Now though, rumors persist of the Four Fiends, and possibility that she lives. Larsa x Penelo.Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 12-12-08 - Larsa & Penelo18. Danzou » reviewsHe was a man without remorse, a man who would gladly sacrifice his extended family to suit his own ends. In fact, that's exactly what he did. Possible AU, depending on how the next few chapters pan out. Spoilers for Chap. 421Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 10-16-08 - Hiruzen S. & Minato N.19. Left Me Behind reviews100 word drabble. Even though she wasn't there, Marluxia talked to Larxene.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-18-08 - Marluxia & Larxene - Complete20. Without You, I'm not Me reviewsNinety days he's been sober, ever since his nine month drinking binge. Gods, he missed her. An although he knows he shouldn't, he rests his head, closes his eyes, and remembers her. Larsa x Penelo older LarsaFinal Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-9-08 - Larsa & Penelo - Complete21. The Scarf She Wore reviewsIn which Ichigo's a professional golfer, Tousen is his mentor, Halibel's an up and coming model, and Barragan is a senile fruit vendor. AU in the most definite sense of the word. Ichigo x Halibel IchiHaliBleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-6-08 - Harribel & Ichigo K. - Complete22. Dance with the Devil reviewsHe was the hope she saw, the future she could have when the Earl was dead. She was his drug, the thing he couldn't quit, the reason he had betrayed those that had once fought beside him. Together, they danced with and in each other, devils though they werD.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-08 - Allen & Lulubell - Complete23. I Know That You've Tried reviewsByakuya King sequel. 'Hearing you say that makes Grandpapa so happy! Ichigo, you have raised a fine daughter, now I know for sure that you are now a true man' AU-majorish. Weird side pairings, although no romance, per say.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-5-08 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete24. Lest the Lady Die reviewsIf one were to ask Kushina about that night her village went up in flames, you would realize the pain that she went through. She used to have nightmares about it, but that's changed for some reason...One shot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-08 - Kushina U. - Complete25. Conceived on a Bridge » reviewsNaruFemHaku. An accidental alteration to the seal causes an interesting string of developments. How will Naruto handle being a Ninja of Konoha, and a Father? FemHakuNaru. Naruto x Female Haku.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,730 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 2-11-08 - Haku & Naruto U.26. The Secretary and the Supervisor reviewsKomui knew he shouldn't be happy about what Allen did, but since the Supervisor finally got what he wanted, he was. Komui Lee x Bridget Fay. KomuiBridget BridgetKomui FayLee One-shotD.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-13-08 - Komui - Complete27. Still In a Dream reviews266 word drabble. 'Bridget smiled softly at her boss as she watched him sleep.' Bridget Fay x Komui Lee. FayLee, BridgetKomui.D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-08 - Komui - Complete28. Her men reviewsTwo instances in time with her two men in her life that Kushina will always remember. AU-ish. MinaKushi.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-18-08 - Kushina U. & Naruto U. - Complete29. Byakuya King reviewsIt's what's for dinner! However Ichigo doesn't want to go, and tries without success to get Rukia to change her mind. IchiRuki, AU in a sense.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-6-08 - Ichigo K. & Rukia K. - Complete30. Vast Expanses, Endless Desert reviewsPre-OOT. A young red haired boy of the Gerudo is crying all alone, until the ghost of a man called Ganondorf comes and consoles him. "That's interesting boy, my name's Ganondorf as well, although my 'friends' call me Ganon."Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-5-08 - Ganondorf - Complete31. This is the army Mr Jones reviewsMustang's out, and the others under his command get a slight surprise. EdxRiza RizaEd EdRizaFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-3-08 - Riza H. & Edward E. - Complete32. I'm Sorry Ms Shihouin, I Am For Real reviewsI realized I would rather have my hard ass of a father than no father at all." Nextgen, OcxOc. IchigoxYoruichi. Implied RukiRen. Oneshot.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-08 - Yoruichi S. & Ichigo K. - Complete33. In Shadow He Hath Been Revived reviews“My, my. I have to admit, I did not expect to see you here, hero.” A different take on the final fight in Zelda 2. Oneshot.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-28-08 - Link & Ganondorf - Complete34. Obscurity’s Undertone » reviewsSeperated at birth, their lives spiral out of control. One hides her femininity from her Order, the other hides his true nature from humanity. Soon they will both meet again. AllenxRhode, FemAllenxLavi.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 11-13-0735. Revival of Memory » reviewsAizen was dead, the world saved. But Memories of the girl that never existed start to return, appearing as freakish nightmares.Then the Nightmare becomes reality, and Ichigo is hurled into a new struggle. Ichigo x Senna, IchiSen.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,005 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 9-15-07 - Ichigo K.36. He was the Moon, She the Wind reviewsHe was the Moon, She was the wind, he could love the wind, be he could not contain it, not keep it bottled up with him forever.Ichigo x Senna, IchigoSenna. 1shot.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-14-07 - Ichigo K. - Complete37. The Last Time Anyone Felt the Wind reviewsKaze, Wind. The night Kyuubi attacked, Konoha lost its wind. chapter 367 spoilers. MinatoxKushina. Minato x Kushina. 1shotNaruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-24-07 - Minato N. & Kushina U. - Complete38. Don't Be Mindful, Be Prideful reviewsWhile Father sleeps, Pride contemplates his status. spoilers up to chapter 74. 1shot.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-18-07 - Complete39. Dragon's Rage: Demonic Ressurection » reviewsA former Shinigami takes his revenge on humanity, and somehow, Naruto is caught in the middle. NarutoxHanabimuch later, . Character death. randomness.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-5-07 - Published: 5-26-06 - Hanabi H. & Naruto U.40. Buenos Dias, Mi Hermanito reviewsOh, I almost forgot, your Vice Captain is being rude to me. I mean, she’s hasn’t even touched her tea. If you want to see her again, you know where to go. Sincerely, Your Oniichan, and your pal Gin. Sequel to Cinco de Mayo. ToshiroxRangiku. 2shotBleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-20-07 - Hitsugaya T. & Matsumoto R.41. Cinco de Mayo reviewsOn the night before an obscure Mexican holiday in the month of May, one side of the soul gains control. 1shot.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-4-07 - Ichigo K. & Dark Ichigo - Complete42. As long as he could hold her reviewsAs long as he could hold her, he knew he could live.naruto x hana naruhana.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-15-07 - Hana I. & Naruto U. - Complete43. Killer Instinct 2: Ruby reviewsThey thought all the baddies were dead. Boy, were they wrong or what. Also known as the return of Riptor. on hiatusKiller Instinct - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-4-0644. THE DARK THIEVES reviewsEvents leading up to and beyond the transformation of Mandrag Ganon, to right before the Imprisoning War. on hiatus. willmost likely delete.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-15-06