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Author has written 27 stories for Wicked, RENT, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, Harry Potter, Sweeney Todd, Little Mermaid, and Moulin Rouge. THE FOLLOWING IS MEANT AS A JOKE, AND IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM... I'M TIRED OF RECIEVING MESSAGES THAT ACCUSE ME OF BEING A HOMOPHOBE, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY AM NOT. PLEASE DO NOT BLAME ME IF SARCASM IS BEYOND YOU. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. Also apparently those homosexual animals have picked up some unnatural behavior. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. (~o_o~) Hey guys! In case you didn't notice, this is my NEW, IMPROVED, and EVEN MORE FABULOUS profile! w00t! Moving on. I apologize EXTENSIVELY for my sporodic updating. I should be punished! runs for cover peeking out of hiding spot So, hi. My name is Sarah, known to you all as Saran VD. I am a thespian (as in, officially inducted into the International Thespian Society). I am also in the vocal jazz program at my school (which won the Kennedy Center's Award for best fine arts in the country in 2008 _), and I dance ballet, jazz, and modern. I also write (duh). Looking for a cool roleplaying site? Go to www.hexrpg.com! It's oodles of fun! I know that I have more stuff to say, but I honestly don't remember what it was. This can officially be considered a work in progress. It'll be finished at some point. I promise. Anyway, you should be reading (and reviewing! ;) ) my stories, not my profile! +If your body provides a comfortable home for the acquired immune RENThead syndrome, copy this into your profile. +OZheads are just trying to make they're way in a green world. If you are an OZhead then copy this to your profile! +If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your proflie. +If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. +98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile +92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. +If George W. Bush is getting on your nerves for various reasons, copy and paste this into your profile. +If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. +If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. +Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. +If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile +If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile +If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile. +If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. +If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile. +!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI +I, Saran VD, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. +If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. +If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. +If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. +For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. +Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. +I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... +"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. +If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap. +If you think Angel has the best legs this side of the Northern Hemisphere and only Collins deserves her, copy this into your profile. +Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (me: OMG YESS!!) PLEASE REVIEW ALL MY STORIES IF YOU READ THEM! REVIEWS ARE COMPARABLE TO ALL OF MARK'S SPAZZY DANCES IN RENT! | |||||||||||||
1. A Touch of Fabulous reviewsThe one in which Mark is completely uninterested in the boas Maureen has left behind...RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-22-09 - Mark C. - Complete2. A Last Year on Earth » reviewsA series of vignettes describing the endings of the lives of each of the major characters. Rated because, well, death is sad...RENT - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 7-18-093. Not the Last » reviewsSequel to MIMI'S SECRET. Includes pretty much everything I said it would. R&R!RENT - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 9-25-064. Happy Mother's Day reviewsAn unpleasant mother's day at Spinner's End with the Snape family. Rating to be REALLLY REALLY safe. Please review! Oneshot.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-09 - Eileen P. & Severus S. - Complete5. Her Heart's Desire reviewsHelena Ravenclaw looks into the Mirror of Erised. Oneshot. Rating for safety.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-24-09 - Helena R.6. Cyclique reviewsAU: Based on the following quote taken from IMDb : "In original drafts of the script, Satine had a three-year-old child and the story was told in flashbacks, told by Christian to the child.”Moulin Rouge - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-19-09 - Satine7. By the Sea reviewsThe story of Alana's daughter, Mariah, and her encounters with humans. terrible summary, please read anyway!Little Mermaid - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-6-088. Ghosts » reviewsSeven years after the events of the movie. The stories of the surviving characters dealing with the ghosts in their pasts, and how it effects one girl in particular JohannaxAnthony, TobyxOC T for safety. Really bad summary, sorry!Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 4-11-089. Five, Six, Seven, Eight » reviewsMimi quits the Catsratch and works... you'll see. postRENTRENT - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 4-10-08 - Published: 11-10-06 - Mimi M.10. Maureen's Diary » reviewsPreRENT through postRENT. Maureen's diary. Need I say more? Rating for language.RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 11-2-07 - Published: 7-26-06 - Maureen J.11. The Keys to my Soul reviewsSequel to OMG ITS A GHOST! Mimi's a ghost, and she's stuck until she gets revenge on April. Roger and April's oncedead daughter is trying to live with her killerRoger. Confusing summary, read the prequel, R&R!RENT - Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-31-07 - Mimi M.12. The Wedding » reviewsCRACKfic Gelphie. Fiyero pays Elphaba a visit at Kiamo Ko, and discovers that in the four months that the two of them were out of touch, Elphie and Glinda got married. But one wedding is never enough for Glinda the Good... R&R!Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-18-07 - Published: 9-11-0713. Green » reviewsCombination bookmusical. This is the story of Liir's daughter, who I named Fae. It gets a little crazy, just a warning. Not much else to say...Wicked - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 5-12-0614. Slitting Her Wrists in the Bathroom? » reviewsWhat if April was really alive? MarkApril, RogerMimi, AngelCollins yes Angel lives!, and MoJo. R&R PLEASE! COMPLETLY AU. If you don't like April... o nvm.RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 9-19-06 - April E. & Mark C.15. Alyssa Lies reviewsA new witch moves to Privet Drive with a secret that could change Harry's life. First HP fic, I suck at summaries, PLEASE R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-20-07 - Voldemort16. Kiamo Ko » reviewsRENTWICKED crossover. Begins at the end of Mark's film. The Rent gang takes a wrong turn and ends up in Elphaba's castle. What could go wrong? Everything! Try it. ON HIATUS until summer '07RENT - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 3-27-07 - Published: 7-24-0617. See You Saturday reviewsOneshot. The story of how Roger and April first met. R&R PLEASE!RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-12-07 - April E. & Roger D. - Complete18. OMG IT'S A GHOST! » reviewsRENT in a haunted house. Nuff said.RENT - Rated: K+ - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,376 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 1-2-07 - Published: 10-17-06 - April E. & Angel D. - Complete19. Child's Play » reviewsMAJOR spoilers for book 12. Evanna's children's lives. I'm not quite sure where this is going, reviews and suggestions would make me happy! Rating just to be safe. ON HIATUS until summer '07Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-6-06 - Published: 12-5-0620. The Streets of Heaven reviewsSongfic is that the right word? to the song The Streets of HEaven. MImis young daughter is dying. Oneshot. ratiung 4 deathRENT - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-06 - Mimi M. - Complete21. The Three People You Meet in Heaven reviewsAngel has just died... and what happens next will be the adventure of a lifetime! er... deathtime! Whatever... Wizard of Oz parody. ON HIATUS until summer '07RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-21-06 - Angel D.22. How did I Get Here? How the beep? » reviewsRENT and Harry Potter xover. Angel, Mimi, April, Roger, Collins, Maureen, Joanne, and Mark all go to Hogwarts... WARNING: CONTAINS RANDOM AUTHOR'S NOTES! ON HIATUS until summer '07RENT - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 7-27-0623. Not Again » reviewsRENT and WICKED and a little bit of AIDA characters randomly complain about fanfics as one author attempts to write one and another one writes the attempt as a fanfic. RANDOM FLUFF. threeshot if thats a word... Rated for language.Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 10-11-06 - Published: 8-2-06 - Complete24. Mimi's Secret » reviewsMimi has a secret. I'm not gonna say what it is, because then it wouldn't be a secret. Here's a hint... she's had this secret ever since she and Benny dated... Mimi gets mad at Benny and swears at him a lot, so it's rated for language. AU. COMPLETE!RENT - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 9-11-06 - Published: 7-25-06 - Mimi M. & Benny C. - Complete25. Something Wicked This Way Comes » reviewsSVU WICKED crossover. Before you pass over this fic, let me say that knowing SVU is not necessary.Nessa gets raped and Elphaba and 2 SVU detectives [Olivia and Elliot] try to figure out who did it. Nessa's character is book, Elphie's is musicalWicked - Rated: T - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-18-06 - Complete26. April? reviewsAngel has just died. On her way to heaven, she meets another Bohemian that has moved on. Oneshot.RENT - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-28-06 - Angel D. & April E. - Complete27. The Wicked Witch of the East reviewsOneshot. Elphaba reflects on her sisters place in her life after meeting Glinda in the cornfield. Some referances to the book, mostly musical. This is my first fanfic, so PLEASE r&r!Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-9-06 - Complete
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