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Ideas for new Fanfiction.

Dragon Age: About the Wardens from the 1st-4th Blights.

Dragon Age/The Lord of The Rings: Frodo arrives in Thedas in time for The Fifth Blight and becomes a Grey Warden.

The Simpsons/Being Human: Lisa is a vampire, Bart is a werewolf, and Maggie is a ghost.

Bionicle: A retelling of the storyline. (or at least as much as I can muster myself too do so)

The Simpsons/Discworld: Chronicles of the most dysfunctional family on the Disc.

The Simpsons/Warhammer 40,000: In the grim farkness of the future... there is only war... and to an extent comedy until some Orks burn everything to the ground. Oh, and Bart becomes a Space Marine, Lisa becomes an Inquisiter, and Maggie becomes a Sister of Battle.

Warhammer 40,000: The adventures of The Blood Raven Force Commander after the events of Chaos Rising.

The Muppets: A new generation of The Muppets is ready to take in (fictional) guest stars from all over the world... or at least the ones I know of.

Mass Effect: What if Shepard failed in stoping the Reapers? If so, then what would life be like 50,000 years after THAT?

Forest Gump: Uh... I'll get back to you on this.

Monkey Island: Post Tales of Monkey Island.

The Simpsons/Terminator: I think you can picture what this will look like.

The Sims: Something along the lines of 1984, and my general understanding of dystopian sociaties.

Dragon Age/Blackadder

Garfield: A dramatic writing about the king of Portly Bay.

Infomercial of a microwave that brings food to life... that is not an idea for a fanfic, that is something I thought of from watching an SNL sketch.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If this is copied from someone else's profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate when people mistake Star Wars for Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you attended the Jedi Training Academy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you own at least one Star Wars T-shirt, copy and paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC
then copy and paste this!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think abody? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when people at your school call you vampire girl and you say "Finally they believe me!", crazy is when someone tells you Anakin Skywalker and Edward Cullen are fictional and you say " so what? they are still MINE!".Crazy is when you're mom doesn't know which Star Wars character said a quote, and you start yelling at her.Crazy is when you get up every morning for HIGH SCHOOL, willingly. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!bout taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their

'Crazy is more fun than worried'- Daffy Duck. Put this in your profile if you agree.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...

... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke

... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.

... you address your teachers as "Master."

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.

... you even know what a jung ma is.

... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

... you know how to write in Aurebesh.

... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'

... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.

... you understand any of this.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, jedigal125, Darth Sith'ari.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you are mad that they have not discovered Tattoine, Naboo, Coroscant, and Kashykk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

If you are one of the most people who have a bad memory who cannot quote the Jedi Code,here is a memory tool

There is no emotion

There is peace

There is no ignorance

There is knowledge

There is no passion

There is serenity

There is no death

There is the Force

If you know WHICH Jedi Code this is (cheat if you must) copy and paste it to your profile!

Now go and meditate if you want to remember it.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile

If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P

If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

-It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool

These are some of the Original Charectors I have made so far.

OC1.

Name: Seraph Ashla

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Species: Twi'grutan

Personality: Iron willed, sarcastic, brave, repressed rage, good natured but reckless, willing to die for the greater good

Apprearence: Grey blue eyes, orange colered skin, teal marks on her head tails, wears a Scarlet skirt with a matching top, leather holster for her hunting knife, Borg like implants that go down from above her right eye and on her left arm

Occupation: Part time man servant and adopted daughter to the Simpsons, Lukus Order Novus, ex-Thrail drone

Specialites: Hunting, grusome dismembering, anything imaginable

Presented in: The Simpson's: In Space

Type of Charactor: Close to an anti-hero

OC2.

Name: Thel Knara

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Species: Human

Personality: Good natured, obediant, hot tempered

Appearance: Brown hair in neat ponytail that goes down to the middle of her back, red sweater, black skirt and boots, glyph like birthmark on her left hand, giant scorpion tattoo on her back made up of branding iron brands (breifly)

Occupation: Adopted daughter, girlfriend to Bart Simpson

Specialties: Capable warrior

Presented in: The Simpson's: In Space

Type of Character: Kind but quick to anger

OC3.

Name: Zaar Lrack

Gender: Male

Age: 16 (But appears younger)

Species: Quetzal

Personality: Borderline mad, obsessed with gross smells and eating live rabbits

Appearance: Spikes in place of hair and pimples, talon like fingers and toes, loin cloth, wings

Occupation: Lukus Novus

Specialites: Lockpicking

Presented in: The Simpson's: In Space

Type of Charactor: Close to insane

OC4.

Name: Daavas Majiac

Gender: Male

Age: 16

Species: Twi'grutan

Personality: Charismatic, a bit childish and foolhardy, tempermental at times

Appearance: Long Montrals and head tails, sanguine tinted skin, armer encrusted into his robe

Occupation: Lukus Novus, boyfriend to Seraph Ashla

Specialties: Skilled warrior, Lukus Novus

Presented in: The Simpson's: In Space

Type of Charactor: Brash and reckless

OC5.

Name: Rhea Aeryn

Gender: Female

Age: 24 (though in reality is over fifteen-hundred years old)

Species: Human. (though is really a Machina, model number-003)

Personality: Kind, loving, deeply troubled, determined, has a habit of putting her nose into other peoples businesses, easily distracted

Appearance: Petite form, brown eyes, brown hair, wardrobe varies

Occupation: Alliance Senator, ex-Machina sleeper spy

Specialties: Politician, trained commando, surprisingly good liar, occasional shooting sessions for linage, makeup, and fashion magazines

Presented in: The Simpson's: In Space

Type of Charactor: Guilty, no real control of her free will, sympathetic to kind people and in general people have had to put up with a lot of unnecessary emotional hardship

Name: Catherine Ouranos

Gender: Female

Age: 24

Species: Human. (though is really a Machina, model number-003)

Personality: High functioning Autism, passionate, practical

Appearance: Petite form, brown eyes, brown hair, blue dress

Occupation: President of the Federation of Man

Specialties: Politican, supercommando, sleeper agent

Presented in: The Simpson's: In Space

Type of Charactor: Prone to random mood swings, strong, swift, brave but usually at the last minute