| Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me |
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter. If you want to know what a mans like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. HEY ALL! Ok...this is a music video I found about Sirius Black...its like this rap that Harry and Malfoy sing... REALLY GOOD! I posted the lyrics for it... but the song is by Tony Goldmark... here is the link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8dpDvslCiU GO SEE! I dont have much to say... Name: Kim Age: 18 Birthday: June 24th My favourite Characters from HP... I am a Ron/Hermione, and Harry/Ginny shipper, though I hardly ever read them in fanfiction. I LOVE stories about OK Pairings that I'll Read SOMETIMES... Pairings that just freak me out... For THE OUTSIDERS, I like Please check out my stories below! And thanks to all the great reviewers! QUOTES I don't know what you don't know so how can I know what you know and I don't? Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift, that's why we call it the present! Forget about Potter, Sirius is hotter! If you want to know what a mans like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. (Sirius Black) Apparently Voldemort doesn't have the quote "The light side always win" in that egg-shaped head of his. "What are Fred and I, NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS?" (George Weasley) "Give her hell from us Peeves" (a Weasley twin) "I am a greaser. I am a JD and a hood. I blacken the name of our fair city. I beat up people. I rob gas stations. I am a menace to society. Man, do I have fun!" I'm sorry. I didn't know you had this problem with yelling in my face. (Dally Winston-The Outsiders) Man, I thought New York was the only place to end up in a murder rap, Jesus Christ! (Dally Winston-The Outsiders) Hate to tell you this buddy, but you have to wear clothes to work. There's a law or something. (Steve Randal-The Outsiders) Look at the blonde-headed monkey! (Two-Bit Mathews-The Outsiders) Nature's first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf's a flower, But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf, So Eden sank to grief. So dawn goes down to day, Nothing gold can stay. (Ponyboy Curtis-The Outsiders , also a poem by George R. Elliott) There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing. I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!" (Captain Jack Sparrow) Christmas provides much joy and torment. Joy because one can visit with one’s relatives and eat one’s mother’s homemade pie. Torment because Christmas means presents, and presents mean shopping. (Daisy Miller) Some words of advice! To Save Time, lets just assume I know EVERYTHING I have PMS and ESP that makes me a bitch who knows EVERYTHING! Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift, that's why we call it the present! A good friend will come bail you out of jail... I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper. STORIES I would Strongly RECOMMEND Stories you HAVE to check out because they're really good. Either funny, VERY well written, or breathtaking. Only in the World of Dragons - An absolutely WONDERFUL Hermione/Charlie story that is well written, and will, literally, have you on the edge of your seat! This is a MUST read! His Keeper - An AMAZING Oliver/Hermione fic that is filled with just the right amount of flirting, suspense, mystery, humour, and quidditch. This is a DEFINATE must read! Trapped in the House of INSANITY - A sweet, HILLARIOUS, entertaining Charlie/Hermione fic that is a must read, especially if you are looking for a good laugh. Lover Boy - A wonderful Valentines Day story about Hermione and Oliver. Well written and very sweet! Absolutely a wonderful fic out there for anyone who likes or dislikes Valentines Day. 100 Ways to ANNOY Lord Voldemort - A HILLARIOUS story about a girl set out to annoy Voldemort to the fullest... and he can't harm her. Includes a good mystery behind all the humour. (I'm IN this one... so it's even MORE awesome...:P) The Marauders Go to Disneyland - A wonderful adventure for the marauders and their friends, especially when the Death Eaters get involved. Sequel up. (I'm also in this one.) Shamelessly - A MAGNIFICENT Hermione/Fred fic. It's wonderfully put together with just the right amount of smut. :) | |||||||||
1. Dragons and Hearts » reviewsThis is the third and final instalment of my CharlieHermione trilogy.It is the sequel to Licking His Lip, and Twinkling Eyes and Cheshire Grins. What happens with Charlie and Hermione now? Who's Alin? Or Irena? Rated for mild language. Rating Might changeHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,796 - Reviews: 292 - Updated: 1-30-08 - Published: 6-3-07 - Hermione G. & Charlie W.2. Mambo No 5 HARRY POTTER reviewsThe Harry Potter version to Lou Bega's hit songs 'Mambo No. 5' and 'Mambo No. 5 Disney.' Not really as many words as it says. Please R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-31-07 - Harry P. - Complete3. Holidays With the Weasley Kids reviewsThis is just a little oneshot about when the Weasley kids were little and they woke up during the night on Christmas Eve. I'm thinking about doing a oneshot here for each holiday. But we'll see what you guys all think. R&R PleaseHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-25-07 - Ginny W. - Complete4. Memories of the Marauders » reviewsA bunch of oneshots. My friend and I wrote these