I will write about anything and everything that is either funny or beautiful, or both!

It's rather difficult to describe myself well, so I will use a series of quotes to describe myself, instead:

"What I love the most about deadlines is the whooshing sound they make as they go by." Douglas Adams

"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." Robert Anthony

"I never put off until tomorrow what I can do the day after that." The love of my life and my idol, Oscar Wilde

And, finally: "Quotation denotes inferiority." Anonymous

I'll be updating sporadically, as I want to finish every story I have started! If anybody has requests, questions, etc., feel free to send me an e-mail or private message.

Yours, Titania (Alexandra)

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1. Hail and Farewell » reviews

Her father is an evil wizard. His father is a man with too much power and sadistic ideas about marriage. Running from their families, they bump into each other and discover that it may not be easy being green, but with a bit of magic anything can happen.

Fairy Tales - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 12-26-06

2. The Norrington Vignettes » reviews

Commodore James Norrington has a very complex life that the average moviegoer knows little about. Updated: Norrington gets a makeover!

Pirates of the Caribbean - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 9-19-06

3. Stolen Away » reviews

A retelling of a number of different mermaid stories, all tied into the story of the Lord and Lady de Winter. Continuation of Three Simple Gifts.

Complete - Fairy Tales - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,348 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 12-30-06 - Published: 9-5-06

4. Three Simple Gifts » reviews

Cinderella, only better! What if there was no fairy godmother and the magic of the story doesn't just lie in a beautiful dress and glass slippers? A classic tale for those who believe in magic...

Complete - Fairy Tales - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,702 - Reviews: 125 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 5-31-06

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