
FORMERLY ONIGIRI-KUN
About me:
Welcome...I'm known as heart away... (ominously pets balding cat)
hmm...for some reason I have the urge to hiss...that's an oddity amongst most...
Age-15
physical appearance- Black loosely curly hair (for now that's all I'm willing to tell...you never know when your going to encounter a stalker(paranoia)
Location-I live where you are given the limit of 30 seconds to down your popsicle before it's a puddle of goo around your feet. So yeah... no polar bears for me...
Personality wise- I'm an all out pretty mellow person...not to talkative, but if I know you/like you well enough...I tend to become a blabber mouth...oh and if I do happen to get angry it gets a bit violent...>_>
animals?- I have two dogs...Tashie is the highly obese female one with a poultry fetish...and Cookie is the boy one with three spots...and he rubs against things like a kitty cat...myuu
Favorites:
number-13
conversation starter: so...how deep is your belly button?
color-blue
books- lots and lots (chomp)Too many for me to name?
anime- Naruto, Prince of tennis, Ruroni kenshin, Bleach, Death note, Ouran high host club, I swear this list may be never ending..., inuyasha,
Bishi-Uchiha Sasuke...
Body part: the neck
lunch meat: turkey
cheese- swiss (haha its holy cheese)
Stories News-(as of June 20)
--iPod entice- Sasusaku
Ino always told Sakura that with her unnatural obsession with her iPod, she would never get a life, but she gets way more than originally intended(sasusaku) au.
Rated T
Status-So far this story is actually doing great for a second fanfiction, After I get chapter three out I'm taking a break from that story, so I can start on a different one that's been on my mind for a very long time now.
--The Axe effect (my first story ever)-Sanji centric
I keep this story to remind myself how much I've improved...or atleast what I think I've improved...
Do you ever write a story, think it's really good, then go back and read it again only to figure out that it's crap...yeah, me too...
--Dot your I's and cross your T's
Actually I'm still thinking about the details for this, so far all I have is inspiration.
--Scrape( I will eventually title it correctly)
This is going to be a wolf tribe story, and probably my next story...I'm just going to stick with the fandom I know the best(sasusaku)
--A matter of spots and stripes-
This story will be my secret project and I'll put it out whenever I find the right moment
Recommend stories to me also, I'm a read-o-holic. ...Any rating...(smile)
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Ipod entice songs
Duvet-lain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XfJwh2cC6o
Quand la nuit vient-Nadiya (feat. Yanis)-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMtCT12amuc&feature=related
Awesome videos!!
Artesia(another awesome french song)-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQAqjB0e1CY
Skittles-the meloncholy of haruhi suzumiya
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIjsPFYdkZY
Talkith with me!!
http://heart-away.livejournal.com/
http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/2268664
Yes yes...and now for all those infamous copy and pastey things...-_-...
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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