Well now. This seems to be the place where I'm meant to type in stuff about me. But I won't type much, because there are waay too many internet stalkers out there. So I'll put other stuff here.
I have been reading fanfics since... wow, I've been reading a looong time. I read various things, including stuff like Naruto, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, and LOOAAADS of other things. As you can see, I'm rather scatterbrained sometimes, and may not always update regularly, but updates will happen, eventually. Have faith, that's all I ask of you.

HI. I'M BACK. Now shipping: d.gray-man, Bleach, Axis Powers: Hetalia, Baccano! and other various series.

d.gray-man

POKER PAIR WEEK
aka Tyki Mikk/Allen Walker
October 8th through 14th
DO IT. I DARE YOU.
Forum: http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/62524/16315461/1/

OFFICIAL THEMES (in no particular order):
1. Homosexual Card Games
2. Verbal Molestation
3. Towels
4. Drunken Lament
5. History
6. Stranger Danger
7. Hey, Pretty

PLEASE NOTE THIS: Unless I completely change my writing style, over 90 of my stories will be AU, meaning I'll keep some of the canon storyline, but they will in all likelyhood contain at least one OC and will be spoiler heavy.

STORIES POSTED (updates!)

Tripartite (Bleach): Theirs wasn't a conventional relationship, not by any stretch of the imagination. A collection of 50 sentences focusing on the pairing of GrimmHimeUlqui. Rated M for safety. What I update when I have nothing else to do.

Just The Two of Us (Death Note)(Oneshot): In this moment, they were themselves. Not the three Greatest Dectectives in the world, not a mute dancer. Just a man and a woman. Just the two of them. Warning: Lemon content, not for minors. I wrote (most of) this in Maths.

Bleach OneWord 50Prompts: This is what I'm really working on at the moment, sorry for the horrendously slow update speed, but Assessment Block is coming up and therefore I will be slooow in updates

Mikomi: Fragments Through A Shattered Mirror (Naruto): Little drabbly oneshots. They all relate to the Mikomi storyline, and tell the story of their lives. ON HIATUS

Mikomi (Naruto): In Progress. Sorry that it's taking so long, but I have a ridiculously slow typing speed, and it oputs onto the brakes when I'm trying to transfer from paper to the computer. Will get there eventually, just have patience. Chapter Four still being written. ON HIATUS

DarkClaw (X-Men): Being rewritten, along with most of my other fanfics that I've started. AU - ish, introduces Gambit (YAY for the Ragin' Cajun), and a few OCs. Good for me. ON HIATUS

Mismatch (Naruto): Set in Mikomiverse. On hiatus until further notice

STORIES IN THE WINGS

Legendary Trio (Naruto): AU Retrieve Sasuke Arc. Sakura and Naruto reason with Sasuke, and prevent him from joining Orochimaru (Baka snake-rapist never saw this one comin'!). They travel the world, and become known through whispers and campfire stories, and declared the second Densetsu no Sannin.

Clan (Primeval): Completely and utterly AU, and proud of it. Right from the beginning, what if there had been others watching, as the gorgonopsid chased Helen through the anomaly? What is they had known? What happens when their society and Nick's team collide?

Light of the Moon (Primeval): AU, and an OC. What would happen if Stephen had a sister, that only he and Nick knew about? A girl with a strange past, who knows the future, and can create anomalies. Mayhem ensues.

Untitled (Pokemon): Remember the disaster that Team Rocket caused when they cloned Mew and created MewTwo? Well, they may have learnt their lesson in cloning Legendaries, but their dabbling in genectics is far from an end. Rumours have been circulating for years about a place where they are attempting to combine Pokemon and Human DNA, but are they just rumours?

Please note, other as yet unwritten plotbunnies are still running around. They include:

At least two STAR WARS fanfics
At least three DOCTOR WHO fic
Another X-MEN fanfic
And several TORCHWOOD,
And maybe just a few more NARUTO and POKEMON fics.

And however many original plotbunnies. Thanks!

Fav. Quotes/Sayings/Other: As you can see, I do love quotes, and will spend a good portion of lessons on computers searching for quotes, slogans, and other random things.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile page.

"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."

"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones."

"I'm not clumsy, I'm gravatationally challanged."

"My imaginary friend thinks you have issues."

"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups."

"Anyone can trip downstairs. Hover, falling UPstairs takes talent."

"The true meaning of a patriot is one who is willing to protect their country from their government."

"Writing is easy: You just sit in front of a piece of paper and sweat blood!"

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

"There is no indignity in being afraid to die. But the shame of being afraid to live is terrible."

"The first casualty of war is always truth."

"A clear conscience is usually the first sign of memory loss."

"Your theory's crazy, but not crazy enough to work."

"I hear voices in my head, but it's okay. Most of them are pretty nice."

"Safety first! Buckle your seat belts and prepare for an accident!"

"How can I stand idly by as men are taught to apologize for weakness and women are taught to apologize for strength?"

"You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life."

"Most people learn by observation, A few learn by experimentation, And then there are those like me who actually touch the fire to to see if it's hot."

"Girls kick ass. Says so on the t-shirt."

"The only infinite things are the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the first one."

"The real proof there's intelligent life out there because they've never tried to contact us."