| Darth Sith'ari |
Author has written 6 stories for Star Wars, Simpsons, and Mass Effect. Many of the Star Wars storys I do are related in some way or another to articles I did for the "Star Wars Fanon Wiki". I do have a story now called "The Cracking Dawn" sorry Luke isn't that prominent character he'll be appearing latter in the story, If I find the time to write it of course, or think of something through my crippling writers block. My alias on the entertainment wikis is Drsdino, look me up under that and your likely to get somewhere. Suggestions to improve on my fanfics is welcome and accepted If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. 90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile. If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you wonder why Star Wars fans don't have a cool name like "Trekkie," copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate when people mistake Star Wars for Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish you attended the Jedi Training Academy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you own at least one Star Wars T-shirt, copy and paste this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think abody? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when people at your school call you vampire girl and you say "Finally they believe me!", crazy is when someone tells you Anakin Skywalker and Edward Cullen are fictional and you say " so what? they are still MINE!".Crazy is when you're mom doesn't know which Star Wars character said a quote, and you start yelling at her.Crazy is when you get up every morning for HIGH SCHOOL, willingly. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!bout taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their 'Crazy is more fun than worried'- Daffy Duck. Put this in your profile if you agree. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this You may be obsessed with Star Wars if... ... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke ... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.' ... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area. ... you address your teachers as "Master." ... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon. ... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you. ... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors. ... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally. ... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma. ... you even know what a jung ma is. ... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue. ... you know how to write in Aurebesh. ... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.' ... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky. ... you understand any of this. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird. Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door. Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it." The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, Lady Sakia, Emperor Sunny, Leia Blade of the Jedi, jedigal125, Darth Sith'ari. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you are mad that they have not discovered Tattoine, Naboo, Coroscant, and Kashykk, and all the other star systems out there, copy and paste this to your profile. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did! If you are one of the most people who have a bad memory who cannot quote the Jedi Code,here is a memory tool There is no emotion There is peace There is no ignorance There is knowledge There is no passion There is serenity There is no death There is the Force If you know WHICH Jedi Code this is (cheat if you must) copy and paste it to your profile! Now go and meditate if you want to remember it. 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile If you think the world should have no violence, but probably will always have it, copy this into your profile. If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P If you have a long bio/profile, and wish to hereby enhance the length of said autobiographical document, copy and paste this to said world wide web page to make said autobiographical document increase in length, number of words, interestingness, and other things which would be known as fun, copy and paste this piece of information to your said autobiographical document. If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile -It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? -When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it. -When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. -Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. -FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool | |||||||||||||
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