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since: 05-08-06, id: 1042529, Profile edited: 09-04-08
country: United States
Author has written 12 stories for Final Fantasy VII, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Naruto, and Sweeney Todd.

listen to me as a friend; not just the boy who played guitar--


name: natalie

age: fifteen! zoinks!

gender: i am of the female persuasion.

what i like: being sarcastic, lowercase letters, ice cream, green t-shirts, lilies of the valley, acoustic guitars, playing the piano too loud, sunflower seeds, haunted houses, musicals, the sun, laughing, hanging out with a bunch of guys and speaking their language, video games, long books.

favorite bands: belle & sebastian, a fine frenzy, vampire weekend, queens of the stone age, best friends forever, tegan & sara.

favorite books: pieces, the perks of being a wallflower, a great and terrible beauty, memoirs of a geisha, peach blossom pavilion, sloppy firsts, follow the blue, the nature of jade, the fortunes of indigo skye, wild roses, sex novels with fabio (in general), honey baby sweetheart, keeping his pants on until he gets home, saving francesca, chasing windmills.


current ideas:

none as of this moment.




1. Wolf » reviews
It was just her luck, really, to stumble upon Uchiha Itachi when he was bathing in the river. ItaSaku. Crackfic.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 12-17-07
2. heat reviews
When Sweeney Todd has trouble baking and controlling hormones, he blames the heat. Oneshot. Slight Lovett/Sweeney.
Complete - Sweeney Todd - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 6-5-08 - Published: 6-5-08
3. Hidan has STDs reviews
Hidan woke up with the feeling that his penis had shrunk about two inches back into his body. TsunadeHidan. No, I'm serious.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-21-08
4. MakeOut Tactics: Crack Edition reviews
Konan couldn't understand why the hell she was so sticky. KakashiKonan. No, really.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-19-08 - Published: 12-6-07
5. Who Will Last? » reviews
Lori, Kia, Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger himself are forced to participate in a game show they are left on an abandoned cruise line, where the author makes them go through ridiculous and hilarious tasks.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 3-16-07
6. Ask Sakura! » reviews
Ravenhaired teenager ignoring your pitiful existance? Got a problem, like a stalker? Sakura's got the solution! She'll answer your letters with vulgar replies and totally useless advice! Don't bash Sakurachan, or she won't reply. I swear it.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 10-1-07
7. Dear Naruto » reviews
Ask the Naruto cast anything. ANYTHING. Like the color of their underwear. Potenial pairings. Secret crushes. Oh, and you can ask anybody. On hold currently. When this statement is gone, you can start reviewing again. I need to get all the questions down
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,608 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 8-20-07 - Published: 7-10-07
8. Cherries reviews
Sakura thought she had boys all figured out. Blind dates, however, can easily prove her wrong. Slight Gaara/Sakura.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07
9. Smile reviews
If Yuffie can do one thing, it's getting people to smile. Vincent, however, doesn't like to smile. Because Yuffie is a ninja, she can do anything, even get the guy to crack a grin. VinYuff. oneshot.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-2-07
10. As Long As You're Mine reviews
is there really an end to love? "what's wrong?" it's just...for the first time, i feel...wicked. songfic. cloudaerith.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-2-07 - Published: 7-2-07
11. Sweet Music reviews
oneshot. Freddy stalks a new girl...and muses on the sweet music of helpless and painful cries...
Complete - A Nightmare on Elm Street - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-15-06 - Published: 12-15-06
12. Chocolates and Roses reviews
Yuffie comes to wish a certain exTurk a happy Valentine's Day. VinxYuff.
Complete - Final Fantasy VII - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 7-30-06
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