Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Digimon.

Formerly known as The Authoress NekoHex.

Hallo! Meine Name ist Jordann. Ich haben blau augen und blonde Haare. Meine lieblingsband is Tokio Hotel und meine lieblingsbuch ist Tintenherz.

Hello! My name is Jordann. I have blue eyes and blonde hair. My favorite band is Tokio Hotel and my favorite book is Inkheart. (The above is just me practicing my German.)

Hiz! I am a slightly perverted, anime-obsessed, japanese-obsessed, mpreg-obsessed, yaoi-obsessed, slash-obsessed, MST-obsessed teenager who tends to ramble on and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and if you're still reading this there's something wrong...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and on...and I'm gonna stop now so you don't kill me.

Fav. Quote(s): "When you're sad, I'll get you drunk or hyper on sugar and will help you plot revenge against the sorry sod who made you sad.When you are blue, I'll try to get out whatever you're choking on, I hear crow bars work nicely. When you smile, I'll know you got laaaaaid. When you're scared I will pay you out about it every chance I get! When you're worried, I'll tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and then tell you to quit bloody whining! When you're confused, I'll use little words to explain. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you're better! I don't want whatever you have! And finally, when you fall, I'll point and laugh at you until long after it's lost its humour."

"A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next in jail saying, 'Damn! That was fun!'"

"A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move a body! Just tell me if I'll need a shovel!"

"If you've got nothing nice say, a blank stare will usually get the point across.'

"Well-behaved women never made history!"

"Girls in tight shirts and skirts think they got the goodies, while me and my crew look good in just sweats and a hoodie!"

"Erection protection!"(I said this when I had had a lot of sugar)

Fav. Pairings:

My OTP: Whatever pairing I happen to be reading the most of. Usually, ZuSo(Avatar: The Last Airbender), LxRaito(Death Note), Puppyshipping(Yu-Gi-Oh!), Chyan(High School Musical), and Tryan(High School Musical).

(seme/uke)

FullMetal Alchemist:

Roy/Ed

Roy/Maes(Hughes)

Elricest(Ed/Al)

Maes/Gracia

Roy/Al

Ed/Winry

Yu Yu Hakusho:

Touya/Hiei(there just aren't enough of these)

Kurama/Yusuke

Kuwabara/Yusuke

Kurama/Hiei

Hiei/Kurama

Beyblade:

Kai/Rei

Rei/Kai

Tyson/Kai

Kai/Tyson

Kai/Max

Tyson/Max

Mystel/Zeo

Yu-Gi-Oh!:

Seto/Jou

Yami/Yugi

Yami/Bakura

Seto/Yami

Bakura/Ryou

Otogi/Honda

Marik/Bakura

Marik/Malik

Harry Potter:

Ron/Hermione(I believe in trees. . .)

Harry/Ginny

Snape/Remus

Sirius/Remus

Snape/Harry

FredORGeorge/OC

Inuyasha:

Inuyasha/Miroku(kawai!!)

Inuyasha/Kikyo

Sesshoumaru/Inuyasha(LOVE IT)

Sesshoumaru/Kouga

Kouga/Inuyasha(so entertaining!)

Sesshoumaru/Miroku(this one is never boring. . . .)

Oban Star Racers:

Stan/Koji

Digimon:

Twincest(Kouchi/Koji)

Yamato/Tai(Matt/Tai)

Ken/Daisuke(Ken/Davis)

Takuya/Koji

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Zuko/Sokka

Jet/Haru

My Muses

Here are my muses. I have more than just these three, but they haven't showed up yet.

Name: Eve Vreeland

Nickname(s): Death

Age: Unknown, looks 16

Species: Vampire

Personality: Slightly psychotic, perverted mind, not to be trusted around fire or sharp objects(don’t let her near Monty Python! she’s crazy enough. . . . .), enjoys when I get flames, uses them to set things on fire(i.e. herself, her bed, other people, my house made of writer’s block, the dogwe’re on the fourth one, already. . . .)

Wardrobe: combat boots, leather pants, black shirt that says ‘You say psycho like it’s a bad thing. . . . .’ in red letters.

Name: Willow Hughes

Nickname(s): Hell’s Angel, Will

Age: 15

Species: Fox Demon

Personality: mental, perverted mind, tends to take all plot-bunnies hostage so she can name them all Bob and Phil, enjoys reading lemon, yaoi, mpreg, and shounen-ai.

Wardrobe: choker, jeans with patches of different colors, shapes, and sizes in various places, navy-blue t-shirt with the sleeves torn off that says ‘Join the dark side. . . . We’ve got cookies!’ in bright red, wears black, leather jacket.

Name: Jacitania Reinhart

Nickname(s): Jaci, TimberWolf

Age: 15

Species: Werewolf

Personality: most sane one in the bunch, hates yaoi and mpreg, despises Naruto (why do I have her, again?), obsessed with Johnny Depp and chocolate, makes sure Will and Eve don’t blow anything up.

Wardrobe: black sneakers, knee-length, denim skirt, white t-shirt with ‘Forget love, I’d rather fall into chocolate’ in deep brown letters.

News About My Stories (8/6/2007): Slight change in plan for the next chapter of Confessions of a Teenage Yaoi Fangirl will instead be about Avatar: The Last Airbender pairings instead of Yu Yu Hakusho pairings.(I seriously doubt anyone is reading this. I know I usually don't when someone posts news about their stories.)

(9/14/2007): I have the next chapter of Confessions of a Teenage Yaoi Fangirl out! Sorry it took so long, it just didn't want to end! Plus, Andrew and John(two of my muses) wouldn't stop making out in the back of my mind, so it was kinda hard to concentrate on the chapter. On a side-note, THE THIRD SEASON IS OUT NEXT FRIDAY!

(2/3/2008): Okay, I'm currently in the middle of the Yu-Gi-Oh! chapter. Sorry it's taking so long. Andrew and John are at it again. They just won't stop! (not that I'm complaining. . . )

(2/21/2008): My computer died on the 17th, and I won't be able to get back on it again till after tomorrow. I'm currently on my dad's computer(he's at work right now). Even when I get back on, I'll probably have lost my work, so. . . it'll be a while longer. Also, if anyone's reading this, please review my story! I only have two reviews! It doesn't exactly help my low self-esteem, here. . . the muses say hi.

(12/30/2008): Okay, so the peoples here of FF.Net deleted Confessions of a Teenage Fangirl -sob- So I obviously won't be updating again. Shame too. Cause I had just about had the next chapter done. . . Oh, well.