...Your heart will skip a beat...

About me:

Heart-away here (ominously pets balding cat)

physical appearance- I have a head...I have two arms ...I have a nose...I have two legs...I have a femur...

Location-I live where you are given the limit of 30 seconds to down your Popsicle before it's a puddle of goo around your feet. So yeah... no polar bears for me...

Personality wise- I am mellow/eccentric...I am simple/complex...

animals?- I have two dogs...Tashie is the highly obese female one with a poultry fetish...and Cookie is the boy one with three spots...and he rubs against things like a kitty cat...myuu

Favorites:

number-13

conversation starter: so...how deep is your belly button?

color-blue

books- I've read many books, too many to name

anime/manga- yes yes...I am quite the otaku...

Bishi-Uchiha Sasuke...

Body part: the neck

lunch meat: turkey

Why do I write: I joined this site to help improve my creativity and writing skills. So please please please 'never' mistake me for perfection, I am far from it. Sometimes I spell even the silliest things wrong and "quotations" are my worst enemy. I should also mention that sometimes my words don't flow right and I make holes in my story plots. So don't be afraid to really hand it to me if you're giving me a critical review. I'm not afraid to hear my faults. How can those be fixed if I'm not aware of them in the first place. Flames though, are just rude and make babies cry. So in the case that you do write a flame be mature about it. Writing all of you're letters in CAPs aren't going to get your point across any better.

With all that serious stuff out of way I can say that I also write because it's fun. I don't do things that cause burdens.

Stories News-(as of August 1)

--iPod entice- Sasusaku

Ino always told Sakura that with her unnatural obsession with her iPod, she would never get a life, but she gets way more than originally intended(sasusaku) au.

Rated T

Status-So far this story is actually doing great for a second fan fiction. Right now this story is on temporary Hiatus.

--The Axe effect (my first story ever)-Sanji centric

I keep this story to remind myself how much I've improved...or at least what I think I've improved...

Do you ever write a story, think it's really good, then go back and read it again only to figure out that it's crap...yeah, me too...

--Dot your I's and cross your T's

Actually I'm still thinking about the details for this, so far all I have is inspiration.

--Partial to a Grin-Bleach Au.

Summary: Au. GinXRangiku. After being orphaned, the Hitsugaya family adopted and raised Matsumoto Rangiku. Now she finally has a chance to return the favor when a marriage must unite the two lands of 3rd and 10th territories. Ratings WILL Rise.

Status: This is on the top of my list. It should be updated soon after SW.

--A matter of spots and stripes-

This story will be my secret project and I'll put it out whenever I find the right moment

--Sword whisperer--Naruto Au.

Summary- In the era of the Samurai, Haruno Sakura, a girl with an uncanny ability to talk to swords, finds herself in a world of trouble when her secrets become exposed to the Uchiha nobles. ITASAKUSASU

status: It didn't come out as flowy as I wished but the feedback is really apreciative! It shall be my next update. It is taking a while to sort out through all the swords.

Irrelevance- My original story- I'm extremely hesitant to post it on FF.net...and probably 'never' will

Ciao Bella-Twilight

Inspired by my recent trip to Italy

Recommend stories to me also, I'm a read-o-holic. ...Any rating...(smile)

Talkith with me!!

http://heart-away.livejournal.com/

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/2268664

Yes yes...and now for all those infamous copy and pastey things...-_-...

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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