| Caladrius |
Author has written 13 stories for Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon, and Naruto. OH MY GOD... I. Have. No. Idea why updates haven't been done yet. I apologize—sincerely. Well, my computer was busted for a little while, but that hardly makes up for all of this time. I'm working on it now, although the over-the-top humor stories (Uchiha Revival and The Voice) are a bit... boring at the moment... I have little inspiration to get them done, and no idea what I want to have happen in later chapters on top of that. ...accepting help? :33 Anywaaay. Then there's That's A Promise... I'm heavily revising that. I'll probably end up just making a new story, honestly. Sorry to those who like it as is—I'm having trouble with the plot and getting inspiration. Then The New Generation. Got a couple readers. This one I'm also redoing, although to a lesser extent. Might change the title, etc. All the news I've got at the moment. UPDATES: The Voice: Chapter 12 isn't started yet. BRAINSTORMING for the current chapter. Kind of. Just Friends: Currently on stand-still. That's A Promise: Story is being revised greatly. Uchiha Revival: Chapter 4 has not been started. BRAINSTORMING for this chapter. The New Generation: Chapter 4 is not started. I need to work on the others before I update this again. ~ THE BASICS The Name: My first name's 'Jaycee', and my last name's a mystery (dun dun duuuuuuuun). On the internet I generally go by 'Cala'. I dropped the 'drius' a while ago. The Birth: March 22nd, 1995—I’m fourteen. The Sex: Yes please~. Okay, I’m female (surprise, surpise). What I Listen To: Incubus, Green Day, Paul Simon, Simon & Garfunkel, Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, Avril Lavigne, Tool, The Offspring, Soundgarden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Metallica, The Clash, Ramones, Lunic, Audioslave, A Perfect Circle. I Like To Read: Harry Potter, various Tamora Pierce books, The Witch’s Boy, The Thief Lord, Uglies, Tamir Triad, practically any Roald Dahl book. Favorite Anime: Dragon Ball Z/GT, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Gunslinger Girl, Gundam Wing, Pokemon, Aria. Then Manga: Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball (up to volume 2), Gunslinger Girl, Naruto, Dr. Slump (up to volume 4), Bleach (up to volume 4). Gaming: Paper Mario, Pokemon, Fire Emblem, Naruto/DBZ games (RPG/Fighting), Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon. ~ FANFICTION PREFERENCES Reading: Romance, humor, and tragedy. Romance generally. The other two often go along with that. And Writing: I like humor because I never worry if what I write turns out dumb, since it’s usually the point. However, I’ve been exploring some other areas recently. It’s been fun, but I need a lot of work. ~ PAIRINGS Well, I said I like romance. So my pairing preferences? Well, they are… (note the blatant whoring of certain characters within different series) NARUTO: Sasuke x Sakura (OTP), Shikamaru x Ino, Itachi x Ino, Sasuke x Ino, Naruto x Hinata HARVEST MOON: Kurt x Gwen, Kurt x Dia, Kurt x Jamie, Joe x Katie, Louis x Lyla, Parsley x Lyla DRAGON BALL: Vegeta x Bulma, Gohan x Videl, Goten x Valese, Trunks x Goten, Goku x Chi Chi, Yamcha x Bulma, Trunks x Pan FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: Edward x Winry, Roy x Riza I found this while looking at someone's profile, so I just figured I'd do it out of boredom: For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) | |||||||
1. That's A Promise » reviewsWhat if Sakura DID convince Sasuke to stay when he left for Orochimaru's...? But while she promises not to tell the higher ups about any of it, Sasuke has to promise not to try and leave again. Well, it can't be that hard to keep a promise... Right?Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-3-09 - Published: 12-4-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.2. Love You, Love You reviews-SasuSaku Oneshot- “This is weird. I kind of thought you’d be the one of us to die depressed and alone, but I’m watching your girlfriend obsessing over wedding details,” Naruto commented. - Proposals can be hard, but surely it's worth the trouble.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-4-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.3. The New Generation » reviewsThey can't stay single and childless forever. At some point, our favorite characters will have to deal with the terrors of parenthood. It just had to be. This is the new generation of the Leaf. The new generation of the Uchiha. Introducing, Tachi Uchiha.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 5-20-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.4. Just Friends » reviewsJamie and Kurt are friends—maybe even "best friends". But when Kurt starts to view her as more than that, what happens? Will it ruin their friendship, or will it be the birth of another, different, kind of relationship? -Story currently on stand-still-Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Kurt & Jamie5. Rainy Day reviews-SasuSaku Oneshot- For Sakura, a rainy winter day stuck working in a hospital is a total drag. Leave it up to a certain raven-haired patient to keep the boredom away--and keep Sakura's thoughts from being straight.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-6-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete6. Idiot reviewsIf someone broke their mother's dear vase you'd think they would at least have the decency to take the blame for what they did. Clearly this isn't the case for Tachi Uchiha--who pins this one on his younger brother, much to their sister Hanami's dismay.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete7. Uchiha Revival » reviewsWe all know Sasuke wants to revive his clan. And we all know that means he'd have to have kids. With help from Kakashi, he holds a competition to see who will have the "privilege" of bearing him children, rather than finding a girl he likes. Okay... WHAT?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-20-09 - Published: 2-2-09 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H.8. The Voice » reviewsCube is hearing voices! And they're telling him to kill. What's a penguin to do? -grammar mistakes in older chapters will be cleaned up soon-Animal Crossing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,792 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 5-12-069. Conclusion reviewsFaced with a moment of silence, to himself, for the first time in a while, Sasuke finds himself thinking back to his days back in the Leaf Village. And a certain pink-haired kunoichi seems to be creeping into these thoughts more than anything else...Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-22-09 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete10. Feeling Giddy reviewsIt's Sasuke's birthday, but he seems to be acting... odd. Naruto grows fearful about his friend's sudden freakish giddiness, wondering what could be wrong with him. But the reason behind it all is something Naruto never saw coming. And what's with Sakura?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete11. Team Nine's Egg Hunt!Characters are from a Naruto Roleplay forum. Team Nine celebrates Easter by having an egg hunt. With Tachi dressed as the Easter Bunny, Kagetsu and Naoko trying their best to outdo the other, and Amaya having great luck, what could go wrong?Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Published: 1-21-09 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H. - Complete12. Happy Birthday reviewsOneshot. Sasuke starts getting romantic feelings for Sakura, and isn't entirely sure what to do about it. Although Kakashi recommends simply telling her, Sasuke isn't sure he wants to.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete13. Wake Up, Brother reviewsOneshot. Kurt's talking in his sleep, and Joe, being the loving older brother he is, teases him about the things he says. Which is particularly embarrassing when you talk about wanting little kid toys. Based on Save The Homeland.Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-25-06 - Kurt & Joe - Complete