Good Morning Ladies and Gentle(and not-so-gentle)mans! Thanks again and welcome back to:

"There's something hot here in Southamerica!"

("There's something hot here in Southamerica" is a patented fiticious talkshow by I'm-very-bored Studios. This show is not recorded in Southamérica)

Here's your admired host-- (what? Now he's a hostess?) :cough: I mean, your beloved hostess, Frank-- (wha? He changed his name too? F-ck! Why I'm always the last one who knows?!) your beloved hostess :choke: Francesca.

:White sign with big square capital letters: APPLAUSE & CHEERS:

:Low raspy voice forced into higher tones: "Well, Hello hello everyone! We're once more having so many interesting guest today--! And guess what?"

:White sign with big square capital letters: ASK "WHAT?":

Public: "What?"

Guy in the back with very slow reactions: "Ask what? Cra-- What, Fran??"

Fran: "She's from Southamerica! Like our last guess--and the one that came before, and the one that came before... Nevermind. Here comes Akiko Fujishaima!"

Guest: "Actually...it's Fujishima."

Fran: "Now, tell us Miss, because you're a girl like me, Fujishaima--"

Guest: "It's Fujishima, with an 'i'--"

Fran: "Why have you come here?"

Guest: "Technically, I didn't come here. I was dragged here againts my will and thretened with a pinneaple... I though I was being abducted by aliens" :chuckle:

Fran: "Oh that's so very interesting (and I'll pretend that I care and that I'm not going to blackmail you later so you won't sue the show)! Tell us more about you. You were born in Southamerica, right?"

Guest: (You already said that.) Yes, more specifically, in Chile.

Fran: Oh! Chile! A friend of mine ate a whole one once--it was funny. But isn't it hard to have a chili-related birth? Aren't cabbages the usual?

Guest: I meant the country.

Fran: Ah, the country! Of course... (There's a country? No one informed me of this! Argh, I'm calling Carlos (agent/crush/almos-lover) tomorrow!)