during math class. It's what we think the Marauders would have been writing in THEIR notebooks if they were born! Rated for mild language. A little bit of JP & LE mentioned.Read and ReviewHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9-3-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P.5. Coping With Pain reviewsFred's in pain, Hermione decides to help... on one condition though. And then what happens when the tables turn.Short fluffy oneshot that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it! Fred & Hermione R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 8-27-07 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete6. The Wrong Prince Charming? reviewsHermione's sick of people trying to set her up. She's also sick of looking for her own Prince Charming. What happens when she stays a week at the Burrow with all the happy couples... and happy bachelors? Edited! R&R HG&OWHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,379 - Reviews: 89 - Published: 8-12-07 - Hermione G. & Oliver W. - Complete7. Twinkling Eyes and Cheshire Grins » reviewsCOMPLETE! This is a sequel to Licking His Lips, and prequel to Dragons and Hearts. What happens when the weasleys find out about Hermione and Charlie, and then of course, Hermione's parents, and her two older brothers...Charlie&HermioneHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,626 - Reviews: 379 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 7-18-06 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete8. My Boys reviewsInspired by the TV show... My Boys.Hermione is getting ready for her date, but she has some... umm... help. Story better than summary... R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-31-07 - Hermione G. - Complete9. When You're Mad reviewsThis is a oneshot HermioneDraco fic... My first attempt at smut. So please be nice. I'm not very good at writing smut. Rated for small smut and language.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 1-31-07 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete10. Marauder's Lists » reviewsA few list made by the marauders, and Lily. Prety much each chapter is a oneshot. Read and Review!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 1-3-07 - Published: 10-13-0611. Lonesome Lullaby Whiskey Lullaby reviewsThis is a HarryGinny pairing based on Brad Paisley and Alison Krauss' song Whiskey Lullaby.Please R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-21-06 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete12. Why Sirius' Animagus is a Dog reviewsBased on a poem, if a dog were your teacher. This is how Sirius relates to a dog.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,268 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-14-06 - Sirius B. - Complete13. Just FRIENDS! » reviewsHermione and Ron both insist that they are JUST FIRENDS...even to eachother. Will they ever see what everyone else sees? HermioneRon THIS IS A OneShot... the second chapter is just a dedication! It's kind of Fluff... Read and ReviewHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 10-7-06 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete14. Good and Nerdy reviewsA Hermione Version to Wierd Al's song White and Nerdy..... which is a version Ridin' Dirty...lol...Just something that came into my head when I heard the song... Read and Review! PLEASE!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-5-06 - Hermione G. - Complete15. What happens when they discover FANFICTION! » reviewsThis is what happens when Hermione discovers fanfiction on her parents computer, and tells her friends about it...Now, everyone from the golden Trio, to the Mauraders, to Lily, and to Malfoy all have their own twosence to add! Rated for safety, Read andHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 7-28-0616. On the Couch reviewsIt's late... 2:30am... she's the only order member left at Grimauld Place... What happens when Sirius comes into the picture... Rated T for safety... Please Read & ReviewHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-22-06 - Sirius B. & Hermione G. - Complete17. Harrys Rap about Sirius Black reviewsA short song I found on the internet....hope u like! Original Song By Tony Goldmark, to the tune of Baby Got Back! Rated for safety!R&RHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-8-06 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete18. Top Ten Things Heard at a Marauder Style Birthday! reviewsI think the title says it all...this is a list, based on a card I got for my friend, changed a bit, to fit, The Top Ten Things Heard at a Really Good Marauder Style Birthday Party! I hope you like it, kinda random...Review PleaseHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-19-06 - Complete19. More than friends? reviewsA series of oneshots. I'm writing this fic for some of my friends, they are in it, it's not meant to be too serious for hardcore fans, so yea...pretty much most HP characters are in it! Please if you READ it REVIEW!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-8-06 - George W.20. Licking His Lips reviewsSEQUEL UP! It was dark when Charlie Weasley stepped off of the muggle bus in the small town East of the Burrow. He looked around him nervously and licked his lips. He had a tendency to do that when he was nervous. Hermione? Hi, How are you?HGCW ficHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 6-12-06 - Hermione G. & Charlie W. - Complete